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英语话剧
SkippingClass
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Cast
Anita:
Neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses
Kevin:
Treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife
Ken:
Eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit
Jason:
Alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses
Steven:
Alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass
Rita:
Aprofessionalclassskipper
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SceneI
(Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents. Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)
Ken:
Whyareyoulate?
And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
Jason:
Oh,shoot!
Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?
Ken:
Sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.Youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.
Jason:
Believeme,Iwouldliketokeepmyword.TheproblemisthatIhavethe“BusinessManagement”testtodayandIwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.ThenIfellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.
Ken:
Youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?
Why?
Whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?
Iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.
Jason:
Well,Imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…
Ken:
ForGod’ssake!
Don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?
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SceneII
(Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom. And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)
Anita:
Hey,we’llhavethe“BusinessManagement”classinafewminutes. Whereareyougoing?
Don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.
Steven:
Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
Anita:
Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.You’llgetyourselfintrouble.Don’tyouknowit?
...
Kevin:
Anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
Anita:
Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?
Kevin:
Twoo’clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!
Anita:
waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?
Kevin:
Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
Anita:
No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
Kevin:
Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
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SceneIII
(AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm. Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)
Rita:
HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
Anita:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
Rita:
DidI?
Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.
Anita:
Ibegyourpardon?
TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
Rita:
Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
Anita:
Youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
Rita:
Whydidyousayso?
IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.
Anita:
Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning!
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SceneIV
(KenandRitaaretalkingtoeachother.Theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)
Ken:
IwonderwhyyourCalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.Yet,everytimeIskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewIwasabsent.IthinkIamreallyunlucky.
Rita:
well,you’llappreciatewhatI’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.
Ken:
Whatarethey?
Rita:
Nowlendmeyourears–Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
Ken:
HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?
Rita:
Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
Ken:
Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?
Rita:
Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
Ken:
Why?
Rita:
Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.Andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.Lastly–Toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.
Ken:
Whatdoyoumean?
Nottoomanyandnottoofew?
Rita:
Youneedgoodweatherforskippingclassessoyoucangoouttofoolaround.Andthenyouneedgoodtimingsoyoucangotothenewlyopenedinternetcaféthatisondiscount.Finallyyouneedgoodrelationshipswiththeclassmatessotheycancoveritupforyou.
Ken:
Youareagenius.
Rita:
Iamjustveryprofessional.
Ken:
Iseenow.Iwilltrysometimes.Hah,Hah,Hah!
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SceneV
(KenmeetsKevinattheparkinglot.)
Kevin:
It’stimefortheEnglishclass.Whyareyouhere?
Ken:
Idon’twanttogotoEnglishclass.Iwanttocuttheclass.
Kevin:
Why?
Ken:
Becausesomeonetoldmecuttingclassescanbefun.
Kevin:
That’sright. Iwillshowyouhowmuchfunitistocutclasses.
Ken:
Ok.Let’sgo.
(KevinandKencuttheclassandgoouttohavefunwithgirls.AndbothofthemwillfailtheEnglishclass.ThereforenextsemestertheywillseeJean,theirEnglishteacher,again.)
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BeaGoodLover
人物
Vicky Benson Greta Andy Marcell&Ken
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SceneI
(Oneday,AndyandBensonwenttoameeting.Inthemeeting,theymetaprettygirl—Marcell.Andthen,AndyfellinlovewithMarcell.)
Andy:
Benson,IthinkthatIamfallinginlovewithMarcell.
Benson:
Oh,MyGod.Youhavealreadyhadagirlfriend,Greta.Howcanyouhaveanothergirlfriend?
Andy:
WhatshouldIdo?
Benson:
Idon’tknow…Andy,mayIaskyouaquestion?
Andy:
Sure!
Benson:
DoyouloveMarcellmorethanGreta?
Andy:
Iamnotsure.
Benson:
Oh,no.IthinkthatyouloveMarcellmorethanGreta.
Andy:
Maybe.Benson,couldyoudomeafavor?
Benson:
What?
Andy:
Pleasekeepitasasecret,anddon’ttellGretaandVickyaboutit.
Benson:
Well…allright.Butyouwon’tbeabletohideitforever.
Andy:
Iknow.
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SceneII
(Afterfewdays,BensoncouldnottoleratewhatAndydidanymore.Finally,BensondecidedthatheshouldtellVickyaboutit.)
Benson:
Vicky…
Vicky:
What?
Benson:
Iwanttotellyousomething.
Vicky:
OK,Iamallears.
Benson:
AndyisfallinginlovewithMarcell.
Vicky:
Oh,mygod…Icannotbelieveit.
Benson:
ButIthinkthatAndycanchoosehislover.Maybehedoesn’tloveGretaanymore.
Vicky:
Idisagreewithyou.
Benson:
Why?
Vicky:
AndyshouldtreatGretawithfaithfulness.
Benson:
Idon’tthinkso.Hehastherighttochoosewhomhelikesmost.
Vicky:
SowhatcanGretado?
Benson:
Shecanhaveanotherboyfriend.
Vicky:
Areyousure?
ShelovesAndysomuch.Idon’tthinkshewouldlovesomeoneelse.
Benson:
Let’sseewhatwillhappen.
Vicky:
Allright,Idon’twanttoargueaboutitanymore.Iwanttogohome.
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SceneIII
(WhenVickyknowsthatAndyisfallinginlovewithMarcell.ShedecidesthatsheshouldtellGretaaboutit.)
Vicky:
Greta,Iwanttotellyouanunbelievablething.
Greta:
What’sit?
Vicky:
Well,Andyisfallinginlovewithanothergirl.
Greta:
Youarekidding.
Vicky:
I’mnotkiddingyou.I’mserious.
Greta:
Idon’tthinkthatAndyshouldloveanothergirl.
Vicky:
Iknowwhatyoumean.Butit’strue.
Greta:
IwanttogetAndyback.WhatshouldIdonow?
Vicky:
Idon’tknow.ButifIwereyou,IwouldbreakupwithAndy.
Greta:
ButIloveAndysomuchandIcan’tlivewithouthim.
Vicky:
MaybeyoucantrytoforgetAndy.Afterawhile,youwillforgeteverythingabouthim.
Greta:
Maybe.ButnowIwanttocalmdownmyself.
Vicky:
Ok.Ifyouneedsomeonetotalkto,Iamalwaysbyyourside.
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SceneIV
(GretaphonestoAndypresently.Sheisverysadandangry.)
Greta: