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英语话剧剧本
4人英语话剧剧本。
语言比较简单,情节还可以。
英语短话剧剧本
PeterandtheWolf彼德与狼
(Ladiesandgetlemen.Goodafternoon.TodayI’lltellyouastory.Itis“PeterandtheWolf”.)
Peter:
Goodmorningeveryone.Whatafineday!
Howbeautifulthegreenlawnis!
Bird:
Goodmorning,Peter.
Peter:
Goodmorning,Bird.
Bird:
It’safinemorning,isn’tit!
Alliscalm.Allisbeautiful.
Duck:
I’maduck,yousee.Peterforgottolockthedoor.
NowI’mfree.HowIwanttohaveagoodbathinthepool!
(Duckjumpsintothepool.)
Bird:
Hi!
Whoareyou?
Youcan’tfly?
Duck:
Aren’tyouabird!
Youcan’tswim?
Yousee.Ican.
Bird:
Youareafool.
Duck:
I’mclever.Youareafool.
Bird:
Youareafool.
Duck:
I’mclever.Youareafool.
(Atthistime,ablackcatiscomingquietly.)
Cat:
Yeh.Theyarequarrelling.SoIhavenotroublecatchingthem.Lookatme,please.
Peter:
Takecare,Bird.Becareful,Bird.
(Sothebirdfliesaway.)
Duck:
Youareathief.Whydon’tyoucatchthatbird?
回答人的补充 2009-06-0114:
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Bird:
Youarearobber.Whydon’tyourobme?
Cat:
ShouldIgotocatchthebird?
ShouldI?
I’mafraidwhenIgetthere,thebirdwillflyaway.
Grandfather:
Peter,yousee.Itisverydangeroushere.Theduckisrunningintothepool.Ifawolfcomes,whatshouldyoudothen?
Peter:
I’mayoungpioneer.I’mverybrave.HowcanIdareawolf?
(Afewminuteslater.Averybig,cruelwolfcomessiletly.
Theblackcatrunsawayquickly.)
Cat,Bird:
Oh,!
Wolf!
Duck:
Oh!
Mydear.Thewolfiscoming.Letmerunquickly.
(Howcanabirdrunsofast!
Look,thewolfhascaughtthebird,andeatenhimup.)
Wolf:
HowIamsatisfied!
ButIstillwanttocatchthebirdand
theblackcat.
(NowPeterandthegrandfatherseewhathashappened.Theyhaveagoodideanow.)
Peter:
Bird.Pleaseflyoverthewolf’shead.Youcanflyaroundandaroundhim.Butyoushouldbecarefulenough.
Bird:
Wolf.Wolf.Canyoucatchme?
Youareafool!
Canyoucatchme?
Catchme!
回答人的补充 2009-06-0114:
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(Thewolfissoangrythathejumpsupanddown.Atthismoment.
Peterandhisgrandfatherthrowaropeandcatchesthewolf.)
Cat,Bird,Grandfather:
Beathim.Beathim.Don’tlethimrunaway.
(Atthismoment.Agroupofhuntersgettotheforest.Listen,theyareshootingatthewolf.)
Peter:
Oh,no.BirdandIhavecaughtthewolf.Don’tkillhim.Lethimalive.Pleasehelpustosendhimtothezoo.
Peter,Grandfather,Hunters,Cat,Bird:
Oh!
Oh!
Let’sgotothezoo.Let’sgotothezoo.
(Nowpleaselookatthegroup:
Peter,Grandfathe,Hunters,BirdandCat.Theyaredraggingthewolfandsendinghimtothezoo.Howhappytheyare!
)
1:
人物:
A(衣衫褴褛)
B(衣着光鲜)
C小花
D小草
E椅子
F新闻记者
剧本:
B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前
A:
先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。
B:
(厌恶)让开,让开。
(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)
A:
先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B)
B:
让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)
C:
他真愚蠢啊
D:
是啊是啊(D点头附和)
A:
可……先生……您听我说……(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)
B:
哇,你这人怎么这么讨厌!
(还是没有回头看A一眼)
C:
椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?
E:
唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D:
是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E:
先生!
你的钱包丢了!
你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F:
大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B:
哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。
F:
这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?
A:
对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F:
通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗,椅子?
E:
是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)
C:
唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D:
谁让这是一个童话呢……
A:
sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.
B:
getaway,getaway,dirtyman.
A:
sir,sir!
!
B:
runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.
C:
hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?
D:
yes,yes.
A:
but....sir....pleaselistentome.....
B:
wa,whyareyousodisgusting!
!
C:
hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.
E:
ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.
D:
yes,yes!
!
E:
sir!
youlostyourwallet!
can'tyoubemoreclever?
F:
goodmorning,everybody.I'majonrnistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achairopenhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwonozzyman.
B:
wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.
F:
I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmeinterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelosthiswallet?
A:
I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......
F:
dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomasteryaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair?
E:
yes,yes.
C:
ai,menissosilly.
D:
don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.
2:
这个剧本挺搞笑的
孔雀东南飞英语搞笑剧本
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:
EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!
Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!
Whocanhelpme?
(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):
Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!
Lunch!
Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):
I’mhere!
What’supmum?
JM:
I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:
OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:
Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:
But……
JM:
Neverinterruptme!
L:
Neverinterruptme!
SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:
Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):
Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?
(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!
(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:
Mum,I’mback!
LM:
Youareback?
Why?
Whathappened?
L:
Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):
See!
Ihavealreadytoldyou!
Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:
But,mum……
LM:
Neverinterruptme!
L:
Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?
And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):
Nicegirl!
Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:
“Ifyourdaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!
”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):
What?
Themayor’sson?
Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?
(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!
(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):
Lunch!
Lunch!
Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!
(闻一下)Er!
Howsmelly!
Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!
Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!
Butthere’snobreakfast!
(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!
Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!
Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):
Where’smybreakfast?
Where’sLunch?
Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:
Mum,can’tyouremember?
Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):
Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):
Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:
Heyyou!
Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!
(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:
AndIplantedonetree!
(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:
Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:
Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):
Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:
Whatbadluck!
Thisguyisbroken!
B:
Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:
Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:
Goodidea!
J(惊讶):
What?
What?
Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?
It’simpossible!
AB&C:
Why?
Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
标题:
孔雀东南飞英语搞笑剧本
J:
ButLunchismywife!
Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!
Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?
I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:
Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:
No.ButI’vegotthis!
(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:
Heyyou!
Stopandlistentous!
A:
Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:
AndIplantedonetree.
C:
Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:
Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):
Johnny!
(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):
Howdareyoubeatmywife!
(挥拳向MS冲去)
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):
Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):
Ihurtalot!
J:
Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
L(起身去追):
Waitforme!
(跑下)
于是情况就变成了这样
prolusion:
Ladies_and_gentlemen,doyoubelieveinGod?
TodaywearegoingtotellastoryabouttheGoddess.
Story-teller:
Long,longagotherewasagoddess.Shecreatedthemule.(andthegoddesspointedthemule,themulebegantomove.Themulelookaround)
Mule:
whoamI?
Goddess:
(smile)Mydear,youwillbeamule.
Mule:
Mule?
What’sthat?
Goddess:
That’syourname._and_youshouldworkwholedaylong.
Mule:
WhatshallIeat?
Youknowwhateverwedo,weneedsenergy.
Goddess:
Grass.ButIthinkyouwillbefoolish._and_youwilllivefor50years.
Mule:
No,No,No.50istoolongformetowork.Canyougivemenomorethan20.
Story-teller:
TheGoddessthoughtforawhile.
Goddess:
Er.Yes.That’sallright.
Mule:
thankyou.I’lltrymybesttofinishit.
Story-teller:
_and_itwasso.Thenextday,thegoddes