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生活大爆炸第二季11
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你的论点完全缺乏科学价值
Yourargumentislackinginallscientificmerit.
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这很明确超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器清理他的衣服
ItiswellestablishedsupermancleanshisuniformbyflyingintoEarth'syellowsun,
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由此能清除所有污染物
whichincineratesanycontaminatematter
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从而留下安全的氪星布料既无损坏又完全清洁
andleavestheinvulnerablekryptonianfabricunharmedanddaisyfresh.
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要是他弄了点氪星的物质在上面呢
WhatifhegetssomethingKryptonianonit?
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例如
Likewhat?
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我不知道氪星的芥末
Idon'tknow.Kryptonianmustard.
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我觉得我们完全能认为氪星爆炸时
IthinkwecansafelyassumethatallKryptoniancondiments
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已将所有氪星的调味品都摧毁了
weredestroyedwhentheplanetKryptonexploded.
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又或者它变成了芥末氪星石
OritturnedintomustardKryptonite,
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唯一能摧毁威胁地球的邪恶氪星热狗
theonlywaytodestroyarogueKryptonianhotdogthreateningEarth.
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拉杰拜托
Raj,please,
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严肃点超人的身体是氪星的因此他的汗水也是氪星的
let'sstayserioushere.Superman'sbodyisKryptonian,thereforehissweatisKryptonian.
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对要是沾到氪星汗渍呢
Yeah,whataboutKryptonianpitstains?
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超人在地球不会出汗
Supermandoesn'tsweatonEarth.
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好啊他应邀去肯朵的波特城赴晚餐
Okay,he'sinvitedfordinnerintheBottleCityofKandor.
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他把自己变小进入该城在那里他失去了超能力
Heminiaturizeshimself,entersthecitywhereheloseshissuperpowers.Now,
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晚餐前主人说玩一会氪星绳球如何
beforedinner,hishostsays,"Who'supforalittleKryptoniantetherball?
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超人说可以啊玩得大汗淋漓回到地球
Supermansays"Sure,"worksupasweat,comesbacktoEarth,
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他的衣服已经沾了无法去除的氪星汗渍
hisuniformnowstainedwithindestructibleKryptonianperspiration.
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将死你
Booya.
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超人能在离开波特前
Supermanwouldhavetakenhisuniform
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把衣服放到肯朵的干洗机清洗
toaKandoriandrycleanerbeforehelefttheBottle.
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肯朵的干洗机我放弃
"Kandoriandrycl..."Igiveup.
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你们完全没法跟这人理论
Youcan'thavearationalargumentwiththisman.
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那不是去年赢得麦克亚瑟天才奖的家伙吗
isn'tthattheguywhowontheMacArthurgeniusgrantlastyear?
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不别一次全部人看
No,notallatonce.
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那怎么看
Thenhow?
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莱纳德先看
Leonard.
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现在轮到拉杰
Now,Raj.
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现在轮到谢尔顿
Now,Sheldon.
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我没看清能再看一遍吗
Ididn'tgetagoodlook.CanIgoagain?
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不行
No.
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是戴维·安德希尔那又怎么样
It'sDavidUnderhill.Sowhat?
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怎么样
Sowhat?
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他对高能正点子的观察报告
Hisobservationofhigh-energypositrons
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首次确切证明了
hasprovidedthefirstconclusiveevidence
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银河暗物质的存在
fortheexistenceofgalacticdarkmatter.
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我只给你两个词
Ihavetwowordsforyou.
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一个是"太"一个是"好了"
Thefirstis"big,"theother's"whoop."
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确实是很好
Itisabigwhoop.
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这几乎颠覆了
Itmadealmostallthework
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所有你在这里做的工作成果
you'vedonesinceyou'vebeenherecompletelyuseless.
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-才怪-才怪
Didnot.Did,too.
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才
Did...
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好吧有部分吧但是
Okay,maybesomeofit,but...
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这小子只是在天时地利的时候
Look,theguywasjustintherightplace,
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利用范式方法重新解释了银河系
attherighttimewiththerightparadigm-shifting
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纯粹是狗屎运
reinterpretationoftheuniverse.Hegotlucky.
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不仅如此
Inmorewaysthanone.
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他长得很帅呢
He'saveryhandsomeman.
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对我没什么影响如果换成我
Doesn'tdoanythingforme.IfIwasgonnagothatway,
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我会更像扎克·埃夫隆那种类型
I'mmoreofaZacEphronkindaguy.
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对要是你能有那么一点像他
Oh,yeah,likeyouhaveashotwithZacEphron.
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打扰一下
Excuseme...
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你是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗
AreyouLeonardHofstadter?
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是的
Uh...yeah.
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我是戴维·安德希尔
I'mDavidUnderhill.
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好的
Uh...y-yeah.
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盖博豪斯博士说
Yeah,Dr.GablehausersaidifIwanted
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如果我要在光电倍增实验室准备试验
tosetsomethingupinthephotomultiplierlab,
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你能帮我忙
thatyou'dbeabletogivemeahand?
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你要和我一起做实验
Youwanttoworkwithme?
Well,
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你要是有时间的话是的
ifyouhavealittletime,yeah.
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哇当然有
Wow....Y-yeah,sure.
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没问题
Yeah,noproblem.Uh...
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这是我的住宅电话
Here'smyhomenumber.
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我的手机号码
Here'smycell.
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办公室电话
Here'smyoffice.
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还有住在新泽西的父母家的电话
Here'smyparents'numberupinNewJersey.
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他们总能找到我
Theyalwaysknowhowtoreachme.So...Okay.
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对了恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖我很崇拜你
CongratulationsontheMacArthurGrant,bytheway.Bigfan.
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谢谢我会打电话给你
Thanks.I'llcallyou.
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好的
Okay.
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拜拜
Bye-bye!
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看什么看
Whatareyoulookingat?
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没见过伪君子啊
You'veneverseenahypocritebefore?
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遥遥落后沃罗威茨需要投出全倒
Trailingbadly,Wolowitzneedsastrike
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才有希望追上谢尔顿·库珀
ifhehasanyhopesofcatchingupwithSheldonCooper,
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他在第九个计分格时占尽优势最高记录68
whoisdominatingintheninthframewithacareer-best68.
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好啊伙计们
Hey,guys!
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那个不算
Thatdoesn'tcount.
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重来重来
Doover!
Doover!
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Wii保龄球游戏里可是投球无回的
Therearenodo-oversinWiibowling.
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我的朋友做运动时总会有重来的
Therearealwaysdo-overswhenmypeopleplaysports.
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有什么比Wii保龄球之夜还重要的
Wherewereyouthat'smoreimportantthanWiibowlingnight?
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其实我
Actually,Iwas...
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这是反问句没什么能比Wii保龄球之夜重要
It'sarhetoricalquestion.ThereisnothingmoreimportantthanWiibowlingnight.
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得了吧不就是个电子游戏嘛
Comeon,it'sjustavideogame.
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而且我们玩得很逊
Andwesuckatit.
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很好的队长动员演说嘛
Nicemotivationalspeechfromtheteamcaptain.
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你去哪了?
Wherewereyou?
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我去戴维·安德希尔那了
IwasworkingwithDaveUnderhill.
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哦"戴维"听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"
Ooh,"Dave."SoundslikeLeonard'sgotanewBFF.
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事实上他真的很酷
Actually,he'sprettycool.
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不仅仅因为他是个天才
Imean,notonlyisheabrilliantscientist,
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他还是个黑钻[户外运动品牌]滑雪高手
butitturnsouthe'saBlackDiamondskier.
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他收集老式摩托车他还在一个摇滚乐队里演奏呢
Hecollectsvintagemotorcycles.Heplaysinarockband.
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怎样?
我们也是一个乐队啊
So?
We'reinarockband.
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不
No...
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我们是在X-Box里面
WeplayRockBandonourX-Box.
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感谢主音吉他手激动人心的致辞
Nicemotivationalspeechfromourleadguitarist.
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他还很幽默
He'sfunny,too.
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他还绘声绘色的模仿了
Hedoesthishystericalimpersonation
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史蒂芬·霍金的电话性爱
ofStephenHawkinghavingphonesex.
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你穿着什么呢
Whatareyouwearing?
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还是他演得比较像
That'snot...Hedoesitbetter.
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总之他说明天他要带我去体育馆
Anyway,hesaidhewasgonnatakemetothegymtomorrow,
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我先回屋练练仰卧起坐的
soI'mgonnagopracticemysitups.
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排山倒海的男性吸引
Whoa.Humongousmancrush,dude.
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兄弟情的完美演绎
Yeah.It'sofficiallyabro-mance.
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嘿谢尔顿你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?
Hey,Sheldon,areyouandLeonardputtingupaChristmastree?
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不我们不庆祝
No,becausewedon'tcelebrate
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古老的异教农神节
theancientpaganfestivalofSaturnalia.
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农神节?
Saturnalia?
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孩子们过来坐好了
Gatherround,kids,
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又到谢尔顿最爱的圣诞特别节目时间了
it'stimeforSheldon'sbelovedChristmasspecial.
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