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绝望主妇台词
MynameisMaryAliceYoung,
我叫MaryAliceYoung
当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章
Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticle
关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天
abouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek,
通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的,
Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,
但是上个星期四一切都改变了,
butthatallchangedlastThursday,
当然,起初一切看起来都很平常,
Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst,
我给一家人做好早餐,
Imadebreakfastformyfamily,
做家务,
Iperformedmychores,
完成我的手工作品,
Icompletedmyprojects,
完成我的使命,
Iranmyerrands,
事实上,和平时没什么不同
Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,
一切都和往常一样,直到一件不寻常的事情的发生,
quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection,
这就是为什么一切令人震惊,当我决定走向走廊的壁橱,
That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwaycloset
拿起一把从没用过的左轮手枪
andretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused,
我的尸体是被我的邻居MarthaHuber发现的,
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs,MarthaHuber,
她被一声奇怪的声音吓了一跳,
who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound,
她觉得很好奇,
Hercuriosityaroused,
Huber太太想了一个不请自来的理由,
Mrs,Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced,
在犹豫了一会之后,
Aftersomeinitialhesitation,
她决定来归还她6个月前从我这里借去搅拌器,
shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore,
[screams]
我的邻居,我觉得她被枪击了.到处都是血
It'smyneighbor.Ithinkshe'sbeenshot.There'sbIoodeverywhere.
是的,你们赶紧派救护车
Yes,you'vegottosendanambuIance.
快派救护车来
You'vegottosendonerightnow.
过了一会之后,Huber太太呆呆地站在厨房里，
And,foramoment,Mrs,Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,
因为这件事情而感动极度悲伤,
grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy,
但是只有那么一会,
Butonlyforamoment,
如果说Huber最大的特点,
IftherewasonethingMrs,Huberwasknownfor,
就是她总能把事情往好的方面想,
itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside,
DesperateHousewives-欲乱绝情妻第一季第一集
星期一人们把我安葬了,
IwaslaidtorestonaMonday,
葬礼之后,所有住在wisterialane
Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLane
的人都来表示他们对我的怀念和尊敬,
cametopaytheirrespects,
就像人们在这种情况下通常会做的,他们送来点吃的
And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood,
LynetteScavo带了炸鸡
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken,
Lynette有一个大家庭,大家都喜欢炸鸡
Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken,
当她还是个职业女性的时候,她很少做饭,
Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder,
她没有时间,
Shedidn'thavethetime,
但是当她的医生告诉她怀孕了的时候,他的丈夫Tom想了个办法
Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea,
"为什么不辞职呢"?
''Whynotquityourjob?
''
"妈妈待在家里带出来的孩子会比较好,而且这样压力也比较小."
''Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms,Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful,''
但是事实并非如此,
Butthiswasnotthecase,
事实上,Lynette的生活变得如此兴奋
Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohectic
她不得不去快餐店买一只炸鸡,
shewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant,
Lynette如果仔细想想,可能会明白这是反话,
Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit,
但是她不能,她没有时间,
Butshedidn'thavethetime,
-住手,住手,住手.-但是,妈妈!
-Stopit,stopit,stopit.-But,Mom.
不,你们今天乖一点
No.Youaregoingtobehavetoday.
我不想在大家面前丢脸
IamnotgoingtobehumiIiatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.
我是认真的...
And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...
-这是什么?
-Santa的电话号码
-What'sthat?
-Santa'sceII-phonenumber.
你怎么知道的?
Howdidyougetthat?
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我认识个朋友,她的朋友里有人认识一个小恶魔
IknowsomeonewhoknowssomeonewhoknowsaneIf.
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所以,今天如果你们谁捣蛋,我马上打电话给Santa
Andifanyofyouactsup,soheIpme,IwiIIcaIISanta
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我会告诉他,你们圣诞节只要短袜就可以了
andIwiIIteIIhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.
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想试试么?
AreyouwiIIingtoriskthat?
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好,那么我们把这个收起来
OK.Let'sgetthisoverwith.
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GabrielleSolis,住在街区的后面,带了辣肉菜饭
GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella,
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自从她开始在纽约当模特以来,她对食物的品味
SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedataste
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渐渐提高...
forrichfood,,,
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,,还有那些有钱的男人,
,,andrichmen,
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Carlos,他是搞兼并和收购的
Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,
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在他们第三次约会的时候跟她求婚,
proposedontheirthirddate,
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当Gabrielle看见他眼眶中的泪水时,被感动了
Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes,
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但是她很快发现,每当Carlos成功靠近一些大人物时都会这样
ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal,
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Gabrielle喜欢她那些新鲜的肉菜饭
Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot,
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但是她和她丈夫的关系很冷淡
However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler,
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如果今天早上你跟AlMason交谈
IfyoutaIktoAIMasonatthisthing,
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我希望你能装着很随意的提起我花了多少钱给你买这条项链
mentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneckIace.
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他上次告诉我他为他妻子的新造型花了多少
Whynotpinthereceipttomychest?
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我干脆在胸前贴一个价目条好了?
HeIetmeknowwhathepaidforhiswife'sconvertibIe.
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-只要在聊天的时候插入就可以了-我怎么插得进去嘛,Carlos
-Justworkitin.-There'snowayIcan.
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为什么?
Donoghue聚会上,每个人都在谈论那些什么共有基金
Whynot?
AttheDonahuepartyeveryonewastaIkingmutuaIfunds.
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你却说什么你和那些农场里一半以上的美国佬睡过.
YoumentionedyousIeptwithhaIftheYankeeoutfieId.
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我告诉过你了,当时他们在说这些
Itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.
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喂,大家都在看,轻点,好么?
PeopIearestaring.Keepyourvoicedown.
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当然,我可不希望他们认为我们不和
AbsoIuteIy.WewouIdn'twantthemtothinkwe'renothappy.
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BreevandeKamp,住在隔壁
BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,
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带了两篮她烤的松饼
broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch,
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Bree擅长做饭,会自己做衣服,
Breewasknownforhercooking,Andformakingherownclothes,
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会园艺,
Andfordoingherowngardening,
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甚至会给她的沙发装椅面
Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture,
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是的,Bree的很多才能大家都知道
Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood,
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所有住在Wisterialane的人都认为Bree是个完美的妻子和母亲
EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother,
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每个人,事实上,除了她的家人
Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily,
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PauI.Zachary.
PauI.Zachary.
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-你好,VanDeKamp太太-不好意思这么麻烦你
-HeIIo,Mrs.VanDeKamp.-YoushouIdn'thave.
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一点也不麻烦,个扎这红带子的篮子里装了一些甜点,餐后你可以拿给客人们享用,
ItwasnotroubIe.Thebasketwiththeredribbonisforyourguests.
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这个扎蓝色带子的篮子里装的东西是给你和Zachary
TheonewiththebIueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.
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有松饼,各种各样的可以装在篮子里的吃的
It'sgotroIIs,muffins,breakfasttypethings.
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谢谢
Thankyou.
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嗯,至少这是我能做的这样孩子们明天早上至少能吃顿好的
TheIeastIcouIddowasgiveyouadecentmeaI
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toIookforwardtointhemorning.
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我知道你已经悲痛欲绝了
Iknowyou'reoutofyourmindswithgrief.
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是的
Yes,weare.
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吃完东西记得把篮子还给我
IwiIIneedthebasketsbackonceyou'redone.
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当然
Ofcourse.
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SusanMayer,住在街对面
SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,
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带来了通心粉和奶酪
broughtmacaroniandcheese,
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她的丈夫Carl总是笑她做的通心粉
Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,
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说这是她唯一会做的东西,而且她还做不好
sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell,
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她和Carl搬来那天晚上做的,太咸
ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse,
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当她发现Carl的衬衫上有唇印的那天晚上做的通心粉又太松软
ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt,
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carl告诉她要离开她去他的秘书那里的那天晚上,她把通心粉倒了
SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary,
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她已经离婚一年了
Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce,
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Susan开始觉得生活中有个男人是件美好的事情
Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,
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就算是一个只会嘲弄她的厨艺的男人
Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking,
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妈妈,为什么有人要自杀?
Mom,whywouIdsomeonekiIIthemseIves?
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嗯,因为他们太不快乐了
WeII,sometimespeopIearesounhappy,
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他们觉得这是他们解决问题的唯一方法
theythinkthat'stheonIywaytosoIvetheirprobIems.
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-但是,Young太太看起来一直很开心啊-嗯,是的
-Mrs.YoungaIwaysseemedhappy.-Yeah.
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有时候有些人在外人面前的表现和实际上是完全不一样的
SometimespeopIepretendtobeoneway,whenthey'retotaIIydifferentinside.
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你是说爸爸的女朋友总是表面上看起来很好,但是实际上,她只是个婊子?
LikehowDad'sgirIfriendaIwayssaysnicethings,butweknowshe'sabitch.
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我不喜欢这个字眼,Julie但是,嗯,这个例子棒极了!
Idon'tIikethatword,JuIie.But,yeah,that'sagreatexampIe.
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看放在哪里了
[man]You'reweIcome.
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怎么了
[JuIie]What'sgoingon?
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