绝望主妇台词.docx

1、绝望主妇台词My name is Mary Alice Young,我叫Mary Alice Young当你浏览今天的晨报, 可能会读到一篇文章In this mornings paper, you may come across an article关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天about the unusual day I had last week,通常, 我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的,Normally, theres never anything newsworthy about my life,但是上个星期四一切都改变了,but that all changed last

2、 Thursday,当然,起初一切看起来都很平常,Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first,我给一家人做好早餐,I made breakfast for my family,做家务,I performed my chores,完成我的手工作品,I completed my projects,完成我的使命,I ran my errands,事实上, 和平时没什么不同In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day,一切都和往常一样, 直到一件不寻常的事情的发生,quietly po

3、lishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection,这就是为什么一切令人震惊, 当我决定走向走廊的壁橱,Thats why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet拿起一把从没用过的左轮手枪and retrieve a revolver that had never been used,我的尸体是被我的邻居 Martha Huber发现的,My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs, Mart

4、ha Huber,她被一声奇怪的声音吓了一跳,whod been startled by a strange popping sound,她觉得很好奇,Her curiosity aroused,Huber太太想了一个不请自来的理由,Mrs, Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced,在犹豫了一会之后,After some initial hesitation,她决定来归还她6个月前 从我这里借去搅拌器,she decided to return the blender she had borrowed

5、 from me six months before, screams我的邻居,我觉得她被枪击了. 到处都是血Its my neighbor. I think shes been shot. Theres bIood everywhere.是的,你们赶紧派救护车Yes, youve got to send an ambuIance.快派救护车来Youve got to send one right now.过了一会之后, Huber太太呆呆地站在厨房里，And, for a moment, Mrs, Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,因为这件事情而感动

6、极度悲伤,grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy,但是只有那么一会,But only for a moment,如果说Huber最大的特点,If there was one thing Mrs, Huber was known for,就是她总能把事情往好的方面想,it was her ability to look on the bright side,Desperate Housewives - 欲乱绝情妻 第一季 第一集星期一人们把我安葬了,I was laid to rest on a Monday,葬礼之后,所有住在wisteria lane

7、After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane的人都来表示他们对我的怀念和尊敬,came to pay their respects,就像人们在这种情况下通常会做的, 他们送来点吃的And, as people do in these situations, they brought food,Lynette Scavo带了炸鸡Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken,Lynette有一个大家庭, 大家都喜欢炸鸡Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chi

8、cken,当她还是个职业女性的时候, 她很少做饭,She didnt cook much while moving up the corporate ladder,她没有时间,She didnt have the time,但是当她的医生告诉她怀孕了的时候, 他的丈夫Tom想了个办法But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea,为什么不辞职呢?Why not quit yourjob?妈妈待在家里带出来的孩子会比较好, 而且这样压力也比较小.Kids do better with stay

9、-at-home moms, It would be so much less stressful, 但是事实并非如此,But this was not the case,事实上,Lynette的生活变得如此兴奋In fact, Lynettes life had become so hectic她不得不去快餐店买一只炸鸡,she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant,Lynette 如果仔细想想, 可能会明白这是反话,Lynette wouldve appreciated the irony if sh

10、ed thought about it,但是她不能,她没有时间,But she didnt have the time,- 住手, 住手, 住手. - 但是,妈妈!- Stop it, stop it, stop it. - But, Mom.不,你们今天乖一点No. You are going to behave today.我不想在大家面前丢脸I am not going to be humiIiated in front of the entire neighborhood.我是认真的.And, just so you know how serious I am.- 这是什么? - Sa

11、nta的电话号码- Whats that? - Santas ceII-phone number.你怎么知道的?How did you get that?5300:03:47,924 - 00:03:50,757我认识个朋友, 她的朋友里有人认识一个小恶魔I know someone who knows someone who knows an eIf.5400:03:50,860 - 00:03:53,795所以,今天如果你们谁捣蛋, 我马上打电话给SantaAnd if any of you acts up, so heIp me, I wiII caII Santa5500:03:53,

12、896 - 00:03:57,832我会告诉他, 你们圣诞节只要短袜就可以了and I wiII teII him you want socks for Christmas.5600:03:57,934 - 00:04:00,027想试试么?Are you wiIIing to risk that?5700:04:01,537 - 00:04:05,769好,那么我们把这个收起来OK. Lets get this over with.5800:04:09,011 - 00:04:13,880Gabrielle Solis,住在街区的后面, 带了辣肉菜饭Gabrielle Solis who l

13、ives down the block brought a spicy paella,5900:04:14,684 - 00:04:18,381自从她开始在纽约当模特以来, 她对食物的品味Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste6000:04:18,488 - 00:04:20,854渐渐提高.for rich food,6100:04:20,990 - 00:04:23,117,还有那些有钱的男人,and rich men,6200:04:24,026 - 00:04:26,620Carlos,

14、他是搞兼并和收购的Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions,6300:04:26,729 - 00:04:28,560在他们第三次约会的时候跟她求婚,proposed on their third date,6400:04:28,631 - 00:04:31,964当Gabrielle看见他眼眶中的泪水时, 被感动了Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,6500:04:32,068 - 00:04:36,732但是她很快发现, 每当Carlos成功靠近一些大人物时都会这样

15、But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal,6600:04:36,806 - 00:04:39,639Gabrielle喜欢她那些新鲜的肉菜饭Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot,6700:04:39,742 - 00:04:44,179但是她和她丈夫的关系很冷淡However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler,6800:04:44,280 - 00:04:46,612如

16、果今天早上你跟Al Mason交谈If you taIk to AI Mason at this thing,6900:04:46,682 - 00:04:49,082我希望你能装着很随意的提起 我花了多少钱给你买这条项链mention how much I paid for your neckIace.7000:04:49,152 - 00:04:51,245他上次告诉我他为 他妻子的新造型花了多少Why not pin the receipt to my chest?7100:04:51,320 - 00:04:54,312我干脆在胸前贴一个价目条好了?He Iet me know wha

17、t he paid for his wifes convertibIe.7200:04:54,424 - 00:04:56,551- 只要在聊天的时候插入就可以了 - 我怎么插得进去嘛, Carlos- Just work it in. - Theres no way I can.7300:04:56,659 - 00:05:00,823为什么? Donoghue聚会上, 每个人都在谈论那些什么共有基金Why not? At the Donahue party everyone was taIking mutuaI funds.7400:05:00,930 - 00:05:04,195你却说什

18、么 你和那些农场里一半以上的美国佬睡过.You mentioned you sIept with haIf the Yankee outfieId.7500:05:04,267 - 00:05:06,963我告诉过你了,当时他们在说这些It came up in the context of the conversation.7600:05:07,036 - 00:05:09,368喂,大家都在看,轻点,好么?PeopIe are staring. Keep your voice down.7700:05:09,472 - 00:05:12,805当然,我可不希望他们认为我们不和AbsoIut

19、eIy. We wouIdnt want them to think were not happy.7800:05:12,875 - 00:05:15,400Bree van de Kamp,住在隔壁Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door,7900:05:15,511 - 00:05:18,378带了两篮她烤的松饼brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch,8000:05:18,481 - 00:05:23,350Bree擅长做饭, 会自己做衣服,Bree was known for her cooki

20、ng, And for making her own clothes,8100:05:24,120 - 00:05:26,281会园艺,And for doing her own gardening,8200:05:26,856 - 00:05:30,314甚至会给她的沙发装椅面And for re-upholstering her own furniture,8300:05:30,426 - 00:05:34,157是的, Bree的很多才能大家都知道Yes, Brees many talents were known throughout the neighborhood,8400:05:

21、34,230 - 00:05:38,894所有住在Wisteria lane的人 都认为Bree是个完美的妻子和母亲Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother,8500:05:39,001 - 00:05:42,835每个人,事实上,除了她的家人Everyone, that is, except her own family,8600:05:45,608 - 00:05:47,906PauI. Zachary.PauI. Zachary.8700:05:48,010 - 00:05:51,10

22、4- 你好,Van De Kamp太太 - 不好意思这么麻烦你- HeIIo, Mrs. Van De Kamp. - You shouIdnt have.8800:05:51,214 - 00:05:55,412一点也不麻烦,个扎这红带子的篮子里 装了一些甜点,餐后你可以拿给客人们享用,It was no troubIe. The basket with the red ribbon is for your guests.8900:05:55,518 - 00:05:58,510这个扎蓝色带子的 篮子里装的东西是给你和ZacharyThe one with the bIue ribbon i

23、s just for you and Zachary.9000:05:58,588 - 00:06:01,523有松饼,各种各样的可以装在篮子里的吃的Its got roIIs, muffins, breakfast type things.9100:06:01,591 - 00:06:02,819谢谢Thank you.9200:06:02,892 - 00:06:07,626嗯,至少这是我能做的 这样孩子们明天早上至少能吃顿好的The Ieast I couId do was give you a decent meaI9300:06:05,795 - 00:06:07,626to Ioo

24、k forward to in the morning.9400:06:07,763 - 00:06:10,425我知道你已经悲痛欲绝了I know youre out of your minds with grief.9500:06:10,533 - 00:06:12,728是的Yes, we are.9600:06:14,170 - 00:06:16,730吃完东西记得把篮子还给我I wiII need the baskets back once youre done.9700:06:18,107 - 00:06:19,506当然Of course.9800:06:23,379 - 00:

25、06:25,711Susan Mayer,住在街对面Susan Mayer, who lives across the street,9900:06:25,815 - 00:06:27,976带来了通心粉和奶酪brought macaroni and cheese,10000:06:28,117 - 00:06:31,245她的丈夫Carl总是笑她做的通心粉Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni,10100:06:31,354 - 00:06:35,757说这是她唯一会做的东西, 而且她还做不好saying it was

26、the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well,10200:06:36,325 - 00:06:39,761她和Carl搬来那天晚上做的,太咸It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house,10300:06:40,630 - 00:06:44,088当她发现Carl的衬衫上有唇印的 那天晚上做的通心粉又太松软It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karls shirt,1040

27、0:06:45,234 - 00:06:49,637carl告诉她要离开她去他的秘书 那里的那天晚上,她把通心粉倒了She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary,10500:06:57,413 - 00:06:59,881她已经离婚一年了A year had passed since the divorce,10600:06:59,949 - 00:07:03,612Susan开始觉得生活中 有个男人是件美好的事情Susan had started to think how nice it

28、would be to have a man in her life,10700:07:03,686 - 00:07:06,120就算是一个只会嘲弄她的厨艺的男人Even one who would make fun of her cooking,10800:07:06,188 - 00:07:09,351妈妈,为什么有人要自杀?Mom, why wouId someone kiII themseIves?10900:07:10,760 - 00:07:13,991嗯,因为他们太不快乐了WeII, sometimes peopIe are so unhappy,11000:07:14,096

29、- 00:07:17,122他们觉得这是他们解决问题的唯一方法they think thats the onIy way to soIve their probIems.11100:07:17,233 - 00:07:19,929- 但是,Young太太看起来一直很开心啊 - 嗯,是的- Mrs. Young aIways seemed happy. - Yeah.11200:07:20,002 - 00:07:24,530有时候有些人在外人 面前的表现和实际上是完全不一样的Sometimes peopIe pretend to be one way, when theyre totaIIy

30、different inside.11300:07:24,607 - 00:07:29,135你是说爸爸的女朋友总是表面上看起来很好, 但是实际上,她只是个婊子?Like how Dads girIfriend aIways says nice things, but we know shes a bitch.11400:07:29,245 - 00:07:33,272我不喜欢这个字眼, Julie 但是,嗯,这个例子棒极了!I dont Iike that word, JuIie. But, yeah, thats a great exampIe.11500:07:36,352 - 00:07:38,479看放在哪里了man Youre weIcome.11600:07:44,560 - 00:07:46,653怎么了JuIie Whats going on?117