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DesperateHousewives2X19DontLookAtMe

DesperateHousewives

Episode2x19-Don'tLookAtMe

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MaryAliceVoiceover:

PreviouslyonDesperatehousewives...

Felicia:

Soundstomeasifsomeone'sletgoofhisrage.

Mike:

MaybeIhave.

Felicia:

Well,Ihaven't.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Feliciatookmattersintoherownhands.

Karl:

Youwantmetocalloffthewedding,I'lldoit.I'lldowhateveryouwant.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

KarlputtheballinSusan'scourt...

Bormanis:

WithyourD.U.I.Charge,itcouldgetugly.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

WhileAndrewtriedtotakeBreetocourt...

Carlos:

There'safather.

Frank:

He'sakid!

MaryAliceVoiceover:

GabrielleandCarlostookthebaby...

Carlos:

Thepapersaren'tvalidanymore.

Gabrielle:

Doyoureallywannaleavethisbeautifullittlegirlwiththatwhitetrashfreakshow?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...andranwithit.

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[Classroom-Daytime]

（Louisaisstandinginherclassroom,rulerinhand,hittingthepalmofherotherhand.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

LouisaPatebelievedinthepowerofshame.Asateacher,shehadfoundthatthebestwaytocontrolunrulystudentswastoinstillastrongsenseofshame...intheirparents.

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[Flashback]

（Louisaisspeakingtoaparent.）

Louisa:

IleftTrishaalonewiththeschoolhamsterforonlyfiveminutes.

（Louisatakesoutashoebox.）

Louisa:

Inthisboxisallthat'sleftofpatches.

（LouisaslidestheboxovertoTricia'sfather.）

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[Flashback]

（Louisaisspeakingtoanotherparent.）

Louisa:

ForShowandTell,Timmydecidedtobringinsomethingfromyourhusband'scollectionofNazimemorabilia.

（LouisaslidesaNaziarmbandoverthedesktoTimmy'smom.）

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[Flashback]

（Louisaisspeakingtotwoparents.）

Louisa:

Billy'sbeenthreateningtobeatuptheotherkidsfortheirmilkmoney.Wefoundtheproceedsinhiscubby.

（LouisaslidestwostacksofbillsoverthedesktoBilly'smotherandfather.）

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[PresentDay]

（LouisasitsatherdeskinfrontofLynette.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Ofcourse,Mrs.Patealsoknewwhenitcametounrulychildren,someparentshadmorereasontobeashamed...thanothers.

Lynette:

So,um...yourmessagesaidthatParkerhadbeeninvolvedinsomesortofseriousincident.What--whatkindofincident?

Louisa:

Yesterdayafternoon,ParkerofferedacookietoCindyLouPeeplesifshewouldshowhimhervagina.

Lynette:

Whatkindofcookie?

Louisa:

Whatdoesthatmatter?

Lynette:

Oh,itdoesn't.I'mjuststallingbecauseIamcompletelymortified.

Louisa:

Thekidswereinabroomcloset.OurjanitorwalkedinonthemjustasCindywasliftingupherpinafore.

Lynette:

Oh,mygoodness.

Louisa:

I'msureyou'venoticedhowobsessiveParkercanbe.Acertainsubjectwillcatchhisinterest,andthat'sallhe'lltalkaboutforweeksandweeks.

Lynette:

Oh,right.Thathappenedwithdinosaurs.

Louisa:

Oh,yes,weallrememberhisdinosaurphase.Morefondlynowthanever.

Lynette:

Soyouthinkthatnowhe'sobsessedwith...

Louisa:

What'sunderneaththepinafore.Yes.Look,Ithinkhe'sjustdevelopedanormalcuriosityaboutthehumanbody.Youneedtotalktohim.Remindhimwhat'sappropriateandwhatisn't.

Lynette:

Ofcourse.Iwilltalktohim.I'lltalktohimtillI'mblueintheface.Ipromise.Takecare.

（Lynettegetsuptoleave.Louisaalsostands.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Yes,LouisaPatebelievedinthepowerofshame.Shealwaysbelieved,whensomeonehasthatpower...

（CuttoLouisasittingatherdesktalkingtoMrs.Peeples.）

Louisa:

So,Mrs.Peeples,you'llneverguesswhatyourdaughteriswillingtodoforagingersnap.

MaryAliceVoiceover:

It'sashamenottouseit.

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OpeningCredits

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[FairviewCountyCourthouseHallway]

（Andrewissittingonabenchoutsidethecourtroomstaringathismother.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

IthadbeensixweekssinceAndrewVandeKamphaddeclaredwaronhismotherBree.ThefinalbattlewasabouttobewagedattheFairviewCountyCourthouse.Breeknewitwasabouttogetbloody.

（Breeholdsoutherhand.Peter,standingnexttoher,takesit.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

Whatshedidn'tknowwas...

（RedhighheelsarecomingdownthehallwaytowardsBree.）

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...thecalvarywasonitsway...

Eleanor:

Bree?

MaryAliceVoiceover:

...whethershewantedthemthereornot.

Bree:

Eleanor!

Eleanor:

Oh,thankgodIfoundyou.Thisplaceisamaze.

Bree:

Whatareyoudoinghere?

Eleanor:

Well,yourfatherandIgotacalllastnightfromDanielle,andshesaidthatAndrewwastakingyoutocourt.Imean,tosaythatwewereshockedwouldbeanunderstatement.

（SheseesPeterandholdsoutherhand.）

Eleanor:

Hello,I'mEleanorMason,Bree'sstepmother.You'rethelawyer?

Weshouldtalk.

Peter:

Uh,no,I'mnotherlawyer.

Eleanor:

Good.Thehairhadmeworried.

Andrew:

Peterismom'ssponsorfromA.A.

Eleanor:

Oh,sweetie!

SincewhenareyouinA.A.?

Bree:

It'sarecentdevelopment.Where'sdad?

Eleanor:

Inchamberswiththejudge.

Bree:

What?

!

Why?

（Bree'sfather,Henry,comeoutoftheJudge'schambers.）

Henry:

Everythingisfine.Thejudgeagreedtoapostponement.

Eleanor:

Oh,thankgod!

Henry:

Luckily,herememberedme.Ispokeonceathislawschool.

（Karlwalksup.）

Karl:

Pardonme,sir,I'myourdaughter'slawyer.Justsoyouknow,we'vebeenwaitingforthishearingforweeks.

Henry:

Son,I'vebeenanattorneyfor45years.YouandIbothknowhowthesecasescanturnintopublicspectacles.Ourfamilyisperfectlycapableofhandlingthis-...inhouse.

Bree:

Dad,youdon'tunderstand.Thishasgottenreallyugly.

Henry:

That'swhywe'rehere.We'regonnaputthisfamilybacktogether.

Eleanor:

Whateverittakes.

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[Courtroom103]

（Mr.BealeisfacingtheJudge.Gabrielle,holdingthebabyandCarlosaresittingbehindMr.Beale'stable.）

Beale:

Andthat'swhenMr.AndMrs.Solis,fearingforthewelfareofthishelplesschild,fledthehospital.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Youmean,theykidnappedher.

Beale:

Well,technically,that'strue,butgiventhesituationthatleduptotherescue...

JudgeGrimshaw:

Kidnapping.

Beale:

Yourhonor,yes,inretrospect,theplanwasalittlebitrash,notentirelywellthoughtout.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Idiotic.

Gabrielle（whisperingtoCarlos）:

Canweobjecttothat?

Carlos:

Shh!

Beale:

Butthechildissafe,yourhonor.AndallweaskthecourtistoallowbabyLilyalifetimeofthecareandloveshehasbeenreceivingfromtheSolises.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Asmuchasyourstorytugsatmyheart,thereistheissueofparentalrights.Whatdoesthestatehavetosayaboutthis?

StateAttorney:

Wehavelocatedthebiologicalfather--Mr.DaleHelm.Unfortunately,uh,circumstancesrequirethathebeoutoftown.He'sinFortLauderdaletoday.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Onbusiness?

StateAttorney:

Springbreak,actually.Mr.Helmisahighschoolstudent.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Charming.Inbetweenkegstands,didthefatherhappentomentionifheplanstowaiveparentalrights?

StateAttorney:

I'veleftanumberofvoicemails,buttheonlyresponseI'vegottenisatextmessagethatsays（shereadsfromhercellphone）this"blowshismind"andhe'sextremely"bummedout."

JudgeGrimshaw:

Allright...Mr.AndMrs.Solis,sinceyouactuallywantLily,itseemsyou'rethelesseroftwoevils.I'mgrantingyoutemporarycustodyuntilwecangetastraightanswerfromthebirthfather.

Carlos:

Thankyou,uh,yourhonor.

JudgeGrimshaw:

Inthemeantime,trynottostealanymorebabies.

Gabrielle:

Oh,wejustneededtheone.

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[Lynette'sHouse]

（Parkerissittingatthecoffeetable,coloring.）

Lynette:

Sweetie?

Um,couldyouputtheCrayonsdownforasecond?

Weneedtotalk.SoIspoketoyourteachertoday,andshetoldmeaboutthe...cookiedealyoumadewithCindyLou.

Parker:

Oh.Areyoumad?

Lynette:

No,notexactly.I'mjust...I'mtryingtounderstandwhyyou...didthat.

Parker:

TommyKeenantoldmebabiescomefromdownthere.Itdoesn'tsoundrighttome.

Lynette:

Well...actually,he'skindaright.He'sgottheconceptdown.

Parker:

That'sweird.How'sababygetinthere?

Lynette:

Daddywillbehomefromhisbusinesstripinafewdays.Whydon'tyouwaitforhim?

Parker:

Okay.

Lynette:

Okay.

Parker:

OrIcanaskTommy'sbrother.He's14,andheknowseverything.

（Later,LynettedrawspicturesforParker.）

Lynette:

Andthenthemommyandthedaddy,becausetheyloveeachothersomuch,theyhug.Realtight.

And,uh,aseedismagicallyimplanted.Andninemonthslater...ababyisborn.Here.

Parker:

Whatkindofseed?

Lynette:

Oh,that'snotimportant.

Parker:

Idon'tbelieveyou.

Lynette:

Parker,I'myourmother.Mothersdon'tlietotheirsons.NowgowashyourhandsorSanta'snotgonnabringyouanythingforChristmas.

（Parkerrushesaway.）

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[Edie'sHouse]

（Susanisknockinghard.Karl,inatowel,opensthedoor.）

Susan:

IjustsawEdiedriveoff.Howlongisshegonnabegone?

Karl:

Idon'tknow.Shejustwenttoshowahouse.

Susan:

Move.

（Susanpushesherwayinside.）

Karl:

What'stheproblem?

Susan:

YoumauledmeinEdie'sbedlastnight.Ithinkthatdeservesaconversation.

Karl:

Well,what'stheretotalkabout?

I'mjustaf