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生活大爆炸第一季01
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如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面
Soifaphotonisdirectedthroughaplane
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如果有一个狭缝可以观测到
withtwoslitsinitandeitherslitisobserved,
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那它没有同时通过两个狭缝
itwillnotgothroughbothslits.
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如果观测不到那它会通过
Ifit'sunobserved,itwill.
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但如果它是在离开平面后
However,ifit'sobservedafterit'slefttheplane
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在击中目标物之前被观测到
Butbeforeithitsitstarget,
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那它不会同时通过两个狭缝
itwon'thavegonethroughbothslits.
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没错你想说什么
Agreed.what'syourpoint?
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没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
There'snopoint,Ijustthinkit'sagoodideaforat-shirt.
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-您好-稍等
-excuseme.-hangon.
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横1是"爱琴海"
Oneacrossis"aegean."
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竖8是"纳巴科夫"（1899-1977俄裔美国小说家）
Eightdownis"nabokov."
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横26"MCM"
26acrossis"mcm."
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竖14是...你手挡住了...
14downis...moveyourfinger...
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是"门"（生物分类）所以说横十四是"太子港"（海地首都）
"phylum"whichmakes14across"port-au-prince"
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你看"PapaDoc"（海地总统绰号）提示了所以是"太子港"
See,"papadoc'scapitolidea,"that's"port-au-prince."
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在海地
Haiti.
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-需要帮忙吗-是的
-canIhelpyou?
-yes.
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这里是高智商精子库吗
Isthisthehigh-iqspermbank?
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如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这
Ifyouhavetoask,maybeyoushouldn'tbehere.
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我看就是这儿了
Ithinkthisistheplace.
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-把表格填了-谢谢
-filltheseout.-thankyou.
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-马上就好-不急
-we'llberightback.-takeyourtime.
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我正好把填字游戏做完
I'lljustfinishmycrosswordpuzzle.
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等等
Oh,wait.
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莱纳德我觉得我做不到
Leonard,Idon'tthinkIcandothis.
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开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了
What,areyoukidding?
you'reasemi-pro.
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不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪
No.wearecommittinggeneticfraud.
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我们的精子并不能保证
There'snoguaranteethatoursperm
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将来就能生出高智商的后代
isgoingtogeneratehigh-iqOffspring.
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你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同
Thinkaboutthat.Ihaveasisterwiththesamebasicdnamix
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可她只是快餐店的女服务生
Whohostessesatfuddruckers.
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谢尔顿当初是你要来的
Sheldon,thiswasyouridea.
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这点补贴能让我们
Alittleextramoneytoget
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在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽
fractionalt-1bandwidthintheapartment.
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我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度
Iknow,andIdoyearnforfasterdownloads.
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但那些可怜的女人们
Butthere'ssomepoorwoman
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会把希望寄托在我精子上的
who'sgonnapinherhopesonmysperm.
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如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积
Whatifshewindsupwithatoddlerwhodoesn'tknowifheshoulduse
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该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想
Anintegraloradifferentialtosolvetheareaunderacurve?
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-我肯定她还是会爱他的-我不会
-i'msureshe'llstilllovehim.-iwouldn't.
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你现在想怎么样
Well,whatdoyouwanttodo?
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我想走了
Iwanttoleave.
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该怎么跟她说呢
What'stheprotocolforleaving?
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我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过
Idon'tknow...I'veneverrenegedonaprofferofspermbefore.
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我们就直接走吧
Let'stryjustwalkingout.
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-再见-再见很高兴见到你
-bye.-bye.nicemeetingyou.
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你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗
Areyoustillmadaboutthespermbank?
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没有
No.
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你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情
Youwanttohearaninterestingthingaboutstairs?
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不太想
Notreally.
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如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距
Iftheheightofasinglestepisoffbyaslittleastwomillimeters,
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-大多数人会被绊倒-跟我无关
-mostpeoplewilltrip.-idon'tcare.
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两毫...那不太可能吧
Twomilli...thatdoesn'tseemright.
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不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验
No,it'strue,IdidaseriesofexperimentswhenIwas12
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我爸爸还摔断了锁骨
Myfatherbrokehisclavicle.
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你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Isthatwhytheysentyoutoboardingschool?
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不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验
No.thatwasaresultofmyworkwithlasers.
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这是新邻居?
Newneighbor?
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很明显
Evidently.
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比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高
Significantimprovementovertheoldneighbor.
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那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?
200-poundtransvestitewithaskincondition?
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那是没错
Yes,sheis.
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-你好-你好
-oh,hi.-hi.
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我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面
Wedon'tmeantointerrupt.weliveacrossthehall.
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你们真好啊
Oh,that'snice.
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我们不是住在一起我是说...
Wedon'tlivetogether.Imean...
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我们是住在一起
Welivetogether,
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不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里
Butinseparate,heterosexualbedrooms.
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好的
Okay,well...
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看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮
GuessI'myournewneighbor.penny.
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-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿-你好
-leonard.sheldon.-hi.
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那么...
Well...
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欢迎成为我们的邻居
Welcometothebuilding.
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谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡
Thankyou.maybewecanhavecoffeesometime.
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很好啊
Great.
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-那...再见-再见
-well...bye.-bye.
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我们要不要请她来吃午饭?
Shouldwehaveinvitedherforlunch?
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不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季
No.We'regonnastartseasontwoofbattlestargalactica.
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第二季的DVD我们已经看过了
Wealreadywatchedtheseasontwodvds.
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但评论音轨还没看
Notwithcommentary.
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我觉得我们应该做个好邻居
Ithinkweshouldbegoodneighbors
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请她作客让她觉得亲切
Andinviteherover,makeherfeelwelcome.
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我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来
Weneverinvitedlouie-slash-louiseover.
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那是我们的不对
Andthatwaswrongofus.
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我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子
Weneedtowidenourcircle.
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我的朋友圈子已经很大了
Ihaveaverywidecircle.
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我的空间上有212个好友
Ihave212friendsonmyspace.
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不错可他们你一个也没见过
Yes,andyou'venevermetoneofthem.
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这正是其美妙之处
That'sthebeautyofit.
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我要请她过来
I'mgonnainviteherover.
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我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天
We'llhaveanicemealand...chat.
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聊天?
我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊
Chat?
wedon'tchat.atleastnotoffline.
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这没什么难的
It'snotdifficult.
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你只要听着她讲些什么
Youjustlistentowhatshesays
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然后你适当地回应她一些
Andthenyousaysomethingappropriateinresponse.
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那最后要干什么?
Towhatend?
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你好...又来了
Hi...again.
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你好
Hi.
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那个...
Anyway...
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我们带了印度菜回来
Webroughthomeindianfood.
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然后...
And...
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我知道搬家可能会很累
Iknowthatmovingcanbestressful,
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并且我发现当我身心俱疲时
AndIfindthatwhenI'mundergoingstress,
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美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦
Thatgoodfoodandcompanycanhaveacomfortingeffect.
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还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说
Also,curryisanaturallaxative,andIdon'thavetotellyou
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你知道如果大肠通畅...
That,youknow,acleancolonisjust...
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那又可以少一件操心事了
Onelessthingtoworryabout.
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这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐
I'mnoexpert,butIbelieveinthecontextofaluncheoninvitation,
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你最好不要说些肠运动的事
Youmightwanttoskipthereferencetobowelmovements.
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你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?
You'reinvitingmeovertoeat?
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是的
Yes.
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你们真好我很乐意
Oh,that'ssonice.I'dloveto.
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太好了
Great.
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你们平时都玩些什么
So,whatdoyouguysdoforfunaroundhere?
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今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱
Todaywetriedmasturbatingformoney.
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好了就当在自己家一样
Okay,makeyourselfathome.
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谢谢
Thankyou.
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不用谢
You'reverywelcome.
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这些东西看上去真深奥啊
Thislookslikesomeseriousstuff
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