成长的烦恼之万圣节Happy Halloween全英文剧本删减彩色版.docx

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成长的烦恼之万圣节HappyHalloween全英文剧本删减彩色版

607HappyHalloween（Part1of2）

Grandpa苗蕾Grandma聂茵Jason黄晟Maggie陈玉凤

Mike陶润琪Carol戴雪超Ben张永伟Chrissy陈霞

Kara徐缙雯police和oldCarol葛依萍

每种颜色代表一个人，后面还有客串的表演,看好自己的颜色了

Chrissy:

How'sitgoingDwayne?

（陈霞）

Dwayne:

Great.Ipukedthreetimesalready.（聂茵）

Chrissy:

Mum,dad,let'sgoalready.Peoplearegoingtorunoutofcandyand

starthandingoutstickyfruit.

Maggie:

HangonaminuteChrissy.（陈玉凤）

Chrissy:

Andthetimeit'stakenyoutochangeclothes,Ichangedsexes.

Jason:

Chrissyyou'vebeenhangingaroundBentoomuch.（黄晟）

Ben:

TellthemyouhearditfromMike.（张永伟）

Chrissy:

BensaidIhearditfromMike.

Ben:

Sowhere'sallthecandywe'regoingtohandout?

Chrissy:

Wedon'thaveanythisyear,sincenobody'sgoingtobehome.

Ben:

WellI'mnottrickortreating.I'mgoingtobehome.

Chrissy:

That'snotacostume?

Ben:

No.

Mike:

Heyguys,how'sitgoing?

WowChrissy!

Whatagreatcostume.Heygreatcrossthesis.LookBen,you'relookingprettygoodtoo.Thosefakezitsarefrightening.（陶润琪）

Ben:

I'mnotwearingacostume.

Mike:

IfIwereyouI'dlayoffthechocolate.

Chrissy:

Mike,willyoutakemetrickortreating?

Mike:

NoIcan'tChrissy.I'vegottogopickupEddie,thenwearegoingtoa

party.

Chrissy:

SoI'mstuckwithmumanddad?

Mike:

Weallare.Goodnightguys.

Ben:

Ninety-six,ninety-seven,ninety-eight.Sinceyesterday.

Jason:

Heyhey!

Shivermetimbers.It'sCaptainHook!

Chrissy:

Yoho.

Maggie:

Jason,youhaven'tsaidawordaboutmydaughter'sbeard.

Jason:

Wellshe'salittleyoung.Evenforthewomeninyourfamily.

Chrissy:

let'sgo,letsgo,letsgo!

Jason:

Hey!

Wo,wo!

Igottogetapictureofthis.

Chrissy:

Dadeverysecondwewasteiscandyoutofmymouth.

Jason:

Comeon.

Maggie:

ComeonBen.

Ben:

What?

Maggie:

Wewantallouttrickortreatersinthepicture.

Ben:

Whatisitwithyoupeople?

IamnotwearingacostumeandIhavenot

paintedfakezitsonmyface.

Maggie:

Areyououtofyourprescription?

Ben:

No.AndIdon'ttrickortreat.Ihaven'tgonesinceIwasachild.

Jason:

Yeah,lastHalloween.

Ben:

Iwasn'treallytrickortreating.Iwasouttoiletpaperinghouses.

Chrissy:

I'mnevergoingtogetoutofthisstinkinghouse.

Jason:

Ben,Idistinctivelyrememberyousayingthat...

Ben:

Carol'sshowingherbreasts.

Jason:

NevermindCarol'schest,it'sabout...Ohmygod.Wheredid...that'sa

littlelowcutisn'tit?

Carol:

Little!

Ican'tevenraisemyarmswithout...woops.（戴雪超）

Maggie:

Carol,whatareyousupposetobe?

Carol:

WellI'msupposedtobeawomanwhowantstobenoticedforherbrain

andnotherbody.Butwe'llsee.I'mkidding.It'sjustacostumeforaHalloween

partywithagreatblinddate.

Maggie:

Oh,ifyouhaven'tmethim,howdoyouknowhe'sgreat?

Carol:

WellbecauseafriedofminewhosetitupsaidIhadabellowaverageIQ

andusedtobeacheerleader.

Jason:

Sowhathappenswhenhefindsoutyouareanintelligentwomanof

substance?

Carol:

Don'tworry.I'mnotgoingtodoanythingwild,Ineverdoanythingwild.

Idon'tknowhowtodoanythingwild.It'sthetragedyofwhatIam.

Jason:

It'sgoodtohear.

Carol:

I'mgoingtowaitforthisstudoutside.

Maggie:

Sowhatwerewetalkingaboutbefore..?

Jason:

Ben.OhBen.Hey.

Chrissy:

He'sgone.Wewerewaitingforyoutotakemetrickortreatingandhe

gotmarriedandhadkids.

Chrissy:

Wedon'thavemuchtime.Letsstartontherichneighborhood.

Maggie:

OhChrissy,that'snotnice.Ourneighborhoodwilldojustfine.

Jason:

Youknowhowmuchthehousesaroundherearegoingfor?

Maggie:

Chrissystop.

Chrissy:

Why?

Jason:

There'sastorm.

Chrissy:

justalittlestorm.（Lighteningburnsatree）Comeon.Whatarewe

waitingfor?

Jason:

Nono.

Maggie:

Nono.

Chrissy:

Iwanttogo!

Ahh!

Ben:

No,noStinkman.Weonlyusenewtoiletpaper.

Chrissy:

IwanttohaveHalloween.

Maggie:

NowstopitChrissy.Stopitrightnow.

Jason:

Chrissy,stopit.Halloweenisn'truined.

Chrissy:

Itisn't?

Jason:

No.

Maggie:

Ben,whatareyoudoingwithallthattoiletpaper?

Ben:

Um,Iwasgoingtohanditouttothetrickortreaters.

Chrissy:

Everybodygoestotrickortreatexceptme.

Ahhh!

Jason:

Chrissy,Benisnothandingtoiletpaperouttotrickortreaters.He'susing

ittovandalizehomes.

Chrissy:

Honest?

Jason:

Yes.RightBen?

Ben:

Yougotthatright.

Maggie:

Freeze.

Jason:

Maggie,comeon.Ifyou'renotgoingtohelpout,justdon'tsayanything.

Maggie:

Jason,I'mnotgoingtoindulgeherfit.Chrissy!

Bendon'tgoanywhere.

Ben:

Hey,Iwasn't.

Carol:

Thiswastheworstnightofmylife.

Chrissy:

Ahhhh!

Maggie:

Chrissy.

Carol:

Ifthatguyshowsup,tellhimI'llberightdown.Anddon'tmentionanythingaboutmebeingafineintelligentwomanoranycraplikethat.

Jason:

Listenlistenlisten.Doyouwanttocryallnight?

Ordoyouwanttohave

aspecial

Halloweenlikethepilgrimshad?

Chrissy:

Who?

Ithoughtthepilgrimshadthefirstthanksgiving.

Jason:

Yes.Yestheydid.Butontheboat,onthewayover,wasHalloween.

Chrissy:

Ineverheardthat.

Jason:

Welltheydontellyoueverythinginpre-school,incaseyougetboredand

dropout.

Maggie:

Soyou'resayingtheyhadHalloweenontheMayflower?

Jason:

Youhaven'theardofthiseither?

Ithinkthisspeaksverybadlyforthe

publiceducationsystemtonight.YesMaggie.That'swhywehavepumpkinson

Halloweenandonthanksgivingwehavepumpkinpie.

Ben:

Mygot,wedo,don'twe.

Jason:

SoIthoughtwithalltherain,tonightwouldbeagreatnighttohavethe

oldpilgrimHalloween.

Chrissy:

Whatdidtheydo?

Maggie:

Welltheydidn'ttoiletpaperhouse.DidtheyBen?

Ben:

No,theyusedleaves.

Jason:

No,theytoldscarystories.

Chrissy:

Oh,thisisoneofthosefamilydeals.

Jason:

I'mtalkingaboutreallyscarystories.

Chrissy:

howscary.

Maggie:

Jason,IthinkChrissy'salittleyoungforthis.

Chrissy:

NoI'mnot.I'mawomanwithahook.Ahh!

Jason:

Ahhyes!

Yes.Right,whowantstogofirst?

Ok,Iwill.Letssetalittle

moodhere.Alittlelesslight.Hahaha!

Andifwehappentosavealittleelectricity,sobeit.

（FlashbacktoJason'schildhood,playedbytheSeaverfamily）

Alright,yesitwasaHalloweennight,asIrecall.Amightmuchlikethis.Yes,and

Iwasaboutthesameageasyourbrothermikeisnow.Evenlookedlikehim.

Thejobofhandingoutcandytotrickortreatersfelltomethatyearbecausepop

wasathismen'sclubhavingalengthymeetingabouthishandshake,andmum

wasleavingtovisitasickrelativeinBuffalo.

Grandma:

Thisplaneticketcastmethirty-ninedollars.UncleZeekbetterbeonhis

deathbed.（聂茵）

Jason:

Mum.

Grandma:

OhI'msorryJason.MoneyisnotimportantandZeek'smyfavorite

uncle.AfterallhehaslingeredsothatIcanpurchasemyticketthirtydaysin

advance.Excursionrate.

Jason:

Seatsarelimitedandcertainrestrictionsapply,andthecostoftheticket

isnonrefundable.

Grandma:

Ohthat'smyboy.

Jason:

Haveanicetripmum.

Grandma:

Ohhoney,I'msorryyou'llbeleftalone.Halloweenwillberuinedfor

you.

Jason:

Ohnoitwon't.MygoodfriendJeromeiscomingoverhereandwe're

havingapilgrimkindofHalloween.

Grandma:

Howresourceful.

Jason:

Yeah,we'realsoturningoffallthelights.Thatwaywe'llhavenotrickor

treatersandwecansaveallthatcandymoney.

Grandma:

Loveyou.Idon'twanttomissmyflight.

Jason:

Andremember,bringbacksomeofthosepeanutsfromtheplane.

Grandma:

Iwill.

Jason:

Oh,wellIthinkI'llwatchsomeTV.Oh,whatamIsaying?

Wedon'thave

aTV.We'reholdingoutforcolor.

（Doorbell）

Ben:

HiJase.Wanttogotoiletpapersomehouses?

Jason:

No,notonlywouldthatbevandalisation,itwouldn'tbethrifty.

Ben:

Excuseme.

Jason:

Ohno,thatwasn'tyou.Itwasoutside.Isn'tthatweird.Upthere.

Ben:

Where?

Youmeannexttotheflyingsaucer?

Jason:

Thinkaboutit.

Ben:

Ohno,whatifthey'rehereseekingintelligentlife?

Jason:

You'vegotnothingtoworryabout.Alright,juststaycalm.I'msurethere

isaveryrationalandscientificexplanationforallthis.It'sprobablymarshgas.

Ben:

Isaidexcuseme.

（Doorbell）

JasonandBen:

Ahh!

Ben:

Ahh!

Jason:

It'sprobablyjustsomekidsoutwantingsomecandy.Yeah,that'sit.

Grandma:

Jason?

Jason:

Mum.Mum,whatareyoudoinghere?

Grandma:

Coffee.Imusthavecoffee.

Jason:

Youcameallthewaybackjusttogetacupofcoffee.Mum,you'remissing

yourflight.Thirty-ninedollarsdownthedrainforacupofcoffee?

Grandma:

It'sverygoodcoffee.

Jason:

mum,you'retalkingcrazy

Ben:

Thatto,varactta,nicktoe.

Grandma:

Iseeyou'vegottenintomycoffee.

Ben:

Mysecondcup.

Jason:

That'sfunny;heneverhasasecondcupofmycoffee.Waitaminute.

WhatamIthinking?

Hedoesn'tdrinkcoffee.Whatareyoudoing?

Jason:

Feedingmyface.

Grandma:

Savesomeforme.

Jason:

Youarebothactingweird.Thisisnuts.

Grandma:

Oh,you'llfeeldifferentlyafteryouhaveanicecupofcoffeedownyour

pants.hahahaha.

BenandMaggie:

Hahaha.Hohoho.Heeheehee.

Grandma:

Hu,earthlings.Gofigure.

Policeman:

Areyoucrazy?

Icouldhavekilledyou.（葛依萍）

Jason:

Heyofficer.

Policeman:

Didn'tyoueverhearofcrosswalks?

Jason:

Todaysomethingterriblehashappened.Mymumandbestfriendhave

yelloweyesandthey'redrinkingdowntheirpants.

Policeman:

Waitaminute.Ifindthisalittlehardtobelieve.Yourmotherwears

pants?

Policeman:

Whatflyingsaucer?

Jason:

Waitaminute.Thisallstartedwiththatflyingsaucer.Maybetheyhave

invaded.Maybetheali