成长的烦恼之万圣节Happy Halloween全英文剧本删减彩色版.docx

1、成长的烦恼之万圣节Happy Halloween全英文剧本删减彩色版607 Happy Halloween (Part 1 of 2)Grandpa苗蕾 Grandma聂茵 Jason黄晟 Maggie陈玉凤Mike陶润琪 Carol戴雪超 Ben张永伟 Chrissy陈霞Kara徐缙雯 police和old Carol葛依萍每种颜色代表一个人，后面还有客串的表演,看好自己的颜色了Chrissy: Hows it going Dwayne? （陈霞）Dwayne: Great. I puked three times already. （聂茵） Chrissy: Mum, dad, lets

2、go already. People are going to run out of candy and start handing out sticky fruit. Maggie: Hang on a minute Chrissy. （陈玉凤）Chrissy: And the time its taken you to change clothes, I changed sexes. Jason: Chrissy youve been hanging around Ben too much. （黄晟）Ben: Tell them you heard it from Mike.（张永伟） C

3、hrissy: Ben said I heard it from Mike. Ben: So wheres all the candy were going to hand out? Chrissy: We dont have any this year, since nobodys going to be home. Ben: Well Im not trick or treating. Im going to be home. Chrissy: Thats not a costume? Ben: No. Mike: Hey guys, hows it going? Wow Chrissy!

4、 What a great costume. Hey great cross thesis. Look Ben, youre looking pretty good too. Those fake zits are frightening. （陶润琪）Ben: Im not wearing a costume. Mike: If I were you Id lay off the chocolate. Chrissy: Mike, will you take me trick or treating? Mike: No I cant Chrissy. Ive got to go pick up

5、 Eddie, then we are going to a party. Chrissy: So Im stuck with mum and dad? Mike: We all are. Goodnight guys. Ben: Ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight. Since yesterday. Jason: Hey hey! Shiver me timbers. Its Captain Hook! Chrissy: Yo ho. Maggie: Jason, you havent said a word about my daughters b

6、eard. Jason: Well shes a little young. Even for the women in your family. Chrissy: lets go, lets go, lets go! Jason: Hey! Wo, wo! I got to get a picture of this. Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth. Jason: Come on. Maggie: Come on Ben. Ben: What? Maggie: We want all out trick

7、 or treaters in the picture. Ben: What is it with you people? I am not wearing a costume and I have not painted fake zits on my face. Maggie: Are you out of your prescription? Ben: No. And I dont trick or treat. I havent gone since I was a child. Jason: Yeah, last Halloween. Ben: I wasnt really tric

8、k or treating. I was out toilet papering houses. Chrissy: Im never going to get out of this stinking house. Jason: Ben, I distinctively remember you saying that. Ben: Carols showing her breasts. Jason: Never mind Carols chest, its about.Oh my god. Where did.thats a little low cut isnt it? Carol: Lit

9、tle! I cant even raise my arms without .woops. （戴雪超）Maggie: Carol, what are you suppose to be? Carol: Well Im supposed to be a woman who wants to be noticed for her brain and not her body. But well see. Im kidding. Its just a costume for a Halloween party with a great blind date. Maggie: Oh, if you

10、havent met him, how do you know hes great? Carol: Well because a fried of mine who set it up said I had a bellow average IQ and used to be a cheerleader. Jason: So what happens when he finds out you are an intelligent woman of substance? Carol: Dont worry. Im not going to do anything wild, I never d

11、o anything wild. I dont know how to do anything wild. Its the tragedy of what I am. Jason: Its good to hear. Carol: Im going to wait for this stud outside. Maggie: So what were we talking about before.? Jason: Ben. Oh Ben. Hey. Chrissy: Hes gone. We were waiting for you to take me trick or treating

12、and he got married and had kids. Chrissy: We dont have much time. Lets start on the rich neighborhood. Maggie: Oh Chrissy, thats not nice. Our neighborhood will do just fine. Jason: You know how much the houses around here are going for? Maggie: Chrissy stop. Chrissy: Why? Jason: Theres a storm. Chr

13、issy: just a little storm. (Lightening burns a tree) Come on. What are we waiting for? Jason: No no. Maggie: No no. Chrissy: I want to go! Ahh! Ben: No, no Stink man. We only use new toilet paper. Chrissy: I want to have Halloween. Maggie: Now stop it Chrissy. Stop it right now. Jason: Chrissy, stop

14、 it. Halloween isnt ruined. Chrissy: It isnt? Jason: No. Maggie: Ben, what are you doing with all that toilet paper? Ben: Um, I was going to hand it out to the trick or treaters. Chrissy: Everybody goes to trick or treat except me. Ahhh! Jason: Chrissy, Ben is not handing toilet paper out to trick o

15、r treaters. Hes using it to vandalize homes. Chrissy: Honest? Jason: Yes. Right Ben? Ben: You got that right. Maggie: Freeze. Jason: Maggie, come on. If youre not going to help out, just dont say anything. Maggie: Jason, Im not going to indulge her fit. Chrissy! Ben dont go anywhere. Ben: Hey, I was

16、nt. Carol: This was the worst night of my life. Chrissy: Ahhhh! Maggie: Chrissy. Carol: If that guy shows up, tell him Ill be right down. And dont mention anything about me being a fine intelligent woman or any crap like that. Jason: Listen listen listen. Do you want to cry all night? Or do you want

17、 to have a special Halloween like the pilgrims had? Chrissy: Who? I thought the pilgrims had the first thanksgiving. Jason: Yes. Yes they did. But on the boat, on the way over, was Halloween. Chrissy: I never heard that. Jason: Well they don tell you everything in pre-school, incase you get bored an

18、d drop out. Maggie: So youre saying they had Halloween on the Mayflower? Jason: You havent heard of this either? I think this speaks very badly for the public education system tonight. Yes Maggie. Thats why we have pumpkins on Halloween and on thanksgiving we have pumpkin pie. Ben: My got, we do, do

19、nt we. Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween. Chrissy: What did they do? Maggie: Well they didnt toilet paper house. Did they Ben? Ben: No, they used leaves. Jason: No, they told scary stories. Chrissy: Oh, this is one of those family

20、 deals. Jason: Im talking about really scary stories. Chrissy: how scary. Maggie: Jason, I think Chrissys a little young for this. Chrissy: No Im not. Im a woman with a hook. Ahh! Jason: Ahh yes! Yes. Right, who wants to go first? Ok, I will. Lets set a little mood here. A little less light. Ha ha h

21、a! And if we happen to save a little electricity, so be it. (Flash back to Jasons childhood, played by the Seaver family) Alright, yes it was a Halloween night, as I recall. A might much like this. Yes, and I was about the same age as your brother mike is now. Even looked like him. The job of handin

22、g out candy to trick or treaters fell to me that year because pop was at his mens club having a lengthy meeting about his hand shake, and mum was leaving to visit a sick relative in Buffalo. Grandma: This plane ticket cast me thirty-nine dollars. Uncle Zeek better be on his deathbed.（聂茵） Jason: Mum.

23、 Grandma: Oh Im sorry Jason. Money is not important and Zeeks my favorite uncle. After all he has lingered so that I can purchase my ticket thirty days in advance. Excursion rate. Jason: Seats are limited and certain restrictions apply, and the cost of the ticket is non refundable. Grandma: Oh thats

24、 my boy. Jason: Have a nice trip mum. Grandma: Oh honey, Im sorry youll be left alone. Halloween will be ruined for you. Jason: Oh no it wont. My good friend Jerome is coming over here and were having a pilgrim kind of Halloween. Grandma: How resourceful. Jason: Yeah, were also turning off all the l

25、ights. That way well have no trick or treaters and we can save all that candy money. Grandma: Love you. I dont want to miss my flight. Jason: And remember, bring back some of those peanuts from the plane. Grandma: I will. Jason: Oh, well I think Ill watch some TV. Oh, what am I saying? We dont have

26、a TV. Were holding out for color. (Doorbell) Ben: Hi Jase. Want to go toilet paper some houses? Jason: No, not only would that be vandalisation, it wouldnt be thrifty. Ben: Excuse me. Jason: Oh no, that wasnt you. It was outside. Isnt that weird. Up there. Ben: Where? You mean next to the flying sau

27、cer? Jason: Think about it. Ben: Oh no, what if theyre here seeking intelligent life? Jason: Youve got nothing to worry about. Alright, just stay calm. Im sure there is a very rational and scientific explanation for all this. Its probably marsh gas. Ben: I said excuse me. (Doorbell) Jason and Ben: A

28、hh! Ben: Ahh! Jason: Its probably just some kids out wanting some candy. Yeah, thats it. Grandma: Jason? Jason: Mum. Mum, what are you doing here? Grandma: Coffee. I must have coffee. Jason: You came all the way back just to get a cup of coffee. Mum, youre missing your flight. Thirty-nine dollars do

29、wn the drain for a cup of coffee? Grandma: Its very good coffee. Jason: mum, youre talking crazy Ben: That to, varact ta, nick toe. Grandma: I see youve gotten into my coffee. Ben: My second cup. Jason: Thats funny; he never has a second cup of my coffee. Wait a minute. What am I thinking? He doesnt

30、 drink coffee. What are you doing? Jason: Feeding my face. Grandma: Save some for me. Jason: You are both acting weird. This is nuts. Grandma: Oh, youll feel differently after you have a nice cup of coffee down your pants. ha ha ha ha. Ben and Maggie: Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. Hee hee hee. Grandma: Hu, ea

31、rthlings. Go figure. Policeman: Are you crazy? I could have killed you. （葛依萍）Jason: Hey officer. Policeman: Didnt you ever hear of cross walks? Jason: Today something terrible has happened. My mum and best friend have yellow eyes and theyre drinking down their pants. Policeman: Wait a minute. I find this a little hard to believe. Your mother wears pants? Policeman: What flying saucer? Jason: Wait a minute. This all started with that flying saucer. Maybe they have invaded. Maybe the ali