中考英语 阅读理解实战演练之趣味幽默篇.docx

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中考英语阅读理解实战演练之趣味幽默篇

2019-2020年中考英语阅读理解实战演练之趣味幽默篇

Passage13

　　Henrywasanofficeworkerinabigcity.Heworkedveryhardandenjoyedtravelinginhisholidays.

　　Heusuallywenttotheseaside,butoneyearhesawanadvertisementinanewspaper.“Enjoycountrylife.SpendafewweeksatWestHillFarm.Goodfood.Freshair.Horseriding.Walking.Fishing.Cheapandinteresting.”

　　“Thissoundsagoodidea,”hethought.“I’llspendamonthatWestHillFarm.IthinkIcanenjoyhorseriding,walkingandfishing.They’llmakeachangefromsittingbytheseasideandswimming.”

　　Hewrotetothefarmer.IntheletterhesaidthathewouldliketospendallofJulythere.ThenonthefirstofJuly,heleftforWestHillFarm.

　　Butfourdayslater,hereturnedhome.

　　“WhatwaswrongwithWestHillFarm?

”hisbestfriend,Ed,askedhim.“Didn’tyouenjoycountrylife?

”

　　“Countrylifewasverygood,”Henrysaid.“Buttherewasanotherproblem.”

　　“Oh.What?

”

　　“Well,”hesaid,“thefirstdayIwasthereasheepdied,andwehadroastmuttonfordinner.”

　　“What'swrongwiththat?

”Edasked.“Freshmeatisthebest.”

　　“Iknow,butontheseconddayacowdied,andwehadroastbeeffordinner.”

　　“Luckyyou!

”

　　“Youdon'tunderstand,”Henrysaid.“Onthethirddayapigdiedandwehadroastporkfordinner.”

　　“Adifferentmeateveryday,”Edsaidloudly,“andyouarecomplaining!

”

　　“Letmefinish,”Henrysaid.“Onthefourthdaythefarmerdied,andIdidn'tdare（敢）stayfordinner!

”

　　1.HowdidHenryfindoutaboutthefarm?

　　A.Hesawitinanewspaperadvertisement.B.Hisbestfriendtoldhim.

　　C.Hewrotetothefarmer.D.Maybehelearneditfromtheradio.

　　2.Henrycamebackhomeseveraldayslaterbecause______________.

　　A.hedidn'tlikethecountrylifeatallB.thefarmerwasn’tfriendlytohim

　　C.hisholidaywasoverD.hethoughthemighthavetoeatthefarmer

　　3.“…andyouarecomplaining!

”,theword“complain”means__________.

　　A.夸奖B.说三道四C.抱怨D.故弄玄虚

　　4.Whichofthefollowingsentencesistrue?

　　A.Edcouldeatadifferentkindofmeateveryday.

　　B.Henrythoughthecouldenjoyachange.

　　C.Henrycouldn'tthinkofanythingelsetodo,sohewenttothefarm.

　　D.Thefarmerdiedbecauseofthebadmeatheate.

　　5.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage?

　　A.Whatabeautifulfarm!

B.Haveagoodtime.　C.AshortholidayD.Henryandthefarmer.

　　Passage14

　　Afterreturningfromherroundtrip,theangrywomanstoodoutsidetheticketofficeofthestation.“Therailwayowesme12pounds,”shesaidtoHarryJenks,theyoungmanworkingattheoffice.”YousoldmeaticketforMay22nd,buttherewasnoshipfromJerseythatnight.SomydaughterandIhadtostayinahotel.Itcostme12pounds.”

　　Harrywasworried.Herememberedsellingthewomanareturnticket.“Comeintotheoffice,Madam,”hesaidpolitely.“I’lljustchecktheJerseytimetableforMay22nd.”

　　Thewomanandherlittlegirlfollowedhiminside.Shewasquiteright,asHarrysoondiscovered.TherewasnosailingonMay22nd.Howcouldhehavemadesuchacarelessmistake?

Heshouldn’thavesoldheraticketforthatday.Wonderingwhattodo,hesmiledatthechild.“Youlooksunburnt,”hesaidtoher.“DidyouhaveaniceholidayinJersey?

”

　　“Yes,”sheanswered,shyly.“Thebeachwaslovely.AndIcanswimtoo!

”

　　“That’sfine,”saidHarry.“Mylittlegirlcan’tswimabityet.Ofcourse,she’sonlythree…”

　　“I’mfour,”thechildsaidproudly.“I’llbefourandahalf.”

　　Harryturnedtothemother.“Irememberyourticket,Madam,”hesaid.“Butyoudidn’tgetoneforyourdaughter,didyou?

”

　　“Er,well…”thewomanlookedatthechild.“Imean…shehasn’tstartedschoolyet,she’sonlyfour.”

　　“Afour-year-oldchildmusthaveaticket,Madam.Achild’sreturntickettoJerseycosts…letmesee…13.50pounds.Thelawisthelaw,butsincethemistakeismine….”

　　Thewomanstoodup,tookthechild’shandandlefttheoffice.

　　1.Thewomanwasangrybecause__________.

　　A.shecouldn’tusetheticketforherroundtrip

　　B.shehadtoreturnhomeadayearlierthanshehadplanned

　　C.shespentmoremoneythanshehadexpected

　　D.HarryhadsoldheratickettoJerseywheretherewasnosailing

　　2.Harrywasworried__________.

　　A.thewomanwasangrywithhim

　　B.hehadnotdonehisworkcarefully

　　C.theJerseytimetablewaswrong

　　D.thelittlegirldidn’thaveareturnticket

　　3.Harrystartedtalkingtothelittlegirl___________.

　　A.becausehewasintroubleanddidnotknowwhattodo

　　B.becausehehadalittlegirlaboutthesameageasthisgirl

　　C.becausehewantedtobefriendlytothelittlegirlwholookedsonice

　　D.whenhesuddenlyrealizedthathecouldfindawayoutfromthelittlegirl

　　4.WhenHarrysaid,“Thelawisthelaw,butsincethemistakewasmine…”hemeantthat____.

　　A.theymustfollowitwithoutotherchoice,eventhoughthemistakewashis

　　B.hehadtobestrictwiththewomanbecauseofthelaw,althoughhedidn’twantto

　　C.thewomanhadtopayhim1.50poundsandtherailwaywouldpayherforthehotel

　　D.sheshouldpay1.50pounds,buthehadmadeamistake,shecouldgowithoutpaying

　　5.Thewomanlefttheofficewithoutsayinganythingbecause_______________.

　　A.shewantedtogohomeandgetmoneyforthechild’sticket

　　B.shewassoangrythatshedidn’twanttohaveanythingmoretodowiththeyoungman

　　C.shewasmoved（感动）byHarry’skindness

　　D.sheknewshewouldhavetopaytherailwayifsheinsisted（坚持）

　　Passage15

　　Threetravelers,Allan,CarlandPaulweresittingonthechairsinatrainstation.Theywerewaitingforatrainthatwasverylate.

　　Topassthetime,theybegantalkingtoeachother.

　　Atfirst,theytalkedabouttheweatherandtheirwork.ThenPaulsaid,"Tellme—whatwouldyoumostliketodoifyourdoctortellyouthatyouhaveonlythreemonthstolive?

"

　　Theothertwomenthoughtaboutthisforawhile,thenCarlspoke.

　　“Well,”hesaid,“ifIhaveonlythreemonthstolive,I’lltakeallmymoneyoutofthebankandgotoforeigncountriesforholidayswithmybestfriend,Erik.I'dliketotraveltotheplacesintheworldasmanyaspossible.AndI'llstayatthebesthotelsandtheneatthebestfood.IthinkI'llhaveawonderfultime.”

　　“That'sveryinteresting.”Paulsaid.

　　Withthesewords,heturnedtotheotherman,saying,“Andwhataboutyou?

”

　　“I'lltellyouasecret,”Allansaid.“Ialwayswanttobearacingdriver.SoifIhaveonlythreemonthstolive,thefirstthingI'dliketodoistosellmyhouse.WiththemoneyI’llbuythefastestcarintheworld.MaybeIcanenterallthebigmotorraces.”

　　Thenhelaughed,"Imightevenendup（以……而告终）worldchampion.”

　　“Nowit'syourturn,”Allanwenton,“Ifyourdoctortellyouthebadnews,whatwouldyoumostliketodo?

”

　　“Oh,”saidPaulwithasmile.“I’llgoandseeanotherdoctor.”

　　1.Thethreemenweretalking_____________.

　　A.inthepostofficeB.inthewaitingroom

　　C.onthetrainD.onthechairs

　　2.Themancalled________answeredthequestionfirst.

　　A.CarlB.AllanC.ErikD.Paul

　　3.Themenbegantotalkabouttheweatherandtheworkbecausethey__________.

　　A.didn'tknowanythingnewB.wantedtopassthetimequickly

　　C.hadnothingtodoD.wereveryinterestedineachother'swork

　　4."Imightevenendupworldchampion."Heretheword"champion"means________inChinese.

　　A.名人B.赛车手C.大款D.冠军

　　5.Whichsentenceisrightaccordingtothepassage?

　　A.Thetraindidn'tarriveontime.

　　B.Paulwantedtobuyaracingcarverymuch.

　　C.Allanwasthesecondmantoanswerthequestion.

　　D.Carldidn'tliketravelingatall.

　　Passage16

　　AnEnglishtravelerfoundhimselfinNorwaywithonlyenoughmoneytobuytheticketforhisjourneybackhome.AsheknewthatitwouldtakehimonlytwodaystogettoEngland,hedecidedthathecouldeasilyspendthetimewithoutfood.Soheboughtaticketandgotontheship.Themanclosedhisearstothesoundofthelunchbell.Whendinnertimecame,hedidn’tgotodinningroom,sayingthathewasnotfeelingverywell.

　　Thenextmorninghestilldidn’thavebreakfastandatlunchtimeheagainstayedinhisroom.Butatdinnertimehewassohungrythathewenttothedinningroomandateeverythingthewaiterputinfrontofhim.Hegotreadyforthequarrel.

　　“Bringmethebill,”hesaid.“Thebill,sir?

”saidthewaiterinsurprise.“Thereisn’tanybill.Onourshipmealsareincluded（包括）inthemoneyfortheticket,”saidthewaiter.

　　1.Thestoryhappened_______.

　　A.inEnglandB.onashipfromNorwaytoEngland

　　C.inNorwayD.onashipfromEnglandtoNorway

　　2.Whydidn’tthetravelergotothedinningroomfirst?

　　A.Becausehehadnomoney

　　B.Becausehedidn’tfeelverywell

　　C.Becausehedidn’twanttoeatanything

　　D.Becausehedidn’thearthesoundofthebell

　　3.Thetravelerwenttothedinningroomtoeatsomethingbecause_______.

　　A.hisfriendhadgivenhimsomemoney

　　B.thewaiterhadaskedhimtochangehismind

　　C.helearnedthattherewasnobillontheship

　　D.hewastoohungry

　　4.Howmanymealsdidthetravelerhaveontheship?

　　A.OnlyoneB.TwoC.ThreeD.None

　　5.Afterthetravelerfinishedeating,________.

　　A.hehadaquarrelwithwaiteroverthebill

　　B.hedrankalot

　　C.heaskedthewaitertobringhimthechange（零钱）

　　D.hecametoknowthattravelersontheshiphadfreemeals

　　Passage17Afarmerhadacow.Hetookverygoodcareofthiscowandonedaywhenitwasill,hewas

　　veryworried.Hetelephonedthevet.

　　“What’stheproblem?

”Thevetaskedhimwhenhearrived.

　　“Mycow'sill,”thefarmersaid.“Idon’tknowwhat'sthematterwithher.She’slying