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英语情景剧8篇
顾客：
小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：
别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A:
Watchout!
Yourthumbsinmysoup!
B:
Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？
”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！
”
“什么？
”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？
”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.
A:
Areyoucrazy?
（yelledthecustomer）,withyourhandonmysteak?
（Whatanswersthewaiter）Youwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员：
茶或咖啡？
先生。
第一个顾客：
我要茶
第二个顾客：
我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：
两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
B:
（Waiter:
）Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
A:
I'llhavetea.
C:
（2ndcustomer:
）Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
（Waiterexitsreturns）
B:
（Waiter:
）Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
创新句子：
我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
A:
Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?
Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:
Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:
Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:
Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:
Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:
ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:
Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!
B:
SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:
Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
C:
Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introduction）：
Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?
Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?
（画外音：
It’syou,PrinceDan!
太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror!
（面对观众）
I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?
（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister?
阿三（毕恭毕敬）:
Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹：
I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三：
Sure,honey!
Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：
Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?
Talent!
（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！
这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!
Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三：
AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.
太子：
Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三：
Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?
李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?
荆轲Offcourse!
耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!
音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
。
。
。
”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：
Whathappened?
Whyaren’tyouhurt?
荆轲:
Wedon\'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don\'twe?
Dowe?
（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
）李莫愁：
Mommaalwayssaid:
\"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou\'regonnaget.\"Igotit,Mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：
Howareyou?
荆柯：
Fine,thankyou,andyou?
太子丹：
OhmyGod!
Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?
荆柯：
Sure!
太子丹：
Howareyou?
羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）
Characters:
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:
Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
ActI
（inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s）
Dabao:
Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.（slipped,takeitup,）
Xiaofu:
Tax!
Paythetax!
Dabao:
（changefaces）
Taxi?
Whereisthetaxi?
Here’snotaxi.
Xiaofu:
Tax!
T---A---X!
Dabao:
What’sthetax?
Ijustknowtaxi!
Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!
Taxi----!
Xiaofu:
Enough!
Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:
No,No,No,no!
I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
Xiaofu:
Notthevendor?
Impossible!
you'vebeenherefor2hours.
Dabao:
Really?
（Xiaofu:
Yes,ofcourse.）
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:
ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
Dabao:
It’sabigbug!
Xiaofu:
Oh.Don’twastemytime!
Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
Dabao:
10yuan?
!
Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!
5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
Dabao:
6yuan,mydearsisiter.
7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
Dabao:
Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
（lookingaround）Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
（Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft）
Dabao:
Whatasmartwoman!
Badluck!
I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!
Let’sgo!
ActII
Mr.Shi:
Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?
Thescenewilltellyou.
Let’senjoyit!
（Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS"）
Dabao:
:
Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.
Xiaofu:
Hi,
Dabao:
Hi.
Two:
Whatafamiliarface.
Two:
It’syou!
Dabao:
10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.
Xiaofu:
10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.
Howisyourbusiness?
Dabao:
EverythingisOK!
10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.
Xiaofu:
10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.
Dabao:
Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.
Xiaofu:
Great!
Haveyou……
Dabao:
Married?
I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.
Xiaofu:
Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
Dabao:
What?
Taxi?
Oh,tax!
Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.
Xioafu:
Yourreceipt,please.
Dabao:
（showsthereceipt）
Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.
Xiaofu:
Great!
Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.
Dabao:
Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.
Xiaofu:
Yeah!
Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!
Dabao:
Let’sdoittogether!
.It’ssaidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.
Xiaofu:
You'retheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!
Dabao:
Thankyou!
Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectorinnewera!
X:
Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.
D:
Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?
CouldIhaveadinnerwithyou?
Xiaofu:
Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?
Dabao:
No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?
Xiaofu:
justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.（leaves）
Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.
Dabao:
Hopetoseeyoueveryday.
TheEnd
情景剧
第一幕：
Mary，Jane，andLily在放学路上讨论下周是Linda的生日，讨论送什么礼物给她。
A是Mary，B是Jane，C是Lily，D是Linda。
A:
Hey,Linda’sbirthdaydinnerisnextweek.Let’sthinkaboutthegifts.
B:
Whataboutahat?
A:
Soundsgood.Lindadoesn’thaveahat.
C:
Emm...Howaboutgloves?
It’ssocold（寒冷）now.
B:
ButLindahasgloves（手套）.
C:
Yes.You’reright.
A:
OK.Wecanbuyahatforher.
C:
Let’sgotoclothesshoptomorrow（明天）.
第二幕：
Mary和Jane相约第二天去商店给Linda买礼物，发生在衣服店的情景。
W:
CanIhelpyou?
A:
Yes,please.Ineedahatforschool.
W:
OK.Whatcolordoyouwant?
A:
Yelloworred?
W:
Whataboutthisone?
B:
Itlooksnice.Howmuchisit?
W:
It’stwentyyuan.
A,B:
We’lltakeit.
B:
Howmuchistheredskirt?
A:
OH.It’ssobeautiful.（漂亮的）
W:
It’s10dollars.
B:
I’lltakeit.
W:
Hereyouare.
A,B:
Thankyou.
W:
You’rewelcome.
第三幕：
Linda准备她的生日聚会上用水果沙拉招待她的朋友们，她去水果店里买了一些水果。
W:
CanIhelpyou?
D:
Yes,please.Ineedsomefruit.
W:
Wehavemanyfruit.Apples,bananas,pears,strawberriesandsoon（等等）.Howmanydoyouwant?
D:
Iwanteightapples,tenbananasandsomestrawberries.
W:
OK.Isee（明白了）.
D:
Howmucharethey?
W:
Theyarethirtyyuan.Hereyouare.
D:
Thankyou.
W:
You’rewelcome.
第四幕：
Linda的生日聚会上，朋友们一起来给她庆祝。
A：
Linda，happybirthdaytoyou.Giveyou（给你）.
D:
Thankyou.（拆开礼物）.Thehatissonice.Ilikeitverymuch.
B:
Linda,happybirthdaytoyou.
D:
Thankyou.Ilovetheredskirt.
ABC一起为Linda唱生日歌。
Linda许愿：
Thefirstwish（愿望）:
Ihope（希望）myfamiliesarehealthy.
Thesecondwish:
Wearegoodfriendsforever（永远）.
Thethirdwish:
Goodgoodstudy,daydayup.
改编自《两小儿辩日》
（J:
JackP:
PetterS:
stranger）
独白：
Thestoryhappenedinasunnyday.Twofriendsmeeteachother.
J:
Hi,nicetoseeyou,Petter.
P:
Nicetoseeyou,Jack.It`sagoodday,isn`tit?
J:
Yeah,Ilikesunnydays.
P:
Look,what`sthis?
J:
Oh,it`sourluckday.It`s100dollar.
P:
Yes,itis.Sowhatshouldwedotothemoney?
Giveittounclepolice?
J:
Idon`tthinkso.Isuggestoneofuscanhaveit.Sinceitisinmyhand,so…
P:
No,Idon`tthinkso.IthinkIfinditfirst,Iamthepersonthatwhoshouldhavethemoney.
J:
Lookatthatperson.Whydon`tweaskhimtojudgeitforus.
P:
Iagree.
J:
Hello,couldyoupleasedousafavour?
S:
Ofcourse.What`tup?
J:
Hereisthething,……
S:
Isee.It`sreallyahardquestion.Letmethi
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