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ModernFamilyS02E07

-你干吗呢-嘘-Whatareyoudoing?

-Shh.

有个烟雾警报器在叫Oneofthesmokealarmsischirping.

我得找出来是哪个I'mtryingtofigureoutwhichoneitis

这样我才能把电池换了soIcanchangethebattery.

找吧这活非你莫属了Well,ifanybodycanfinditit'syou.

你声音都变了Yous-soundhorrible.

你为什么不为什么不再去躺会呢Whydon't...whydon'tyougobacktobed?

还有好多事儿没做呢'CauseI'vegottoomuchtodo.

我要做糕饼义卖会的手指饼I'vegottomaketheladyfingersforthebakesale,

还要去下健身房andI'vegottogobythegym--

我昨天把手机落在那了Ileftmyphonethereyesterday.

都交给我吧I'lldoallthat.

要互相依靠嘛We'reateam.

累的时候总要有个肩膀可以依靠Whenoneofusisweak,weleanontheother.

亲爱的你不用为我做这些的Honey,youdon'thavetodothatstuff.

宝贝你为我做了这么多Honey,withallyoudoforme,

包括一周要去四次健身房includinggoingtothegymfourtimesaweek

让我对你的身体性趣昂然今天就交给我吧tokeepmeinterested,Igotthis.

你今天不是要带人家看房子吗Don'tyouhavehousestoshowtoday?

他们不来了They...canceled.

别丧气啊小可爱Ohh,pumpkin.

说什么呢你Areyoukiddingme?

这可是交了好运了It's...lucky.

这样我正好能在家好好照顾你啊ThiswayIgettostayhereandtakecareofyou.

好吧Okay.

早啊Hey!

你们好邓菲先生邓菲太太Hey,Mr.andMrs.Dunphy.

-你好-海莉可以去上学了吗-Hey.-IsHaleyreadyforschool?

她快下来了She'sonherwaydown.

离我老婆远点Don'tgettooclosetomywife.

海莉告诉你们了吗Haleytoldyouaboutthat?

那只是个下流梦罢了It'sjustadream.

天啊Oh,god.

是了是厨房那个在响Okay,thatcamefromthekitchen.

我怎么觉得是这里的I-Ithoughtitwasinhere.

你确定吗Really?

你站在这听Okay,youwaitinhereandlistenforit.

我去厨房I'mgonnawaitinthere.

至少我还能帮点小忙Imean,it'stheleastIcando...

自从你懂的after...Well,youknow.

我跟你一起去I'mcomingwithyou.

神啊我真希望海莉能换个对象Boy,IwishHaleywoulddatesomeotherboys.

你说什么罗宾森[迪兰的姓]太太What'sthatyousay,Mrs.Robinson?

别闹了Don't.

我只是觉得她Ijustfeellikesheowesittoherself

不应该在一颗树上吊死toseewhatelseisoutthere.

迪兰天天在这里晃来晃去的ThewaythatDylan'salwayshangingaroundhere,

说不定一等海莉到结婚年龄he'sprobablygonnatrytomarryher

他就想娶她了thesecondsheturns18.

你怎么知道他们不配呢Hey,youneverknow.

说不定他们是天造地设的一对呢Maybethosetwoweremeanttobetogether...

就像我们一样likewewere.

亲爱的他们怎么能和我们比Honey,HaleyandDylanarenotus.

不我觉得这个价格可以接受No,Ithinkthatamountwillbefine.

你们选了莉莉我都高兴疯了I'mjusthappyyouwantLily.

你们肯定会对她满意的I-Ithinkyou'regonnabeveryhappywithher.

就这样Okay.Oh!

小卡你不是把女儿给卖了吧Cam?

Didyoujustsellourbaby?

没但是你还记得那个上次那个No,butdoyourememberthatagentwemet

给童星做代理的经纪人吗thatrepresentschildactors,

就是那个说莉莉很有天赋theonewhosaidLilymighthavewhatittakes

还给了我们名片的人?

andgaveushiscard?

不是被我扔了吗Yeah,thatIthrewaway.

我又捡回来了ThatIfishedoutofthetrash?

刚才就是他打电话Thatwashimonthephonethey'reshooting

说有个儿童家具的广告achildren's-furniture-storecommercialtoday,

他们想让莉莉去拍!

andtheywantLily!

我不是无缘无故把那张名片丢掉的Look,Ithrewawaythatcardforareason.

拜托会很好玩的Comeon,it'llbefun,

不但莉莉能出镜andLilywillbeonTV,

我们还能为她上大学存笔钱哪andwecanputthemoneyinhercollegeaccount.

我不要我只想让我们的女儿No,let'sjustletourdaughter

有个正常的童年haveanormalchildhood,huh?

晚了莉莉已经上了基船了Ithinkthatgaycruisehassailed.

只是一个广告而已嘛It'sjustonecommercial.

我不同意Idon'tlikeit.

不行绝对不行No.No.

什么意思你Oh,what,sothat'sit?

现在成了你说了算了You'retheparentwiththefinalsay?

凭什么你不就赚两个臭钱吗Whyisthat?

Becauseyoumakethemoney?

你知道我不是那个意思的It'snotaboutthat,andyouknowit.

我也没指望你能理解我们Iwouldn'texpectyoutounderstandus.

你一看就没明星范儿You'renottheaterfolk.

你也没Neitherareyou.

你不就是有年夏天Youdid"Godspell"

在谷仓里演过《上帝之语》嘛onesummerinabarn.

你顶多是个民间艺人You'rebarnfolk.

莉莉要习惯被嫉妒Getusedtothatjealousy,Lily.

燕雀安知鸿鹄之志哉Ordinarypeoplejustdon'tunderstandus.

丹尼斯速至终端收发站Dennistoshippingandreceiving.

丹尼斯速至终端收发站Dennistoshippingandreceiving.

好啊杰克Hola,Jack.

嘿你们怎么到这儿来了Hey!

Whatareyouguysdoinghere?

曼尼约了看医生Mannyhadadoctor'sappointment,

所以我们过来找杰一起吃午饭他在吗sowe'regonnacatchlunchwithJay--ishethere?

-在他在里面-好的-Yeah,he'sinback.-Okay.

你好啊杰克逊Goodday,Jackson.

你好啊曼纽尔Goodday,Manuel.

你还在开叉车呢Iseeyou'restillforklifting.

更像是举着叉子Morelikeliftingthefork.

哥们我正想说这笑话呢Man,Iwasgonnasaythatjoke!

真抱歉但我今天得和老婆一起吃午饭I'msorry,butIgottahavelunchwithmywifetoday.

我知道但我必须娶她Iknow,baby,butIhadtomarryher

否则她就拿不到绿卡soshecouldstayinthecountry.

不Oh,no!

我到哪再去找另外一个WhereamIgonnafindanotherhusband

上班还穿运动裤的老公呀thatwearssweatpantstowork?

这是休闲服Resortwear.

有点太休闲了吧Maybelastresort.

我很高兴你们来找我吃午饭Listen,I'mgladyouguysstepbyforlunch,

因为你知道吗'causeyouknowwhat?

我今晚要加班Igottoworkalittlelatetonight.

不会吧你忘了我们今晚的约会啦No,nottonight.Didyouforgetourdate?

没没我就是逗你一下No!

No.Iwaskidding!

我完全不知道她在说什么Ihadnoideawhatshewastalkingabout.

歌洛莉亚我的神呀Gloria-godloveher--

只要是个纪念日likestocelebrateeverypossiblemilestone

她就都要庆祝一下inourrelationship--

我们的邂逅纪念日啊Daywemet...

我们的第一次约会啊ourfirstdate--

那次我忘了我们就大吵了一架whichIforgot,sowegotinabigfight.

现在我们还得纪念吵架日Nowwecommemoratethebigfight.

我们可以情景再现一次Ithoughtwecouldre-createtheday.

所有事情都按照第一次那天一样Doeverythingthatwedidthefirsttime.

太浪漫了Soromantic.

我也是这么想的Youknow,that'sexactlywhatIwasthinking.

杰克真好人他真的很喜欢曼尼Jackissonice.IthinkhereallylikesManny.

我看他喜欢的是偷懒Whathelikesisgettingoutofwork.

等等是曼尼在开吗Waitaminute.IsthatMannydriving?

是吗Isit?

好吧真是他Yeah,it'shim.

《摩登家庭》第二季第七集

我可怜滴小宝贝一天去两次医院Ay,mypoorpapi.Twodoctorsinoneday.

妈我没事Mom,I'mfine.

医生说我已经可以去上学了ThehospitalsaidIcouldgobacktoschool.

不行你刚刚经历如此大劫No,yousufferedatraumaticexperience.

我都快忘了Ibarelyrememberit!

我只记得我把墙撞塌了Iremembercrashingthroughthewall

然后就被救护车送去医院了andtheambulanceridetothehospital.

没有什么救护车是我送你去的医院Thatwasn'tanambulance.Idroveyou.

-那警笛声哪儿来的-是你妈在叫-Thenwhatwasthatsiren?

-Thatwasyourmother.

偶哪有那么大声Iwasnotthatloud.

亲爱的别的车都给你让路了Carspulledover,honey.

杰很抱歉把你的墙撞塌了Jay,I'msorryaboutyourwall.

不关你的事是杰克的错Wasn'tyourfault,wasJack's,

我已经把他解决了andI'vealreadytakencareofhim.

你把他杀啦Youkilledhim?

在美国杀人犯法Youcan'tkillpeoplehere.

我把他给炒了Ifiredhim.

但这只是个意外Butitwasjustanaccident!

他又不是故意的Hedidn'tmeanit!

那家伙就是个废物Theguy'sascrew-up.

我早该把他炒了Shouldhavebeengonemonthsago.

我们就不能再给他一次机会吗Can'twejustgivehimanotherchance?

什么"我们"Whatisthis"we"?

跟你们讲Letmeexplainsomethingtoyoupeople.

在家里可以说"我们"Hereinthisfamily,it'swe.

在工作上只有"我"Atwork,it'sme.

我的地盘我做主说完了Myrules,mydecisions...period.

这不公平That'snotfair!

你也生我的气吗Youmadatme,too?

米有你说得对No.You'reright.

你的工作你说了算It'syourwork.

何况偶也不能你的气Besides,Ican'tbemadatyou--

因为今天是偶们的特殊日子呀notonourspecialday.

亲爱的我在想Honey,Iwasthinking--

考虑到曼尼今天的遭遇withwhathappenedtoManny,

我们还是把我们的纪念日maybewebetterpostponeourspecialday

推到下周末再庆祝吧untilnextweekend.

不行下周末是No.Nextweekendistheanniversary

人家第一次给你做饭的纪念日呀ofthefirsttimethatIcookedforyou.

干啥呢感冒小莱尔Whatyoudoin',typhoidClairey?

你怎么回家来了Hey.Whatareyoudoinghome?

你把感冒传染给她了她就只好回家了Shecaughtyourcoldandhadtocomehome.

我觉得该把你们俩隔离起来Ithoughtweshouldcontainyoutwo

省得把全家都传染了andkeepitfromspreadingthroughthehouse.

过来抱歉啊宝贝Comehere.I'msosorry.

没事It'sokay.

-手指饼干烤好了没-还没-Hey,didyoufinishmyladyfingers?

-Notyet.

-我手机从健身房拿回来了吗-也没-Didyoupickupmyphonefromthegym?

-Notyet.

是烟雾探测器响吗我以为你修好了呢Isthatthesmokedetector?

Ithoughtyoufixedthat.

天啊看来你倒是恢复得差不多了Boy,you'rereallystartingthesoundlikeyourownself.

你知道这让我想起什么了吗Youknowwhatthisremindsmeof?

你小时候Whenyouwerelittle

我们也常常靠在一起看肥皂剧andweusedtosnuggleandwatchsoapoperastogether.

你还记得吗Rememberthat?

一点都没变Nothing'schanged.

索尼娅还是那人的老婆Sonya'sstillmarriedtothatguy.

-等等-那个谢顶的家伙-Onesecond.-Theonewiththe...badhairline.

-迪兰-好吧-Dylan?

-O...Kay.

天呐我也好想你God,Imissyou,too.

只是感冒啦小傻瓜Oh,it'sjustacold,silly.

你用不着乱想没有我的世界该怎么办Youdon'thavetoconceiveofaworldwithoutme.

没干吗我正和我妈躺一起呢Oh,nothing.I'mjustinbedwithmymom.

少抓狂了你的梦不会成真的Stopfreakingout.Itisnotcomingtrue.

沃恩夫人我是菲尔·邓菲Uh,Mrs.Vaughn?

It'sPhilDunphy.

现在是下午三点半It'sabout3:

30.

我知道您已经有新的选择了Now,Iknowyousaidyou'dmovedon,

但是您很喜欢的那套but,um,there'sbeenasignificantpricereduction

在沙利文峡谷的房子inthe,uh,houseinSullivanCanyon,

现在正特价呢whichIknowyouloved.

所以如果您能重新考虑一下的话So,uh,ifthere'sanychanceyoumightreconsider,

绝对不会让您失望的Iknowyouwillnotbesorry.

我随时恭候您等您的电话Icanmeetyouanytime,sojustgivemeacall.

随时您想在哪里见面都行Any--anytime.Icanmeetyouwhereverthat...

只要是您觉得合适的地方就行...placeisthatyoufeel,uh,thatwouldbebest.

好吧谢谢您再见Okay,thankyou.Bye.

老爹Dad?

嘿小伙子Hey,buddy!

你好吗你在干吗Howareya?

W-whatareyoudoin'?

防止细菌入侵Keepingthegermsoffme.

你啥时候开始爱干净了Youcareaboutgerms?

我见过你跟鸽子玩亲亲来着I'veseenyoukissapigeononthemouth.

我们班过两天要去迪士尼乐园MyclassisgoingtoDisneylandintwodays.

不能让老妈把感冒传染给我Ican'tgetmom'scold.

想法不错Goodplan.

我记得这个头盔Irememberthis.

我老爸在古巴导弹危机时候买的MydadboughtitduringtheCubanmissilecisis.

我以前一直没机会戴也许等一下Inevergotaturninthat.YouthinkmaybelaterIcould--

可能吧Yeah,maybe.

你大下午的怎么会在家Whatareyoudoinghomeintheafternoon?

没啥大不了的Oh,nobigdeal.

就是几个看房计划泡汤了Justhadacoupleofshowingsfallthrough.

又泡汤了吗Again?

你知道我的口头禅的YouknowwhatIalwayssay.

当然Suredo.

不经历风雨怎能见彩虹Can'tgetbackonthathorseunlessyoufalloff.

对啦That'sright.

太大声儿了That'sloud.

抱歉Sorry.

这声音到底是哪儿来的Whereisthatcomingfrom?

更换烟雾探测器的电池Changingthebatteryinasmokedetector

是男人要掌握的基本技巧iswhattheyteachyouinMan101,

所以说我每次听见这个声音So,ofcourse,everytimeIhearthatnoise,

就像听到了"哔哔你不是纯爷们儿allIhearis,"Beepbeep--you'renotaman.

哔哔你不是"Beepbeep--you'renot--"

你丫玩儿我吧Really?

!

老爹能不能帮我开下书包Hey,dad.Canyouopenthisforme?

没问题小伙子Oh.