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摩登家庭第一季第24集剧本英语学习范本模板
摩登家庭第1季第24集
Claire:
Oh,honey,haveagreattimeatthegame!
Phil:
Thanks。
Claire:
Mwa!
Whyareyou...crunching?
Phil:
Ordinarily,I’marulefollower,butwhensomeonetellsmeIcan’tbringmyownsnacksintotheirstadium,that’swhenIgetalittlenuts.It'safreecountry,right?
Let’sjustsayitrufflesme..。
..。
whensomegoobers。
..tellmeIhavetospendhalfmypayday。
。
。
Ontheirhotdogs。
Claire:
Please,justrememberthefamilyportrait.Weonlyhavethephotographerforanhour.
Phil:
Okay。
Claire:
Okay?
And,sweetie,didyouhaveachancetotryonthewhitepantsIputinyourcloset?
Phil:
Oh,whatdotheylooklike?
Claire:
Istherereallyamoreclearwaytodescribewhitepants?
Sweetie,iftheydon’tfityou,you’regonnabetheonlyonenotwearingwhite,andthenyou’regonnastandoutlike”where’sWaldo?
”
Phil:
Actually,”where’sWaldo?
"doesn'tstandout.He’ssuperhardtofind.That'sthechallenge。
Claire:
Thisportraitisincrediblyimportanttome。
Phil:
Also,hisnameisjustWaldo。
Sorry。
Claire:
Ispentweekstryingtofindatimethatworksforeverybodyandfindingtherightphotographer.Soifyoucouldjustpromisemethatyou’llcooperate,okay?
Phil:
Ipromise。
Claire:
Okay。
Phil:
Thisisamazingthatyou’redoingthis。
Claire:
Mm,thankyou。
Phil:
You’rewonderful.
Claire:
Thankyou.
Phil:
Getinhere.
Claire:
Okay.
Phil:
Oh,nocando。
Claire:
Oh。
Oh。
Phil:
Iloveyou.
Claire:
Bye。
Jay:
Where’smygoodunderwear?
Gloria:
Thequestionis,whyisn'tallyourunderweargood,Jay?
Youmakeaniceliving!
Jay:
ThenewmaidkeepsmixingupmyunderwearwithManny's。
PutonthefirstthingIgrabbed..。
Itwaslikeacrotchtourniquet。
Yougottotalktoher.
Gloria:
Whyme?
Jay:
Hola.Youbothspeakthesamelanguage。
Gloria:
She'sPortuguese。
Doyouknowhowoffensiveitisthatyouputallofusinthesamemixingpot?
Jay:
I’msorry。
Pleaseapologizetoherwhenyoutellhernottoputmyunderwear。
。
。
Gloria:
Ican'ttalktoher!
Jay:
Hey,guys.
Phil:
Hey!
Jay:
Where'sLuke?
Alex:
I’mgoinginstead.
Phil:
Lukesuddenlyrememberedaschoolprojectduetomorrow。
Jay:
Oh,that'stough。
Butit’sagoodlessonforthekid。
Youknow,youmadeacommitment,yougottofollowthrough.
Phil:
Yeah.
Gloria:
Whatistheproject?
Phil:
Uh,hehastointerviewsomebodywholivedthroughthe1960s。
Jay:
Oh,no。
Hello。
Yeah,Luke.Oh,sure,IrememberwhatIsaid.Yeah,comeonover。
Allright。
Gloria,you’regonnahavetotakeMannytothegame。
Gloria:
Yay.Manny,vamos!
Manny:
I'mstillgettingdressed!
Hey,mom!
Ithinkmydiet’sworking!
Myunderwearwon'tstayup!
Mitchell:
Oh,sodelicious.Yes.Hey,you’reokaywithmenotgoingwithyoutoday,right?
Cameron:
Ihavebeenhiredtosingataweddingthisweekend。
Iwaspluckedfromobscurityafteraparticularlystirringkaraokeperformance.SoIguessyoucouldsayI’maprofessionalsingernow。
Mitchell:
Idon’tknow。
Well,they'repayingyouinflowers,so。
.。
Cameron:
Well,Iwouldhaveblownthemoneyonflowersanyway。
They’resavingmeastep。
Plus,allthegreatdivasarerewardedinflowers。
Mitchell:
They'realsogivenpaychecks。
Mitchell:
It'sjust,I’mreallybadatsmalltalk,so。
。
。
Cameron:
Igetit.It'snotaproblem.
Mitchell:
Areyousure?
Becauseyou'vebeenquietallmorning.
Cameron:
It’sbecauseI'mrestingmyinstrument。
Mitchell:
Okay。
Ifeeltension.
Everyone:
Kobe!
Phil:
Hey,whatcanIdoforyou?
Doyoulikebeingabasketball.。
。
Player?
Kobe:
Youserious?
Phil:
Ichoked。
Ididn’tthinkyou’dlookuphere,atme。
Kobe:
Littlepreparationnexttime。
It'samentalgame。
Phil:
Duallynoted。
Haley:
What'swrong?
Claire:
Thatbrokenstep.It'sgonnaruinourwholefamilyportrait.
Claire:
Okay,here’smyidea。
I’mreallyexcitedaboutit.Thewholeextendedfamily,alldressedinwhite,inasingle—filelinedownthestaircase.
Phil:
Oh,likealineonthehighway。
Claire:
No.
Phil:
Ora-askijump.
Claire:
No。
Why。
..whywouldIwantaskijump?
Phil:
Idon'tknow.Myideawastohavethewholefamilyonagiantbedlikein”WillyWonka。
”
Claire:
Yeah,butthat’sridiculous。
Phil:
Ridicu—licious.
Haley:
Idon’tseeanything。
Claire:
SoI’mcrazy?
Haley:
No!
You're。
..not.
Claire:
Yourfatherwassupposedtofixthatstep。
Haley:
Mom,you’reobsessingoverthetiniestlittlething。
Claire:
Soyoudoseeit。
Haley:
Yeah。
Whatisthebigdealaboutthisonepicture?
Claire:
Honey,youknowwhat?
Idon'texpectyoutounderstand。
Butallright。
Whenyou’reamom,everythinggoesbysoquickly.inaminute,Luke'sgonnabeshaving,AndAlexisgonnabeoffatcollege,And。
。
。
andyou'regonnabe。
.。
you’regonnabedoingsomethinggreat。
Justwanttofreezethismomentasitisrightnow.Youknow?
Haley:
Ido。
IknowIdon’tshowit,butthisfamily'sstillthemostimportantthingthatI。
.。
screwit。
Claire:
I’mgonnafixthebastard。
Imean,seriously,howhardcanitbe?
Ifyourfathercandoit,Icandoit,right?
Allright。
Ijustneedto。
。
。
like,lift.。
。
Haley:
Oh.NowIseeit.
Claire:
Uh—huh。
Mm-hmm.
Phil:
Theseseatsareamazing!
Gloria:
Whyyouhavecandycomingoutofyourpants?
Phil:
No,no,no,no,no,no,no。
Gloria:
Huh?
Phil:
Ibroughtmyownsnacks。
NotbecauseI’mcheap.It’s。
Plus,Igetalittlerushfromthedanger。
Becool!
Becool!
Becool!
Justlookstraightahead.I'veneverfeltmorealive.Whoo!
Claire:
Okay,Ijustmadeitworse。
I’mnotfreakingout,though.I’mgonnacallyourdad,Andhe'sgonnatellmehowtofixthis.
Haley:
"Oh,myGod,it’sdad”
Claire:
Where?
Haley:
Rightthere,behindKobe!
Claire:
Oh!
Haley:
Oh,howweirdisthis?
Claire:
Quick。
Quick.Tellmesomethingtosaythat'llfreakhimout.
Haley:
TellhimI’mpregnant!
Claire:
No,I’mnotgonnasaythat.Okay,herewego.Howfunnyisthis?
Phil:
Hey,it'sPhil。
Youknowwhattodo.
Haley:
Well,thatwasprettyfunny.
Mitchell:
Oh,myGod!
Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod。
Oh,myGod。
Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.Ohh.Ohh.Ohh。
Oh,myGod!
Oh,myGod!
Oh,myGod!
Oh,myGod!
Oh!
Cameron:
Excuseme。
Excuseme.Sorryforthat.Hello?
Mitchell:
Thereisapigeoninourhouse!
WhatdoIdo?
WhatdoIdo?
Cameron:
Whoisthis?
Mitchell:
Neverfunny.Notfunnynow。
Cameron:
Calmdown。
Youknow,Igrewuparoundmanyanimals.Onetime,aroosterattackedme,andmymomwrungitsneck,andwehaditfordinner。
Mitchell:
Greattimeforananecdote.Helpme!
Cameron:
It'smoreafraidofyouthanyouareofit.
Mitchell:
Pigeonsaren'tscaredofanything。
Theystandonelectricalwires.
Cameron:
You'regonnabefine,Mitchell.Youknowwhat?
Justaslongasyoudon't。
..Oh,youknowwhat?
They'restarting.Igottogo.Okay.Bye.
Mitchell:
AslongasIdon’twhat?
!
Cam,aslongasIdon’t。
..Oh!
Manny:
Ooh,thekissCam!
Wouldn'titbeembarrassingifthecamerawasonusandthenthecrowdstarted。
。
.
Alex:
We'rerelated。
Manny:
Notbyblood。
Alex:
Touchme,andtherewillbeblood。
Phil:
Notus。
Gloria:
What'swrongwithyou?
Phil:
It'sthekiss—cam。
.。
Whenitlandsonyou,you'resupposedtokiss。
It’smywife'sdad'ssecondwife,so,legallyokay,butstillweird。
Thatwasawkward。
And..。
we’reback。
Gloria:
Ay,comeon.It’snotabigdeal.
Claire:
ThankGodforcallerI.D.Soyoudon'thavetotalktoyourwife。
Oh,we'regonnatalk,mister.We’regonnatalkandtalk..。
Alex:
Dad!
MomsawyouonTV!
You'redead.
Phil:
Here’sthething。
Thekiss—camisonlysupposedtobefortheenjoymentofthepeopleatthegame!
TheynevershowthatonTV.Whatpeopledointheprivacyoftheirownsportsarenashouldbetheirownbusiness。
Jay:
So,in'66,Iworkedatmygrandfather’soffice-supplybusiness。
Youknow,yourink,yourstaples,yourlegalpads.AmIgoingtoofastforyou?
Luke:
Ifellasleepforsecond.Didyoudoanythinginterestinginthe’60s?
Jay:
Well,onesummer,Isweptuphairatmyothergrandfather'sbarbershop.
Luke:
Ugh,you’rekillingme!
Jay:
Whatdoyouwant?
Luke:
Idon’tknow.BrianBeckwith'sgrandfathermarchedonWashington。
Jay:
ArtieBeckwith?
Hecouldn'twalktwofeetwithoutcomplaining.HemarchedonWashington?
Luke:
HetoldBrianhedid.WithMartinLutherkingJr。
Jay:
MartinLutherking?
Guesswhocuthishair。
Luke:
What?
Jay:
DoyouknowwhocutMartinLutherkingJr。
'shair?
NeitherdoesLuke'steacher。
Luke:
So,thebarbershopwasinWashington?
Jay:
Okay.
Luke:
Didyoucutanyotherfamoushair?
Jay:
Oh,yeah,theKennedys,RichardNixon,Alltheastronauts.HowdoyouthinkbuzzAldringothisnickname?
Luke:
Awesome.
Mitchell:
*welovetoplayinLily’sroom,wedon'tneedanymilk。
*Okay,youknowwhat,Lily?
Iamaman.Iamgoingintothekitchentogetyourmilk。
Whaaaaaaaaa!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Ohh!
Cameron:
*AveMaria。
Gratiaplena.Maria,Gratiaplena。
Maria,Gratiaplena.ave,aveDominus。
Dominustecum。
Benedictatuinmulieribusetbenedictusfructusventrisventristui,Jesus,aveMaria*
Jay:
Thenoneday,WiltChamberlainshowsup.Hesays,"Canyoutakealittleoffthetopformyfriendhere?
”Andit'sElvis。
Luke:
Noway.
Jay:
Greatestsingerthateverlived。
。
.afterSinatra。
I’llfightanymanwhosaysdifferent.
Luke:
MydadsaysthegreatestsingerwhoeverlivedisPeaboBryson。
Jay:
ThenIguessIgottofightyourdad。
Luke:
Yeah.Iguess.
Alex:
Lukesaysgrandpawantstofightyou.
Claire:
Whydoeseverythinghavetosuck?
!
Haley:
Let'sjustdothepictureanotherday.IthinkI’mgettingapimple.
Claire:
No!
Doyouknowhowlongittookmetobookthisphotographer?
Maybebythefireplace。
Haley:
Yeah。
That’saclassic