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当幸福来敲门台词
Timetogetup,man.
-Allright,Dad.
-Comeon.
Shouldbeheresoon.
-IthinkIshouldmakealist.
-Whatdomean?
-Foryourbirthdaygifts?
-Yeah.
Youknowyou'reonlygetting
acoupleofthings,right?
Yeah,Iknow.Justtolookat
andstudysoIcanchoosebetter.
Okay,well,that'ssmart.
Yeah,makealist.
Canyouspelleverything
you'rethinkingof?
-Ithinkso.
-Allright.That'sgood.
-Howyoudoinginhere,man?
-Okay.
Canwegototheparktoday,after?
No,IgottagotoOakland.
Well,maybe,we'llsee.
Givemeakiss.
I'lltalktoyoulater.
Excuseme.
Oh,excuseme......whenissomebody
gonnacleanthisoff?
AndtheY?
TheY.Wetalkedaboutthis.
It'sanIin"happiness."
There'snoYin"happiness."It'sanl.
I'mChrisGardner.
Imetmyfatherforthefirsttime
whenIwas28yearsold.
AndImadeupmymind
asayoungkid......thatwhenIhadchildren.....mychildrenweregonnaknow
whotheirfatherwas.
Thisispartofmylifestory.
Thispartiscalled"RidingtheBus."
What'sthat?
It'satimemachine,isn'tit?
Seemslikeatimemachine.
Thatseemslikeatimemachine.
It'satimemachine.Takemewithyou.
Thismachine......thismachineonmylap--
Thisguy,hehasatimemachine.
Hetravelsinthepast
withthismachineand....
--itisnotatimemachine.
It'saportable
bone-densityscanner.
AmedicaldeviceIsellforaliving.
Thankyoufortheopportunity
todiscussitwithyou.
-Iappreciateit.
-Wejustdon'tneedit,Chris.
It'sunnecessaryandexpensive.
-Well,maybenext--
-Thankyou.
Itgaveaslightlydenserpicture
thananx-rayfortwicethemoney.
-Hey.
-Hey,baby.
-Whathappened?
-No,nothing.
Look,Ican'tgetChristophertoday.
Oh,no,youdon't,Chris.
I'mbackonat7.
Iknow.IhavegottogotoOakland.
SoIgottagetChristopherhome,
feedhim,bathehim......gethiminbed,
andbebackhereby7?
-Yes.
-Andwegotthetax-billnoticetoday.
-Whatareyougonnadoaboutthat?
-Look,thisiswhatwegottado.
Youseethatcar?
Theone
withtheprettyyellowshoeonit?
That'smine.
There'snoparkingnearhospitals.
That'swhathappens
whenyou'realwaysinarush.
Thanksanyway.Verymuch.
-Maybenextquarter.
-It'spossible.
Ineededtosellatleasttwoscanners
amonthforrentanddaycare.
I'dhavetosellonemore...
...topayoffallofthosetickets
undermywindshieldwiper.
Theproblemis...
...Ihaven'tsoldanyforawhile.
Sincewhendoyounotlike
macaroniandcheese?
Sincebirth?
-What'sthat?
-What?
-Whatisthis?
-It'sagiftforChristopher.
-Fromwho?
-Cynthiafromwork.
It'sforadults.Chriscan'tuseit.
Shedidn'tknow.
Whatareyousupposed
todowithit?
Makeeverysidethesamecolor.
Didyoupaythetaxes?
No,I'mgonna
havetofileanextension.
-Youalreadyfiledanextension.
-Yeah,well,Igottafileanotherone.
That's--It's$650.
I'llhaveitinthenextmonth.
Thatmeansinterest,right?
-Andapenalty?
-Yeah,alittlebit.
Look,whydon'tyouletmedothis?
Allright,justrelax.Okay?
-Comehere.Calmdown.
-Ihavetogobacktowork.
Let'sgetreadyforbed.
Hey,putyourplateinthesink.
AfewdaysagoIwaspresented
withareportI'daskedfor......acomprehensiveaudit,ifyouwill,
ofoureconomiccondition.
Youwon'tlikeit.Ididn'tlikeit.
Butwehavetofacethetruth......andthengotowork
toturnthingsaround.
Andmakenomistakeaboutit,
wecanturnthemaround.
Thefederalbudgetisoutofcontrol.
Andwefacerunawaydeficits
ofalmost$80billion......forthisbudgetyear
thatendsSeptember30th.
Thatdeficitislargerthan
theentirefederalbudgetin1957.
Andsoisthealmost$80billion......wewillpayininterest
thisyearonthenationaldebt.
Twentyyearsago,in1960......ourfederalgovernmentpayroll
waslessthan$13billion.
Todayitis75billion.
Duringthese20years,ourpopulation
hasonlyincreasedby23.3percent....
Man,Igottwoquestionsforyou:
Whatdoyoudo?
Andhowdoyoudoit?
-I'mastockbroker.
-Stockbroker.Oh,goodness.
Hadtogotocollege
tobeastockbroker,huh?
Youdon'thaveto.Havetobegood
withnumbersandgoodwithpeople.
-That'sit.
-Hey,youtakecare.
I'llletyouhangontomycar
fortheweekend.
-ButIneeditbackforMonday.
-Feedthemeter.
Istillrememberthatmoment.
Theyalllooked
sodamnhappytome.
Whycouldn'tIlooklikethat?
I'mgonnatrytogethomeby6.
I'mgonnastopbyabrokeragefirm
afterwork.
-Forwhat?
-Iwannaseeaboutajobthere.
Yeah?
Whatjob?
Youknow,whenl--
WhenIwasakid,Icouldgothrough
amathbookinaweek.
SoI'mgonnagoseeabout
whatjobtheygotdownthere.
Whatjob?
Stockbroker.
-Stockbroker?
-Yeah.
Notanastronaut?
Don'ttalktomelikethat,Linda.
I'mgonnagodownandseeaboutthis,
andI'mgonnadoitduringtheday.
Youshouldprobably
doyoursalescalls.
Idon'tneedyoutotellme
aboutmysalescalls,Linda.
Igotthreeofthem
beforethedamnofficeisevenopen.
Doyouremember
thatrentisduenextweek?
Probablynot.
We'realreadytwomonthsbehind.
Nextweekwe'llowethreemonths.
I'vebeenpullingdoubleshifts
forfourmonthsnow,Chris.
Justsellwhat'sinyourcontract.
Getusoutofthatbusiness.
Linda,thatiswhatIamtryingtodo.
ThisiswhatI'mtryingtodo
formyfamily......foryouandforChristopher.
What'sthematterwithyou?
Linda.
Linda.
Thispartofmylife
iscalled"BeingStupid."
CanIaskyouafavor,miss?
DoyoumindifIleavethishere
withyoujustforfiveminutes?
Ihaveameetinginthere
andIdon'twannacarrythat......Iookingsmalltime.
HereisadollarandI'llgiveyou
moremoneywhenIcomebackout.
Okay?
It'snotvaluable.
Youcan'tsellitanywhere.
Ican'tevensellit,andit'smyjob.
Allright?
-Chris?
TimBrophy,Resources.
-Yes.Howareyou?
-Comewithme.
-Yes,sir.
LetmeseeifIcanfindyou
anapplicationforourinternship.
I'mafraidthat'sallwecandoforyou.
See,thisisasatelliteoffice.
JayTwistleinthemainoffice,
heoverseesWitterResources.
Imean,I'm--Youknow,
I'mjustthisoffice.
Asyoucansee,wegotahelloflot
ofapplicationshere,so....
NormallyIhavear?
sum?
sheet,
butIcan'tseemtofinditanywhere.
-We....
-Thankyouverymuch.
Ineedtogo.
I'llbringthisback.
-Thankyou.
-Okay.
Trustingahippiegirlwithmyscanner.
WhydidIdothat?
Excuseme.Excuseme.
LikeIsaid,thispartofmylife
iscalled"BeingStupid."
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Don'tmove!
Don'tmove!
Stay--!
Stop!
Stop!
Don'tmove!
Stopthis--!
Stopthetrain!
Stop!
Stop!
Theprogramtookjust20people
everysixmonths.
Onegotthejob.
Therewerethreeblanklinesafter
"highschool"tolistmoreeducation.
Ididn'tneedthatmanylines.
Tryandsleep.It'slate.
It'sapuzzlemeasuringjust3inches
by3inchesoneachside......madeupofmultiplecolors
thatyoutwistandturn......andtrytoget
toasolidcoloroneachside.
Thislittlecube
isthegiftsensationof1981.
Don'texpecttosolveiteasily.
Althoughwedidencounter
onemathprofessoratUSF......whotookjust30minutesonhis.
ThisisasfarasI'vegotten
onmine.
Asyoucansee,
Istillhavealongwaytogo.
ThisisJimFinnertyreporting
forKJSFinRichmond.
Hey,wakeup.
Eat.
-Bye,Mom.
-Bye,baby.
-Comebackwithoutthat,please.
-Oh,yeah,I'mgoingto.
Sogoahead,saygoodbyetoit,
becauseI'mcomingbackwithoutit.
Goodbyeandgoodriddance.
Youain'thadtoadd
the"goodriddance"part.
Bye,Mom.
Bye.
It'swrittenasP-P-Y,butit's
supposedtobeanIin"happiness."
-lsitanadjective?
-No,actuallyit'sanoun.
Butit'snotspelledright.
-ls"fuck"spelledright?
-Yeah,that'sspelledright.
Butthat'snotpartofthemotto,
soyou'renotsupposedtolearnthat.
That'sanadultwordtoshowanger
andotherthings.
-Butjustdon'tusethatone,okay?
-Okay.
What'sthatsay
onthebackofyourbag?
Mynickname.
Wepicknicknames.
-Oh,yeah?
What'sitsay?
-"HotRod."
-Didyouhaveanickname?
-Yep.
-What?
-"Ten-GallonHead."
-What'sthat?
-IgrewupinLouisiana,nearTexas.
Everybodywearscowboyhats.
Andaten-gallon'sabighat.
Iwassmartbackthen,
sotheycalledmeTen-GallonHead.
-Hosswearsthathat.
-Hoss?
HossCartwrightonBonanza.
-HowdoyouknowBonanza?
-WewatchitatMrs.Chu's.
-YouwatchBonanzaatdaycare?
-Yeah.
When?
Whendoyouwatchit?
-Aftersnack?
Afteryournap?
-AfterLoveBoat.
Imademylistformybirthday.
-Yeah,what'dyouputonthere?
-Abasketballoranantfarm.
-Hesayshe'sbeenwatchingTV.
-Oh,littleTVforhistory.
-LoveBoat?
-Forhistory.Navy.
That'snottheNavy.
Imean,hecould
watchtelevisionathome.
We'repayingyou$150amonth.
Ifhe'sgonnabesittingaround......watchingTVallday,
we'retakinghimoutofhere.
Gopaymoreatotherdaycare
ifyoudon'tlikeNavyTV.
Youlatepayanyway.
Youcomplain.Icomplain.
Canyouatleastputthedogupstairs
inyourroomorsomething?
Bye.
Iwaswaitingfor
WitterResourceheadJayTwistle......whosenamesoundedsodelightful,
likehe'dgivemeajobandahug.
IjusthadtoshowhimIwasgood
withnumbersandgoodwithpeople.
-Morning,Mr.Twistle.
-Goodmorning.
-Mr.Twistle,ChrisGardner.
-Hi.
Iwantedtodropthisoffpersonally
andmakeyouracquaintance.
IthoughtI'dcatchyouonthewayin.
I'dlovetheopportunitytodiscuss......whatmayseemlikeweaknesses
onmyapplication.
We'llstartwiththis,andwe'llcallyou
ifwewannasitdown.
-Yes,sir.Youhaveagreatday.
-Youtoo.
Hey,yeah,howyoudoing?
ThisisChrisGardnercalling
forDr.Del