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当幸福来敲门台词

Timetogetup,man.

-Allright,Dad.

-Comeon.

Shouldbeheresoon.

-IthinkIshouldmakealist.

-Whatdomean?

-Foryourbirthdaygifts?

-Yeah.

Youknowyou'reonlygetting

acoupleofthings,right?

Yeah,Iknow.Justtolookat

andstudysoIcanchoosebetter.

Okay,well,that'ssmart.

Yeah,makealist.

Canyouspelleverything

you'rethinkingof?

-Ithinkso.

-Allright.That'sgood.

-Howyoudoinginhere,man?

-Okay.

Canwegototheparktoday,after?

No,IgottagotoOakland.

Well,maybe,we'llsee.

Givemeakiss.

I'lltalktoyoulater.

Excuseme.

Oh,excuseme......whenissomebody

gonnacleanthisoff?

AndtheY?

TheY.Wetalkedaboutthis.

It'sanIin"happiness."

There'snoYin"happiness."It'sanl.

I'mChrisGardner.

Imetmyfatherforthefirsttime

whenIwas28yearsold.

AndImadeupmymind

asayoungkid......thatwhenIhadchildren.....mychildrenweregonnaknow

whotheirfatherwas.

Thisispartofmylifestory.

Thispartiscalled"RidingtheBus."

What'sthat?

It'satimemachine,isn'tit?

Seemslikeatimemachine.

Thatseemslikeatimemachine.

It'satimemachine.Takemewithyou.

Thismachine......thismachineonmylap--

Thisguy,hehasatimemachine.

Hetravelsinthepast

withthismachineand....

--itisnotatimemachine.

It'saportable

bone-densityscanner.

AmedicaldeviceIsellforaliving.

Thankyoufortheopportunity

todiscussitwithyou.

-Iappreciateit.

-Wejustdon'tneedit,Chris.

It'sunnecessaryandexpensive.

-Well,maybenext--

-Thankyou.

Itgaveaslightlydenserpicture

thananx-rayfortwicethemoney.

-Hey.

-Hey,baby.

-Whathappened?

-No,nothing.

Look,Ican'tgetChristophertoday.

Oh,no,youdon't,Chris.

I'mbackonat7.

Iknow.IhavegottogotoOakland.

SoIgottagetChristopherhome,

feedhim,bathehim......gethiminbed,

andbebackhereby7?

-Yes.

-Andwegotthetax-billnoticetoday.

-Whatareyougonnadoaboutthat?

-Look,thisiswhatwegottado.

Youseethatcar?

Theone

withtheprettyyellowshoeonit?

That'smine.

There'snoparkingnearhospitals.

That'swhathappens

whenyou'realwaysinarush.

Thanksanyway.Verymuch.

-Maybenextquarter.

-It'spossible.

Ineededtosellatleasttwoscanners

amonthforrentanddaycare.

I'dhavetosellonemore...

...topayoffallofthosetickets

undermywindshieldwiper.

Theproblemis...

...Ihaven'tsoldanyforawhile.

Sincewhendoyounotlike

macaroniandcheese?

Sincebirth?

-What'sthat?

-What?

-Whatisthis?

-It'sagiftforChristopher.

-Fromwho?

-Cynthiafromwork.

It'sforadults.Chriscan'tuseit.

Shedidn'tknow.

Whatareyousupposed

todowithit?

Makeeverysidethesamecolor.

Didyoupaythetaxes?

No,I'mgonna

havetofileanextension.

-Youalreadyfiledanextension.

-Yeah,well,Igottafileanotherone.

That's--It's$650.

I'llhaveitinthenextmonth.

Thatmeansinterest,right?

-Andapenalty?

-Yeah,alittlebit.

Look,whydon'tyouletmedothis?

Allright,justrelax.Okay?

-Comehere.Calmdown.

-Ihavetogobacktowork.

Let'sgetreadyforbed.

Hey,putyourplateinthesink.

AfewdaysagoIwaspresented

withareportI'daskedfor......acomprehensiveaudit,ifyouwill,

ofoureconomiccondition.

Youwon'tlikeit.Ididn'tlikeit.

Butwehavetofacethetruth......andthengotowork

toturnthingsaround.

Andmakenomistakeaboutit,

wecanturnthemaround.

Thefederalbudgetisoutofcontrol.

Andwefacerunawaydeficits

ofalmost$80billion......forthisbudgetyear

thatendsSeptember30th.

Thatdeficitislargerthan

theentirefederalbudgetin1957.

Andsoisthealmost$80billion......wewillpayininterest

thisyearonthenationaldebt.

Twentyyearsago,in1960......ourfederalgovernmentpayroll

waslessthan$13billion.

Todayitis75billion.

Duringthese20years,ourpopulation

hasonlyincreasedby23.3percent....

Man,Igottwoquestionsforyou:

Whatdoyoudo?

Andhowdoyoudoit?

-I'mastockbroker.

-Stockbroker.Oh,goodness.

Hadtogotocollege

tobeastockbroker,huh?

Youdon'thaveto.Havetobegood

withnumbersandgoodwithpeople.

-That'sit.

-Hey,youtakecare.

I'llletyouhangontomycar

fortheweekend.

-ButIneeditbackforMonday.

-Feedthemeter.

Istillrememberthatmoment.

Theyalllooked

sodamnhappytome.

Whycouldn'tIlooklikethat?

I'mgonnatrytogethomeby6.

I'mgonnastopbyabrokeragefirm

afterwork.

-Forwhat?

-Iwannaseeaboutajobthere.

Yeah?

Whatjob?

Youknow,whenl--

WhenIwasakid,Icouldgothrough

amathbookinaweek.

SoI'mgonnagoseeabout

whatjobtheygotdownthere.

Whatjob?

Stockbroker.

-Stockbroker?

-Yeah.

Notanastronaut?

Don'ttalktomelikethat,Linda.

I'mgonnagodownandseeaboutthis,

andI'mgonnadoitduringtheday.

Youshouldprobably

doyoursalescalls.

Idon'tneedyoutotellme

aboutmysalescalls,Linda.

Igotthreeofthem

beforethedamnofficeisevenopen.

Doyouremember

thatrentisduenextweek?

Probablynot.

We'realreadytwomonthsbehind.

Nextweekwe'llowethreemonths.

I'vebeenpullingdoubleshifts

forfourmonthsnow,Chris.

Justsellwhat'sinyourcontract.

Getusoutofthatbusiness.

Linda,thatiswhatIamtryingtodo.

ThisiswhatI'mtryingtodo

formyfamily......foryouandforChristopher.

What'sthematterwithyou?

Linda.

Linda.

Thispartofmylife

iscalled"BeingStupid."

CanIaskyouafavor,miss?

DoyoumindifIleavethishere

withyoujustforfiveminutes?

Ihaveameetinginthere

andIdon'twannacarrythat......Iookingsmalltime.

HereisadollarandI'llgiveyou

moremoneywhenIcomebackout.

Okay?

It'snotvaluable.

Youcan'tsellitanywhere.

Ican'tevensellit,andit'smyjob.

Allright?

-Chris?

TimBrophy,Resources.

-Yes.Howareyou?

-Comewithme.

-Yes,sir.

LetmeseeifIcanfindyou

anapplicationforourinternship.

I'mafraidthat'sallwecandoforyou.

See,thisisasatelliteoffice.

JayTwistleinthemainoffice,

heoverseesWitterResources.

Imean,I'm--Youknow,

I'mjustthisoffice.

Asyoucansee,wegotahelloflot

ofapplicationshere,so....

NormallyIhavear?

sum?

sheet,

butIcan'tseemtofinditanywhere.

-We....

-Thankyouverymuch.

Ineedtogo.

I'llbringthisback.

-Thankyou.

-Okay.

Trustingahippiegirlwithmyscanner.

WhydidIdothat?

Excuseme.Excuseme.

LikeIsaid,thispartofmylife

iscalled"BeingStupid."

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Don'tmove!

Don'tmove!

Stay--!

Stop!

Stop!

Don'tmove!

Stopthis--!

Stopthetrain!

Stop!

Stop!

Theprogramtookjust20people

everysixmonths.

Onegotthejob.

Therewerethreeblanklinesafter

"highschool"tolistmoreeducation.

Ididn'tneedthatmanylines.

Tryandsleep.It'slate.

It'sapuzzlemeasuringjust3inches

by3inchesoneachside......madeupofmultiplecolors

thatyoutwistandturn......andtrytoget

toasolidcoloroneachside.

Thislittlecube

isthegiftsensationof1981.

Don'texpecttosolveiteasily.

Althoughwedidencounter

onemathprofessoratUSF......whotookjust30minutesonhis.

ThisisasfarasI'vegotten

onmine.

Asyoucansee,

Istillhavealongwaytogo.

ThisisJimFinnertyreporting

forKJSFinRichmond.

Hey,wakeup.

Eat.

-Bye,Mom.

-Bye,baby.

-Comebackwithoutthat,please.

-Oh,yeah,I'mgoingto.

Sogoahead,saygoodbyetoit,

becauseI'mcomingbackwithoutit.

Goodbyeandgoodriddance.

Youain'thadtoadd

the"goodriddance"part.

Bye,Mom.

Bye.

It'swrittenasP-P-Y,butit's

supposedtobeanIin"happiness."

-lsitanadjective?

-No,actuallyit'sanoun.

Butit'snotspelledright.

-ls"fuck"spelledright?

-Yeah,that'sspelledright.

Butthat'snotpartofthemotto,

soyou'renotsupposedtolearnthat.

That'sanadultwordtoshowanger

andotherthings.

-Butjustdon'tusethatone,okay?

-Okay.

What'sthatsay

onthebackofyourbag?

Mynickname.

Wepicknicknames.

-Oh,yeah?

What'sitsay?

-"HotRod."

-Didyouhaveanickname?

-Yep.

-What?

-"Ten-GallonHead."

-What'sthat?

-IgrewupinLouisiana,nearTexas.

Everybodywearscowboyhats.

Andaten-gallon'sabighat.

Iwassmartbackthen,

sotheycalledmeTen-GallonHead.

-Hosswearsthathat.

-Hoss?

HossCartwrightonBonanza.

-HowdoyouknowBonanza?

-WewatchitatMrs.Chu's.

-YouwatchBonanzaatdaycare?

-Yeah.

When?

Whendoyouwatchit?

-Aftersnack?

Afteryournap?

-AfterLoveBoat.

Imademylistformybirthday.

-Yeah,what'dyouputonthere?

-Abasketballoranantfarm.

-Hesayshe'sbeenwatchingTV.

-Oh,littleTVforhistory.

-LoveBoat?

-Forhistory.Navy.

That'snottheNavy.

Imean,hecould

watchtelevisionathome.

We'repayingyou$150amonth.

Ifhe'sgonnabesittingaround......watchingTVallday,

we'retakinghimoutofhere.

Gopaymoreatotherdaycare

ifyoudon'tlikeNavyTV.

Youlatepayanyway.

Youcomplain.Icomplain.

Canyouatleastputthedogupstairs

inyourroomorsomething?

Bye.

Iwaswaitingfor

WitterResourceheadJayTwistle......whosenamesoundedsodelightful,

likehe'dgivemeajobandahug.

IjusthadtoshowhimIwasgood

withnumbersandgoodwithpeople.

-Morning,Mr.Twistle.

-Goodmorning.

-Mr.Twistle,ChrisGardner.

-Hi.

Iwantedtodropthisoffpersonally

andmakeyouracquaintance.

IthoughtI'dcatchyouonthewayin.

I'dlovetheopportunitytodiscuss......whatmayseemlikeweaknesses

onmyapplication.

We'llstartwiththis,andwe'llcallyou

ifwewannasitdown.

-Yes,sir.Youhaveagreatday.

-Youtoo.

Hey,yeah,howyoudoing?

ThisisChrisGardnercalling

forDr.Del