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六人行中英对照720TheOneWithRachelsBigKiss
720TheOneWithRachel’sBigKiss
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Joey,Monica,andRachelaresittingonthecouchandRossissittingonthechair,andthey’realltalking.]
Rachel:
Hey!
Outofallofus,whodoyouthinkisgonnagetmarriednext?
Joey:
ProbablyMonicaandChandler.
(AwomanwalksuptoGuntherinthebackground.)
Woman:
(toGunther)Hi.CouldIhaveapackofNewportLights,please?
Gunther:
Ohumm,uhwedon’tsellcigarettes,buttheyhavethematthenewsstandacrossthestreet.(Points.)
Woman:
That’dbegreat,thanks.(Gunthergoesandgetsthem.)
Rachel:
(tothegang)OhmyGod,MelissaWarburton.Idon’tthinkIhavetheenergyforthis.
Melissa:
(GaspswhenshenoticesRachel)OhmyGod!
Ray-rayGreen?
!
(Screams)
Rachel:
(screaming)Melissa!
Melissa:
YouhavebeenM.I.Aforthepastsevensororitynewsletters,what’supwithyou?
!
Rachel:
Wh—(Turnsandlooksatthegangwho’sstaring)—Whydon’tItellyouoverhere?
(ShewalksMelissaawayfromthegang.)
Melissa:
SolastIheardyouweregonnagetmarried.(GrabsRachel’shandandnoticesthatshedoesn’thavearingonit.)(Sadly)OhpoorRay-ray.
Rachel:
Ohno-no,no!
It’sgood!
It’sallgood!
I-IactuallyworkatRalphLauren!
Melissa:
Shutup!
Rachel:
Iwillnot!
I’mthedivisionalheadofmen’ssportswear!
Melissa:
Ohshutupmore!
Now,areyoufriendswithRalph?
Rachel:
Ohplease…
Melissa:
(excitedly)Areyou?
!
Rachel:
No.
Melissa:
Listen,we-wehavetohavedinner.What-whatareyoudoingtomorrownight?
Rachel:
Ohtomorrow,ohIdon’tknow.Um…
Melissa:
Youdonow.You’rehavingdinnerwithme.
Rachel:
Shutup.
Melissa:
I-I’vegottogo.ThishasbeensogreatRay-ray!
(Guntherreturnswithhercigarettes.)Oh,thereyouare.(TakesthemfromGunther.)(ToRachel)Umm,solisten,justcallme.Here’smycard.(Handsthecardover.)
Rachel:
Oh,wowthanks!
(Readingthecard)Ohyou’reinrealestate!
Melissa:
Ohno,that’s-that’sanoldcard.Umm,Iwantedtogetoutofthatand-anddosomethingwhereIcanreallyhelppeopleand-andmakeadifference.
Rachel:
Wow!
Whatdoyoudonow?
Melissa:
(quietly)I’mapartyplanner.I’llseeyoutomorrow.(Exits.)
Rachel:
Okay!
(Joinstherestofthegang.)
Joey:
Heyguys!
Lookwho’sback!
It’sRay-ray!
Rachel:
ShutupthatwasmyfriendMelissafromcollege.
Ross:
Sheseemsreally,reallyfun!
Rachel:
She’sactuallyverysweetandweusedtobeveryclose.
Monica:
Waitaminute,sheisn’t…She’snottheonewhoyou…
Joey:
(excitedly)Whoyouwhat?
Whoyouwhat?
!
Rachel:
(ToMonica)Yes.
Monica:
Wow!
Joey:
(excitedly)Wow?
Wowwhat?
!
Wowwhat?
!
Whoyou—what?
!
!
Rachel:
It’snotabigdeal!
Monica:
(ToJoey)Theywerelovers.
Ross:
What?
!
Joey:
What?
!
Rachel:
Noweweren’t!
Itwasnothing!
Itwasonenight,senioryearwewenttoaparty,hadalotofsangriaandy’know,endedup…kissingforabit.
Ross:
Sothat’stwoofmywives.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisworkingontheseatingchartwhileChandlerlooksonandRachelreads.]
Monica:
(tellingChandlertheseatingarrangement)Okaysothisiswherethebandis.(Points.)Andthisiswherethebaris.(Points)Andallthesepinshavepeople’snamesonthem.(Shehaspinstoshowtheseatingateachofthetables.)AndRach,hereyouare.(PointstoRachel’splace.)
Rachel:
Ohwow.Whydon’twejusttakeme(Grabsherpin)andputmewithaManhattaninmyhand,talkingtothecutebartender.(Putsherpinatthebarandlaughs.Monicajustglaresather.)Thesepinsaren’tforplayingarethey?
Monica:
(ToChandler)Okay,theredonesaremyguestsandtheblueonesareyours.
Chandler:
Thisissosad.Imean,Ionlyhaveliketenpins.
Monica:
Chandler,relaxit’snotacontest.(ToRachel)Certainlynotacloseone.
Joey:
(entering)Hello!
Rachel:
Hey!
Joey:
HeyRach.(Staresather.)
Rachel:
Stoppicturingit!
!
Monica:
Okay,Ithinkthat’sit.Theseatingchartisdone.Thisisourwedding.Theyalllooklikethey’rehavingfundon’tthey?
Joey:
Hey,sowherearemyparentsgonnabe?
Monica:
Oh!
(Getsup)Let’ssee,well…ifthisistheweddinghallthenumm(Walksaway)you’reparentswillbeathomeinQueens.
Joey:
Whatthey’renotinvited?
!
Ohno,that’sterrible!
They’regonnabecrushed!
Monica:
Whywouldtheythinkthey’reinvited?
Joey:
(lookingaround)Yougotme.Idon’t…
Monica:
Joey!
Joey:
Well,I’msorry.Ithoughtparentswerecoming!
Y’know?
Yourparentsarecomin’!
Chandler’sparentsarecomin’!
Ross’sparentsarecomin’!
Monica:
Ross’sparentsaremyparents!
Joey:
Well-well—see?
Parentsarecomin’!
Chandler:
Y’knowIthinkweshouldinvitethem.
Monica:
Ohplease,youjustwantmorebluepins.
Chandler:
Wellthisisjustsad!
Monica:
Allright,allright.MaybeIcanfittheminifIjustdosomerearranging.Butuh,Rachelmayactuallyhavetositatthebar!
Rachel:
Thatisnotaproblem.
Joey:
(leaningdowntoher)Maybeyou’llorderalittlesangria?
Rachel:
Oh,getoutofhere!
(Jumpsbackandwalksaway.)
[Scene:
RalphLauren,RachelisshowingChandlertheselectionoftuxedos.]
Rachel:
(motioningtoarack)Sonow,theseareallthetuxedosthatwemakeandifthere’sanythingthatyoulike,wecanmakeyouadeal.Anythingatall.(Grabsafew)ButthesearethethreethatMonicapre-approved.
Chandler:
Well,thanksalotforhookin’meupRach.IwantyoutoknowthatIwantyoutoattendourweddingasmyguest.
Rachel:
I’mMonica’smaidofhonor.Okay?
Don’ttrytobluepinme!
Chandler:
(seesanotherrack)Well,what’sthedealwiththese?
These-theselooknice.
Rachel:
Ohtheyarenice.We-wecustom-maketuxedosforcelebritiesandthenwhenthey’redonewiththemtheyjustsend‘emback.
Chandler:
Youmeanlikeforawardshows?
Rachel:
Someofthem.
Chandler:
Youmeanthesetuxeshavebeendowntheredcarpetwithpeopleyelling,"Youareyouwearing?
!
Youlookfabulous!
"
Rachel:
Honey,mightIsuggestwatchingalittlemoreESPNandalittlelessE!
?
Chandler:
Okay,whoworethose?
(Pointstothetuxedos.)
Rachel:
Umm,welllet’sseeuh,thisoneisTomBrokaw.
Chandler:
Notbad.
Rachel:
(readingatag)ThisoneisuhPaulO’Neil.
Chandler:
Who’sthat?
Rachel:
HeplaysfortheYankees.Seriously,ESPN!
Justonceandawhile,haveitoninthebackground.(ChandlernodsandRachelgrabsanothertux)Ooh,thisonewasPierceBrosnan!
Chandler:
PierceBrosnan?
Rachel:
Uh-huh.
Chandler:
Areyouserious?
Rachel:
Yeah.
Chandler:
007?
!
ThisisJamesBond’stux?
!
Rachel:
Yeah.
Chandler:
Oh,IhavetogetmarriedinJamesBond’stux!
Rachel:
It’saprettycooltux.
Chandler:
Oh,it’snotjustthat,IwouldbeEngland’smostpowerfulweapon.Jetsettingheartbreakeronhermajesty’ssecretservice.Amanwhofearsnoone;withalicensetokill.(Worried.)WouldMonicaletmewearthis?
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel's,JoeyandPhoebearemovingchesspiecesaroundontheboardandhittingthetimeratrandom.]
Joey:
Weshouldreallylearnhowtoplaytherealway.(Movesanotherpiece.)
Phoebe:
Ilikeourway.Oh!
(GrabsapieceandjumpsabunchofJoey’slikeinCheckers.)Chess!
Joey:
Nicemove.
Phoebe:
Yeah.
Rachel:
(entering)Hey!
Joey:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Rachel:
SoJoeyIjusthookedRossandChandlerupwithsometuxedosforthewedding,doyouneedone?
Joey:
No,I’mperformingtheceremony.I’mnotwearingatux.
Rachel:
Well,whatareyougoingtowear?
Joey:
Multi-coloredrobes!
Ooh,andmaybeahat.
Rachel:
Huh.DoesMonicaknowaboutthis?
Joey:
Idon’tthinkso.
Rachel:
CanIpleasebetherewhenyoutellher?
(Joeynodsyes.)
Phoebe:
Heyoh,Rachwait!
Doyouwanttogotoamovietonight?
Rachel:
Oh,y’knowwhat?
Ican’t.IhavetohavedinnerwiththatMelissagirl.
Joey:
(excitedly)CanIcome?
!
Iwon’teventalk!
You’lljusthearthenoisefrommyvideocamera.
Phoebe:
Whatisthis?
What’sgoingon?
Joey:
Ohgood!
CanItellher?
!
CanItellher?
!
Rachel:
Well,doyouwanttohearwhatactuallyhappenedorJoey’slewdversion?
Phoebe:
Joey’s!
Joey:
Okay…
Rachel:
Hey,comeon!
IhadthisfriendfromcollegeandImadethestupidmistakeoftellingJoeythatonetime…sheandIy’know…kissedalittlebit.
Phoebe:
(laughs)Yeah,I’msurethathappened.
Rachel:
It-itdid!
Phoebe:
Sure!
Joey:
Hey.(Laughsthenseriously)Ithappened!
Rachel:
Yeah,itwassenioryearincollege.ItwasaftertheSigmaChiluauandMelissaandIgotverydrunk!
Andweendedupkissing!
Forseveralminutes!
Phoebe:
(ToJoey)Whichmeansshehadacouplespritzersandaquickpeckonthecheek.
Joey:
Whyareyoutakingthisawayfromme?
Rachel:
Yeah,whyisitsohardforyoutobelieve?
!
Phoebe:
Okay!
Ijust—Ididn’tknowthatyouarealesbian.(Joeysmilesandnodslewdly.)
Rachel:
I’mnotsayingthatI’malesbian!
I’mjustsayingthatthishappened!
Phoebe:
Okay,itjustseemsprettywildandyou’reso—y’knowso…vanilla.
Rachel:
(shocked)Vanilla?
!
Phoebe:
Yeah.
Rachel:
I’mnotvanilla!
I’vedonelotsofcrazythings!
ImeanIgot-IgotdrunkandmarriedinVegas!
Phoebe:
ToRoss.
Rachel:
Allright,y’knowwhat?
Ifyoudon’twanttobelievemeaboutthis,whydon’tyoujustcomewithmetodinnertonightandshewilltellyou.
Phoebe:
Okay!
Allright!
Yeah!
‘CauseIjustcan’tpictureit.
Joey:
Oh-ho,youshouldgetinsidemyhead.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,ChandlerisonthecouchreadingasRossenterscarryingagarmentbag.]
Ross:
Hey!
GuesswhatIgotforyourwedding!
(Holdinguphisgarmentbag.)
Chandler:
Afreakishthindatewithahangerforherhead?
Ross:
No.Rachelhookedmeupwithatux!
Butnotjustanytux,Batman’stux!
Chandler:
What?
Ross:
That’sright!
MadeexpresslyforValKilmerandwornbyhiminthehitfilm…thatBatmanfilmhewasin.
Chandler:
Youcan’twearthat!
I’mwearingthef