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生活大爆炸第一季03
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魔兽中...
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非常好再前进几步...
allright,justafewmorefeet.And...
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准备好先生们Elzebob大门到了
hereweare,gentlemen,thegatesofelzebob.
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上帝啊
Goodlord.
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别慌坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻
Don'tpanic.Thisiswhatthelast97hourshavebeenabout.
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待着别动一群装备武器的地精
Stayfrosty.There'sahordeofarmedgoblins
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正在门的另一边守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃
ontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheswordofasaroth.
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战士们拔出你们的武器法师们举起你们的魔杖
Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.
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准备好了
Lockandload.
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拉杰推开大门
Raj,blowthegates.
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推开大门
Blowingthegates.
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ControlShift...
Controlshift...
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B!
B!
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天啊那么多地精!
oh,mygod,somanygoblins!
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别傻站在那里向前开路!
向前开路!
Don'tjuststandthere,slashandmove,slashandmove!
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保持阵形!
Stayinformation!
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谢尔顿有个敌人在你背后
Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.
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没事我脑后长眼着呢我会干掉他的
That'sallright,mytail'sprehensile--I'llswathimoff.
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我打中他了谢尔顿
Igothim,leonard.
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今晚我要用那地精的血来祭酒
TonightIspicemymeadwithgoblinblood.
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拉杰不要这是个陷阱!
他们在夹击我们!
Raj,no,it'satrap!
They'reflankingus!
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我被打中了!
He'sgotme!
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谢尔顿他打中拉杰了快用你的催眠咒!
Sheldon,he'sgotraj.Useyoursleepspell!
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SheldonSheldon?
Sheldon...sheldon?
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我拿到了艾辛诺斯之刃!
I'vegottheswordofasaroth!
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别管剑了谢尔顿快救拉杰!
Forgetthesword,sheldon,helpraj!
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我不再是谢尔顿了
Thereisnomoresheldon.
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我是剑圣!
Iamtheswordmaster!
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谢尔顿当心!
Leonard,lookout!
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该死我们快不行了!
Damnit,man,we'redyinghere!
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再见了土人们!
Good-bye,peasants!
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那混蛋走了!
thebastardteleported!
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他在Ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃
He'ssellingtheswordofasarothonebay.
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你为了钱背叛我们?
你怎么这样?
Youbetrayedusformoney?
Whoareyou?
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我是暗夜精灵盗贼你们没有读过角色介绍吗?
I'maroguenightelf.Don'tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions?
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等等!
有人点击了"立即购买"
Wait,wait,wait!
Somebodyjustclicked"buyitnow.
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我是剑圣!
"Iamtheswordmaster!
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*宇宙是个大火炉*
Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate
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*140亿年前大爆炸哦稍等*
thennearly14billionyearsgoexpansionstarted...wait!
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*地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*
Theearthbegantocooltheautotrophsbegantodrool,
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*尼安得特尔人发明工具*
neanderthalsdevelopedtools
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*我们建造墙瓦*
webuiltthewall
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*我们创造金字塔数学科学历史*
webuiltthepyramids
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*揭露奥秘*
math,science,history,unravelingthemystery
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*就从宇宙大爆炸开始!
*
thatallstartedwithabigbangbang!
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TheBigBangTheorySeason01Episode03
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天才也性感第一季第3集
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哦我身上都是汗谁想再进入<第二人生>游个泳?
Ooh,I'mallsweaty.Anybodywanttologontosecondlifeandgoswimming?
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我刚建了个虚拟游泳池
Ijustbuiltavirtualpool.
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不我现在不想看见你或是你的兽身
No.Ican'tlookatyouoryouravatarrightnow.
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好像是隔壁的声音
soundslikeyourneighbor'shome.
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失陪
Excuseme.
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别忘了带上你"无意"拿到的信件
Don'tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyonpurpose
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这样你就有借口跟她说话了
soyou'dhaveanexcusetotalktoher.
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噢对对
Oh,right,right,right,right.
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偷窃信箱邮件很老套的方法我喜欢
Stealingsnailmail,veryoldschool.Ilikeit.
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佩妮邮差又...哦抱歉
Penny,themailman,diditagain...he...oh,sorry.
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嗨谢尔顿这是道格
Um,oh,hi,leonard.Thisisdoug.
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道格这是我邻居谢尔顿
Doug,thisismyneighborleonard.
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有事吗老兄?
What'sup,bro?
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没什么...
Notmuch...
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老兄
bro.
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一切还好吧?
Iseverythingokay?
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是啊我只是...我又错拿了你的信给你
Yeah,no,Ijust...Igotyourmailagain.Here.
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谢谢我得和邮差说说了
Thankyou.I'vegottotalktothatmailman.
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不这主意不怎么好
Oh,no,that'sprobablynotsuchagoodidea.
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人民公仆总是非常容易...动粗
Youknow,civilservantshaveadocumentedpropensityto,youknow,snap,so...
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好吧还是谢谢你
okay.Well,thankyouagain.
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没问题再见
Noproblem.Bye.
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哦再见...老兄
Oh,andbye...bro.
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呆呆地在想什么呢?
（此谚语中正好有佩妮一词）
Pennyforyourthoughts.
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怎么回事?
What'sthematter?
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我很好佩妮也很好
I'mfine.Penny'sfine.
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和她接吻的家伙也很好
Theguyshe'skissingisreallyfine.
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接吻哪一种?
脸颊?
嘴唇?
情人?
朋友?
Kissing?
Whatkindofkissing?
Cheeks,lips,chase,French?
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你什么毛病啊?
Whatiswrongwithyou?
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我是个浪漫主义者
I'maromantic.
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别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋
Pleasedon'ttellmethatyourhopelessinfatuation
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发展成了无意义的嫉妒
isdevolvingintopointlessjealousy.
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我不是嫉妒只是有点担心她
I'mnotjealous.I'mjustalittleconcernedforher.
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我不怎么喜欢那家伙的长相
Ididn'tlikethelookoftheguythatshewaswith.
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因为他长得比你帅气?
Becausehelooksbetterthanyou?
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是啊
Yeah.
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可以说是梦幻般的外形
Hewaskindofdreamy.
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只是你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里
Well,atleastnowyoucanretrievetheblackboxfromthetwisted,
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找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑匣子
olsmderingwreckagethatwasonceyourfantasyofdatingher
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好好分析下数据你就不会再坠入"呆子谷"
andanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'tcrashintogeekmountainagain.
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我反对爱情不是短跑而是马拉松
Idisagree.Loveisnotasprint.It'samarathon.
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永不放弃地追逐直到她最终投入你的怀抱
arelentlesspursuitthatonlyendswhenshefallsintoyourarms...
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或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你
orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.
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不我和佩妮结束了
No,I'mdonewithpenny.
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我要更现实些去追求合我拍的人
I'mgoingtobemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.
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比如谁?
Likewho?
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不知道...奥利维亚·盖格
Idon'tknow...oliviageiger.
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自助餐厅里那个有点跛还有弱视的营养学家?
Thedieticianatthecafeteriawiththelimpandthelazyeye?
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是的
Yeah.
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哦我看你没戏
Oh,Idon'tthinkyouhaveashotthere.
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我注意到莱斯利·温克最近在刮她的腿毛
Ihavenoticedthatlesliewinklerecentlystartedshavingherlegs.
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既然冬天都已经到了
Nowgiventhatwinteriscoming,
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只能说明她是在暗示她可以作为做爱对象
onecanonlyassumeshe'ssignalingsexualavailability.
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我不清楚你们在同一个实验室
Idon'tknow.Youguysworkinthesamelab.
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所以呢?
So?
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这有隐患相信我我清楚
Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.
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说到性骚扰的相关法律我可是自学而成的专家
Whenitcomestosexualharassmentlaw,I'mabitofaselftaughtexpert.
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霍华德如果我要约莱斯利·温克出去也只是吃顿饭
Look,howard,ifIweretoasklesliewinkleout,itwouldjustbefordinner.
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我不会去实验室要她为我跳脱衣舞
I'mnotgoingtowalkintothelab,askhertostripnakedanddanceforme.
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哦那你就没事了
Oh,thenyou'reprobablyokay.
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嗨莱斯利
Hello,leslie.
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嗨谢尔顿
Hi,leonard.
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莱斯利我建议做个实验...
Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment...
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-戴上眼镜谢尔顿-好吧
-goggles,leonard.-Right.
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莱斯利我建议做个实验
Leslie,Iwouldlikeptoroposeanexperiment.
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等一下
Hangon.
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我想试试一个500千瓦氧碘激光器
I'mtryingtoseehowlongittakesa500-kilowattoxygeniodinelaser
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得花多久把我的杯装泡面加热
toheatupmy
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