生活大爆炸 第一季 03.docx

1、生活大爆炸 第一季 03100:00:00,000 - 00:00:00,000200:00:00,000 - 00:00:00,000300:00:01,000 - 00:00:09,800魔兽中.400:00:09,810 - 00:00:13,600非常好 再前进几步.all right,just a few more feet. And.500:00:13,610 - 00:00:17,280准备好 先生们 Elzebob大门到了here we are,gentlemen,the gates of elzebob.600:00:17,290 - 00:00:18,820上帝啊Good

2、lord.700:00:18,830 - 00:00:22,210别慌 坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻Dont panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.800:00:22,220 - 00:00:24,560待着别动 一群装备武器的地精Stay frosty. Theres a horde of armed goblins900:00:24,570 - 00:00:27,870正在门的另一边 守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asarot

3、h.1000:00:27,880 - 00:00:31,280战士们 拔出你们的武器 法师们 举起你们的魔杖Warriors,unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders,raise your wands.1100:00:31,290 - 00:00:32,430准备好了Lock and load.1200:00:32,440 - 00:00:34,350拉杰 推开大门Raj,blow the gates.1300:00:35,120 - 00:00:36,350推开大门Blowing the gates.1400:00:36,950 - 00:00:39,64

4、0Control Shift.Control shift.1500:00:39,950 - 00:00:41,080B!B!1600:00:42,910 - 00:00:45,120天啊 那么多地精!oh,my god,so many goblins!1700:00:46,120 - 00:00:48,370别傻站在那里 向前开路! 向前开路!Dont just stand there,slash and move,slash and move!1800:00:48,380 - 00:00:49,520保持阵形!Stay in formation!1900:00:49,530 - 00:00:

5、50,930谢尔顿 有个敌人在你背后Leonard,you got one on your tail.2000:00:50,940 - 00:00:53,320没事 我脑后长眼着呢 我会干掉他的Thats all right,my tails prehensile- - Ill swat him off.2100:00:53,330 - 00:00:54,670我打中他了 谢尔顿I got him,leonard.2200:00:54,680 - 00:00:58,440今晚我要用那地精的血来祭酒Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood.2300:00

6、:58,450 - 00:01:00,460拉杰 不要 这是个陷阱! 他们在夹击我们!Raj,no,its a trap! Theyre flanking us!2400:01:00,920 - 00:01:02,390我被打中了!Hes got me!2500:01:02,400 - 00:01:05,000谢尔顿 他打中拉杰了 快用你的催眠咒!Sheldon,hes got raj. Use your sleep spell!2600:01:05,350 - 00:01:06,970Sheldon Sheldon?Sheldon. sheldon?2700:01:06,980 - 00:0

7、1:10,440我拿到了艾辛诺斯之刃!Ive got the sword of asaroth!2800:01:11,100 - 00:01:12,710别管剑了 谢尔顿 快救拉杰!Forget the sword,sheldon,help raj!2900:01:12,720 - 00:01:14,340我不再是谢尔顿了There is no more sheldon.3000:01:14,350 - 00:01:16,560我是剑圣!I am the sword master!3100:01:16,570 - 00:01:17,770谢尔顿 当心!Leonard,look out!3200

8、:01:17,780 - 00:01:19,180该死 我们快不行了!Damn it,man,were dying here!3300:01:19,190 - 00:01:20,820再见了 土人们!Good - bye,peasants!3400:01:21,880 - 00:01:23,470那混蛋走了!the bastard teleported!3500:01:25,120 - 00:01:27,740他在Ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃Hes selling the sword of asaroth on ebay.3600:01:29,070 - 00:01:31,500你为了钱背叛

9、我们? 你怎么这样?You betrayed us for money? Who are you?3700:01:31,510 - 00:01:35,220我是暗夜精灵盗贼 你们没有读过角色介绍吗?Im a rogue night elf. Dont you people read character descriptions?3800:01:35,650 - 00:01:38,180等等! 有人点击了立即购买Wait,wait,wait! Somebody just clicked buy it now.3900:01:38,190 - 00:01:41,900我是剑圣! I am the

10、sword master!4000:01:42,740 - 00:01:46,200* 宇宙是个大火炉 *Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state4100:01:46,210 - 00:01:49,850* 140亿年前大爆炸 哦稍等 *then nearly 14 billion years go expansion started. wait!4200:01:50,230 - 00:01:52,780* 地球开始冷却 生物开始繁衍 *The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool,43

11、00:01:52,790 - 00:01:54,210* 尼安得特尔人发明工具*neanderthals developed tools4400:01:54,220 - 00:01:55,150* 我们建造墙瓦 *we built the wall4500:01:55,160 - 00:01:56,140* 我们创造金字塔 数学 科学 历史 *we built the pyramids4600:01:56,150 - 00:01:58,870* 揭露奥秘 *math, science,history, unraveling the mystery4700:01:58,880 - 00:02:0

12、1,000* 就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *that all started with a big bang bang!4800:02:01,010 - 00:02:02,210The Big Bang Theory Season 01 Episode 034900:02:03,800 - 00:02:04,750天才也性感 第一季 第3集5000:02:06,390 - 00:02:10,170哦 我身上都是汗 谁想再进入游个泳?Ooh,Im all sweaty. Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming?5100:02:10,1

13、80 - 00:02:11,910我刚建了个虚拟游泳池I just built a virtual pool.5200:02:12,740 - 00:02:16,000不 我现在不想看见你或是你的兽身No. I cant look at you or your avatar right now.5300:02:20,110 - 00:02:21,710好像是隔壁的声音sounds like your neighbors home.5400:02:23,610 - 00:02:25,230失陪Excuse me.5500:02:25,240 - 00:02:27,290别忘了带上你无意拿到的信件

14、Dont forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose5600:02:27,300 - 00:02:28,730这样你就有借口跟她说话了so youd have an excuse to talk to her.5700:02:28,740 - 00:02:30,750噢 对 对Oh,right,right,right,right.5800:02:31,410 - 00:02:34,530偷窃信箱邮件 很老套的方法 我喜欢Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it.5900:02:35,64

15、0 - 00:02:39,480佩妮 邮差又. 哦 抱歉Penny,the mailman,did it again. he. oh,sorry.6000:02:39,490 - 00:02:41,880嗨 谢尔顿 这是道格Um,oh,hi,leonard. This is doug.6100:02:41,890 - 00:02:43,310道格 这是我邻居谢尔顿Doug,this is my neighbor leonard.6200:02:43,320 - 00:02:44,900有事吗 老兄?Whats up,bro?6300:02:46,690 - 00:02:48,790没什么.No

16、t much.6400:02:50,080 - 00:02:51,760老兄bro.6500:02:52,220 - 00:02:53,580一切还好吧?Is everything okay?6600:02:53,590 - 00:02:56,000是啊 我只是. 我又错拿了你的信 给你Yeah,no,I just. I got your mail again. Here.6700:02:56,460 - 00:02:58,650谢谢 我得和邮差说说了Thank you. Ive got to talk to that mailman.6800:02:58,660 - 00:03:01,230

17、不 这主意不怎么好Oh,no,thats probably not such a good idea.6900:03:01,970 - 00:03:06,670人民公仆总是非常容易.动粗You know,civil servants have a documented propensity to,you know,snap,so.7000:03:07,740 - 00:03:09,810好吧 还是谢谢你okay. Well,thank you again.7100:03:09,820 - 00:03:11,570没问题 再见No problem. Bye.7200:03:12,330 - 00

18、:03:14,970哦 再见.老兄Oh,and bye. bro.7300:03:22,590 - 00:03:25,070呆呆地在想什么呢? (此谚语中正好有佩妮一词)Penny for your thoughts.7400:03:26,120 - 00:03:27,390怎么回事?Whats the matter?7500:03:27,400 - 00:03:30,010我很好 佩妮也很好Im fine. Pennys fine.7600:03:30,020 - 00:03:32,670和她接吻的家伙也很好The guy shes kissing is really fine.7700:0

19、3:33,130 - 00:03:36,240接吻 哪一种? 脸颊? 嘴唇? 情人? 朋友?Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French? 7800:03:38,160 - 00:03:40,360你什么毛病啊?What is wrong with you?7900:03:41,070 - 00:03:43,550我是个浪漫主义者Im a romantic.8000:03:44,730 - 00:03:47,090别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋 Please dont tell me that your hopeless inf

20、atuation 8100:03:47,090 - 00:03:48,910发展成了无意义的嫉妒is devolving into pointless jealousy.8200:03:48,920 - 00:03:52,030我不是嫉妒 只是有点担心她Im not jealous. Im just a little concerned for her.8300:03:52,040 - 00:03:54,070我不怎么喜欢那家伙的长相I didnt like the look of the guy that she was with.8400:03:54,080 - 00:03:55,980因

21、为他长得比你帅气?Because he looks better than you?8500:03:57,180 - 00:03:58,960是啊Yeah.8600:03:59,530 - 00:04:01,460可以说是梦幻般的外形He was kind of dreamy.8700:04:02,010 - 00:04:04,920只是你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里Well,at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted,8800:04:04,930 - 00:04:07,550找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑匣子olsmderin

22、g wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her8900:04:07,560 - 00:04:11,640好好分析下数据 你就不会再坠入呆子谷and analyze the data so that you dont crash into geek mountain again.9000:04:13,070 - 00:04:17,240我反对 爱情不是短跑 而是马拉松I disagree. Love is not a sprint. Its a marathon.9100:04:17,250 - 00:04:22,250永不放弃地追逐 直到

23、她最终投入你的怀抱a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms.9200:04:22,260 - 00:04:24,810或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你or hits you with the pepper spray.9300:04:26,080 - 00:04:27,690不 我和佩妮结束了No,Im done with penny.9400:04:27,700 - 00:04:30,750我要更现实些 去追求合我拍的人Im going to be more realistic and go after someo

24、ne my own speed.9500:04:30,760 - 00:04:31,950比如谁?Like who?9600:04:31,960 - 00:04:34,300不知道. 奥利维亚盖格I dont know. olivia geiger.9700:04:34,310 - 00:04:37,530自助餐厅里那个有点跛 还有弱视的营养学家?The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?9800:04:39,730 - 00:04:40,670是的Yeah.9900:04:40,680 - 00:04:42,6

25、30哦 我看你没戏Oh,I dont think you have a shot there.10000:04:43,780 - 00:04:47,090我注意到莱斯利温克 最近在刮她的腿毛I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs.10100:04:47,100 - 00:04:48,770既然冬天都已经到了Now given that winter is coming,10200:04:48,780 - 00:04:51,920只能说明她是在暗示 她可以作为做爱对象one can only assu

26、me shes signaling sexual availability.10300:04:52,440 - 00:04:54,580我不清楚 你们在同一个实验室I dont know. You guys work in the same lab.10400:04:54,590 - 00:04:55,540所以呢?So?10500:04:55,550 - 00:04:58,660这有隐患 相信我 我清楚There are pitfalls. Trust me,I know.10600:04:58,670 - 00:05:04,150说到性骚扰的相关法律 我可是自学而成的专家When it c

27、omes to sexual harassment law,Im a bit of a self taught expert.10700:05:06,570 - 00:05:09,860霍华德 如果我要约莱斯利温克出去 也只是吃顿饭Look,howard,if I were to ask leslie winkle out,it would just be for dinner.10800:05:09,870 - 00:05:14,030我不会去实验室 要她为我跳脱衣舞Im not going to walk into the lab,ask her to strip naked and da

28、nce for me.10900:05:14,040 - 00:05:16,120哦 那你就没事了Oh,then youre probably okay.11000:05:20,030 - 00:05:21,100嗨 莱斯利Hello,leslie.11100:05:21,110 - 00:05:22,240嗨 谢尔顿Hi,leonard.11200:05:22,250 - 00:05:23,660莱斯利 我建议做个实验.Leslie,I would like to propose an experiment.11300:05:23,670 - 00:05:25,340- 戴上眼镜 谢尔顿 -

29、 好吧- goggles,leonard. - Right.11400:05:27,790 - 00:05:29,580莱斯利 我建议做个实验Leslie,I would like p toropose an experiment.11500:05:29,590 - 00:05:30,780等一下Hang on.11600:05:30,790 - 00:05:34,580我想试试一个500千瓦氧碘激光器Im trying to see how long it takes a 500 - kilowatt oxygen iodine laser11700:05:34,590 - 00:05:36,740得花多久把我的杯装泡面加热to heat up my