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绝望的主妇第三季剧本

DesperateHousewives-Episode03.01-ListentotheRainontheRoof

ThiswastypedbyLucyandAmanda,merehumans,andmistakesarepossible.Ifyoufindany,nomatterhowtrivial,pleaseletmeknow.（desperate_housewivesatyahoodotcom）

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WisteriaLane

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Starring

"SusanMayer"-TeriHatcher

"LynetteScavo"-FelicityHuffman

"BreeVanDeKamp"-MarciaCross

"GabrielleSolis"-EvaLongoria

"EdieBritt"-NicolletteSheridan

"CarlosSolis"-RicardoAntonioChavira

"JulieMayer"-AndreaBowen

"TomScavo"-DougSavant

"OrsonHodge"-KyleMacLachlan

"MaryAliceYoung"-BrendaStrong

"MikeDelfino"-JamesDenton

AlsoStarring

"AndrewVandeKamp"-ShawnPyfrom

"DanielleVandeKamp"-JoyLauren

"AustinBritt"-JoshHenderson

"PrestonScavo"-BrentKinsman

"PorterScavo"-ShaneKinsman

"ParkerScavo"-ZaneHuett

GuestStarring

"IanHainesworth"-DougrayScott

"Mrs.McCluskey"-KathrynJoosten

"CarolynBigsby"-LaurieMetcalf

"Xiao-Mei"-GwendolineYeo

"Nora"-KierstenWarren

"AlmaHodge"-ValerieMahaffey

"Dr.Marshall"-TerryBozeman

"KaylaHuntington"-RachelFox

"ERDoctor"-VernéeWatsonJohnson

"LiWang"-JeanneSakata

"Guy"-MikeBaldridge

"OlderMa"-CharlieDell

"Clown"-DennisW.Hall

"Boy（FacePaint）"-MichaelKrepack

Writtenby:

MarcCherry&JeffGreenstein

Directedby:

LarryShaw

LakeviewDrive

AlmaHodgeisstandinginthewindowofabeautifulhouselookingouttoLakeviewDrive.

"SomethingawfulhappenedonLakeviewDrivelastyear.Tounderstandwhy,youneedtoknowthatwhenAlmaHodgeawokethatmorning,shehadnoideathiswouldbethedayshe'dleaveherhusband.Certainlyitbegannormallyenough.Sheputawaythegroceries,perhisinstructions."

Almaplacescansintothekitchencupboard.Thecansareinuniformrowswithmatchinglabels.

"Shehunghisdrycleaningexactlyashehadrequested."

Almahangsasuitinthecloset.Allthemen'sclothingintheclosetarearrangedperfectlyinneatsections.

"Shefoldedthetowelsjustashehadtaughther."

Almaplacesfoldedtowelsintothecloset.Later,shesitsatthediningroomtablelookingatherpetparrot,Baby,inhiscage.

"Itwasjustbeforenoon..."

Alma:

"Mommalovesherbaby.DoesthebabyloveMomma?

"

Baby:

"Momma."

"...whensomethinginsideAlmabrokeandshedecideditwastimetoflyaway."

Almastandsinthedoorwayusingalintbrushonherhusband'ssuitjacket.Heturnsandit'sOrsonHodge.

"Ofcourse,sheknewbetterthantosaythistoherhusband.HethoughtAlmawashappy.AndOrsonHodgedidnotliketobecontradicted."

Almapeeksouttheglassonthefrontdoor.ShewatchesasOrsondrivesoff.

"Soshewaitedtillheleftforwork."

Almarunsupstairs.

"Andthen..."

Almapacksherbagasfastasshecan,thengrabsthebirdcage,andrunstowardthefrontdoor.

Alma:

"Oh!

"

Shetripsandfalls.Thebirdcageopensandtheparrotfliestothebalconyupstairs.

LakeviewDriveStreetCorner

Orsonisstoppedatthestopsign.Heglancesdownandspiesdirtonhissuitsleeve.Helooksdisgusted.

HodgeHouse

Almaisyellingattheparrot.

Alma:

"Baby,you'vegottacomedownnow.Momma'sinahurry,"

Baby:

"Hurry.Hurry."

Outside,Orsondrivesup.

Alma:

"Ifyoudon'tgetbackinyourcagerightnow,I'mgonnahavetoleaveyoubehind!

Please!

"

Orsonwalksinthefrontdoor.Heseesthesuitcase.Babyfliesbackintothecage.Orsonclosesthefrontdoor.

OutsidetheHodgeHouse

NeighborCarolyniswalkingtowardthefrontdoor.

"ThenextdayCarolynBixbystoppedbyandlikemostnosyneighborssheknewyoulearnedmoreifyoudidn'tknock."

Carolynwalksin.

InsidetheHodgeHouse

Carolyn:

"Alma,areyouhome?

"

Carolynseesabucketandmopinthedoorwaytothediningroom.Orsoncomesoutofthekitchenwearinggloves.

Orson:

"Carolyn?

"

Carolyn:

"IwasjustlookingforAlma.Wehadacoffeedatethismorning.Shenevershowed."

Orson:

"Ah.Almaleftyesterday."

Carolyn:

"Left?

"

Orson:

"Oh,wehadabitofarow."

Carolyn:

"Oh.HarveyandIthoughtweheardsomeraisedvoices.So,where'dshego?

"

Orson:

"Don'tknow.Iwouldn'tworryaboutit.I'msureshe'sfine."

Baby,inhiscage,beginstalking.

Baby:

"Orson,no!

Orson,no!

"

OrsonandCarolynstareatBaby.OrsonleadsCarolyntothedoorwithhisglovedhands.

Orson:

"So,ifIhearfromAlma,I'llletherknowthatyoudroppedby."

OrsonclosesthefrontdoorbehindCarolyn.HeturnstolookatBaby.

OutsidetheHodgeHouse

"Yes,OrsonHodgewasamanwhodidnotliketobecontradicted..."

Orsonwalkstothecurbandsetstheemptybirdcagewiththeoutgoingtrashandwalksbackintothehouse.

"...byanyone."

OpeningCredits

Flashback-SixMonthsAgo

It'spouringrainonWisteriaLane.

"Itdoesn'trainveryofteninthetownofFairview,butwhenitdoes,itpours."

OrsonandBreearerunningupthestreetwithOrson'sjacketcoveringthemboth.

"ItwasonjustsuchadaythatBreeVandeKampwentonherfirstdatewithhernewfriend,OrsonHodge.Adatethatendedwithakissintherain."

OrsonkissesBreeonthesidewalkandtheyrunoff.

Gabrielle'sLivingRoom

Gabrielleissittingwithherattorney.

"GabrielleSoliswasconferringwithhernewdivorcelawyeranddescribinginvividdetailherhusband'saffairwiththeirmaid..."

Xiao-Meiwalksinwithateatray.

"...whoalsohappenedtobetheirsurrogate."

Lynette'sFrontPorch

Lynette,Tom,Kayla,andNorarunontotheporch.

"Meanwhile,LynetteScavowasbusymeetingherhusband'sillegitimatedaughter..."

Noraremovesherwetcoat,throwsitatLynette,picksupKayla,andrunsintothehouse.Tomfollows,leavingLynettebehindholdingNora'scoat.

"...whileresistingtheurgetostranglethegirl'smother."

Susan'sDriveway

Susancomesrunningoutofherhouseandgetsintohercar.

"ThishappenedjustafterSusanMayerlearnedMikeDelfinohadbeenbadlyinjuredinahitandrunaccidentandwasnowinacomaatFairviewMemorialHospital."

SusanspeedsdownWisteriaLaneinhercar.

PaulYoung'sFrontYard

EdieishangingaFairviewRealty"ForSale"sign.

"Atthatsamemoment,EdieBrittwasputtingupaForSalesignonthelawnofthehousewhereIoncelived.Ediehadalsoplannedtospruceupthepropertybywashingdownthedriveway,butshewaspleasedtoseetherainhadalreadytakencareofthat.Thisiswhatrainydaysaregoodfor."

Bree'sHouse

BreeandOrson,soakingwet,runthroughthefrontdoor.

"Theymakeeverythingcleanagain."

Gabrielle'sFrontPorch

Thelawyerwalksawayintherain.GabriellegoesbackintoherhousepassingbyXiao-Mei.

"WhichisnecessaryonastreetlikeWisteriaLane..."

Lynette'sFrontPorch

TomfollowsKaylaandNoraintothehouse.LynetteisstandingontheporchstillholdingNora'scoat.

"...whereeverythingcangetsomessy."

Lynettelooksatthecoatsheisholding,throwsindownontotheporch,andwalksintothehouse,closingthedoor.

PresentDay-WisteriaLane

ThereisanopenhousebeingheldattheYounghouse.Apotentialbuyerwalksinthefrontdoor.

Edie:

"Welcome.Welcome.Oh,don'tworryaboutthewater,thefloorsarelaminated.Here'saflyer."

EdieturnsasshehearsMrs.McCluskeytalkingtoafemalepotentialbuyer.

Mrs.McCluskey:

"Theyfoundherseveredfingersinthegarage."

Potentialbuyer#2:

"Oh,no."

Mrs.McCluskey:

"AndtheyneverfoundFelicia'sbody.Iwouldn'tbesurprisedifsomedayyouopenedthecabinetandhello!

"

EdiecomesupbehindMrs.McCluskeyandgrabsherarm.

Edie:

"Karen,dear.Haveyouseenthemarblebacksplash?

Oh,Ijustmustshowittoyou.Excuseus."

EdiepullsKarenaway.

Edie:

"Whatareyoutryingtodotome,youback-stabbingcow?

"

Karen:

"Theyaskedwhytheownerwasselling.ItoldthemthatPaulYoungwasinjail.Theyaskedwhy.Conversationhasaflow."

Edie:

"Well,knockitoff!

I'vebeentryingtounloadthishouseofhorrorsformonthsnowandyouarenothelping."

Karenreachesforsomepastriesonthetable.

Edie:

"Ah,ah,ah.Thoseareforpotentialbuyers.Youwitheredoldmooch!

"

Karen:

"Well,goodlucktryingtofindoneofthose.Maybeyou'llhaveaneasiertimewiththeApplewhitehouseandthatrecroominthebasement."

Edie:

"Getout."

EdieopensthefrontdoorandpushesKarenout.

Edie:

"Getout,getout,getout,getout!

"

PotentialBuyer#3:

"Edie,uh,doyouhaveamoment,please?

"

Edie:

"Yes,yes,yes,yes."

Lynette'sHouse

Lynette,alldressedup,isfixingTom'stie.Thekids,alsoalldressedup,areallonthecouch.KaylaandNoraareinthebackground.

Lynette:

"Settledown."

Kids:

"Comeon!

"

Lynette:

"Kaylareadyyet?

"

Nora:

"Justasec."

Tom:

"Honey,thankyouforthis.Iknowit'salittleweird,Imean,tosendoutafamilyChristmasphotowithyourhusband'slovechild,butitmeansalottohertofeelincluded."

Lynette:

"Noproblem.She'sagreatlittlegirl."

LynettekissesTom.

Lynette:

"Allright,let'sdothis.I'mjustgoingto,uh,checkthefocus."

LynettelooksintheviewfinderandseesNora,wearingaSantahat,sittingdownonthearmofthecouchgettingintothephoto.

Lynette:

"Nora."

Nora:

"Lynette."

Lynette:

"Uhhuh.Whatareyoudoingthere?

"

Nora:

"Well,it'safamilyphoto,right?

"

Lynette:

"Tom,couldI,couldIcheckyourtieagain?

"

TomandLynettego