绝望的主妇第三季剧本.docx

1、绝望的主妇第三季剧本Desperate Housewives - Episode 03.01 - Listen to the Rain on the RoofThis was typed by Lucy and Amanda, mere humans, and mistakes are possible. If you find any, no matter how trivial, please let me know. (desperate_housewives at yahoo dot com) In the interest of finishing the transcripts f

2、aster, screen caps will no longer be placed on the transcripts. You can find screen caps at the following websites: Desperate Housewives Wisteria Lane The Suburbs Desperate Housewives If you know of any other screen caps sites, please e-mail them to me: (desperate_housewives at yahoo dot com) Starri

3、ng Susan Mayer - Teri Hatcher Lynette Scavo - Felicity Huffman Bree Van De Kamp - Marcia Cross Gabrielle Solis - Eva Longoria Edie Britt - Nicollette Sheridan Carlos Solis - Ricardo Antonio Chavira Julie Mayer - Andrea Bowen Tom Scavo - Doug Savant Orson Hodge - Kyle MacLachlan Mary Alice Young - Br

4、enda Strong Mike Delfino - James Denton Also Starring Andrew Van de Kamp - Shawn Pyfrom Danielle Van de Kamp - Joy Lauren Austin Britt - Josh Henderson Preston Scavo - Brent Kinsman Porter Scavo - Shane Kinsman Parker Scavo - Zane Huett Guest Starring Ian Hainesworth - Dougray Scott Mrs. McCluskey -

5、 Kathryn Joosten Carolyn Bigsby - Laurie Metcalf Xiao-Mei - Gwendoline Yeo Nora - Kiersten Warren Alma Hodge - Valerie Mahaffey Dr. Marshall - Terry Bozeman Kayla Huntington - Rachel Fox ER Doctor - Verne Watson Johnson Li Wang - Jeanne Sakata Guy - Mike Baldridge Older Ma - Charlie Dell Clown - Den

6、nis W. Hall Boy (Face Paint) - Michael Krepack Written by: Marc Cherry & Jeff Greenstein Directed by: Larry ShawLakeview DriveAlma Hodge is standing in the window of a beautiful house looking out to Lakeview Drive. Something awful happened on Lakeview Drive last year. To understand why, you need to

7、know that when Alma Hodge awoke that morning, she had no idea this would be the day shed leave her husband. Certainly it began normally enough. She put away the groceries, per his instructions.Alma places cans into the kitchen cupboard. The cans are in uniform rows with matching labels . She hung hi

8、s dry cleaning exactly as he had requested.Alma hangs a suit in the closet. All the mens clothing in the closet are arranged perfectly in neat sections. She folded the towels just as he had taught her.Alma places folded towels into the closet. Later, she sits at the dining room table looking at her

9、pet parrot, Baby, in his cage. It was just before noon.Alma: Momma loves her baby. Does the baby love Momma? Baby: Momma.when something inside Alma broke and she decided it was time to fly away.Alma stands in the doorway using a lint brush on her husbands suit jacket. He turns and its Orson Hodge. O

10、f course, she knew better than to say this to her husband. He thought Alma was happy. And Orson Hodge did not like to be contradicted.Alma peeks out the glass on the front door. She watches as Orson drives off. So she waited till he left for work.Alma runs upstairs. And then.Alma packs her bag as fa

11、st as she can, then grabs the birdcage, and runs toward the front door. Alma: Oh!She trips and falls. The birdcage opens and the parrot flies to the balcony upstairs. Lakeview Drive Street CornerOrson is stopped at the stop sign. He glances down and spies dirt on his suit sleeve. He looks disgusted.

12、 Hodge HouseAlma is yelling at the parrot. Alma: Baby, youve gotta come down now. Mommas in a hurry, Baby: Hurry. Hurry.Outside, Orson drives up. Alma: If you dont get back in your cage right now, Im gonna have to leave you behind! Please!Orson walks in the front door. He sees the suitcase. Baby fli

13、es back into the cage. Orson closes the front door. Outside the Hodge HouseNeighbor Carolyn is walking toward the front door. The next day Carolyn Bixby stopped by and like most nosy neighbors she knew you learned more if you didnt knock.Carolyn walks in. Inside the Hodge HouseCarolyn: Alma, are you

14、 home?Carolyn sees a bucket and mop in the doorway to the dining room. Orson comes out of the kitchen wearing gloves. Orson: Carolyn? Carolyn: I was just looking for Alma. We had a coffee date this morning. She never showed. Orson: Ah. Alma left yesterday. Carolyn: Left? Orson: Oh, we had a bit of a

15、 row. Carolyn: Oh. Harvey and I thought we heard some raised voices. So, whered she go? Orson: Dont know. I wouldnt worry about it. Im sure shes fine.Baby, in his cage, begins talking. Baby: Orson, no! Orson, no!Orson and Carolyn stare at Baby. Orson leads Carolyn to the door with his gloved hands.

16、Orson: So, if I hear from Alma, Ill let her know that you dropped by.Orson closes the front door behind Carolyn. He turns to look at Baby. Outside the Hodge HouseYes, Orson Hodge was a man who did not like to be contradicted.Orson walks to the curb and sets the empty birdcage with the outgoing trash

17、 and walks back into the house. .by anyone.Opening CreditsFlashback - Six Months AgoIts pouring rain on Wisteria Lane. It doesnt rain very often in the town of Fairview, but when it does, it pours.Orson and Bree are running up the street with Orsons jacket covering them both. It was on just such a d

18、ay that Bree Van de Kamp went on her first date with her new friend, Orson Hodge. A date that ended with a kiss in the rain.Orson kisses Bree on the sidewalk and they run off. Gabrielles Living RoomGabrielle is sitting with her attorney. Gabrielle Solis was conferring with her new divorce lawyer and

19、 describing in vivid detail her husbands affair with their maid.Xiao-Mei walks in with a tea tray. .who also happened to be their surrogate.Lynettes Front PorchLynette, Tom, Kayla, and Nora run onto the porch. Meanwhile, Lynette Scavo was busy meeting her husbands illegitimate daughter.Nora removes

20、her wet coat, throws it at Lynette, picks up Kayla, and runs into the house. Tom follows, leaving Lynette behind holding Noras coat. .while resisting the urge to strangle the girls mother.Susans DrivewaySusan comes running out of her house and gets into her car. This happened just after Susan Mayer

21、learned Mike Delfino had been badly injured in a hit and run accident and was now in a coma at Fairview Memorial Hospital.Susan speeds down Wisteria Lane in her car. Paul Youngs Front YardEdie is hanging a Fairview Realty For Salesign. At that same moment, Edie Britt was putting up a For Sale sign o

22、n the lawn of the house where I once lived. Edie had also planned to spruce up the property by washing down the driveway, but she was pleased to see the rain had already taken care of that. This is what rainy days are good for.Brees HouseBree and Orson, soaking wet, run through the front door. They

23、make everything clean again.Gabrielles Front PorchThe lawyer walks away in the rain. Gabrielle goes back into her house passing by Xiao-Mei. Which is necessary on a street like Wisteria Lane.Lynettes Front PorchTom follows Kayla and Nora into the house. Lynette is standing on the porch still holding

24、 Noras coat. .where everything can get so messy.Lynette looks at the coat she is holding, throws in down onto the porch, and walks into the house, closing the door. Present Day - Wisteria LaneThere is an open house being held at the Young house. A potential buyer walks in the front door. Edie: Welco

25、me. Welcome. Oh, dont worry about the water, the floors are laminated. Heres a flyer.Edie turns as she hears Mrs. McCluskey talking to a female potential buyer. Mrs. McCluskey: They found her severed fingers in the garage. Potential buyer #2: Oh, no. Mrs. McCluskey: And they never found Felicias bod

26、y. I wouldnt be surprised if someday you opened the cabinet and hello!Edie comes up behind Mrs. McCluskey and grabs her arm. Edie: Karen, dear. Have you seen the marble backsplash? Oh, I just must show it to you. Excuse us.Edie pulls Karen away. Edie: What are you trying to do to me, you back-stabbi

27、ng cow? Karen: They asked why the owner was selling. I told them that Paul Young was in jail. They asked why. Conversation has a flow. Edie: Well, knock it off! Ive been trying to unload this house of horrors for months now and you are not helping.Karen reaches for some pastries on the table. Edie:

28、Ah, ah, ah. Those are for potential buyers. You withered old mooch! Karen: Well, good luck trying to find one of those. Maybe youll have an easier time with the Applewhite house and that rec room in the basement. Edie: Get out.Edie opens the front door and pushes Karen out. Edie: Get out, get out, g

29、et out, get out! Potential Buyer #3: Edie, uh, do you have a moment, please? Edie: Yes, yes, yes, yes.Lynettes HouseLynette, all dressed up, is fixing Toms tie. The kids, also all dressed up, are all on the couch. Kayla and Nora are in the background. Lynette: Settle down. Kids: Come on! Lynette: Ka

30、yla ready yet? Nora: Just a sec. Tom: Honey, thank you for this. I know its a little weird, I mean, to send out a family Christmas photo with your husbands love child, but it means a lot to her to feel included. Lynette: No problem. Shes a great little girl.Lynette kisses Tom. Lynette: All right, le

31、ts do this. Im just going to, uh, check the focus.Lynette looks in the viewfinder and sees Nora, wearing a Santa hat, sitting down on the arm of the couch getting into the photo. Lynette: Nora. Nora: Lynette. Lynette: Uh huh. What are you doing there? Nora: Well, its a family photo, right? Lynette: Tom, could I, could I check your tie again?Tom and Lynette go