经典幽默英语故事30个1.docx

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第一篇

MyFirstandMyLast

WhenGeorgewasthirty-five,heboughtasmallplaneandlearnedto 

flyit.Hesoonbecameverygoodandmadehisplanedoallkindsof 

tricks. 

Georgehadafriend.HisnamewasMark.OnedayGeorgeofferedtotake 

Markupinhisplane.Markthought,"I'vetravelledinabigplane 

severaltimes,butI'veneverbeeninasmallone,soI'llgo." 

Theywentup,andGeorgeflewaroundforhalfanhouranddidall 

kindsoftricksintheair. 

Whentheycamedownagain,Markwasverygladtobebacksafely,and 

hesaidtohisfriendinashakingvoice,"Well,George,thankyou 

verymuchforthosetwotripsinyourplane." 

Gerogywasverysurprisedandsaid,"Twotrips?

" 

"Yes,myfirstandmylast,"answeredMark. 

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第二篇

FirstFlight

Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywhenafriendofferedtotakehimforarideinhisownsmallphane,Mr.Johnsonwasveryworriedaboutaccepting.Finally,however,hisfriendpersuadedhimthatitwasverysafe,andMr.Johnsonboardedtheplane. 

Hisfriendstartedtheengineandbegantotaxiontotherunwayoftheairport.Mr.Johnsonhadheardthatthemostdangerouspartofaflightwerethetake-offandthelanding,sohewasextremelyfrightenedandclosedhiseyes. 

Afteraminuteortwoheopenedthemagain,lookedoutofthewindowoftheplane,andsaidtohisfriend,"Lookatthosepeopledownthere.Theylookassmallasants,don'tthey?

" 

"Thoseareants,"answeredhisfriend."We'restillontheground." 

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第三篇

ANailOrAFly?

Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandthewinespiltalloverthefloor.Whenawaitressdiscoveredwhathadhappened,sheshoweddeepsympathyforhimanddecidedtodohimafavour. 

Sothenextmorningwhenhewasouttakingawalkintheroofgarden,shehammeredanailexactlywheretheflyhadstayed. 

Nowtheoldmanenteredhisroom.Thesmellofthespiltwineremindedhimoftheaccident.Whenhelookedupatthewall,hefoundtheflywasthereagain!

Hewalkedtoitcarefullyadnslappeditwithallhisstrength.Onhearingaloudcry,thekind-heartedwaitressrushedin.Tohergreatsurprise,thepooroldmanwastheresittingonthefloor,histeethclenchedandhisrighthandbleeding!

故事大意：

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第四篇

I'llSeetotheRest

Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talkingtoanotherprettygirlinsidethecarriage. 

"Comeon,miss!

"heshouted."Shutthedoor,please!

" 

"Oh,Ijustwanttokissmysistergoodbye,"shecalledback. 

"Youjustshutthatdoor,please,"calledtheguard,"andI'llseetotherest." 

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第五篇

ChaudeandCold

ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater." 

"But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude-Frenchforhot.YoushouldknowthatifyouliveinMontreal." 

"Waitaminute,"roaredthepatron."TheothertapisalsomarkedC." 

"Ofcourse,"saidthemanager,"Itstandsforcold.Afterall,Montrealisabilingualcity." 

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第六篇

ASoldier'sBrilliantIdea

Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit. 

Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,"Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou."MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin. 

Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip. 

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第七篇

NewDiscovery

Ahillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator. 

Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"Ishouldhavebroughtmywife!

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第八篇

ABadImpression

Sixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftroubletotheotherpassengers. 

Atlastthisyoungmangotoutatastationwithhistwoheavybags.Noneoftheotherpassengershelpedhim,butoneofthemwaiteduntiltherudeyoungmanwasveryfarawayandthenopenedthewindowandshoutedtohim,"Youleftsomethingbehindinthecompartment!

"Thenheclosedthewindowagain. 

Theyoungmantrunedaroundandhurriedbackwithhistwobags.Hewasverytiredwhenhearrived,butheshoutedthroughthewindow,"WhatdidIleavebehind?

" 

Asthetrainbegantomoveagain,thepassengerwhohadcalledhimbackopenedthewindowandsaid,"Averybadimpression!

" 

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第九篇

SleepingPills

Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills. 

SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasawakebeforeheheardthealarm.Hetookhistimegettingtotheoffice,strolledinandsaidtohisboss:

"Ididn'thaveabitoftroublegettingupthismorning." 

"That'sfine,"roaredtheboss,"butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday?

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第十篇

Creative

Applyingformyfirstjob,IrealizedIhadtobecreativeinlistingmyfewqualifications.Askedaboutadditionalschoolingandtraining,IansweredtruthfullythatIhadspentthreeyearsincomputerprogrammingclasses.Igotthejob. 

IhadneglectedtomentionthatItookthesamecourseforthreeyearsbeforeIpassed. 

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