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三人英语话剧剧本
三人英语话剧剧本
三人英语话剧剧本
ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster
人物：
T唐僧S:
孙悟空E:
猪八戒
J:
沙僧
B:
白骨精（何平）B1:
B变成的村姑B2:
B变成的太婆B3:
B变化成的'老头
T:
Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?
S:
Bajie,map!
E:
（摸出，递给S）
S:
Look,boss（凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）
T:
Bajie!
HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!
E:
Oh,boss!
Forgiveme（伸手拿回）
T:
（缩手）I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest
E:
But……
T:
Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!
Map?
E:
（递）Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!
AhIcan’twalkonanymore!
（坐）Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.
S:
FatPig!
E:
Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……
S:
Youwillwhat（凶相）？
E:
（软禁）Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas（跳蚤）。
S:
Hm!
T:
（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?
E:
Yousee,bossishungry,too!
T:
Baijie!
Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!
J:
Butboss,ifamonstereswhilebrothermonkeyisaway……
T:
Em……Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?
S:
Noproblem!
（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J:
Thisis……？
S:
Electric!
Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfromboss’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!
T:
Em……Wukong,youarebeingmoreandmorescientific!
Emitofo,knowledgeispower!
S:
Bye!
（走）
T:
Let’splaycards!
（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》
B:
Hm!
Hm!
Electric?
Youaretoochildish.（变成B1）
B1:
（接近三人，望着）CanIjoinyou?
J:
I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.
B1:
（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance!
Bomb!
T:
Bomb?
（打出）
B1:
DoubleKing!
T:
Oh…Iwin!
Em……，Lady,youareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!
（准备开电网门）
S:
（回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!
（上前就打）
B1:
（倒）Ah……
T:
（气愤）Wukong!
Lookwhathavedone!
Sheismyteacher!
S:
Sheisamonster!
T:
Nonsense!
（深呼吸）
S:
Oh,pleasedon’t……
T:
It’stoolate!
（唱）Oncemore……youopenthedoor…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）
S:
Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）
T:
（呛住，咳）Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!
B:
（真身出现）Hm!
SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!
（变成太婆）
B2:
Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?
T:
Daughter?
…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!
（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）
S:
（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!
（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）
E&J:
AreyouOk,boss?
（扶T）
J:
Look,（伸食指）howmany?
T:
Two……（晕乎乎地）SunWukong,gameover!
（变成B3）
B3:
（看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，mydaughter,mywife!
Whodidit?
!
!
（哭喊）
S:
I’llkillyou,monster!
（打）
T:
（想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住）Youhavekilledthreelives!
S:
No,theyarenothumanbeings!
Theyarecreatedbymonster!
T:
Monster?
Youarearealmonster!
Neverletmeseeyou,go!
!
S:
（悲，离去）（音乐，营造"假"悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J:
boss,brotherMonkeyis……
T:
Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!
B:
（出现）Ha,ha,ha!
（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后"飘"走）
T:
（惊）Youare……
B:
Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!
（E,J去阻斗，被击退）
B:
（抓住T）I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha……
S:
（悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）Athousandyearslater.
T:
Wukong?
E:
Oh,BrotherMonkey!
J:
Ourheroisback!
T:
I,Ican'tunderstand……Whathappened?
S:
Boss,yourIQneedsincreasing!
Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!
T:
How,howdidyoufindout?
S:
（沉默）……Monkey'sintuition（直觉）
T:
Wukong（S不理T）Iadmitmymistakethistime（S仍不理）I'msorry（小声）
S:
What?
T:
I'msorry.
S:
Em?
Louder,please?
T:
I……am……sorry……（S捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
（谢幕）
APlay:
BuyingMedicine
ByLiuQinglin
Characters:
X------XiaoFei
S-------Shopkeeper
D-----DoctorLi
O------Others（O1,O2O3-----）
Ws------Woundedsoldiers（W1,W2,W3-----）
H-----Hezhenwu,aJapanesespy
W-----Woman
J------Japanese
Scene1
（Atanoldtempleliesomewoundedsoldiers.Disexaminingtheirwounds.）
D:
Goodevening,everyone.
Ws:
（Together）Goodevening,DrLi.
D:
Hello,letmeexamineyou.
W1:
I’mallright.There’snoneedtodoso.（W1isabouttofalldown.）
D:
（Helpshimup）Yourlegdisclosesyou!
Letmehavealook.Ah,it’sgoingworse.Letmeputsome
medicineonyou.
W1:
No,itisn’tnecessary.Thereislittlemedicineleft.Gotolookafterthatyoungman.Hehasahigh
fever.Heseemsfainted.
D:
（TakesW2’stemperature.）Sohehas!
Heneedsaninjectionbutwehavenone.Feedhimtheselastthreepillswithwarmwater.WhatelsecanIdo?
There’snomedicineleft.
W3:
Don’tworry,Doctor.Iamyoungandstrong.Iamalltightnow.I’llgoandbuysomemedicine.
D:
No,youarenotallright.Yourlegwillbleedwhenyoumove.Liedownandhaveagoodrest.
W4:
Soyoucanletmego.Icanrunveryfast.Theenemycannotcatchme.
（Justthen,XiaoFeiesin.）
X:
Bequieteverybody.Youmusthaveagoodrest.Thisisorder,youknow.
W1:
Butthere’snomedicineleft.
X:
That’swhyI’mhere.I’veetofetchthelist.I’llgototowntobuymedicine.
D:
Haveyougotanymoney?
X:
No.
D:
（Takesoffhergoldring.）Takethiswithyou.Perhapsyoucanchangeitformedicine.
X:
No,Ican’ttakeit,becauseitisgiventoyoubyyourfuturehusbandwhogaveuphislifetotherevolutionafewdaysago.Itmustn’tgotootherpeople’shands.
D:
Buthowcanyougetthemedicinewithoutmoney?
X:
Don’tworry.I’llmanage.Goodbye.
DandWs:
Becareful!
Scene2
（Music）（Xiaoiswalkingonthewaylikeabusinessman.Hesingsashegoes.
WhenhePassesacornfield,heseesHeZhenwutheJapanesespyrobbingawoman）
W:
Help!
Help!
H:
Youneedn’tcry.There’snobodyelsehere.Letmemarryyouandmakeyourselfnoble.
W:
YouJapanesespy!
Noonewillmarryyou.
H:
OtherwiseI’llkillyou!
（Heraiseshisgunandthewomancatchesholdofhiswrist.Theystartafight.Finally,HknocksWdown.JustthenXarrives）
X:
Stop!
Don’tbullyChinesewoman!
H:
It’snoneofyourbusiness!
Goaway.
X:
Iwouldratherstopyou.（HraiseshisguntowardsX.Xkicksitaway.Theybeginafight.WputsonhisclothesWandbeginstopullH’sleg.XknocksHdown）
X:
（ToW）Quick!
Helpmetiehimup.
W:
Youarebleeding.Letmedofirstaid.
X:
Itdoesn’tmatter.Pullhimintothecornfields.
H:
Pleasesparemylife.Iwon’tdothatagain
（Wtakesupthegunandisabouttoshoot.）
X:
Don’tdothat.IftheJapaneseheartheshot,they’lle.
H:
Thankyou,sir.Butpleaseletmego.
X:
Letyougo?
You’llcontinuetokillandbullyChinese!
（XputshissocksintoH’smouth.）Waithere.Andlendmeyourpassandbike.Don’ttrytorunaway.（Theygodown.）
Scene3
（Music）（Xisridingabiketowardtown.Hesingsashegoesalong）
J1andJ2:
Stop!
Showmeyourpass.
X:
Hereyouare!
J1&J2:
（Afterreadingit.）Hi!
Salute.（TheySalute.）（Xgoesthroughthetowngateandaftersometimestopsatadrugshopandknocksatthedoor.）
S:
Who’sit?
X:
It’sme,acustomer.
S:
（ToO1）Gotoanswerthedoor.
O1:
ein,please.Youaretheonlycustomerforthesedays.
S:
WhatcanIdofaryou?
X:
（Handshimthepass.）WeJapaneseassistantsoldierneedsomemedicine.Hereisthelist.
S:
Oh,somuchmedicine!
Doyouhaveenoughmoney?
X:
We’llsendyouthemoneyinafewdays’time.Quick,thisisorder.（Showshimhisgun.）
S:
Allright!
Allright!
S:
（ToO1）Quick!
Givehimthemedicine
O1:
Allright.（HandsittoX.）Hereyouare.
X:
Ihavetogonow.Bye-bye.
S:
（ToO1）Quick!
Closethedoor.
O1:
Allright.（Heclosesit.）
S:
（Makesatelephonecall.）Hi!
ThisisNo1MedicineShop.Justnow,amancameinandtookalotofmedicineaway.PerhapshebelongstotheEighthRouteArmy.Stophim,quick!
（Xrideshisbikefast.Soonhearrivesatthegate,J1isreceivingaphonecall.J2signshimtostop.Xridestowardshimandknockshimout.J1beginstoshortathim.Soonhearrivesatabridge,wheretwosoldiersstand.Xkillsthemwithtwoshots.Acrowdofsoldiersrushtowardshim.Herunintothecornfield.Hhasjustfreeshimselfandisabouttoleave.）
J3:
Oh,hereheis!
js:
（Together）Don’tmove!
Handsup!
H:
I’msorry.I’mnotEighth-----
J4:
Tiehimup.（Theytiehimupandbeathim.）
H:
Ouch!
IbelongtoJapanesearmy.
J5:
Don’tlistentohim.He’slying.Puthiminourcar.Let’sgo.（Theygodown.）
X:
（Xgoesthroughthecornfieldandesuptoastreet.HemeetssomeJapaneseandfightsthem.Hekillssomeofthemandentersalane.Finallyhearrivesatthetemple.DandWsetowelehim）
D:
Hereesourhero.
Ws:
Congratulations.
X:
Thankyou,everybody.
（Theend）
L:
梁山伯Z:
祝英台M:
马文才旁：
旁白
旁：
话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。
梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁？
路德？
金的演讲。
（旁白暂停，邓英文"Ihaveadream"）。
祝英台一心梦想出guo，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文"thisisBBC…）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。
在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵辞别。
L:
Yingtai,IloveyousomuchandI’llmissyousomuch.!
Z:
Iloveyou,too!
Don’tworry.ShanboIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.
L:
I’llkissyouacrossthePacificOcean.
Z:
I’llkissyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo
旁：
一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋。
L:
Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?
Z:
Listen,LiangShanbo.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.
L:
What?
Pardon?
Z:
BecauseI’llgetmarried.
L:
Married?
towho?
Z:
To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencaiHeissohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。
IlovehismoneyandIlovehisbody.
L:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’
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