摩登家庭第2季第19集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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Excuseme,I'msosorry.

Ineverdothisforcelebrities.

Butareyoubyanychancethefoxymom

ontheNewHorizonrealtyad.

AmIgonnaregretdoingthat?

Didthemarlboromanhaveanyregrets?

Thisadisperfect.

See,I'mnotjustsellinghouses,

I'msellingmyself,

andthebestpartaboutmeismyfamily.

Andmyteeth.

Andboth...areondisplayinthisad.

"Ican'tbesatisfieduntilyou'resatisfied"?

Comingsoontoabusbenchnearyou,

nottomentionourminivan.

Sothat'sreallyhappening?

Wait.What'shappeningtoourminivan?

Havingthisbadboyshrink-wrappedonit.

-Classy.-Yep.

Nowallthatdrivingaroundyourmomdoeswillserveapurpose.

Goodmorning,family.

Howareyoualldoingonthisbeautifulday?

Okay.What'sthis?

Haley'sS.A.T.scoresareavailableonline.

Ihateyou.

Oh!

!

Today'sthebigday.

Let'stakealook,seehowshedid.

Dowereallyhavetolookatthemnow?

Don'tworry.

We'renotexpectinganymiracles.

Thankyou.

ArethoseHaley'sscores?

Areyousure?

Why?

Aretheybad?

No,they'renotbad.

Aretheygood?

No,they'reaverage.

Sweetie,wedidit.

Ourbaby'saverage.

Mediumfive!

Thisisjustafluke.

Shecantakethemagain.

Yeah,andshe'llprobablydoevenbetter.

Youaregonnahaveyourchoice

ofsomeprettygoodcollegeswhenthetimecomes.

IfIgotocollege.

What?

I'vebeenthinkingaboutitlately,

andImight...not.

Later!

Well,wetookthescenicroute,

butweendedupinthesameplace.

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FromZimbabwetoAlgeria

Comeon,letmehearya

Thesearethecountries,thesearethecountries

CamrecentlybecameFranklinmiddleschool's

interimmusicaldirector.

Go,Franklin!

Iwasvolunteeringfortheirspringmusicalfestival

whentheirregulardirector

suddenlyandmysteriouslybecameill.

Oh,sorry.

Itmayhavebeenablessing.

Theirshowlackedfocus.

Igaveitatheme--

"Amusicaltriparoundtheworld."

Yeah,see,hefocusedit

bymakingitabouttheworld.

Youdon'tlikeit.

No--Cam.Ido.

Doyou--doyouthinkthatthekids,though,

aregonnabeabletolearnitbytonight?

Imean,maybeyoushouldstick

withsomethingthattheyalreadyknow.

Iknewthiswouldhappen.

Whydoyouhavetothrowawetblanketonmydreams?

-Idonot.-Youdoitallthetime.

AndyouknowwhatIendupwith?

Wetdreams.

IhearditassoonasIsaidit.Justleaveitalone.

Allright,well,Cam,it'sjustthatsometimes

youcanbealittle,youknow,overenthusiastic.

Isitreallythatbigofadeal

thatIwantthistobethebestshowintheworld?

Well,aslongasyouheardme.

Beinmycorner.Don'tbesocritical.

We--isthatreallyhowyouseeme?

Sometimes,yeah,Ido,Mitchell.

Cam,well,if--ifthat'strue,thenI'm--I'msorry.

No,youknow,okay,fromnowon,

Iaminyourcorner100%.

Yeah,thatsongisgonnaknockeveryoneout.

Well,Idon'tknow,but

waittillyouseethedanceIhaveprepared.

Adance?

Adance!

Moretoast,Manny?

Whywon'tyoucallme,Emma?

Moretoast,Emma?

Doyouhavetobeonallthetime?

Okay,I'msorry.WhoisthisEmma?

She'sintheshowwithmetonight.

I'mthinkingoftakingarunather.

Youdon't"Takearun"atawoman.

Youwooher.Youmakeherfeelspecial.

Hey,hon,takealookatthis.

It'sapictureofmybutt.

Andthenwhenyougether,

youcantellherwhateveryouwant.

Whydoyoudothis?

Iprogrammeditsomybuttpopsup

whenmybrotherdonniecalls.

It'sacleverwayofsayingmybrother'sanass.

Isit?

That'shim.Composeyourselves.

ForgetIshowedyouthispicture.

I'mtrying.

Howyoudoing,youdumbsonofabitch?

Youoldmick.Lookslikeyou'veputonafewpounds.

Oh,youtoo.

What,areyoueatingyourhair?

Oh,Gloria.Oh.

Whatareyoustilldoinghere?

There'sgottobeaneasierwaytogetagreencard.

Hey,uncleDonnie,

areyoucomingtomyschoolconcerttonight?

-Well...-It'sanhour,tops.

...wouldn'tmissit.

Hey,youknow,IthinkImisplacedmyphone.

Couldyoucallmeonyours?

Myphone'satthebottomofmybag.

Whydon'tyouuseyourhomephone?

Oh,comeon.It'ssimple.

Whatareyoudoing?

Iwantthephone.

Howaboutyouletgo,you--

Givemethephone,Donnie!

Youstillthinkyoucantakeme?

!

What?

Isthisallyougot,huh?

I'mgonnawashyourmouthoutwithfist.

Idon'tunderstandthisrelationship,Emma.

Hey,Emma.

Doingthisshow,itfeelslike

we'vebecomelikealittlefamily,huh?

Youmeanlikeyou'remybrother?

No.N-no,Idon't.

Oh,no!

They'reback--dinosaurarms!

Thisisn'tagoodtime,Luke.

Thatishilarious.

Halfboy,halft-rex.

Onefootinbothworlds,

Wantedbyneither.

Luke,that'sagreatwaytostretchoutashirt.

Okay,okay!

Break'sover,everyone!

Let'stakeitfromthetop.

Listen,we'rerunning20minuteslong,

Sowe'regonnagoaheadandcuttheBollywoodnumber.

CanIgo?

I'mlateforsoccerpractice.

Youknowwhoelsemissedsoccerpractice,Delroy?

Thecastof"Rent."AndnowtheyhaveaTony.

Thecastof"Rent."AndnowtheyhaveaTony.

WehaveaTony.

Youaresofunny.

Seriously?

Hello?

Hey,honey.Didtheydropthevanoffyet?

Yeah,alittlewhileago.

How'sitlook?

Uh,well,believeitornot,

Ihaveresistedthetemptationtolook.

ThiswholeHaleythinghasgotmealittlepreoccupied.

We'reonourwayouttolunchrightnow.

Aboutthat,I'vebeenthinking.

Collegeisstillawaysaway.

IsayweleaveHaleyalone.

Themorewepush,themoreshe'llpushback.

I'mgonnapush.

AndIsupportthat.

Onlydadcanmakeourminivanevenlamer.

Excuseme.Whatareyoudoing?

I'mdrivingthisthingtothereservoir.

JustjumpwhenIsayjump.

Honey,slideover.

Howisthisstupidadsupposedtosellhousesanyway?

Youheardyourfather.

He'snotjustsellinghouses...

He'ssellingus.

Whataremyfriendsgonnathink?

Theyaregonnathink

thatyou'rehelpingyourfatherputfoodonthetable.

-Ay,isthechairbroken?

-Almost.

Thatcheap,freeloadingbrotherofmine

can'tkeephishandsoffmygoodScotch,

So,yousee,IplacedthatScotchthere.

Mybrothersitsinthischair,goesoutfromunderhim--

Bam!

--Masterpiece.

Soyoumakeyourbrotherfallandspillhisdrink?

Well,Idon'twanttojinxit,butthat'stheplan.

Whyareyoubothsomean?

WhereIcomefrom,brothersrespecteachother.

That'swhyColombiaissuchapeacefulutopia.

Hello,ladies.

Hey,niceshirt.

Dotheysellmen'sclotheswhereyougotthat?

That'sfunnybecausewomenaresoinferior.

Yougotnotaste.

IboughtthisforMelanie'sbaptism.

Who'sMelanie?

Michael'skid,mygranddaughter.

Oh,IforgottotellIreneIlandedsafely.

Hello?

Howcouldyounotknow

thatyourownbrotherhadagranddaughter?

Iprobablyknew.

Howcanyouforgetwhenhe'sfamily?

Ihave29cousins,andIknowthemall--

RosaMarina,GloriaMaria,

-VeronicaMaria,JoseVicente-Okay,okay,okay.

What'syourpoint?

Youdothechair,youdothefighting,

Butyoudon'tknoweachother.

It'ssad.

Look,Imaynottalktomybrother

thewayyoutalktoyoursisters,

Butbelieveme,we'recloseinourownway.

Whenwasthelasttimethatyousawhim?

Well,that'snoteasy,'causehelivesup...

See,IwanttosayBuffalo.

AllI'msaying

isthatthere'snodownsidetomoreeducation.

Iknewthiscarridewasatrap.

Seethat?

Thatrightthereshowsmejusthowsmartyouare.

Really?

Again?

Whatisgoingon?

It'sthestupidad.

They'rehonkingonmyside,too.

Yes,we'rethepeopleinthead.

Yeah.Hi.

Anothergreatthingaboutcollege

completeindependence.

I'dhavethatinanapartment.

No,becausetohaveanapartment,youwouldneedajob.

Youwanttoknowwhatyourjobisincollege?

It'salittlebitofclassandhomework.

Andit'sawholelotofnewfriends.

Andexperiences.

Andtheboysthinkyou'recuteandyouarecute,

And,oh,trustme,thatdoesn'tlastforever.

Callthenumber!

Allright!

Youinthemoodtolose?

Firsttimeforeverything.

Youbreak.

So,how'swork?

Don'tworry,moneybags.I'mnothereforaloan.

Nicebreak.

Allright,you'resolids,

whichyouwon'tbeabletoeatinafewyears.

Right,right.

Seriously,though,howarethingsgoingwithyou?

Swell.

I'mbeatingafatguyatpoolrightnow.

Donnie,I'mtryingtotalktoyou.

Why?

Why?

'causethat'swhatpeopledo.

Talkaboutthings,liketheirlives.

Oh,Ireneopenedherbigtrap.

Look,I'mfine.

It'snotlikeI'mgonnadie.

What?

Yeah,theycaughtitearly.

Itookthetreatment.I'mclearfornow.

Comeon.It'syourshot.

Caughtwhatearly?

Donnie,areyoutalkingabout...

cancer?

Youdon'thavetowhisper.IknowIgotit.

Youjustgetyourprostatechecked--byadoctor,

notsomeguyyoumetontheinternet.

Ican'tbelieveyoudidn'ttellmethis.

Becauseit'snotabigdeal.

Now,listen.It'sjustbetweenus.

Oh,god.

Irene,howthehelldoIknowwhereyourglassesare?

Andthere'sfrisbeegolf,

And--andyougosnow-sleddingoncafeteriatrays.

Oh,andyouallgetadogtogether.

Idon'treallyknowwhotakescareofthedogduringthesummer,

buthe'stherewhenyougetback.

Geez,maybeyoushouldjustgobacktocollege.

Oh,honey,doyouknowwhatIwouldgivetogoback?

It'sthismomentwhenyourwholelifeisinfrontofyou,

andit'samagicaltime.

Youdon'twanttomissthat,

Becausewhenit'sgone,it'sgone.

Yeah,yeah.

Comeon,Alex.Busisleaving.

Dad,yourphone'sbeenbuzzinglikecrazy.

Sweetlornadoone!

19missedcalls?

Iwonderwho's--

PhilDunphy.

Yousawthead?

Great.

Doyouknowwhatyou'relookingfor?

Thelittle