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生活大爆炸中英word字幕S01E03
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魔兽中...
1>allright,justafewmorefeet.And...
2>hereweare,gentlemen,thegatesofelzebob.
3>Goodlord.
4>Don'tpanic.Thisiswhatthelast97hourshavebeenabout.
5>Stayfrosty.There'sahordeofarmedgoblins
6>ontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheswordofasaroth.
7>Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.
8>Lockandload.
9>Raj,blowthegates.
10>Blowingthegates.
11>Controlshift...
12>B!
13>oh,mygod,somanygoblins!
14>Don'tjuststandthere,slashandmove,slashandmove!
15>Stayinformation!
16>Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.
17>That'sallright,mytail'sprehensile--I'llswathimoff.
18>Igothim,leonard.
19>TonightIspicemymeadwithgoblinblood.
20>Raj,no,it'satrap!
They'reflankingus!
21>He'sgotme!
22>Sheldon,he'sgotraj.Useyoursleepspell!
SheldonSheldon?
Sheldon...sheldon?
23>I'vegottheswordofasaroth!
24>Forgetthesword,sheldon,helpraj!
25>Thereisnomoresheldon.
26>Iamtheswordmaster!
27>Leonard,lookout!
28>Damnit,man,we'redyinghere!
29>Good-bye,peasants!
30>thebastardteleported!
31>He'ssellingtheswordofasarothonebay.
32>Youbetrayedusformoney?
Whoareyou?
33>I'maroguenightelf.Don'tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions?
34>Wait,wait,wait!
Somebodyjustclicked"buyitnow.
35>"Iamtheswordmaster!
36>Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate
37>thennearly14billionyearsgoexpansionstarted...wait!
38>Theearthbegantocooltheautotrophsbegantodrool,
39>neanderthalsdevelopedtools
40>webuiltthewall
41>webuiltthepyramids
42>math,science,history,unravelingthemystery
43>thatallstartedwithabigbangbang!
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44>Ooh,I'mallsweaty.Anybodywanttologontosecondlifeandgoswimming?
45>Ijustbuiltavirtualpool.
46>No.Ican'tlookatyouoryouravatarrightnow.
47>soundslikeyourneighbor'shome.
48>Excuseme.
49>Don'tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyonpurpose
50>soyou'dhaveanexcusetotalktoher.
51>Oh,right,right,right,right.
52>Stealingsnailmail,veryoldschool.Ilikeit.
53>Penny,themailman,diditagain...he...oh,sorry.
54>Um,oh,hi,leonard.Thisisdoug.
55>Doug,thisismyneighborleonard.
56>What'sup,bro?
57>Notmuch...
58>bro.
59>Iseverythingokay?
60>Yeah,no,Ijust...Igotyourmailagain.Here.
61>Thankyou.I'vegottotalktothatmailman.
62>Oh,no,that'sprobablynotsuchagoodidea.
63>Youknow,civilservantshaveadocumentedpropensityto,youknow,snap,so...
64>okay.Well,thankyouagain.
65>Noproblem.Bye.
66>Oh,andbye...bro.
67>Pennyforyourthoughts.
68>What'sthematter?
69>I'mfine.Penny'sfine.
70>Theguyshe'skissingisreallyfine.
71>Kissing?
Whatkindofkissing?
Cheeks,lips,chase,French?
72>Whatiswrongwithyou?
73>I'maromantic.
74>Pleasedon'ttellmethatyourhopelessinfatuation
75>isdevolvingintopointlessjealousy.
76>I'mnotjealous.I'mjustalittleconcernedforher.
77>Ididn'tlikethelookoftheguythatshewaswith.
78>Becausehelooksbetterthanyou?
79>Yeah.
80>Hewaskindofdreamy.
81>Well,atleastnowyoucanretrievetheblackboxfromthetwisted,
82>olsmderingwreckagethatwasonceyourfantasyofdatingher
83>andanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'tcrashintogeekmountainagain.
84>Idisagree.Loveisnotasprint.It'samarathon.
85>arelentlesspursuitthatonlyendswhenshefallsintoyourarms...
86>orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.
87>No,I'mdonewithpenny.
88>I'mgoingtobemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.
89>Likewho?
90>Idon'tknow...oliviageiger.
91>Thedieticianatthecafeteriawiththelimpandthelazyeye?
92>Yeah.
93>Oh,Idon'tthinkyouhaveashotthere.
94>Ihavenoticedthatlesliewinklerecentlystartedshavingherlegs.
95>Nowgiventhatwinteriscoming,
96>onecanonlyassumeshe'ssignalingsexualavailability.
97>Idon'tknow.Youguysworkinthesamelab.
98>So?
99>Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.
100>Whenitcomestosexualharassmentlaw,I'mabitofaselftaughtexpert.
101>Look,howard,ifIweretoasklesliewinkleout,itwouldjustbefordinner.
102>I'mnotgoingtowalkintothelab,askhertostripnakedanddanceforme.
103>Oh,thenyou'reprobablyokay.
104>Hello,leslie.
105>Hi,leonard.
106>Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment...
107>-goggles,leonard.-Right.
108>Leslie,Iwouldlikeptoroposeanexperiment.
109>Hangon.
110>I'mtryingtoseehowlongittakesa500-kilowattoxygeniodinelaser
111>toheatupmycupa'noodles.
112>I'vedoneit.Abouttwoseconds.2.6forminestrone.
113>anyway,Iwasthinkingmoreofabio-socialexploration
114>withaneuro-chemicaloverlay.
115>Wait,areyouaskingmeout?
116>Iwasgoingtocharacterizeitasthemodification
117>ofourcolleague-slash-friendshipparadigm
118>withtheadditionofadatelikecomponent,
119>butwedon'tneedtoquibbleoverterminology.
120>Whatsortofexperimentwouldyoupropose?
121>There'sagenerallyacceptedpatterninthisarea.
122>Iwouldpickyouup,takeyoutoarestaurant.
123>Thenwewouldseeamovie,
124>probablyaromanticcomedyfeaturingthetalents
125>ofhughgrantorsandrabullock.
126>Interesting.
127>Andwouldyouagreethattheprimaryway
128>wewouldevaluateeitherthesuccessorfailureofthedatewouldbebased
129>onthebiochemicalreactionduringthegoodnightkiss?
130>Heartrate,pheromones,etc.Yes.
131>Whydon'twejuststipulatethatthedategoeswellandmovetothekeyvariable?
132>Youmeankissyounow?
133>Yes.
134>Canyoudefinetheparametersofthekiss?
135>Close-mouthedbutromantic.Mint?
136>Thankyou.
137>shallIcountdownfromthree?
138>No,Ithinkitneedstobespontaneous.
139>Whatdoyouthink?
140>Youproposedtheexperiment.Ithinkyoushouldpresentyourfindingsfirst.
141>Fairenough.
142>Ontheplusside,itwasagoodkiss.
143>Reasonabletechnique,noextraneousspittle.
144>Ontheotherhand,noarousal.
145>-None?
-None.
146>Well,thankyouforyourtime.
147>ThankU.
148>Noneatall?
149>Sheldon,ifyouwerearobot,andIknewandyoudidn'T......
150>wouldyouwantmetotellyou?
151>Thatdepends.
152>WhenIlearnthatI'marobot...
153>willIbeabletohandleit?
154>Maybe--althoughthehistoryofsciencefictionisnotonyourside.
155>Okay,uh,letmeaskyouthis--
156>whenIlearnthatI'marobot,
157>wouldIbeboundbyasimov'sthreelawsofrobotics?
158>Youmightbeboundbythemrightnow.
159>That'strue.
160>Haveyoueverharmedahumanbeing
161>orthroughinactionallowedahumanbeingtocometoharm?
162>Ofcoursenot.
163>Haveyoueverharmedyourselforallowedyourselftobeharmedexceptincases
164>whereahumanbeingwouldhavebeenendangered?
165>Well,no.
166>Ismellrobot.
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167>Hey,what'sgoingon?
168>Internet'sbeendownforhalfanhour.
169>Also,sheldonmaybearobot.
170>Sohow'ditgowithleslie?
171>Oh,wetriedkissing,buttheearthdidn'tmove.
172>Imean,anymorethanthe383milesthatitwasgoingtomoveanyway.
173>Oh,I'veseenthatlookbefore.
174>Thisisjustgoingtobetwoweeksofmoping
175>andtediousemosongs
176>andcallingmetocomedowntopetstorestolookatcats.
177>Idon'tknowifIcantakeit.
178>Youcouldpowerdown.
179>Well,asusual,wolowitzhasthesolution.
180>Ihappentoknowaplacewherethereareplentyofeligiblewomen
181>andleonardcouldhavehispick.
182>rememberthelatinhips.
183>Shouldersstaystill,and...wesway.
184>One,two,three......
185>five,six,seven.
186>Ithinkmrs.Tishman'sgothereyeonyou.
187>I'vebeenthere.You'reinforatreat.
188>Shesaid,"youdon'tknowme"
189>"youdon'tevencare"
190>oh,yeah...
191>oh,goodlord.
192>Shesaid,"youdon'tknowme"
193>"youdon'twearmychains"
194>oh,yeah.God,that'sagoodsong.
195>Ifyou'recompilingamixcdforadoublesuicide.
196>Oh,Ihopethatscratchingpostisforyou.
197>Iknowwhatyou'rethinking.I'vetakenyourasthmaintoaccount.
198>There'safelinegeneticistinsandiego
199>who'sdevelopedthecutestlittlehypoallergeniccalicos.
200>Leonard,listentome...
201>I'vebeenthinkingaboutnames.
202>I'mkindoftornbetweeneinstein,newtonandsergeantfuzzyboots.
203>Leonard,doyoureallythinkyoucansatisfyyourneed
204>forarelationshhwitipageneticallyalteredcat?
205>Maybe.
206>Ifit'sacute,little,cuddlycat.
207>Oh,comeon.Leonard...
208>thisisobviouslyaboutpenny.
209>Itdoesn'tmatter.
210>Thewoman'snotinterestedinme.Thewomanrejectedme.
211>Okay,look,
212>Ithinkthatyouhaveasmuchofachanceofhavingasexualrelationshipwithpenny
213>asthehubbletelescopedoesofdiscoveringatthecenterofeveryblackhole
214>isalittlemanwithaflashlightsearchingforacircuitbreaker.
215>Nevertheless,
216>Idofeelobligatedtopointouttoyouthatshedidnotrejectyou.
217>Youdidnotaskherout.
218>You'reright.
219>Ididn'taskherout.Ishouldaskherout.
220>No,no,nowthatwasnotmypoint.
221>Mypointwasdon'tbuyacat.
222>No,butyou'reright.
223>Ishouldmarchoverthereandaskherout.
224>Oh,goody,we'regettingacat.
225>Uh...no.
226>Oh,hey,leonard.
227>Goodafternoon,penny.So,hi...hey.
228>Uh...
229>Iwaswonderingifyouhadplansfordinner.
230>Uh,youmeandinnertonight?
231>Thereisaninherentambiguityintheword"dinner.
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232>"Technicallyitreferstothelargestmealofthedaywheneverit'sconsumed.
233>Sotoclarifyhere,bydinnerImeansupper.
234>-Supper?
-Ordinner.
235>Iwasthinking6:
30ifyoucan