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nanny保姆日记台词

Thenanny

Name:

AnnieBraddock

Age:

21

Areaofinterest:

anthropology

Describeyourworkexperienceasitrelatetoyourintendedfield:

（mygodwheredoIbegin）

AttentiontheMuseumonNatureHistorywillbeclosingin15minutes.Pleaseexitthehallbyusingthewesternstaircase.

-Child-rearingaroundtheworldboastsawidevarietyofcustomsandmores.ButperhapsthemostbizarresocialpatternscanbefoundwithinthesmallislandcommunityofManhattan.

-Asshole.混蛋

-TheinhabitantsofregionknownastheUpperEastSidehavethemostprosperousyetidiosyncraticsocialsystemsontheplanet.Aftersuccessfullymatingandproducingofferingthemenareoftendistantanduninvolvedleavingtheirwomentohantgatherandprovidefortheirfamily.YettheresourcefulmothersofUpperEastSidehaveplentyoftimetoparticipateinavarietyofsex-role-specialactivities.Theseincludebodymutilation,sacredmeditation,evenfastingrituals.Whichbringsustoourfocusonchild-rearingwhoactuallydoesit?

WellinAfricatheyhaveasaying.Ittakesavillagetoraiseachild,butforthetrikkeoftheUpperEastSideittakesjustonepersonthenanny.Okaysowhat’sdepictedhereisnotatypicalritual.Butrathertheunravelingofonesuchnanny.Actuallythisnannyisme.AndwhyI’mtellingoffateddybearisthesubjectofthefielddiary.Ifbychancemyreportsterotypesofgeographicallyprofilesforgiveme.I’mnotexactlyandobjectiveobserver.

-Masterinecomomicminorincommunication-ElainBassen.

-honorsinurbanplanningminorinsociology-AnnieBraddock.

sohereIamafewmothersbeforetheteddybearincident,AnativeNewJerseygirlparticipatinginadreadedrite-of-passageceremony.

-ohmygod

-Spazz白痴

Andhereisthewomanrearedmeprettymuchallbyherself,sheisanurse.Notetheshoes.-whatisit?

-you’llsee

-thankyou

-Iknowit’snotmuch,butIwantedtobuyyouyourfirstbusinesssuit,

-thanks,thankyou.

-youcanlookbackonthiswhenyou’reafamousCFO.

-ohMom,goshcomeonit’sonemeetingatGoldmenAachs.It’shighlycompetitive.I’mprobablynevergonnagetthejob.

-allright,stopwiththenegative,yourfatherwasalwaysnegativeandlookwhereitgothim.Double-widetrailerinScranton.

-inScranton.

-HoneyI’mnotkiddingIwouldgivetheworldtobesittingwhereyou’resittingrightnow.You’resomuchsmarterthanIwas.

Nomanisgonnasquashyourdreamsnoone’sgonnatellyouhowtoliveyourlife.

-maybeI’mnotCFOmaterialyouknow?

nowhatifI’mbettersuitedatsomething.

-somethingeles?

Likewhat?

Anthropology?

Honeyhowareyougonnamakealivingatthat?

LookifyoureallywanttorunaroundingrassskirtsthenmakeenoughmoneytospendChristmasatclubMed.

-Annieit’s7:

15.Getmovingoryou’regonnabelate.

NewJerseyPathtraintoManhattanarrivingontracktwo.

-ohgoodness.Ihavetoadmirethiscorporatedrag

-wellatleastI’mnotwearinglastnightoutfitat8:

00am,partygirl.

-Let’sjustsaythatyoumissedafabulousthrow-dowm.AndTomWaylanwasthere.So?

Heaskedaboutyoutwice.

-allrightIgonnago

-reallifeawait.

-god

-youknowIbetnoneofthoseculturesyoustudypracticesuchrigorouscelibacy?

-youeverheardoftheshakers?

-yseandthey’reextinct.

-excuseme.Sir?

-yeah?

-Igotoffatthewrongstop.CanyoutellmewhereChambersStreetisplease?

-youseethebuildingwithredumbrella.

-yes

-it’saboutfiveblocksbelowthat.

-oh.Shit

Ourfinancialanalysttrainningprogramissocompetitive.Wehaveover8,000applicatonsfor10position.

-sowhydon’tyoutellmeinyourownwordswhoexactlyisAnnieBraddock?

-that’scertainlyaneasyenoughquestion.

AnnieBraddockisakind…I’m

-goon

-wellyousee…Ihaveabsolutelynoidea…excuseme.

WhoisAnnieBraddock?

Itwasn’texactlyatrickquestion?

YetsomehowIcouldn’tformulatearesponse.OfcourseIknewallthebasicfactsthedateofbirth,hometown,socioeconomicmakeup.ButIdidn’tknowwhoIwaswhereIfitin.whoIwasaonnabe.Iwassuddenlyterrified.I’dneverfindtheanswer.

-IneedfiverollsoffabricovernightedfromLondon.Idon’tcarehowmuchitcost?

Howabouther?

ThiswomancouldbeAnnieBraddock.?

TribecaFashionista

Age:

30

Occupation:

TextileDesigner

AnnualIncome:

$350.000

MaritalStatus:

Divorced,GreatAlimony.

OrperhapsthisisAnnieBraddock.

ParkSlopeLawyer

Age:

32

Occupation:

EnvironmentalLaw

AnnualIncome:

$425.000

MaritalStatus:

LesbianLife,partner

Itseemedmyfuturewasfinallyset.AcentralparkbagladyIwouldbe.AtleastI’dfinallygettoliveinManhattan.ButbeforeIofficiallysurroundedtofate.Something…orratherthansomeone…intervened.

-hellothere.

-hiareyouokay?

-getoffmeyoupervert.

-doyoubelongtoanyonelittlemain?

-Grayer.

-Ibelongtoyou.

-Grayer.Ohgod.Thankyousomuch.Youjustavertedaminordisaster.

ThewomanfeaturedheretheonewearingtheDiorsnakeskinjacketandLvuisVuittonshoes.IsunfortunatelynotAnnieBraddock.

FifthAvenueMom

Age:

UnderDeabte

Occupation:

None

AnnualIncome:

None

MaritalStatus:

Hitpaydirt.

SheisinfactaperfectfemalespecimenfromtheUpperEastSideclan.Forthepurposeofthiscasestudy.We’lljustcallherMrs.X.

-hi,I’mMrs.X.let’smeapologizeformyferalson.

-ohnoneedtoapologize.PleaseIlivekidsI’mAnnie.

-you’reananny?

Oh!

-no,I’mnot

-nowonder.You’resogoodwithchildren

-ohI’mnot.

-actuallyIjustlostmynanny-Bertie.WhichiswhyI’mnotinthisgodforsakenparkbymyself.-okay.

-sheleftustogogetmarried.

-allright.

-ohmygod.Areyouemployed?

-nounfortunately.I

-fabulous.Lookhere.Hereismycard.Pleasecallmelaterthisweek.We’llschedulealunch.Anywhereyou’dliketogo.

-I’msorry.

-themarktheFourSeason.UnfortunatelyIhavetorunbutIreallylookforwardtohearingfromyou.

-I’msorry.Ireallythinkyoumisunderstoodme…I

-Ihaveaverygoodfeelingaboutthis

-callme

-Pardonme.Icouldn’thelpbutoverhear.I’mlookingforanewnannytoo.CanIgiveyoumycardaswell.

-Excuseme.Ipaywellaboveaverage.

-Ihaveacardtoocallme.

-IhaveaplaceintheHamptons.

-DonaldTrumplivesinmybuilding.

Itseemedthatfatenowofferedmeawonderfulalternative,aopportunitytocompletelyduckoutofmylife.SoIdecidedforonesummertoabandonAnnieBraddockandtradeherinforabrand-newperson-nanny.Ofcoursetherewasonetinyproblem.EverythingIknewaboutnannyingcamefromthemovies.EvensoIfellasleepconfidentthatI’dmagicallyfindmyway.

-Anniegetyourfeetonthegroundyounglady.

ThefactthatIhadnochild-careexperiencematteredlittletothematriarchsoftheUpperEastSide.

-eventhoughIdon’thaveajob.Ijustdon’tseemtohaveenoughtimeformyself.

AlltheyneededtoknowwasthatIwaswhiteacollegegradandterminallysingle.

-asyoucanseemyhusbandIaregettingadivorce.Soyouandthekidsmustremainonmysideoftheapartmentatalltimesuntilthecustodybattleissettled.

InshortIwastheChanelbagofnannies.

-Iheardthroughthegrapevineyou’vebeenmeetingwithalotofpeople.SoIthoughtyoumightappreciateacivilizedlunchatBergdorf’sratherthanbeinginterviewedattheapartment.

-Thankyouthat’sveryconsiderate.

-notreally.Ijustlovetoeatout.

I’llprobablycomeupwithamillionexcuseforustogohavelunch.ImeanifyouendupwithusImean…

-ready?

-Doyouknowwhatyou’rehaving?

Idon’tmeantorushyou.ButI’mattendinga2:

00lectureattheParent’sSocietySupperMom.TringtoJuggle.Itall

-I’lljusthavetheburger.Thanks.

-Ican’tguaranteethatthemeathereisantibiotic-free.ButthechefhereisfromBrittany.SoIhighlyrecommendthecrepeBretagne.Deuxs’ilvousplait.

-ok.Excellentchoice.-thanks.

-you’refromNewJersey.

-unfortunately.

-ohno,therearesomeverylovelypartsofthatstate.FriendsofourshaveahorsefarminUpperSaddleRiver.

-reallyIhearit’sreallynicethere.

-I’llhavetotakeyouridingthereoneday.Oktellmemore.Iwanttoknowallaboutyou.

-uh,

-I’mfromConnecticutactually.IwenttoSmithanddon’tbelievetherumorweweren’talllesbians.AftergraduationImovedhereandstartedrunningtheGagosian-theartgallery.

-ohit’sablast.Butyoureally,youcan’tdothatsortofthing.Whenyou’rerasingachildtheparties,theschmoozing,thetravel.

-ohexcuseme.

-ohBitsy.

-I’vesobeenmeaningtocall

-isthereanythingatallIcando?

-notunlessyouknowahitman.

-thatlawyerJeanieWhitemanrecommendedwasnohelpatall.

-Iamsosorry.

-turnsoutallourassetsareactuallyinTucker’scompany’sname.AllI’mgettingisamillionflat.

-that’sappalling

-ifI’dknownitwouldgothisfar,Iwouldhavejustturnedablindeye.AnywayenjoytherestofyourlunchbeforeIruinthattoo.

-I’llcallyoulaterthisweek.Sweetheart.

-suchashame.

-butsheshouldhaveseenitcoming.

-everyoneelsedid.Anywaywherewerewe?

Ah,yes.AfterGagosianImetMr.X.

-youknowmygrandmotherworkedasadomestic.Sowewouldn’thaveto…andhereyouarefreshoutofcollegevoluntarilytakingdnannygig.

-Itoldyouthisisnotalifelongcommitment.okay.It’sjustawayformetoyetmyheadtogether.

-besidesthemoneyisgreat.Ifinallygettomovetothecity.

-I’mmovingtothecitytogotogradschoolnottobesomebody’sservant.Plusyouknowyou’rewrongoryouwouldn’tbelyingtoyourmother.

-thisisalljusthappeningtoofast.Idon’tunderstandwhyyoucan’tjustliv