nanny保姆日记台词.docx

1、nanny保姆日记台词The nanny Name: Annie Braddock Age: 21 Area of interest: anthropology Describe your work experience as it relate to your intended field: (my god where do I begin) Attention the Museum on Nature History will be closing in 15minutes. Please exit the hall by using the western staircase. -Chi

2、ld-rearing around the world boasts a wide variety of customs and mores.But perhaps the most bizarre social patterns can be found within the small island community of Manhattan. -Asshole.混蛋 -The inhabitants of region known as the Upper East Side have the most prosperous yet idiosyncratic social syste

3、ms on the planet. After successfully mating and producing offering the men are often distant and uninvolved leaving their women to hant gather and provide for their family. Yet the resourceful mothers of Upper East Side have plenty of time to participate in a variety of sex-role-special activities.

4、These include body mutilation, sacred meditation, even fasting rituals. Which brings us to our focus on child-rearing who actually does it? Well in Africa they have a saying. It takes a village to raise a child, but for the trikke of the Upper East Side it takes just one person the nanny. Okay so wh

5、ats depicted here is not a typical ritual. But rather the unraveling of one such nanny. Actually this nanny is me. And why Im telling off a teddy bear is the subject of the field diary. If by chance my report sterotypes of geographically profiles forgive me. Im not exactly and objective observer. -M

6、aster in ecomomic minor in communication-Elain Bassen. -honors in urban planning minor in sociology-Annie Braddock. so here I am a few mothers before the teddy bear incident, A native New Jersey girl participating in a dreaded rite-of-passage ceremony. -oh my god -Spazz白痴 And here is the woman reare

7、d me pretty much all by herself, she is a nurse. Note the shoes. -what is it? -youll see -thank you -I know its not much, but I wanted to buy you your first business suit , -thanks, thank you. -you can look back on this when youre a famous CFO. -oh Mom, gosh come on its one meeting at Goldmen Aachs.

8、 Its highly competitive. Im probably never gonna get the job. -all right, stop with the negative, your father was always negative and look where it got him. Double-wide trailer in Scranton. -in Scranton. -Honey Im not kidding I would give the world to be sitting where youre sitting right now. Youre

9、so much smarter than I was. No man is gonna squash your dreams no ones gonna tell you how to live you r life. -maybe Im not CFO material you know? no what if Im better suited at something . -something eles? Like what? Anthropology? Honey how are you gonna make a living at that? Look if you really wa

10、nt to run around in grass skirts then make enough money to spend Christmas at club Med. -Annie its 7:15. Get moving or youre gonna be late. New Jersey Path train to Manhattan arriving on track two. -oh goodness. I have to admire this corporate drag -well at least Im not wearing lastnight outfit at 8

11、:00am, party girl. -Lets just say that you missed a f abulous throw-dowm. And Tom Waylan was there. So? He asked about you twice. -all right I gonna go -real life await. -god -you know I bet none of those cultures you study practice such rigorous celibacy? -you ever heard of the shakers? -yse and th

12、eyre extinct. -excuse me. Sir? -yeah? -I got off at the wrong stop. Can you tell me where Chambers Street is please? -you see the building with red umbrella. -yes -its about five blocks below that. -oh. Shit Our financial analyst trainning program is so competitive. We have over 8,000 applicatons fo

13、r 10 position. -so why dont you tell me in your own words who exactly is Annie Braddock? -thats certainly an easy enough question. Annie Braddock is a kind Im -go on -well you see I have absolutely no idea excuse me. Who is Annie Braddock? It wasnt exactly a trick question? Yet somehow I couldnt for

14、mulate a response. Of course I knew all the basic facts the date of birth, home town, socioeconomic makeup. But I didnt know who I was where I fit in. who I was aonna be. I was suddenly terrified. Id never find the answer. -I need five rolls of fabric overnighted from London. I dont care how much it

15、 cost? How about her? This woman could be Annie Braddock.? Tribeca Fashionista Age:30 Occupation: Textile Designer Annual Income:$350.000 Marital Status: Divorced, Great Alimony. Or perhaps this is Annie Braddock. Park Slope Lawyer Age:32 Occupation: Environmental Law Annual Income:$425.000 Marital

16、Status: Lesbian Life, partner It seemed my future was finally set. A central park bag lady I would be. At least Id finally get to live in Manhattan. But before I officially surrounded to fate. Somethingor rather than someone intervened. -hello there. -hi are you okay? -get off me you pervert. -do yo

17、u belong to anyone little main? -Grayer. -I belong to you. -Grayer. Oh god. Thank you so much. You just averted a minor disaster. The woman featured here the one wearing the Dior snakeskin jacket and Lvuis Vuitton shoes. Is unfortunately not Annie Braddock. Fifth Avenue Mom Age: Under Deabte Occupat

18、ion :None Annual Income: None Marital Status: Hit paydirt. She is in fact a perfect female specimen from the Upper East Side clan. For the purpose of this case study. Well just call her Mrs. X. -hi, Im Mrs. X. l ets me apologize for my feral son. -oh no need to apologize. Please I live kids Im Annie

19、. -youre a nanny? Oh! -no, Im not -no wonder. Youre so good with children -oh Im not. -actually I just lost my nanny-Bertie. Which is why Im not in this godforsaken park by myself. -okay. -she left us to go get married. -all right. -oh my god. Are you employed? -no unfortunately. I -fabulous. Look h

20、ere. Here is my card. Please call me la ter this week. Well schedule a lunch. Anywhere youd like to go. -Im sorry. -the mark the Four Season. Unfortunately I have to run but I really look forward to hearing from you. -Im sorry. I really think you misunderstood meI -I have a very good feeling about t

21、his -call me -Pardon me. I couldnt help but overhear. Im looking for a new nanny too. Can I give you my card as well. -Excuse me. I pay well above average. -I have a card too call me. -I have a place in the Hamptons. -Donald Trump lives in my building. It seemed that fate now offered me a wonderful

22、alternative, a opportunity to completely duck out of my life. So I decided for one summer to abandon Annie Braddock and trade her in for a brand-new person-nanny. Of course there was one tiny problem. Everything I knew about nannying came from the movies. Even so I fell asleep confident that Id magi

23、cally find my way. -Annie get your feet on the ground young lady. The fact that I had no child-care experience mattered little to the matriarchs of the Upper East Side. -even though I dont have a job. I just dont seem to have enough time for myself. All they needed to know was that I was white a col

24、lege grad and terminally single. -as you can see my husband I are getting a divorce. So you and the kids must remain on my side of the apartment at all times until the custody battle is settled. In short I was the Chanel bag of nannies. -I heard through the grapevine youve been meeting with a lot of

25、 people. So I thought you might appreciate a civilized lunch at Bergdorfs rather than being interviewed at the apartment. -Thank you thats very considerate. -not really. I just love to eat out. Ill probably come up with a million excuse for us to go have lunch. I mean if you end up with us I mean -r

26、eady? -Do you know what youre having? I dont mean to rush you. But Im attending a 2:00 lecture at the Parents Society Supper Mom. Tring to Juggle. It all -Ill just have the burger. Thanks. -I cant gua rantee that the meat here is antibiotic-free. But the chef here is from Brittany. So I highly recom

27、mend the crepe Bretagne. Deux sil vous plait. -ok. Excellent choice.-thanks. -youre from New Jersey. -unfortunately. -oh no, there are some very lovely parts of that state. Friends of ours have a horse farm in Upper Saddle River. -really I hear its really nice there. -Ill have to take you riding the

28、re one day. Ok tell me more. I want to know all about you. -uh, -Im from Connecticut actually. I went to Smith and dont believe the rumor we werent all lesbians. After graduation I moved here and started running the Gagosian-the art gallery. -oh its a blast. But you really, you cant do that sort of

29、thing. When youre rasing a child the parties, the schmoozing, the travel. -oh excuse me. -oh Bitsy. -Iv e so been meaning to call -is there anything at all I can do? -not unless you know a hit man. -that lawyer Jeanie Whiteman recommended was no help at all. -I am so sorry. -turns out all our assets

30、 are actually in Tuckers companys name. All Im getting is a million flat. -thats appalling -if Id known it would go this far, I would have just turned a blind eye. Anyway enjoy the rest of your lunch before I ruin that too. -Ill call you later this week. S weetheart. -such a shame. -but she should h

31、ave seen it coming. -everyone else did. Anyway where were we? Ah, yes. After Gagosian I met Mr.X. -you know my grandmother worked as a domestic. So we wouldnt have to and here you are fresh out of college voluntarily taking d nanny gig. -I told you this is not a lifelong commitment. okay. Its just a

32、 way for me to yet my head together. -besides the money is great. I finally get to move to the city. -Im moving to the city to go to grad school not to be somebod ys servant. Plus you know youre wrong or you wouldnt be lying to your mother. -this is all just happening too fast. I dont understand why you cant just liv