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SOUTHPARK1110

SOUTHPARK

11X10-IMAGINATIONLAND

（1）

OriginalAirdate（COM）:

17-OCT-2007

"SOUTHPARK"andotherrelatedentitiesareowned,（TM）and?

byTREYPARKER&MATTSTONEviaCOMEDYCENTRALandCOMEDYPARTNERSinassociationwithIMPORTANTTELEVISION.Thistranscriptispostedherewithouttheirpermission,approval,authorizationorendorsement.Anyreproduction,duplication,distributionordisplayofthismaterialinanyformorbyanymeansisexpresslyprohibited.Itisabsolutelyforbiddentouseitforcommercialgain.Forentertainmentandeducationalpurposesonly.Noinfringementintended.

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SUMMARY:

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ThedoorsofawholenewdimensionarethrownopenandtheboysofSouthParkwalkrightonin.FindingCartman抯leprechaunisjustthetipoftheicebergwhentheboysareabouttohavetheentirecontentsoftheworld抯imaginationlaidbeforethem.TheboysrealizethatwhattheyknowhasbecomeavaluablecommoditytotheU.S.government.Meanwhile,Buttersisabouttobecomecollateraldamage.

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TRANSCRIPT:

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[TheforestoutsideSouthPark,day.Thecamerapansdownfromthetreesandsettlesontheforestfloor,onwhichCartmanappears,followedbyTweek.Cartmanisdressedlikealumberjack,withflannelshirt,vest,andrope.]

Cartman:

Allright,let'stryoverhere.[pointsstraightahead.Jasonappearsbehindthem]Setuptrapsthere,andthereaswell.[pointsright]LasttimeIsawhimheranrightthroughhere.[moves,revealingStanfurtherback.Cartmanmovestohisleft,andKyleisseensittingonafallentree]

Kyle:

Thisissoretarded,Cartman.You'vegoteveryonebelievingyourstupidstory.

Cartman:

[setsupatripwirebetweentwostones]Itisn'tastory,it'strue!

Isawaleprechaun.I'veseenhimcomethroughherethreedaysinarownow.[dropstherope,walksforward,andwhipsoutawalkie-talkie]HawkEyes,thisisDragonWind.Doyoucopy?

Clyde:

ThisisHawkEyes.We'vesetupthenetandwe'restandingby.[behndhimareJimmy,Jason,andCraighoistingthenetintoplace]

Cartman:

Copythat,HawkEyes.KeepsurveillancetagAlphaNiner.DragonWindout.[TweekjoinsStaninthebackground]

Kyle:

Justadmityouwerelying,Cartman,sothateveryonecangohome!

Cartman:

O-hono!

Wehaveadeal,Kyle!

IfIcanprovethere'saleprechain,youhavetosuckmyballs,remember?

!

[whipsouthiswalkietalkie]DragonWindtoBlackie:

What'syoursix,Blackei?

Token:

[pissedoff]...Idon'twantthecodenameBlackie.

Cartman:

Codenamesarewhattheyare,Blackie!

Checkyoursixandalertwheninposition!

[putsawaythewalkietalkieandgetsbacktosettingthetripwire.]

Kyle:

Thisisfuckingretarded!

Cartman:

Hahaha,gettingnervous,Kyle?

Whenthatleprechausshowsupyoumustsuckmyballs!

Don'tforgetIhaveasignedcontractfromyou.[finishessettingthetripwire]

Kyle:

Yeah,andifyoucouldn'tprovetherewasaleprechaun,youhavetogivemetendollars!

Nowjustpayupandstopbeingstupid!

Cartman:

[whispersloudly]Goddamnit,whyhasn'titshownupyet?

[whipsoutthewalkietalkie]DragonWindtoFaggot!

Comein,Faggot!

Butters:

[standsonalookoutplatformwithatelescopenexttohim.Heanswersinasubduedmanner]Thisisfaggot.Goahead.

Cartman:

FaggotIneedyoutokeepsurveillanceNorthtoNorthEast.Checkbackinfive.

Butters:

Okay,willdo.Faggotout.[turnsrightandlooksthroughthetelescope]Waagh.

Kyle:

Okay,that'senough.[hopsoffthetreeandwalksforward]Everybody!

Cartmanisjustpullingoneofhisstupidtricksoneveryone,becausehe'stryingtogetoutofadealhemade!

Cartman:

Itwashere,Iswearit!

Idon'tknowwhyit'snotshowin'upthistime!

Kyle:

Youdidn'tseealeprechaun,fatass!

Ifyoucouldproveit,Ihadtosuckyourballs,butifyoucouldn't,youhadtopaymetendollars!

Payup!

Butters:

Uh,Igotsomethin'!

Igotit!

[theotherboysturnandpayattention]It'suh...OhjeezIthnkit'saleprechaun!

Cartman:

[toToken]SetoffdiversiontrackC!

[Tokensetsoffasmallbombunderapileofleaves.Nearbyaleprechaunskipsintoview,thenstopsuponseeingtheboys]

Stan:

Dude...

Jimmy:

Fuh,fuckme,it'saleprechaun.

Cartman:

[chargingforth]Getit!

[theleprechaunrunsaway,andtheboysgivechase]Getthatfuckingleprechaun!

Iwantitalive!

[theleprechauncrawlsunderatreetrunkandgetsup.Hetripsoveraropeandanetdescendsonhim;hedodgesitandrunsoff.Herunsintoabushandtripsaslidingdoor,whichdropsdownbehindhim.Ittrapshiminacage.Helooksaroundforawayout,butseestheboyscrowdin.]

Butters:

Wow.

Stan:

Cool.

Craig:

Noway.

Token:

Whoa.

Jason:

Wow.

Cartman:

[makinghiswaythrough,outofbreath]Eugh!

Uh,moveaside!

Moveaside!

Allright,butthole,where'sthegold?

!

Leprechaun:

Youladsdon'tknowwhatyou'redoin'.Ineedtodeliveranimportantmessage!

There'sgoin'tobeanattack!

Cartman:

[getsoutaBowieknife]Tellmewherethegoldisoryoudie!

[unsheathsit]Slow!

[theleprechaunmakesarainbowwithhisrighthand,anditteleportshimoutanddisappears]

Stan:

Where'dhego?

[theleprechaunappearsonatreelimbbehindtheboys;theyturntolookathimagain]

Leprechaun:

Iwassenttowarnofaterroristattack,butyouboyshavemademelate.Nowtheterroristswillprevail!

Theendisnear!

[theleprechaunmakesarainbowwithhisrighthand,anditteleportshimawayanddisappears]

Craig:

Dude.

Cartman:

[walksuptoKyleandclearshisthroat]Kyle,suckmyballs.[bringsoutthecontractbothofthemsigned.Kylestandsmotionless]

SOUTHPARK

KYLESUCKSCARTMAN'SBALLS

THETRILOGY

[ThisintroplayssomewhatliketheSupermanintros.ThecamerapansdownamdsettlesontheBroflovskihouse.]

[Thediningroom.Thefamilyisatdinner,eatingsilently.Kylehasgotsomethingonhismind,ashe'snoteatng.]

Kyle:

Dad,wheredoleprechaunscomefrom?

Gerald:

[notskippingabeat]FromIreland.

Kyle:

So...whywouldonecometoAmericatowarnusaboutaterroristattack.

Sheila:

Kyle,leprechaunsaren'treal.You'realmostninenow;youneedtounderstandthedifferencebeweenrealandimaginary.

Kyle:

IthoughtIdid.[thedoorbellringsandSheilarisestogetthedoor]

Cartman:

[walksinwiththecontractandacamera]Ohhh,Ms.Broflovski,howareyouthisfineevening?

Sheila:

Oh,helloEric.[leadshimtothedinngroom]Kyle,yourfriendishere.

Cartman:

Hello,Mr.Broflovski,Ike.Niceevening,isn'tit?

WellKyle,shallwegouptoyourroomforafewminutes.

Kyle:

[getsoffhisseatandstandsbetweenCartmanandthetable]Getoutofhere,Cartman,we'reeatingdinner!

Cartman:

Uhh,Kyle,Ibelieveacertainsomeoneissupposedtoputacertainsetofballsintheirmouth.

Kyle:

I'mnotdoingit,fatass!

Gerald:

Doingwhat?

Cartman:

Wehadadeal,Kyle!

Kyle:

Justgetoutofhere!

Cartman:

[walksuptoKyle]Yousignedanagreement,Kyle!

!

Gerald:

Idon'tcareifIsignedanagreement!

Kyle:

AhheynowKyle,ifyoumadeadealwithsomebody,youhavetostickbyit.

Cartman:

Thankyou,Mr.Broflovski.

Gerald:

Whatwastheagreement?

Kyle:

Thatifhecouldproveleprechaunsexist,Iwouldsuckhisballs.

Sheila:

Whatwhatwhat?

!

Cartman:

Andtherewasaleprechaun!

Yousawit,Kyle!

!

[Aneighborhoodclearing,day.Stan,Butters,Jimmy,andKennyareworkingonamassivesnowsculpture.Kylewalksuptothem.]

Kyle:

Heydudes.[theboysstopandpayattention]

Jimmy:

HeyKyle.So,...howwasit?

Kyle:

Howwaswhat?

Jimmy:

SuckingCartman'sb-balls.

Kyle:

Ididn'tsuckhisballs,allright?

!

AndandI'mnotgoingto!

Stan:

[walksuptohim]Dude,whydidyoueveragreetosuckhisballsinthefirstplace.

Kyle:

UchIdidn'tthinktherewouldactuallybealeprechaun!

AndIstilldon't!

Whywouldaleprechaunbewarningusofaterroristattack?

!

There'sanotherexplanationforallthis.

FancifulMayor:

[dressedinaSouthernVictorianoutfit,polka-dotttedyellowpants,andcurledshoes]Excuseme.Haveyouboysseenaleprechaunanywherelately?

Stan:

...Whatdoyouknowabouttheleprechaun?

FancifulMayor:

Ooooo,thenyoudidseehim.[twirls]That'ssplendiferous!

Iwantyoutotellmeeverythinghesaid.Wherewashe?

Whatwashedoing?

Kyle:

AllrightI'vehadenough!

Leprechaunsareimaginary!

FancifulMayor:

Wellofcoursetheyare.Butjustbecausethey'reimaginarydoesn'tmeanthey'renotreal.Haven'tyouboyseverusedyourimagination?

[whipsoutastripedcaneandturnstoStan]Youyoungman!

Howwouldyouliketobeacowboy?

Ora-swashbucklingpirate?

[movesovertoKyle]Andyou!

Howwouldyouliketobeanastronaut,faaaroutinspace?

Allittakesisalittle...[tapshisheadwithhislefthand]imagination.

Stan:

Whothehellareyou?

FancifulMayor:

Stillnotconvinced,eh?

Itellyouwhat,boys.Whatsaywealltakearideonmy...ImaginationFlyingMachine?

[beforethemappearsanelegantredblimpwithfoursmalleryellowballoonsfromwhichhangsasmallwoddenshipwiththreewheelsunderneathitforlandingonsolidground]

Kyle:

Dude.

FancifulMayor:

Hopaboard,kids.Ihavesomethingtoshowyou.

Butters:

Uhhh,areyougonnarapus?

FancifulMayor:

[confused]Ubeuh...uh...n...no?

Butters:

Ahallrightthen.

Stan:

Comeon,guys.[theothersfollowhim,withButterstrailing.]

Butters:

Watchit,fellas.I'mprettysurethisguywantstorapeus.

FancifulMayor:

AllaboardtheImaginationBalloon!

[soundstheboardingbella