经典美剧《老友记》第五季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

WhatamIsittingon?

Topoftheworld?

Dockofthebay?

I'mout.

Oh,undies!

Whosearethey?

-Whosearethey?

-Notmine.

Joey's!

GottobeJoey's.

They'remine.

See,Joey's.They'reJoe-Joe-Joey's.

Whyaretheyhere?

Idon'tknow.

BecauseI'mJoey.

I'mdisgusting.

Itakemyunderwearoffinotherpeople'shomes.

Getthemoutofhere.What'swrongwithyou?

对啊好恶

-Takethem!

-Igotthem.

Youcantouchthem.They'reyours.

Chandler?

Aword?

I'mtiredofcoveringforyoutwo.Thishasgottostop.

Tighty-whiteys?

Whatareyou,8?

Thankyou,Joey,somuch.

You'renotwelcome,okay?

Look,Ihatethis.Youguyskeepembarrassingme.

Yesterday,Rachelfoundyourrazorinourbathroom.

Isaiditwasmine,andthatIwasplayingawomaninaplay.

Thenonethingledtoanother,and....

Andaroundtheankles,thatisatoughspot.

Itwas.Allright,listen

Allthislyinghasbeenhardonustoo.

Yeah,Ibetallthesexmakesiteasier.

Yeah,actually.

Meanwhile,IgetRachelshovingyourunderwearinmyface...

...andaskingwhenshecancomeseemestarinUglyWoman.

We'llbemorecareful.

Wedon'twantthemtoknowbecauseit'sgoingreallywell.

Andmaybeit'sgoingwellbecauseit'sasecret.

Itsoundsweird,butwe'resobadatrelationships.

-Weare.Helpus!

-Help!

Allright.Butyoudoitwithmeonce.

-Joey!

-Didn'tthinkso.

TheOneWithRoss'Sandwich

51

Doesanybodyelsejusttakeofftheirunderwearwhenthey'rehot?

菲比

Whatareyoureading?

WutheringHeights.

Ihavetofinishitbytomorrowformyliteratureclass.

You'retakingaclass?

That'ssocool.

IreallylikedthatLamazeclassItook.

IthoughtthistimeI'dgoforsomethingmoreintellectual...

...withalesspainfulfinalexam.

Thatsoundslikefun.

Oh,youshouldcomewithme!

ThenI'llhavesomeonetositwith.

好啊

Doyouhavetimetoreadit?

Ireaditinschool.

Thisisgoingtobesomuchfun!

Ihavetofinish.

Butwhattimedoestheclassstart?

嗨

What'swrong,buddy?

Someoneatworkatemysandwich.

Whatdidthepolicesay?

MyThanksgivingleftoversandwich.

Ican'tbelievesomeoneateit.

It'sjustasandwich.

Justasandwich?

Iam30yearsold,okay?

I'llbedivorcedtwiceandIgotevicted.

Thatsandwichwastheonlygoodthinginmylife!

Someoneatetheonlygoodthinggoingoninmylife!

That'sanicesweatervest.

Ihaveenoughforonemoresandwich.

Iwasgoingtoeatitmyself,but....

Mon,thatwouldbeincredible.Thankyousomuch.

Istillcan'tbelievesomeoneateit!

Look,Ileftanoteandeverything.

"Knock-knock.""Who'sthere?

"

"RossGeller'slunch."

"RossGeller'slunch,who?

"

"RossGeller'slunch.Pleasedon'ttakeme.Okay?

"

I'msurprisedyoudidn'twearithome.

Wanttokeepyourfood?

Scarepeopleoff.

Ilearnedthatonthestreet.

Really?

Whatwouldyousay,Phoebe?

Stufflike:

"Keepyourmittsoffmygrub."

DoyoupicturePhoebeonthestreetwiththeentirecastofAnnie?

This'llkeepthemawayfromyourstuff.

哇

Phoebe,youareabadass!

SomedayI'lltellyouhowIstabbedthecop.

Hestabbedmefirst!

TheBrontesisterswereremarkablewomenfortheirtime.

Theylivedinapatriarchalsociety.

SorryI'mlate,butIleftlate.

So,whatisthebookabout?

Didn'tyoureaditinhighschool?

Istartedit,butthentherewasthispeprally.

AndIwasontopofthepyramid.

Butanyway...

...what'sthebookabout?

It'satragiclovestorybetweenCathyandHeathcliff.

IttakesplaceonthesecreepymoorsinEngland.

WhichIthinkrepresentthewildnessofHeathcliff'scharacter.

Itotallygetsymbolism.

Howwouldyoucharacterizethethemeofthisbook?

Let'ssee....RachelGreene?

Iwouldhavetosaythatit'satragiclovestory.

That'ssortofagiven...

...but,yes.Anyoneelse?

Symbolism!

Andthewildnessofthemoors...

...whichIthink,ismirrored...

...inthewildnessofHeathcliff'scharacter.

Excellent!

WhatRachelhasshrewdlyobservedhere....

Youcompletelystolemyanswer!

Honey,thatwasprettyobvious.

Howwouldyouknow?

Youdidn'treadit!

Whatdoyouthink?

Youintheblueshirt?

Ithinkthatyoursisaquestionwithmanypossibleanswers.

Wouldyoucaretoventureone?

Wouldyoucaretoventureone?

Areyoujustrepeatingme?

Areyoujustrepeatingme?

Allright.Let'smoveon.

Okay,then.

Whydidn'tyousayyouhadn'treadthebook?

Ididn'twanthimtothinkIwasstupid.

Thatwasreallyembarrassing,whathappenedtoyou.

Yournote?

Amazing!

Notonlydidnoonetouchmysandwich...

...butpeopleatworkareactuallyafraidofme.

Aguycalledme"Mental."

"MentalGeller."

I'vealwayswantedacoolnicknamelikethat.

Thebestyougotinhighschoolwas"WetPantsGeller."

Itwasthewaterfountain,okay?

!

Anyway...

...peoplearewritingreportsforme...

...pushingbackdeadlinestofitmyschedule.

Itellyou,yougettoughwithpeople...

...andyoucangetanythingyouwant.

Hey,Tribbiani!

Givemethatcoffee!

Now!

Thiswasreallyfun.

I'vebeenwonderingifyou'daskmeout.

Soyoustillwondering?

No.Wejustwentout.

You'resmart.

Ilikethat.

Oh,candles!

Whatisthat,ablanket?

Avideocamera?

Oh,myGod!

Ican'tbelieveyouthoughtyou'dtapeushavingsexonthefirstdate!

你好

Joey,iswhatshejustsaid....

Oh,myGod!

You'reactuallygoing

Whatisgoingonhere?

AndwithChandlerinthenextroom.Whatareyou,sick?

I'mJoey.

Imean,I'mdisgusting.

Imakelow-budgetadultfilms.

Youpromisedtobemorecareful!

ThegoodJoeyname'sbeendraggedthroughthemud!

We'resosorry.

I'mtellingeveryone.

It'stheonlyexplanationthatdoesn'tmakemelooklikeapig!

No,there'sabetterexplanation.

Tellthemyouhadtomakeanadultfilmforyour...

...adultfilmclass.

Ilikethat.Butno!

Howdoesthatexplainmyunderwearatyourplace?

Idon'tknow.

Getreadytocomeoutofthenon-gaycloset.

Ipromisetocomeupwithsomething.Justgiveustime.

Allright.

Butitbettermakemelookreallygood.

Andanotherthing:

Thevideocamera?

Nice!

“史前历史博物馆”

MayIhaveaword?

Ofcourse,Donald.

We'vebeengettingreportsofveryangrybehavioronyourpart.

-What?

-Threateningletters...

...refusaltomeetdeadlines.

ApparentlypeoplenowcallyouMental.

是啊

Wewantyoutospeaktoapsychiatrist.

Youdon'tunderstand.Thisissosilly.

00:

12:

36,020-->00:

12:

38,540

Asandwich?

Yousee,mysistermakestheseamazingturkeysandwiches.

Hersecretis,sheputsanextrasliceofgravy-soakedbreadinthemiddle.

Icallit"TheMoistmaker."

Anyway,Iputmysandwichinthefridge....

Oh,youknowwhat?

I'msorry.

IbelieveIatethat.

Youatemysandwich?

Asimplemistake.Itcanhappentoanyone.

Oh,really?

DidyouconfuseitwithyourownturkeysandwichwithaMoistmaker?

Doyou,perhaps,remember...

...seeinganoteontopofit?

Theremayhavebeenajokeorlimerickofsomekind.

Thatsaiditwas...

...mysandwich!

Now,calmdown.

Lookinmyoffice.Somemaybeinthetrash.

What？

Itwasquitelarge.Ihadtothrowmostofitaway.

Youthrewmysandwichaway?

Mysandwich?

!

Mysandwich?

!

What'sthisbookabout?

Youdidn'treadit,either?

Iwasgoingto,butIaccidentallyreadsomethingelse.

Vogue.

SotellmeaboutJaneEyre.

No,readityourself.

Comeon,don'tbesuchagoody-goody.

Fine.

Allright.So,JaneEyre?

First,you'dthinkshe'sawoman,butshe'snot.

She'sacyborg.

Acyborg?

Isn'tthatlikearobot?

Thisbookwaslightyearsaheadofitstime.

SorryI'mlate.Let'sgetstarted.

WhatdidyouthinkofJaneEyre?

RachelandIwerediscussingit,andshehadveryinterestinginsights.

Goahead,Rachel.

Thankyou,Phoebe.

WhatstruckmemostwhenreadingJaneEyre...

...washowthebookwassoaheadofitstime.

Ifyou'retalkingaboutfeminism,Ithinkyou'reright.

Well,feminism,yes.Butalsotherobots.

嘿嘿

Sincethatvideocamerathingdidn'tworkout...

...IthoughtthatIwouldgiveyoujustalittlepreview.

You'renaked!

Iknow!

罗斯

钱德

摩妮卡

Areyouokay?

I'mfine.

Isawapsychiatristatworktoday.

Why?

Onaccountofmyrage.

Which,ifImaysay,rightnowisoutofcontrol.

Hegavemeapillforit.

Apill?

Whenthepsychiatristtoldmetotakealeaveofabsence...

...becauseIyelledatmyboss,Istartedtogetworkedupagain.

Soheofferedmeatranquilizer.

AndIthoughtitwasagoodidea.

SoItookit.

They'remakingyoutaketimeoffwork?

Andyou'reokaywiththat?

Idon'tknow.

It'sgoingtobeweirdnothavingajobforawhile.

ButIdefinitelydon'tcareaboutmysandwich.

Ihateitwhentheymakemeseetheshrinkatmyoffice.

He'salwayslike,"Yourcolleagueswilllikeyoubetterifyoulikeyourselfbetter."

Whoneedsthat?

-Youdo.-Iknow.

It'ssoembarrassing!

Ican'tbelieveyouletmegoonlikethat!

I'msorry.

ItwassofunnywhenyoucomparedJaneEyretoRobocop.

Thatwasnotfunny!

Isnapped,okay?

Youweren'ttakingtheclassseriously.

Comeon!

Whatisthebigdeal?

Ithoughtit'dbesomethingwecoulddotogether.

Ithoughtitwouldbefun.

Funisgood.

ButIalsowantedtolearn.

Peopletalkaboutwhattheylearnedinhighschool.Ineverwent.

Soyoureallywantedtolearn.

Youknow,Phoebe,Ijustwantedtohavefun.

Youknowwhoshouldgo?

Iknow!

Iknow!

Iknow!

Monica,youaskedthequestion.

Oh,myGod,that'sMonica!

No，no，no

Yougetawayfromme,yousick,sick,sicko!

What'sgoingon?

Joeyhasgotasecretpeephole!

-Oh,no!

-Yes,hehasanakedpictureofMonica!

Hetakesnakedpicturesofus,thenheeatschickenandlooksatthem!

Oh!

Dude,that'smysister!

Givemethat!

Wait!

Everybodycalmdown,okay?

Let'sgiveourfriendachancetoexplainwhyhe'ssuchabigpervert!

Iamnotapervert,okay?

It'sjust....

Ijustkindof....

IthinkIcanexplainthis