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　　三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇一

　　onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:

“hey,chicken!

watchoutyourleg,it’sout!

”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:

“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

　　rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

　　三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇二

　　goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

　　it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

　　ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

　　everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````exactlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

　　myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

　　myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

　　butfathermadethisalldifferent!

heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

　　wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

　　ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

　　likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?

soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

　　yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

　　thankyousomuch!

　　三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿范文篇三

　　thefootstepsoftheXXworldexpoisgettingcloserandclosertous,civilizedandharmoniouscallisstillringinginmyears.shanghai,chinaobtainedtherighttohosttheworldexpoXX,expoXXshanghaichinawillbeaworldevent,thedevelopmentofshanghai'snewroundofgoldenopportunity,asitisanimportantembodimentofournationalspirit.

　　worldexpoisagreatinfluenceandalonghistoryofinternationalactivities,isthelargestgatheringofhumanbeings.peoplefromaroundtheworldgatheredinoneplacedisplaytheirproductsandskills,boastoftheirhometownandmotherland.exposettheculminationofhumancivilization,whichhasauniqueappeal,makeyoufeelsurging.

　　worldexpoisaplatform,wearethemasters.sheputupaplatformforustolettheworldknowus;shebuiltabridgeforus,sowebettercommunicatewiththeworld.thisplatformmayletusdisplayselfwantonly.wearethemastershere,wehavetolandlord,letguestexperienceenthusiasmandhappiness.

　　everyonetocontributefortheexpo,wearenoexception,asalivingpieceoffertilelandinpudong'steachers,weareproudandpride.inthevisionofabettertomorrow

　　,wehavetodofortheworldexpowillownawonderfulability,wehavethroughourhands,warmheartandsinceritytopracticalactiontoachievethecommitmentofshanghaitotheworld.weshouldeducatethemanystudents:

donotthrowgarbageanywhere,nospitting,nojaywalking......,hello,thankyoufrequentlymention,letthematerialonthiscitywiththenewyorkcomparabletothespiritualcivilization.educateourstudentstoexcitingXX,willingtoshanghai'sfuturebycopiesofpower,ifonlyplantedasmalltree,participantsintheshanghaiworldexpoforeignguestsfeel:

thisisaforestcity,pollution-freecity,ancientandcivilizedcity.bettercity,betterlife!

untilthetimeoftheXXexpo,then,wewanttobecomeagloriousvolunteers,tochangingourforeignfriendsinshanghaiandchina'slonghistory,a

　　boutoureducationfortheworldexpowillcontributetheirefforts.

　　weexpectthemajorityofteacherswillbegreatenthusiasmfortheworldexpointopracticalactiontomeettheworldexpo,theexpowillbeatotalgrowth,andthecityofdevelopment,thedevelopmentofshanghaidevotetheireffortstoadvancehandinhandwithshanghai.

　　三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿篇四

　　goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!

　　i’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!

tobeginwith,iwanttoaskaquestion.doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?

actually,todayiwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.ofcourse,whatiwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.

　　everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners（水手）,wecanchartourcoursebythem.withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.withthedream,thereishope,withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.

　　ihaveadream:

tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.mayletthehumanchangethehealth.atthesametime,ibelievedthat,thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.therefore,ihopedinthenearfuture,imightbeadoctor.

　　butiknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.

　　young!

fortunately,iamyoungnow.justduetoit,iknowthatnothingisimpossible.ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.ifican'trealizemydream,itresultfromthatihaven'tworkharderenoughandiwon'tfindotherexcuses.ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.ifyouthinkthegodhaven'tblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.

　　"mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow,myswordisfamousinkyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains."atsometimeinthepastialsohadambitiouswordsandihadsomeachievements.eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.ialwaysbelievethat"ifyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers,youmustworkharder."insomeextent,thedreamisthehope.ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething,thevictorywillcome.

　　holdfasttodreams,forifdreamsdie,lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.holdfasttodreams,forwhendreamsgo,lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.somydearfriends,thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.whateveritis,pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.let's---move----out!

　　thankyouforyourlistening!

　　三分钟搞笑英语演讲稿篇五

　　goodafternoon!

　　recently,therisaheateddebateinoursociety.thecollegestudentsarethebeneficiariesofarareprivilege,whoreceiveexceptionaleducationatextraordinaryplaces.butwillwebeabletofacethechallengeandsupportourselvesagainstallodds?

willwebeabletobetterthelivesofothers?

willwebeabletoaccepttheresponsibilityofbuildingthefutureofourcountry?

　　thecynicssaythecollegestudentsarethepamperedlostgeneration,whichwouldcringeattheslightestdiscomfort.butthecynicsarewrong.thecollegestudentsiseeareeagerlylearningabouthowtoliveindependently.wehelpeachothercleanthedormitory,goshoppingandbargaintogether,andtakeparttimejobstosupplementourpocketmoney.

　　thecynicssaywecarefornothingotherthangrades;andweneglecttheneedforcharactercultivation.butagain,thecynicsarewrong.wecaredeeplyforeachother,wecherishfreedom,wetreasurejustice,andweseektruth.lastweek,thousandsofmyfellowstudentshadtheirbloodtypetestedinordertomakeacontributionforthechildrenwhosufferfrombloodcancer.

　　ascollegestudents,weareadolescentsatthecriticalturningpointinourlives.weallfaceafundamentalchoice:

cynicismorfaith,eachwillprofoundlyimpactourfuture,oreventhefutureofourcountry.ibelieveinallmyfellowclassmates.thoughwearestillinexperiencedandevenalittlebitchildish.ibelievethatwehav