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大话西游英语话剧

英语小品剧本--Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）

FavoriteBigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）

Chapter1

Site：

Thewedding

Characters:

牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside:

Thestorybeginswithawedding.TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.

牛：

Todayismywedding.Iamgoingtohaveaconcubine.Hahaha…….

妖：

Concubine?

Doseyourwifeagreetoit?

牛：

Oh!

Sheisnotlovelyanymore.She’srightnowattheFlameMountain.Shecandonothingaboutit!

（至尊宝从后台走入人群中）

牛：

Letmeintroducemybrothertoyou!

Mybro!

Comehere!

Thisismybrother.

（牛深情地转向紫霞）

牛：

Zixia,listentome.IthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity.SoIrequestyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybros.ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.

妖：

Iobject!

牛：

What?

妖：

Zixiahasameanstotestherlover.Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshoutup!

至：

What’sthis?

Really?

妖：

ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard.

（剑从至的怀中落下）

妖：

MagicSword?

牛：

Letmedothis!

（紫跑出，拾剑）

紫：

It’snottrue!

It’sjustajoke.Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout!

（紫跑下）

妖：

King,IronFanPrincesshascome.

牛：

Aaa……

（牛惊慌地跑下）

Aside:

Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden……

Chapter2

Site:

BullKing’sbackgarden

Characters:

至尊宝、紫霞

（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：

Whyareyouhidinghere?

（紫抽剑，指向至。

两人定格，至走出来，独白）

至：

Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!

紫：

I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!

至：

Youshouldkillme!

Killme!

I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.Ileftregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimatepainintheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!

IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears!

（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

紫：

Whatcanyoutellyourwife?

至：

Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I……

紫：

Ihelpyou!

至：

No,it’sdangerous!

紫：

Youdon’twantto?

至：

Ido!

But……

紫：

Itrustyou!

I’llgetthePandora’sBoxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight.

（猪喊）

至：

Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.Seeyoutonight.

（依依不舍）

Aside:

Thenight……

Chapter3

Site:

Dungeon

Characters:

至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙：

Master,master

（两人同时悄声说）

猪：

Wecometosaveyou.

沙：

Wecometobringyouout.

唐：

Iwon’tgo.

猪和沙：

Stayhere?

Why?

唐：

There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That’sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.

（猪和沙下）

唐：

Youcomeinandhaveasit!

至：

Tobehonest,I’mnotyourdisciple.Idon’twanttobeyourdisciple.MasterIknowyou’reagoodguy.Pleaseletmego!

唐：

Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong……”?

至：

Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?

唐：

“dong,dong,dong……”is……

（唐唱Onlyyou）onlyyou

至：

Stop.Stop.Ican’ttakethisanymore,pleasestop……

唐：

Ohoh……

至：

Damnyou,you…I’vesaidIcan’ttakethisanymore.Don’tdisturborI’llkillyou.

唐：

MonkeyKing,youcankillme.Lifeanddeathareveryminor.Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.Namonitabhaya…

（至跑走）

Aside:

TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’CavewiththeGrapes.Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.

TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopenwon’tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.

AftertheMonkeyKing’sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall…

Chapter4

Site:

TheHoleofWaterfall

Characters:

至尊宝、观音

至：

Goddess.I’mabouttounderstandyourwords.Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.WhatIwasdying.Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.Thatgirl…hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.Ifelthersorrow.

观：

Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?

至：

Yes!

Lifeanddeathisjustminor!

……ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast10years,50years,andeven500years.Whathatredisit?

观：

SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.

至：

OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.

观：

Iwanttowarnyouagain.Afterwearingthegoldring,you’renolongeranormalhuman.Youcan’thavehumandesiresanymore.Ifyoudoso,thegoldringwillgetsmallerandsmaller.It’sveryuncomfortable.

至：

OK.

观：

Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?

至：

Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!

Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10thousandyears!