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英语口语4

老友记（第四集）

Allright,Phoebe?

IfIwereomnipotentforaday,

Iwouldwantworldpeace...

...nomorehunger,

goodthingsfortherainforest.

Andbiggerboobs.

Well,see,youtookmine.

Whataboutyou?

IfIwereomnipotentforaday,

I'dmakemyselfomnipotentforever.

There'salwaysoneguy...

"IfIhadawish,I'dwish

forthreemorewishes."

Hey,Joey.

Whatwouldyoudo

ifyouwereomnipotent?

Probablykillmyself.

Excuseme?

IflittleJoey'sdead,

thenIgotnoreasontolive.

Joey,omnipotent.

Youare?

Ross,I'm...

TheOneWithGeorgeStephanopoulos

EnglishSubtitlesby

GELULA&CO.,INC.

Howdoesshedothat?

Icannotsleepinapublicplace.

Wouldyoulookather?

She'ssopeaceful.

What?

It'sokay.Youjustnoddedoffagain.

What'sgoingon?

Igotnosleeplastnight.

Mygrandmotherhas

thisnewboyfriend...

...andthey'reboth

kindofinsecureinbed,so...

Anddeaf.

They'reconstantlyreassuring

eachotherthey'rehavingagoodtime.

Youhavenoideahowloudtheyare.

YoucanstaywithRachelandme.

Thanks.

-95,96,97.

See,Itoldyou.Lessthan

100stepsfromourplacetohere.

Yougotwaytoomuchfreetime,man.

There'sthebirthdayboy.

Checkitout.

Hockeytickets.Rangers-Penguins

tonightandwe'retakingyou.

Happybirthday!

Weloveyou,man.

It'sfunny.Mybirthday

wassevenmonthsago.

-So?

-I'mguessingyouhadanextraticket...

...andcouldn'tdecide

whogottobringadate?

Well,aren'twe

Mr."TheGlassisHalfEmpty".

Oh,myGod!

Istodaythe20th?

October20th?

Iwashopingyouwouldn'tremember.

What'swrongwiththe20th?

ElevendaysbeforeHalloween?

Allthegoodcostumesaregone?

Today'sthedayCarolandI...

...firstconsummated...

...ourphysicalrelationship.

Sex.

Ibetterpassonthegame.

I'mjustgonnagohomeandthink

aboutmyex-wifeandherlesbianlover.

Thehellwithhockey!

Let'salldothat!

Comeon,Ross!

You,me,Joey,ice!

Guysnightout!

Comeon,

whatdoyousay,bigguy?

Huh?

-Whatareyoudoing?

-Ihavenoidea.

Comeon,Ross.

Allright.Maybeitwill

takemymindoffit.

-Promisetobuymeabigfoamfinger?

-Yougotit.

Look,look!

Myfirstpaycheck!

Lookatthewindow!

There'smyname!

Hi,me!

Irememberwhen

Igotmyfirstpaycheck.

Therewasacave-ininamine,

andeightpeoplewerekilled.

Youworkedinamine?

No,IworkedataDairyQueen.

Why?

Isn'tthisexciting?

Iearnedthis.

Iwipedtablesforit.

Isteamedmilkforit.

Anditwastotally...

...notworthit.

Who'sFICA?

Why'shegettingallmymoney?

Imean,what...?

Chandler,lookatthat.

Thisisnotthatbad.

You'refineforafirstjob.

Youcantotally,totally

liveonthis.

Bytheway,greatservicetoday.

-Terrific!

-Excellent!

Hockey!

Rachel?

Oh,myGod!

IswearI'veseenbirds

dothison"WildKingdom".

Whatareyouguysdoinghere?

Wewereinthecityshopping,

andyourmomsaidyouworkhere...

...andit'strue!

Lookatyouintheapron.

Youlooklikeyou'reinaplay.

God,lookatyou!

Youaresobig!

Ican'tbelieveit!

Iknow,Iknow!

I'maduplex.

Sowhat'sgoingonwithyou?

Guesswhomydad'smaking

partnerinhisfirm?

Andwhilewe'reon

thesubjectofnews...

Look!

Ihaveelbows!

PassesituptoLeetch.

100

LeetchspotsMessierinthecrease.

Here'sthepass!

101

We'lltakeatime-outwhileMessier

looksatsomewomen'sshoes.

102

Carolwaswearingboots

justlikethosethenight...

103

...thatwefirst...

104

Youknow?

105

Infact,she...

106

...shenevertookthemoff.

107

It'sbecausewe...

Sorry.

108

What?

109

Peachpit.

110

Yes,bunny?

111

Peachpit.

112

-Thatnight,wehad...

-Peaches?

113

Actually,nectarines,

butbasically...

114

Could'vebeenapeach.

115

Thenwegotdressed...

116

...andIwalkedherto...

117

...thebusstop.

118

I'mfine.

119

Thatwoman'sgot

anasslikeCarol's.

120

What?

Ithoughtwewere

tryingtofindstuff.

121

Comeon,youguys.

Tellmeallthedirt.

122

Thebiggestnewsisstillyou

dumpingBarryatthealtar.

123

Allright,let'stalk

realityforasecond.

124

-Whenareyoucominghome?

-What?

125

Guys,I'mnot.

126

Comeon.Thisisus.

127

I'mnot.

128

ThisiswhatI'mdoingnow.

I'vegotthisjob.

129

Waitressing?

130

I'mnotjustwaitressing.

131

Imean,I'm...

132

Iwritethespecials

onthespecialsboard.

133

AndItakethedeadflowers

outofthevase.

134

SometimesArturoletsmeputthelittle

chocolateblobbiesonthecookies.

135

Yourmomdidn'ttellus

abouttheblobbies.

136

Howwasitwithyourfriends?

137

Okay,howwouldyoulike

someTiki-Deathpunch?

138

What'sthat?

139

-Well,it'srumand...

-Okay.

140

WethoughtsincePhoebe'sstayingover

we'dhaveaslumberparty.

141

Wegottrashymagazines.

142

Wegotcookiedough.

WegotTwister.

143

AndIbroughtOperation.

144

ButIlostthetweezers

sowecan'toperate.

145

Butwecanpreptheguy.

146

Rach,it'stheVISA-cardpeople.

147

Oh,God.

Askthemwhattheywant.

148

Couldyoupleasetellme

whatthisisinreferenceto?

149

Yes,holdon.

150

There'sbeenunusual

activityonyouraccount.

151

ButIhaven'tusedmycardinweeks.

152

Thatistheunusualactivity.

153

Theyjustwannaseeifyou'reokay.

154

TheywannaknowifI'mokay?

155

TheywannaknowifI'mokay.

Okay,let'ssee.

156

Let'ssee.TheFICAguystook

allmymoney.

157

EveryoneIknowiseither

gettingmarriedorpregnant...

158

...orpromoted.

AndI'mgettingcoffee.

159

Andit'snotevenforme!

160

IfthatsoundslikeI'mokay,

thentellthemI'mokay.Okay?

161

Rachelhasleftthebuilding.

162

Canyoucallback?

163

Allright!

Comeon!

164

Let'splayTwister!

165

-I'msorry.

-Sorry.

166

Therewasicethere

thatnightwithCarol?

167

Plasticseats?

Fourthousand

angryPittsburghfans?

168

Iwasjustsayingitlooks

likewe'renotsittingtogether.

169

Butnowthatyoumentionit,

therewasicetherethatnight.

170

Itwasthefirstfrost.

171

Justsitdown.Sit.

172

Youshouldfeelgreat.You'redoing

thisamazingindependentthing.

173

Monica,whatissoamazing?

174

Igaveup,like,everything.

Andforwhat?

175

YouarejustlikeJack.

176

Jackfromdownstairs?

177

No,"JackandtheBeanstalk".

178

Ah,theotherJack.

179

See,hegaveupsomething...

180

...buthegotthosemagicbeans.

181

Thenhewokeupandtherewas...

182

...thisbigplant...

183

...outsideofhiswindow,

fullofpossibilitiesandstuff.

184

Andhelivedinavillage,

andyouliveintheVillage.

185

Okay,butPheebs,Jackgaveupacow.

186

Igaveupanorthodontist.

187

Okay,IknowIdidn'tlovehim...

188

See,Jackdidlovethecow.

189

But,see,itwasaplan.

Itwasclear.

190

Everythingwasfiguredout

andnoweverything'slike...

191

"Flupie"?

192

You'renottheonlyone.

Wedon'tknowwherewe'regoing.

193

Atsomepoint,it'sall

gonnacometogether...

194

...andit'sjustgonnabe"un-flupie".

195

Yeah,likethat'saword.

196

Okay,but,Monica,whatif

itdoesn'tcometogether?

197

Well,becauseyoujust...

Idon'tlikethisquestion.

198

See,youguys?

Whatifwe

don'tgetmagicbeans?

199

Imean,whatifallwe'vegotare...

200

...beans.

201

Gethim!

202

Gethim!

203

Yes!

You'renotlaughingnow,

areyou,pal?

204

Allyouneedaretoothlessguys

hittingeachotherwithsticks.

205

Passit!

206

He'sopen!

207

Shootit!

208

We'reonthatTVthing.

209

Excuseme?

210

Itsaystocallifyou'renotcompletely

satisfiedwiththiscandybar.

211

Well,I'mnotcompletelysatisfied.

212

It'skindofanemergency.

213

Youknowthat,orwe'dbe

inthepredicamentroom.

214

Holdon.

215

Filltheseout.Sitoverthere!

216

Idon'twannamakeanytrouble.

217

ButI'minalotofpainhere,

allright?

Myfaceisdented.

218

You'llhavetowaityourturn.

219

Howlongwillitbe?

220

Anyminutenow.

221

I'msosorry,youguys.

Ididn'tmeantobringyoudown.

222

No,youwereright.

223

Idon'thaveaplan.

224

Pizzaguy!

225

-ThankGod.

-Food!

226

-Phoebe?

-What?

227

Doyouhaveaplan?

228

Idon'tevenhavea"pla".

229

Onemushroom,greenpepperandonion?

230

That'snotwhatweordered!

231

Weorderedafat-freecrust

withextracheese!

232

Wait.You'renotG.Stephanopolous?

233

Oh,man.

Mydad'sgonnakillme!

234

Wait!

235

Didyousay...

236

...G.Stephanopolous?

237

Itgoesacrossthestreet.

Igavehimyours.

238

Bonehead!

239

WasthisasmallMediterraneanguy

withcuriouslyintelligentgoodlooks?

240

Thatsoundsaboutright.

241

Washewearingastunningbluesuit?

242

Andapowertie?

243

No,prettymuchjustatowel.

244

Oh,God!

245

Wantmetotakethisback?

246

Areyounuts?

We'vegot

GeorgeStephanopolous'pizza!

247

Who'sGeorgeSnuffleupagus?

248

That'sBigBird'sfriend.

249

Iseepizza!

250

Iwannasee.Letmesee.

251

Hello!

Whoarewespyingon?

252

Youknow,theWhiteHouseadviser?

Clinton'scampaignguy.

253

Theonewiththegreathair,

sexysmile,reallycutebutt.

254

Oh,him!

Thelittleguy.

Oh,Ilovehim!

255

Wait.Wait,Iseeawoman.

256

Tellmeit'shismother.

257

-Definitelynothismother.

-Oh,no!

258

She'swalkingacrossthefl

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