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-此话当真-是的-Really?

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-确定当真-绝对当真-Seriously?

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t.

你确定我卖不掉Youhonestlythinkthat'

sgonnawork?

就是卖不掉Youcan'

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话说Youknowwhat?

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tinsultmyselling.

过分了哈Thatcrossesaline.

过在哪里你瞧不见?

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tseeit?

因为我以光速给它卖了That'

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causeIjustsoldit.

《摩登家庭》第二季第一集

当这个美黑小星星声称Whilethespray-tannedstarletclaims

自己有六个星期没嗑药时知情者爆料道tobesixweekssober,sourcesdownundersay:

她就像一个嗑药过量的袋鼠一样Shehasbeenbar-hopping

蹦啊跳啊混迹于酒吧likeacoked-upkangaroo."

爹地给你读什么呢Ah,what'

sdaddyreadingtoyou?

如果还要我再读一次IfIhavetoread"

theveryhungrycaterpillar"

《饥肠辘辘的毛毛虫》我会抓狂的Onemoretime,Iwillsnap.

-哪有那么差劲啊-别逼人家-oh,it'

snotthatbad.-Iwillsnap!

那啥我把工具箱拿到外面了So,um,Ilaidthetoolboxoutside,

所有的材料也都准备好了Andallthesuppliesareready,

可以开工了AndIthinkwearegoodtogo!

好极了Terrific.

你不打算换身工人套装吗Aren'

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不用了No,I'

mgood,

况且我不觉得工人管它叫"

套装"

AndIdon'

tthinkworkmenreallycallthem"

outfits."

我们要给莉莉建一座公主城堡WearebuildingaprincesscastleforLily.

这是每个父亲都想给他女儿建的Uh,it'

ssomethingeveryfatherwantstobeabletodoforhisdaughter.

并且我把自己幻想成Youknow,andIfancymyself

这个城堡的设计师asabitofacastledesigner.

我画了一些草图Ihavedoneafewsketches.

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regonnadotogether.

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他大学的时候做过几个戏剧的布景什么的Hebuiltacoupleoftheatersetsincollegeorsomething,

就以为自己是建筑帝了Andnowhethinksheknowseverythingaboutbuilding.

但他根本不搭边Well,hedoesn'

每次我们家要做改造Everyhome-improvementprojectthatwe'

veundertaken.

都让人好想死好想死Hasbeenanear-deathexperience.

做开胃菜然后...Maketheappetizers.Andthenwe'

llbe...

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因为我觉得我不会是个乐观向上的残障人士BecauseIdon'

tthinkIwouldbeaveryinspiringdisabledperson.

亲爱滴放亲松Honey,relax.

她还没来She'

snothereyet.

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要不会把你女朋友吓跑的Youdon'

twanttoscareoffyourgirlfriend.

她才不是我女朋友She'

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她只是过来跟我一起研究蚕的生命周期She'

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嗷她到了Oh.She'

shere.

她到了那啥我头发不乱吧She'

shere!

okay,how'

smyhair?

是谁说只是朋友来着Ithoughtitwasjustafriend.

我可听到了Iheardthat.

我故意的Iwasn'

twhispering.

曼尼去开门让她感受什么叫宾至如归Manny,openthedoor.Makeherfeelwelcome.

凯莉早上好Kelly!

Goodmorning.

欢迎你来我家Uh,I'

mgladyou'

rehere.

这是我妈Um,thisismyMom.

很高兴认识你哦Nicetomeetyou!

在我们的文化里Inmyculture,

母亲都灰常粘儿子mothersareveryclingytotheirsons.

其实呢哥伦比亚妇女死亡的首要原因Infact,theleadingcauseofdeathamongColombianwomen

就是她们的儿子要结婚iswhentheirsonsgetmarried.

但是我不会这样ButI'

mnotlikethat.

我只要曼尼高兴就好哩IjustwantmyMannytobehappy.

曼尼叫你的朋友凯莉吃肉卷馅饼Manny,whydon'

tyougiveyourfriendKellyanempanada?

不了谢谢Oh,no,thankyou.

我尽量避免摄入反式脂肪Itrytostayawayfromtransfats.

哎呀呀就吃一个没啥滴啦Oh,I'

msureonewon'

tmakeadifference.

这是曼尼的最爱哟They'

reManny'

sfavorite!

我我也不要吃反式脂肪了I...thinkI'

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妈这是在哪拍的Mom?

Whenwasthisfrom?

这是我跟你爸去看玫瑰杯的时候拍的Oh...That'

stheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.

-那场老精彩了-是啊-Incrediblegame.-Yeah.

妈你看起来真美Mom,youlookreallypretty.

谢谢你宝贝儿Thankyou,sweetheart.

那后来怎么回事So,whathappened?

小卢克人人都会变老嘛Well,Lukey,everyonegetsolder.

即便你妈的风采不再Just'

causepartsofyourmomaren'

twhattheyusedtobe,

也不代表...itdoesn'

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我是想问比赛后来怎么样了Imean,whathappenedinthegame?

我们输给了宾州队WegotourbuttskickedbyPennstate.

但是游行非常棒Theparadewasawesome,though.

是安吉拉·

兰斯伯里担任司仪AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.

"

美好的记忆"

她写道"

Goodtime,"

shewrote.

行了继续收拾Okay,comeon,guys.Let'

sgetbacktoit.

堆着这么多东西没人会买的Noone'

sgonnabuythisheaplookingthisway.

恶妈妈垃圾丢哪边Hey,mom,whichoneisthegarbagecan?

丢...Um,it...

乖乖这个不能丢Honey,youcan'

tthrowthataway.

这是小毯毯It'

sblankety.

可它有够恶心It'

sdisgusting.

怎么会亲爱的你以前可喜欢它了No,sweetie,youlovedblankety.

你上哪儿都要带着它Youwouldn'

tgoanywherewithouthim.

哈直到卢克吐在上面Yeah,untilLukethrewuponit.

哈哈Yeah.

我年轻的时候老吐Iusedtothrowupallthetime.

还记得呕吐桶桶吗Rememberbuckety?

看这个Oh,lookatthis.

这是什么Whatisthat?

那天咱们去海边Wewenttothebeachoneday,

卢克玩得很开心andLukehadsuchagoodtime.

所以他要带一罐阳光回家Thathewantedtobeinghomeajarofsunshine.

这样他就能永远记着了Sohecouldalwaysrememberit.

还记得吗亲爱的Doyouremember,honey?

不不不别别打开Oh,no...no,no,don'

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topenit.

你真以为你把阳光收进罐子里了Youreallythinkyoutrappedsunshineinthere?

我现在通知你们I'

mjustlettingyouknownow,

你们死了之后我绝对不会管他的I'

mnottakingcareofhimwhenyouguysdie.

别说了这样做很可爱的Stop.It'

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还热热的好吧Stillfeelshot.

刚看车那家伙来电话了Hey!

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貌似很想买Hewasreallyinterested.

他叫啥来着快告诉我Whatwashisname?

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tbeinsalesandnotrememberpeople'

snames.

所以我用"

迷你联想"

来帮助记忆That'

swhyIliketousewhattheycall"

minimonic"

devices.

这是帮助记忆的小诀窍They'

relittletrickstohelpyouremember.

就像那天我认识了个家伙叫卡尔Um,liketheotherday,ImetthisguynamedCarl.

现在我或许忘了他的名字Now,Imightforgetthatname,

但我记得她穿着一件GratefulDead的汗衫ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.

有什么乐队像GratefulDeadWhat'

sabandliketheGratefulDead?

Phish鱼生活在哪里Phish.Wheredofishlive?

Phish[同为美国摇滚乐队][跟"

鱼"

读音相近]

海洋Theocean.

什么东西生长在海洋Whatelselivesintheocean?

珊瑚Coral.

你好卡罗Hello,"

Coral"

.

我记得这是"

助记口诀"

Ithinkit'

s"

mnemonic"

啊…我觉得我没记错I...IthinkI'

dremember.

行吧Okay.

老爸你一定行的Youcandoit,dad.

好吧Okay.

他看起来像是个外国鼓手Helookedlikethedrummerfromforeigner.

这个外国人来自法国Now,foreigner'

sfromFrance.

法国和蚂蚁押韵[英文单词读音]Francerhymeswith"

ants."

蚂蚁破坏了野餐Antsruinapicnic.

哈啰Nick[和野餐后缀音同]What'

sup,Nick?

是吗Really?

真的吗Really?

那太好了Well,that'

sgreat.

随时欢迎我们一整天都在Yeah,no,swingbyanytime.We'

rehereallday.

谢谢Thanks.

你猜怎么着Guesswhat?

谁说哥卖不出去YousaidIcouldn'

tsellthis?

你自打嘴巴了吧Well,you'

regonnabeeatingahumblepie.

高兴不起来了吧真对不住了嘿Stuffedwithcrowandabigsideofsorry,

我给它卖了'

causeIjustdid.

当你的面卖出去了叫你老否定咱爷们Inyourface,girlwiththenegativetattoo!

亲爱的Honey...

等等Wait.

不No!

有人输不起了Whoa.Someonedoesn'

tliketolose.

宝贝Honey.

宝贝儿Honey!

对不起I'

msorry.

今早一睁眼我还很烦那辆车WhenIwokeupthismorning,Ihatedthatcar,

就连想起它都让我抓狂andeventhinkingaboutitmadememad.

但是我们一起经历了这么多Butthenwhenweweregoingthroughit,

还有那个可爱的小毯毯…andblankety...

所有这一切我只是allthatstuff...Ijust...

一想到那些美丽的日子就这样随车而逝了Thethoughtofthatwholepartofourlifedrivingaway...

我们可以留着小毯毯嘛Wecankeepblankety.

但我不想...Idon'

twant...

看看他们Lookatthem.

好像昨天他们还都只是小宝宝Comeon.Aminuteago,theywerebabies.

今天呢连车都会开了Andnowthey'

redriving.

然后我们也不久于人世了Andsoonwe'

llallbedead.

打住你咋能忽略掉死前的美好时光呢Whoa!

You'

releavingoutafewgreatminutesthere.

退休啊颐养天年啊Retirement,oldage...

超级酷的爬楼梯自动椅子啊Coolchairthatgoesupthestairs.

是啊对不起Yeah.I'

我不该胡思乱想I'

m...beingridiculous.

不用道歉我就喜欢你充满着人情味Don'

tapologize.Iloveyouwhenyou'

rehuman.

听着Listen.

听我说Hey!

listen!

车不卖了Wedon'

thavetosellthecar.

亲爱的当然要卖Oh,sweetie,ofcoursewedo.

没理由要留着它Itdoesn'

tmakeanysensetokeepit.

那我该怎么做才能让你感觉好点Well,whatcanIdotomakeyoufeelbetter?

什么也不用做Nothing.

除非你给我造一台时光机Unlessyoucanbuildmeatimemachine.

除非有人能想办法Untilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormhole

阻止虫洞的倒塌fromcollapsinginonitself.

否则就是痴人说梦That'

sjustapipedream.

是啊Sure.

菲尔想都别想菲尔Phil!

comeonback,phil.

我找到了...Well,Ifoundthe...

我找到了射钉枪Ifoundthenailgun.

噢太好了Oh.Yay.

奇怪的是它给裹在一条旧毛巾里Theweirdestthing...itwaswrappedinanoldtowel

塞在盒子里在壁橱最顶上stuffedinaboxonthetopshelfofthecloset.

赶紧把它放在柜台上Well,justsetitdownonthecounter.

小心Headsup!

老爸你来这干嘛Oh,dad,whatareyoudoinghere?

我只是来还歌洛莉亚借的电锅I'

m,uh,just,uh,returningthatcrockpotthatGloriaborrowed.

我都忘了这码事了杰Oh,yeah,Iforgotyouhadthatcrockpot,Jay.

我们正准备给莉莉建造一座公主城堡Well,we'

rejustgettingreadytobuildLilyaprincesscastle

如果你...ifyou...

-想帮忙-当然没问题-Wanttohelp?

-Yeah,sure.

只要你不介意的话米奇尔Oh.Well,ifit'

sokaywithyou,Mitchell.

好啊我没问题老爸Oh,yeah!

oh,no,dad.

还记得当初我们一起做书架的时候吗Oh,rememberhowmuchfunwehad

多美好的回忆呀whenwebuiltthatbookshelftogether?

那简直就像打了场越战Thatwasmyvietnam.

我确实参加过越战AndIwasinvietnam.

看看我们哦Oh!

Lookatus!

我们就是工匠三兄弟Threeconstructiondudes!

老爸我去给你拿几副专用手套Dad,I'

mgonnagetyousomeworkmangloves.

我有蓝色的和驼色的Ihaveablueandcamel.

你喜欢哪个颜色的What'

syourpreference?

你懂的Surpriseme.

如果我们把东西都整理到同一个笔记本上Wouldn'

titbeeasier

那不就轻松多了ifwehadallourstuffinthesamenotebook?

你这么觉得Youthink?

这样我们就省的总是来回翻了Imean,we'

realwaysgoingbackandforth.

我把我的笔记夹到你的本子上I'

lljustputmythingsinyournotebook.

好的okay.

谁想喝巧克力奶呀W