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"
That'
sfine,"
roaredtheboss,"
butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday?
创造性Creative
Applyingformyfirstjob,IrealizedIhadtobecreativeinlistingmyfewqualifications.Askedaboutadditionalschoolingandtraining,IansweredtruthfullythatIhadspentthreeyearsincomputerprogrammingclasses.Igotthejob.
IhadneglectedtomentionthatItookthesamecourseforthreeyearsbeforeIpassed.
一个坏印象ABadImpression
Sixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftroubletotheotherpassengers.
Atlastthisyoungmangotoutatastationwithhistwoheavybags.Noneoftheotherpassengershelpedhim,butoneofthemwaiteduntiltherudeyoungmanwasveryfarawayandthenopenedthewindowandshoutedtohim,"
Youleftsomethingbehindinthecompartment!
Thenheclosedthewindowagain.
Theyoungmantrunedaroundandhurriedbackwithhistwobags.Hewasverytiredwhenhearrived,butheshoutedthroughthewindow,"
WhatdidIleavebehind?
Asthetrainbegantomoveagain,thepassengerwhohadcalledhimbackopenedthewindowandsaid,"
Averybadimpression!
新发现NewDiscovery
Ahillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.
Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"
Ishouldhavebroughtmywife!
Ahillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.
士兵的高招ASoldier'
sBrilliantIdea
Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogobyair.Helikedsittingbesideawindowwhenhewasflying,sowhenhegotontotheplane,helookedforawindowseat.Hefoundallofthemhadalreadyhadbeentakenexceptforone.Therewasasoldiersittingintheseatbesidethisone,andMr.Robinsonwassurprisedthathehadnottakentheonebythewindow;
but,anyhow,heatoncewenttowardsit.
Whenhereachedit,however,hesawthattherewasanoticeonit.Itwaswrittenininkandsaid,"
Thisseatispreservedforproperloadbalance,thankyou."
MrRobinsonhadneverseensuchanunusualnoticeinaplanebefore,buthethoughtthattheplanemustbecarryingsomethingparticularlyheavyinit,sohewalkedonandfoundanotheremptyseat,notbesideawindow,tositin.
Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewhole
Twoorthreepeopletriedtositinthewindowseatbesidethesoldier,buttheytooreadthenoticeandwenton,whentheplanewasnearlyfull,averybeautifulgirlhurriedintotheplane.Thesoldier,whowaswatchingthepassengerscomingin,quicklytookthenoticeofftheseatbesidehimselfandinthiswaysucceededinhavingthecompanyofthegirlduringthewholetrip.
热与冷ChaudeandCold
ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."
Thisisanoutrage,"
hecomplained."
ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater."
But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude-Frenchforhot.YoushouldknowthatifyouliveinMontreal."
Waitaminute,"
roaredthepatron."
TheothertapisalsomarkedC."
Ofcourse,"
saidthemanager,"
Itstandsforcold.Afterall,Montrealisabilingualcity."
其余的事由我负责I'
llSeetotheRest
Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talkingtoanotherprettygirlinsidethecarriage.
Comeon,miss!
heshouted."
Shutthedoor,please!
Oh,Ijustwanttokissmysistergoodbye,"
shecalledback.
Youjustshutthatdoor,please,"
calledtheguard,"
andI'
llseetotherest."
钉子还是苍蝇?
ANailOrAFly
Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandthewinespiltalloverthefloor.Whenawaitressdiscoveredwhathadhappened,sheshoweddeepsympathyforhimanddecidedtodohimafavour.
Sothenextmorningwhenhewasouttakingawalkintheroofgarden,shehammeredanailexactlywheretheflyhadstayed.
Nowtheoldmanenteredhisroom.Thesmellofthespiltwineremindedhimoftheaccident.Whenhelookedupatthewall,hefoundtheflywasthereagain!
Hewalkedtoitcarefullyadnslappeditwithallhisstrength.Onhearingaloudcry,thekind-heartedwaitressrushedin.Tohergreatsurprise,thepooroldmanwastheresittingonthefloor,histeethclenchedandhisrighthandbleeding!
第一次坐飞机FirstFlight
Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywhenafriendoffered