高三初三练习试题Word下载.docx

1、Thats fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday?创造性CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes

2、. I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.一个坏印象A Bad ImpressionSix people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the oth

3、er passengers. At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, You left something behind in the compartment! Then he closed t

4、he window again. The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, What did I leave behind? As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, A very bad impression!新发

5、现New DiscoveryA hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement,

6、the hillbilly drawled, I should have brought my wife! A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped o

7、ff the elevator. 士兵的高招A Soldiers Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had b

8、een taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, T

9、his seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you. Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three

10、 people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this

11、way succeeded in having the company of the girl during the whole Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passenger

12、s coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.热与冷Chaude and ColdA patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave m

13、e boiling water.But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.Wait a minute, roared the patron. The other tap is also marked C.Of course, said the manager, It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.其余的事由我负责Ill See to the RestA gua

14、rd was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please!Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back. You just shut that door,

15、 please, called the guard, and Ill see to the rest.钉子还是苍蝇？A Nail Or A FlyAn old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the w

16、ine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour. So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed. Now the old man entered his room. T

17、he smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding! 第一次坐飞机First FlightMr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered