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Thisisallso“Papadon’tpreach.”

Pheebs,he’sascaryguy!

Imean,onetimehecaughtmesmokingandhesaidifIeverdoitagain,he’sgoingtomakemeeatthewholepack.

Wow!

Well,Iwillbethere!

Thanks.

Gosh,I’mnotgoingtoletthatmanmakeyoueatyourbaby!

（Theysitdown）Op,hey,whoisthatguy?

（theylookataguykissingsomewoman）IthinkIknowhim.

Monica:

Noyoudon’t!

!

Noyoudon’t.

OhmyGod!

Monica,he’sthestripperfromyourbacheloretteparty!

Chandler:

Herwhat?

Yoursecretbacheloretteparty.

Youhadabacheloretteparty?

Sheuntiedhisg-stringwithherteeth.Somebodystopme!

Ithoughtweweren’tgoingtohavebachelor/bacheloretteparties.Weagreedthatitwasasillytradition.

Joey:

Agrandtradition!

I’msorry!

Theysurprisedme!

TherewasnothingIcoulddo!

Well,youcould’veuntieditwithyourhands.

Thisissounfair.TheonethingIwantedtodowasthrowmyfriendabachelorparty,but,oh,Iwasn’tallowedto.Allwegotwasastupidsteakdinner.

Youwenthomewiththewaitress.

（Joeyreminisces.）

Uh,yeah,thatwasaprettygoodnight.

Ican’tbelieveyoudidn’ttellme.Youknowthatthetwopillarsofmarriagearehappinessandhonesty!

Uh!

Iknowgivingyouthatbookwouldcomebackandbitemeintheass!

OpeningCredits

Arestaurant.Phoebe,RachelandDr.Greenarelookingatmenus.]

Dr.Green:

HowaboutIordereveryonetheMoroccanchicken?

Oh,I,Idon’teatmeat.

It’schicken!

Yeah,Idon’teatthateither.

Idon’tunderstandyouLesbians.（RachelmouthssomethingtoPhoebe）So,baby,whatisnewwithyou?

Actually,um-

（Awaitercomeswiththewine.）

Waiter:

Your‘74Lafitte,sir.

‘74?

Iordereda‘75.That’samagnificentwine.The‘74issewage!

Whywouldyoubringmesewage?

Isthatahardquestion?

Areyouanidiot?

Isthatwhyyou’reawaiter?

ThisiswhyItoldthemanagerIwouldn’twaitonyoutonight!

（Hegoesoff.）

Oh,don’tbesuchababy!

（Hefollowshim.）

Incaseyoudidn’tnotice,thatisascaryman.

Andhe’srightthough.The‘74isabsolutepiss!

Thiswassuchahugemistake.Ican’ttellhim,Phoebe.Ican’t,Ican’t.

Rachel!

No,it’sok.thisiswhatI’mgoingtodo.I’mgoingtowaitacoupleofyearsandthenthebabywilltellhim.

What?

Sohecangetmadatthebaby?

Thatisthebaby’sproblem.（Dr.Greenreturns）Ah,everythingokwiththewaiter?

Ihavenoidea.Iwenttothebar.So,sweetie,youwerestartingtotellme.Whatis,whatisnewwithyou?

Well,uhhh,I’m-IgotTiVo!

What’sTiVo?

It’sslangfor“pregnant.”

Phoebe!

Areyoureallypregnant?

Uh,yesandno.Except,notno.Sotosumitup,yeah!

Who’sthefather?

Ah,no,pleasedon’ttellmeit’sher.

No,it’sRoss.It’sRoss.YoulikeRoss!

（Heshakeshishead）Daddy,Ihopeyou’reokwithit.Imean,thisisagoodthing.Thisisyourfirstgrandchild!

You’regonnabeaPoppy!

That’strue.

Yeah

I’mgoingtobeaPoppy!

Oh,I’mgoingtobeaPoppy!

Ohyeah!

（They’rebothlaughing.）

Oh...oh...So,whenisthewedding?

Uh,hmm,who?

Thewedding.There’sgoingtobeawedding.Younglady,don’tyousitthereandtellmethatmyfirstgrandchildisgoingtobeabastard.RachelKarenGreen,tellmethere’sgoingtobeawedding!

February2nd!

CentralPerk.Chandler,Joey,RossandMonaarethere.]

Mona:

So,ifwasreallycoolseeingyoulecturetoday.

Ross:

Oh,thanks.Although,uh,itkindaseemedyouwerefallingasleepthere.

Oh,no,no.IhadmyeyesclosedsoIcould,y’know,concentrateandtakeitallin.

Yeah,alotofmystudentsdothat.

Umm...So,um,Igottagetgoing.

I’llseeyoutonight?

Yeah.

Bye.

（Theykiss.）

Oh,thanksagainforshowingmeyoursemi-preciousstonecollection.Itwasamazing!

（Sheleaves.）

MyGod,youmustbegoodinbed!

So,youandMona.It’sbeenawhilenow,how’sitgoing?

Uh,it’sgood.It’s,it’sgoinggood.Imean,wegetalonegreat.She,she’sso-

Hot?

Iwasgoingtosaysweet,butyuh-huh!

Andshe’sokwithRachelandthebaby?

Well,Ihaven’tactuallytoldheryet.Idon’twanttoscareher.

Well,yougottabehonestwithher,otherwiseyoumaythinkyou’regoingdownthesamepath,butyou’reactuallygoingdowndifferentones.

I’mgonnatakethatbookandI’mgonnabeatyoutodeathwithit.

（Monicaenters.）

OhmyGod,you’regonnalovemesomuch!

Ifeltsobadaboutthebachelorettething,sotonight,you‘regonnahaveabachelorparty!

Yeah,IgotthisnumberfromaguyatworkandIhiredastrippertocomedanceforyou.AmIgoingintothewifehalloffameorwhat?

Honey,that’scrazy!

Idon’tneedyoutogetmeastripper!

Willyoulettheladytalk?

Comeon,comeon!

It’llbefun!

It’llmakemefeelsomuchbetter.

Iappreciateit,butit’ssortacreepy,y’know?

I’mnotabacheloranymore.

Sodon’tthinkofitasabachelorparty.Thinkofitasatwomonthanniversarypresent.

Oneyearispaperbuttwomonthsisalapdance!

（Joeynods.）

Please,Ifeelsobad!

Justwatchthehotwomangetnaked!

Fine,fine,butI’monlydoingthisforyou.

Yeah!

AndJoey.

Thankyou.Allright,whoelsedoyouwanttoinvite?

JustRoss,RossandJoeyareembarrassingenough.

Uh,sorry,Ican’tmakeit.I’mseeingMonaagaintonight.

Iunderstand.Whowouldcancelanactualdatejusttogotoabachelorparty?

（Joey’sonthephonewithagirlfriend.）

I’msorry,Igottacanceltonight,baby.

（Hegivesthemathumbup.）

Therestaurant.PhoebeandRachelareatthetablealone.]

I’msorry.Ican’tmakeittoyourimaginarywedding,but,uh,I’mreallybusythatday.I,I,IalreadyhaveaunicornBaptismandaleprechaunBarMitzvah.

Allright,allright.I,I,Ipanicked,Ipanicked.Ijustdidn’twanthimtostartyellingatmelikeIwassome‘74Latour.

Lafitte.The‘74Latourisactuallydrinkingquitenicely.

（Dr.Greeniscomingback.）

Allright,herehecomes.I’mgoingtodothis.I’mgoingtobestrong.

Ijustcalledafriendofmine.

IthinkImaybeabletobookthePlazaonshortnotice.

Really?

ThePlaza?

OhDaddy!

（hugshim）Right.Daddy.Ineedtotalktoyou.Pleasesitdown.

Whatisit,sweetie?

There’snotgoingtobeawedding.RossandIaren’tgettingmarried.

I’msorry,Daddy.

Idon’tbelievethis!

Allright,staycalm,Daddy,please.

How?

Howdoyouexpectmetostaycalm?

Thisisunacceptable,Rachel!

AndIwannaknowwhy!

IsitbecausethatpunkRosswon’tmarryyou?

AmIright?

Yes,yes,hesaysI’mdamagedgoods.

（Phoebe’smouthdropsopen.）

ChandlerandMonica’s,Chandler’sbachelorparty.He’swearingagoldcrownandJoey’swearingagoldtophat.They’rewaitingforthestripper.]

So,uh,younervousaboutgettingmarried?

Whatareyoudoing?

Look,let’spretendit’sarealbachelorparty,ok?

Like,beforeyourwedding.It’llbemorefun.

Ican‘tbelievetomorrow’sthebigday.

How’sitfeelknowingyou’renevergoingtobewithanotherwomanagain?

Knowingyou’regoingtowakeuptothesamefaceeveryday,untilyou’refinallygoingtohavethesweetreleaseofdeath?

You’reright,thisismorefun.

（There’sknockingonthedoor.）

It’sher.Ok,comeon!

（Theyopenthedoor.）

Stripper:

Hi.

（Joeyblowshisnoisemaker.）

So,whichoneofyouluckyboysisChandler?

Oh,that,that,that’sme!

That’sme.

JoeyTribbiani.（shakeshands）Bigfan.

Sothat’sthebedroom?

Yeah,yeah,rightoverthere.

Wheneveryou’reready.

（Shegoesin.）

Thatwasweird.

Why,whywouldshegointhebedroom?

I’mwaiting!

（Theygoinandimmediatelycomeout.）

Soshe’sa-

Yep,that’sonenakedhooker!

Ross’splace.He’shavingwinewithMona.]

Iloveyourplace!

（Picksupastatuette）Where’sthisguyfrom?

Uh,that’san18thcenturyIndianartifactfromCalcutta.

Oh,so,you’remorethanjustdinosaurs.

Somuchmore.

（TheykissandMonakicksovertheIndianthing.）

Oh,ohmyGod.I’msosorry!

It’sallright.It’sf