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[Edie'
sHouse-Daytime]
(KarliskneelingatEdie'
sbedsidehiseyesclosesandhishandfoldedinprayer.Edieisfastasleepinbed.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
KarlMayerdidn'
tprayoften,butwhenhedid,itwasusuallytoaskforGod'
shelpinbreakingupwithawomanandtosparehimthenastydramathatusuallyaccompaniedsuchcallousandunexpecteddepartures.
(KarlpullsanotefromhiscoatandlaysitonthepillownexttoEdie.)
[Flashback-Woman'
sHouse]
(Karl,withasuitcase,isclosingabedroomdoor.)
Overtheyears,Karlhaddumpeddozensofwomen.
(Ayoungladyrollsoverinthebedandisshockedtofindanoteonthebednexttoher.)
Andnotoneofthemhadeverseenitcoming.
(Karl,withhissuitcase,isclosinganotherbedroomdooronanothersleepingwoman.)
Everyretreatwasalwaysmeticulouslyplanned,rightdowntothepersonalizedstationary.
(Theyoungwomanrollsoversmilingandisshockedtofindanoteonthepillownexttoher.)
(Karl,withhissuitcase,closesanotherbedroomdooronadifferentsleepingwoman.)
Hence,hisrecordofsuccessfulgetaways...
...fromwomenwhodidnotwanttoseehimgo.
[PresentDay-Edie'
(Karl,skulkingaroundEdie'
sbedroom,withhissuitcase,putsanoteonthepillownexttoEdie.Hequietlyrollsalargesuitcasetothedoor.)
SowhenhedecidedtobreakupwithEdieBritt,KarlprayedtoGodyetagaintohelphimavoidalltheunnecessarydrama.UnfortunatelyforKarl...
(KarlopensthedoorquietlywhenthebedsidealarmgoesofftowakeEdieup.KarlfreezesasEdiewakesupslowly.)
...Godwasinthemood...tobeentertained.
(EdiewalksupwithherhandonthenoteandseesKarlfrozenandthedoorwithhissuitcases.Karlrushesoutthedoor.)
sFrontYard-Daytime]
(Karlrunsoutofthehousewithhissuitcases.Hethrowsthemintohisconvertibleandclimbsinthecarquickly.Heturnsthestarter,butthecarstalls.HekeepstryingwhenEdiecomesrunningoutofthehouse,wavinganoteintheair.)
Karl:
(whispers)Comeon!
Edie:
Whatthehellisthis?
Edie,baby,calmdown.
"
Let'
sbehonestwithourselves,Edie.Wehaven'
tbeenhappyinalongtime"
?
WhoareyoutotellmeIhaven'
tbeenhappy,youmiserablesonofabi*ch?
Ihavebeenecstatic!
Okay.I-I'
mtheonewhohasn'
tbeenhappy,then.
Thenwhydidyouproposetome?
Idon'
tknow.
Ihavetoldeverywomaninthistownthatwearegettingmarried,andallyouhavetosaytomeis,"
tknow"
Oh,whatelsedoyouwantmetosay?
msorry.
What'
sgoingon?
Iistheresomeoneelse?
Oh,mygod.
(Ediedropsthenoteandbacksaway.Sheturnsaroundandseesarakeproppedagainstthehouse.Shewalkstowardtherake.)
Oh,crap.
(KarlquicklyclimbsintohiscarwhileEdiewalksquicklytogettherake.Karlquicklyputshisseatbeltonandtriestostartthecar.Ediegrabstherake.KarlcontinuestotrytostartthecarasEdiewalksoverdeterminedlywiththerake.)
Comeon,comeon,comeon!
(AsEdiegetscloser,thecarstarts.KarlisrelievedandsmilesatEdieashedrivesoutofthedriveway,onlytobehitbyagarbagetruck.Karlsitsinhissmashedsteamingcar.)
Ashesatthere,Karlcouldn'
thelpbutwonderwhyGodhadforsakenhim.
(Edielooksonandsmiles.Shetossestheraketothegroundandturnstogobackintothehouse.)
ItneveroccurredtohimthatGod...mightbeawoman.
OpeningCredits
[A.A.Meeting]
(Peterisstandinginacircleholdinghandswithothermemberspraying.)
God,grantmetheserenitytoacceptthethingsIcannotchange,thecouragetochangethethingsIcanandthewisdomtoknowthedifference...
ThemembersoftheFairviewChapterofA.A.endedeverymeetingwithaprayer.Andwhilemostwereaskinggodforhelpinresistingtemptation,wasbusythinkingthoughtsthatweredownrightsinful.
AnduntilthenextAmen,keepcomingbackanditworksifyouworkit.Amen.
(Later,Breeiscleaningtherefreshmenttable.)
Bree:
Ithinkyou'
dlovetheopera.Themusicandthevoices--it'
sjustallso...passionate.
(chuckles)Yeah,a300-poundsopranoseducingbaldingtenors.That'
dbehot.
Youmakingfunofme?
(chuckles)Huh?
(BreeplayfullypokesPeter.Petergrabsherhands.)
Bree.
Yes?
Maybealittlebit.
(Theyarejustabouttokisswhenamanwalksintothemeetinghall.)
Claude:
sgoingonhere?
Claude?
Wemadeplans,remember?
msorry.Iwasjustabout--
Yeah,Isawwhatyouwerejustabouttodo.
msorry,Peter,but,uh,whoisthis?
ThisisClaude.He'
smysponsor.
Oh,yourA.A.sponsor?
No.I'
mhisothersponsor.
Formysexaddiction.
Oh.
Damnit,Peter.WhatdidItellyou?
Avoidlusttriggers.
Andwhatisshe?
Comeon,don'
tdothis,man.
She'
salusttrigger.Alusttrigger!
Um,excuseme.Idon'
tknowwhatthatmeans,butcouldyoupleasestopsayingit?
Where'
syourchip?
Giveittome.
(PeterpullsachipfromhispocketandhandsittoClaude.)
Doyourememberhowlowyou'
dsunkwhenwemet?
Thisrepresents12monthsofhardwork,notgivingintoyoururges.Nowifyouwannablowallthatonthiswoman,justtellmenowsoIcanstopwastingmytimeworkingwithyou.
(Claudetossesthechipoverhisshoulder.PeterlooksatBree,thenwalksoverandpicksupthechip.)
twanttoblowit.
Good.Thentelltheprettyladygood-byeandthatyoucan'
tsocializewithheranymore.Anddoitquick.I'
mhungry.
(Claudeleavestheroom.)
[ParcherandMurphyAdvertisingAgency]
(Itislateatnight.LynetteandTomarecarryingasleepingPorterandParkeroutofthedaycareroomasPrestonwalksbetweenthem.Jerrycomesrunningup.)
Jerry:
Badnews.EdwantsustopushthroughtonightandfinishtheEdelsteinRealtypitch.
Lynette:
Butwe'
renotpresentingforanothertwoweeks.Whydon'
twestarttomorrow?
ButhowwouldthathelpEdavoidhismaritalproblems?
What?
Tom:
Oh,he'
sright.IhearEdfightingwithFranonthephoneeverydaythroughtheofficewalls.
Thatwouldexplainallourworkinghours.
Yeah,butyouluckedout,Scavo.Darlenetalkedhimintocuttingthepeoplewhohavekidsindaycareloose.
Hey,great.Let'
sgobeforehechangeshismind.
Butthatdsn'
tincludeyou,MissSeniorV.P.Edwantsyouintheconferenceroomnow.
You'
rekidding!
rehissecurityblanket,Lynette.Hestays,youstay.
Jerry,canyouhelpmegetthekidsdowntothecar?
Yeah.
(HetakesasleepingParkerfromLynette.)
Thanks,Jer.
Sure.
(LynettekissesTomgoodbyeasEdwalksin.)
Ed:
Lynette?
Yeah?
Getthosemock-upstogether,willyou?
Jerry,Ididn'
tknowyouhadakid.
(LynettestaresatJerry.JerryrubsParker'
sback.)
Y-yeah,um,outofwedlock.
So...seeyouinthemorning.
(JerryrunsoutholdingParkerandTomfollows.Lynettewatches,shockedintosilence.)
[Gabrielle'
(Susanwalksin.)
msorryI'
mlate.
(SusanwalksintotheroomandseeingBree,LynetteandGabrielleconsolingacryingEdie.)
KarlbrokeupwithEdie.
Yeah,apparently,hewasseeingsomeone.
Really?
Didhesaywhoitwas?
Iknowwhosheis.She'
saman-eating,scum-suckingho-bag.
No,hedidnotsay.
Youknow,whenKarldumpedyou,Ithoughtthatitwasallyourfault.Yeah,Ifiguredthat...youwereanagorbadinbed.ButnowIi...nowIseethatyouwerejustavictim,too.Wehaveabond,Susan.It'
slikewe'
resisters.(chuckles)There'
sevenaprettyoneandanuglyone.
Edie!
No,I'
mjustsayingthatKarlscrewedusboth.
Yes,likeyouwouldn'
tbelieve.
Guys,I'
mallforbashingexes,butlet'
ssavealittleofourhateforhispartnerincrime--theother