Desperate Housewives 2x20 It Wasnt Meant To HappenWord文档下载推荐.docx

1、Edies House - Daytime（Karl is kneeling at Edies bedside his eyes closes and his hand folded in prayer. Edie is fast asleep in bed.） Mary Alice Voiceover:Karl Mayer didnt pray often,but when he did,it was usually to ask for Gods help in breaking up with a woman and to spare him the nasty drama that u

2、sually accompanied such callous and unexpected departures.（Karl pulls a note from his coat and lays it on the pillow next to Edie.） Flashback - Womans House（Karl, with a suitcase, is closing a bedroom door.）Over the years, Karl had dumped dozens of women.（A young lady rolls over in the bed and is sh

3、ocked to find a note on the bed next to her.） And not one of them had ever seen it coming.（Karl, with his suitcase, is closing another bedroom door on another sleeping woman.）Every retreat was always meticulously planned,right down to the personalized stationary.（The young woman rolls over smiling a

4、nd is shocked to find a note on the pillow next to her.） （Karl, with his suitcase, closes another bedroom door on a different sleeping woman.）Hence, his record of successful getaways. .from women who did not want to see him go.Present Day - Edie（Karl, skulking around Edies bedroom, with his suitcase

5、, puts a note on the pillow next to Edie. He quietly rolls a large suitcase to the door.）So when he decided to break up with Edie Britt,Karl prayed to God yet again to help him avoid all the unnecessary drama.Unfortunately for Karl.（Karl opens the door quietly when the bedside alarm goes off to wake

6、 Edie up. Karl freezes as Edie wakes up slowly.）.God was in the mood.to be entertained.（Edie walks up with her hand on the note and sees Karl frozen and the door with his suitcases. Karl rushes out the door.） s Front Yard - Daytime（Karl runs out of the house with his suitcases. He throws them into h

7、is convertible and climbs in the car quickly. He turns the starter, but the car stalls. He keeps trying when Edie comes running out of the house, waving a note in the air.）Karl: （whispers）Come on!Edie:What the hell is this?Edie, baby, calm down.Lets be honest with ourselves, Edie.We havent been happ

8、y in a long time?Who are you to tell me I havent been happy,you miserable son of a bi*ch?I have been ecstatic!Okay. I-Im the one who hasnt been happy, then.Then why did you propose to me?I dont know.I have told every woman in this town that we are getting married,and all you have to say to me is, t

9、knowOh, what else do you want me to say?m sorry.Whats going on?Iis there someone else?Oh, my god.（Edie drops the note and backs away. She turns around and sees a rake propped against the house. She walks toward the rake.） Oh, crap.（Karl quickly climbs into his car while Edie walks quickly to get the

10、 rake. Karl quickly puts his seat belt on and tries to start the car. Edie grabs the rake. Karl continues to try to start the car as Edie walks over determinedly with the rake.） Come on, come on, come on!（As Edie gets closer, the car starts. Karl is relieved and smiles at Edie as he drives out of th

11、e driveway, only to be hit by a garbage truck. Karl sits in his smashed steaming car.）As he sat there,Karl couldnt help but wonder why God had forsaken him.（Edie looks on and smiles. She tosses the rake to the ground and turns to go back into the house.）It never occurred to him that God.might be a w

12、oman.Opening CreditsA.A. Meeting（Peter is standing in a circle holding hands with other members praying.） God,grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.The members of the Fairview Chapter of A.A. ended ever

13、y meeting with a prayer.And while most were asking god for help in resisting temptation,was busy thinking thoughts that were downright sinful.And until the next Amen,keep coming back and it works if you work it. Amen.（Later, Bree is cleaning the refreshment table.）Bree:I think youd love the opera.Th

14、e music and the voices-its just all so. passionate.（chuckles） Yeah, a 300-pound soprano seducing balding tenors.Thatd be hot.You making fun of me?（chuckles）Huh?（Bree playfully pokes Peter. Peter grabs her hands.） Bree.Yes?Maybe a little bit.（They are just about to kiss when a man walks into the meet

15、ing hall.）Claude:s going on here?Claude?We made plans, remember?m sorry.I was just about-Yeah, I saw what you were just about to do.m sorry, Peter,but, uh, who is this?This is Claude.Hes my sponsor.Oh, your A.A. sponsor?No.Im his other sponsor.For my sex addiction.Oh.Damn it, Peter.What did I tell y

16、ou?Avoid lust triggers.And what is she?Come on,dont do this, man.Shes a lust trigger.A lust trigger!Um, excuse me.I dont know what that means,but could you please stop saying it?Wheres your chip?Give it to me.（Peter pulls a chip from his pocket and hands it to Claude.）Do you remember how low youd su

17、nk when we met?This represents 12 months of hard work,not giving in to your urges.Now if you wanna blow all that on this woman,just tell me now so I can stop wasting my time working with you.（Claude tosses the chip over his shoulder. Peter looks at Bree, then walks over and picks up the chip.）t want

18、 to blow it.Good.Then tell the pretty lady good-bye and that you cant socialize with her anymore.And do it quick.Im hungry.（Claude leaves the room.） Parcher and Murphy Advertising Agency（It is late at night. Lynette and Tom are carrying a sleeping Porter and Parker out of the day care room as Presto

19、n walks between them. Jerry comes running up.） Jerry:Bad news.Ed wants us to push through tonight and finish the Edelstein Realty pitch.Lynette:But were not presenting for another two weeks.Why dont we start tomorrow?But how would that help Ed avoid his marital problems?What?Tom:Oh, hes right. I hea

20、r Ed fighting with Fran on the phone every day through the office walls.That would explain all our working hours.Yeah, but you lucked out, Scavo.Darlene talked him into cutting the people who have kids in day care loose.Hey, great.Lets go before he changes his mind.But that dsnt include you,Miss Sen

21、ior V.P.Ed wants you in the conference room now.Youre kidding!re his security blanket,Lynette. He stays, you stay.Jerry, can you help me get the kids down to the car?Yeah.（He takes a sleeping Parker from Lynette.） Thanks, Jer.Sure.（Lynette kisses Tom goodbye as Ed walks in.）Ed:Lynette?Yeah?Get those

22、 mock-ups together,will you?Jerry,I didnt know you had a kid.（Lynette stares at Jerry. Jerry rubs Parkers back.） Y-yeah, um, out of wedlock.So. see you in the morning.（Jerry runs out holding Parker and Tom follows. Lynette watches, shocked into silence.） Gabrielle（Susan walks in.） m sorry Im late.（S

23、usan walks into the room and seeing Bree, Lynette and Gabrielle consoling a crying Edie.） Karl broke up with Edie.Yeah, apparently,he was seeing someone.Really?Did he say who it was?I know who she is.Shes a man-eating,scum-sucking ho-bag.No, he did not say.You know,when Karl dumped you,I thought tha

24、t it was all your fault.Yeah,I figured that.you were a nag or bad in bed.But now Ii. now I see that you were just a victim, too.We have a bond, Susan.Its like were sisters.（chuckles） Theres even a pretty one and an ugly one.Edie!No,Im just saying that Karl screwed us both.Yes, like you wouldnt believe.Guys,Im all for bashing exes,but lets save a little of our hate for his partner in crime-the other