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要求时间

4.5

实际时间

1.Somepeopleliketowritenotestothemselvessothattheycan______.

A.leavetheminobviousplacesB.rememberwhattodoatacertaintime

C.watchacertainprogrammeD.makeaphonecallatacertaintime

2.Idon’tliketowritenotestomyselfbecause______.

A.theyareeasytoloseorforgettolookatB.Idon’tknowwheretoputthem

C.myhandwritingispoor.D.itgivesmetoomuchtrouble

3.Ioftenuse_____tohelpmerememberthings.

A.anotebookB.acomputerC.telephonecallsD.alarmclocks

4.Sometimesanalarmclockcan’thelpmebecause_____.

A.IputtheclockinawrongplaceB.theclockgoeswrong

C.whentheclockgoesoff,IforgetwhyIsetitD.I’mnotsurewhomIshouldcall

5.Inthispassage,“gooff”means______.

A.startoffB.getoffC.goawayD.makesuddennoise

Key:

1.b2.a3.d4.c5.d

[美文搜索2]

Anoldfriendfromabroad,whomIwasexpectingtostaywith,telephonedfromtheairporttotellmethathehadarrived.Iwasstillattheofficeatthetime,butIhadmadearrangementsforhiscomingback.Afterexplainingwheremynewhousewas.ItoldhimthatIhadleftthekeyunderthedoor.AsIwaslikelytobehomeratherlate,Iadvisedhimtogointothekitchenandhelphimselftofoodanddrink.

Twohourslatermyfriendtelephonedmefrommyhouse.Atthemoment,hesaidhewaslisteningtosomeofmyrecordsafterhavingjusthadatrulywonderfulmeal.Hehadfoundapanonthegasstoveandfriedtwoeggsandhadhelpedhimselftosomecoldchickenfromtherefrigtoo.Now,hesaid,hewasdrinkingaglassoforangejuiceandhehopedIwouldjoinhim.WhenIaskedhimifhehadenteredthehousewithoutdifficulty,heansweredthathehadnotbeenabletofindthekeyunderthedoor,butfortunatelytheliving-roomwindowjustbytheappletreehadbeenleftopenandhehadclimbedin.Ilistenedtoallthisinsurprise.Thereisnoappletreeinfrontofmyliving-room,butthereisoneinfrontofmyneighbour’s.

点评区

1.arrangement安排gasstove气灶fortunately幸运

2.Iwasstillattheofficeatthetime,butIhadmadearrangementsforhiscomingback.这时候我还在办公室，但我已他的到来作安排。

3.butfortunatelytheliving-roomwindowjustbytheappletreehadbeenleftopen很幸运，起居室靠苹果树的那扇窗户留着没关

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1.Whenanoldfriendtelephonedfromtheairporttotellmethathehadarrived,______howtogettomyhouse.

A.IwassobusythatIforgottotellhimB.Iwastoobusytotellhim

C.ItoldhimD.Iwantedtotellhim

2.Sometimelatermyfriendrangmeupandtoldme______.

A.hedidn’tfindanythingtoeatB.hehadonlysomecoldchickentoeat

C.hewasfryingtwoeggsD.hehadhadafinemeal

3.Myfrienddidn’tfindthekeytomyhouse,because______.

A.therewasnokeyundermydoorB.Iforgottoleavemykeyundermydoor

C.hedidn’tcometomyhouseatallD.thekeyhadbeenstolen

4.Myfriendgotintothehouse______.

A.throughtheliving-roomwindowB.throughthebed-roomwindow

C.bythebackdoorD.bythefrontdoor

5.Myfriend______.

A.tookmyneighbourformineB.tookmyneighbour’shouseformine

C.tookmeformyneighbourD.tookmyhouseformyneighbour’s

1.c2.d3.c4.a5.b

[美文搜索3]

MrandMrsBrownweregoingabroadfortheirholiday.TheyhadadogcalledBlackiewhichtheywereveryfondofbuttheycouldnottakehimabroadwiththem,sotheylookedforagoodplacetoleavehiminwhiletheywereaway,andatlastfoundaplacewhichlookedafterdogsverywellwhiletheirownerswereaway.TheytookBlackietherejustbeforetheyleftfortheirholiday,andsadlysaidgoodbyetohim.

Attheendoftheirholiday,theygotbacktoEnglandverylateatnight,andastheythoughtthattheplacewhereBlackiewasstayingmightbeclosedatthathour,theydecidedtowaituntilthenextmorningbeforegoingtogethimback.

SothenextmorningMrBrowngotintohiscaranddroveoffhappilytocollectBlackie.

Whenhereachedhomewiththedog,hesaidtohiswife,“Doyouknow,dear,Idon’tthinkBlackiecanhaveenjoyedhisstayatthatplaceverymuch.Hebarkedallthewayhomeinthecarasifhewantedtotellmesomething.

MrsBrownlookedatthedogcarefullyandthenanswered,“Youarequiteright,dear.Hewascertainlytryingtotellyousomething.Buthewasn’ttryingtotellyouthathehadn’tenjoyedhisstayatthatplace.Hewasonlycomplainingthatyouwerebringingthewrongdoghome.Thisisn’tBlackie!

1.Bark吠叫

2.andastheythoughtthattheplacewhereBlackiewasstayingmightbeclosedatthathour,theydecidedtowaituntilthenextmorningbeforegoingtogethimback.由于他们认为那时候狗呆的地方可能关门了，于是二夫等到次日晨再去将狗领回。

3.Hebarkedallthewayhomeinthecarasifhewantedtotellmesomething.它在车上一路吠叫似乎要告诉我什么。

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1.TheBrownsdecidedtoleavetheirdogsomewherewhiletheywereawaybecause______.

A.theywerenotfondofhimanymore

B.theydidnotwanttotakehimwiththem

C.thedogrefusedtogowiththem

D.theywerenotallowedtotakehimabroad

2.They______beforetheyleftfortheirholidays.

A.askedafriendtotakecareofthedog

B.leftittotheirhousekeeper

C.tookittoanoldmanwholookedafterdogsverywell

D.foundBlackieagoodplacewheredogsweretakengoodcareof

3.ThedaytheygotbacktoEngland,they______.

A.wenttotheplacerightawaytogetBlackie

B.didnotgototheplaceatall

C.wenttocollecttheirdog,butthatplacewasclosed

D.waitedtherefortheplacetoopen

4.Asthedog______,hebarkedalltheway.

A.didnotrecognizeMrBrown

B.hadsomethingtotellhisoldmaster

C.hadnotenjoyedhisstayatthatplace

D.knewhewaswiththeirmastersagain

5.Whatdoyouthink“Youarequiteright,dear.”Means?

A.Shefullyagreedwithherhusband.

B.Shewassayingthatwhathedidwasright.

C.Thedogdidwanttotellhimsomething;

hewasbringinghomethewrongdog.

D.Therewassomethingwrongwiththeirolddog.

1.b2.d3.d4.a5.c

[美文搜索4]

MissWhitewastheownerofalittlebakery.Shewasfortyyearsold,andshelivedalone.AcustomerwhocametoMissWhite’sbakerythreeorfourtimesaweekhadneveraskedforanygoodbread,but,strangelyenough,hewantedonlytwopiecesofhardanddrybreadeachtime.

OnedayMissWhitefoundonthecustomer’sfingeraredandbrowndirt.Sheguessedthatthecustomermustbeapoorartist.Helivedinanoldhouse,wherehepaintedpicturesandatedrybread.MissWhite,awomanwithakindheart,foundoutthatthecustomerbegantolookthinnerandverysad,soshewantedtodosomethingforhim.

Asusualthecustomercameagainandaskedfortwopiecesofdrybread.Suddenlyafireenginecamebywithagreatsound.Whenthecustomerhurriedtothedoortolook,MissWhitequicklycutthebreadwithaknifeandputalotofbutterintoit.Shecoveredthebreadwithpaperbeforethecustomerturnedbacktoher.Notlongafter,thecustomerreturnedandshoutedangrywordsatMissWhite.“I’llkillyou.Youhavemademypicturedirty.Ihaveworkedhardforthreemonthsdrawingapictureforanewbuilding.Ialwaysmakemydrawinginpencilfirst,andwhenit’sdone,Iruboutthepencillineswithdryhardbreadpieces.”Hearingthat,MissWhitefeltverysorryaboutit.

1.Bakery面包房

2.Helivedinanoldhouse,wherehepaintedpicturesandatedrybread.他住在一所旧房子里，就在那个地方他绘画，吃干面包。

Suddenlyafireenginecamebywithagreatsound.突然一辆救火车呼啸着走过。

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1.MissWhite______.

A.wastheownerofalargebakery

B.waskindtopeopleandreadytohelpothers

C.waskindtopoorartistsonly

D.hadonlyhardanddrybreadtosellinhershop

2.InChinese,theunderlinedword“customer”means______.

A．艺术家B.面包师C.建筑师D.顾客

3.Thecustomerneveraskedforanygoodbreadbecause______.

A.hewaspoorB.itwasnotdelicious

C.itwasnotusefulforhimD.helikedhardanddrybread

4.ThecustomerwasangrywithMissWhitebecause______.

A.shehadputtoomuchbutterinthebread

B.hedidnotlikebutteratall

C.shecoveredthebreadwithpaper

D.shehadmadehispicturedirty

5.Hardanddrybreadcanbe______.

A.usedtoruboutsomethingB.usedtoruboutanything

C.soldveryquicklyD.deliciousfoodKey:

1.b2.d3.c4