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1、要求时间4.5实际时间1.Some people like to write notes to themselves so that they can _.A. leave them in obvious places B. remember what to do at a certain timeC. watch a certain programme D. make a phone call at a certain time2.I dont like to write notes to myself because _.A. they are easy to lose or forget

2、 to look at B. I dont know where to put themC. my handwriting is poor. D. it gives me too much trouble3. I often use _ to help me remember things.A. a notebook B. a computer C. telephone calls D. alarm clocks4. Sometimes an alarm clock cant help me because _.A. I put the clock in a wrong place B. th

3、e clock goes wrongC. when the clock goes off, I forget why I set it D. Im not sure whom I should call5. In this passage, “go off” means _.A. start off B. get off C. go away D. make sudden noiseKey: 1.b 2.a 3.d 4.c 5.d美文搜索2An old friend from abroad, whom I was expecting to stay with, telephoned from

4、the airport to tell me that he had arrived. I was still at the office at the time, but I had made arrangements for his coming back. After explaining where my new house was. I told him that I had left the key under the door. As I was likely to be home rather late, I advised him to go into the kitchen

5、 and help himself to food and drink.Two hours later my friend telephoned me from my house. At the moment, he said he was listening to some of my records after having just had a truly wonderful meal. He had found a pan on the gas stove and fried two eggs and had helped himself to some cold chicken fr

6、om the refrig too. Now, he said, he was drinking a glass of orange juice and he hoped I would join him. When I asked him if he had entered the house without difficulty, he answered that he had not been able to find the key under the door, but fortunately the living-room window just by the apple tree

7、 had been left open and he had climbed in. I listened to all this in surprise. There is no apple tree in front of my living-room, but there is one in front of my neighbours.点 评 区1. arrangement安排 gas stove气灶 fortunately幸运2. I was still at the office at the time, but I had made arrangements for his co

8、ming back.这时候我还在办公室，但我已他的到来作安排。3. but fortunately the living-room window just by the apple tree had been left open很幸运，起居室靠苹果树的那扇窗户留着没关2301. When an old friend telephoned from the airport to tell me that he had arrived, _ how to get to my house.A. I was so busy that I forgot to tell him B. I was too

9、busy to tell himC. I told him D. I wanted to tell him2. Some time later my friend rang me up and told me _.A. he didnt find anything to eat B. he had only some cold chicken to eatC. he was frying two eggs D. he had had a fine meal3. My friend didnt find the key to my house, because _.A. there was no

10、 key under my door B. I forgot to leave my key under my doorC. he didnt come to my house at all D. the key had been stolen4. My friend got into the house _.A. through the living-room window B. through the bed-room windowC. by the back door D. by the front door5. My friend _.A. took my neighbour for

11、mine B. took my neighbours house for mineC. took me for my neighbour D. took my house for my neighbours 1.c 2.d 3.c 4.a 5.b美文搜索3Mr and Mrs Brown were going abroad for their holiday. They had a dog called Blackie which they were very fond of but they could not take him abroad with them, so they looke

12、d for a good place to leave him in while they were away, and at last found a place which looked after dogs very well while their owners were away. They took Blackie there just before they left for their holiday, and sadly said goodbye to him.At the end of their holiday, they got back to England very

13、 late at night, and as they thought that the place where Blackie was staying might be closed at that hour, they decided to wait until the next morning before going to get him back.So the next morning Mr Brown got into his car and drove off happily to collect Blackie.When he reached home with the dog

14、, he said to his wife, “ Do you know, dear, I dont think Blackie can have enjoyed his stay at that place very much. He barked all the way home in the car as if he wanted to tell me something.Mrs Brown looked at the dog carefully and then answered, “You are quite right, dear. He was certainly trying

15、to tell you something. But he wasnt trying to tell you that he hadnt enjoyed his stay at that place. He was only complaining that you were bringing the wrong dog home. This isnt Blackie!1. Bark吠叫2. and as they thought that the place where Blackie was staying might be closed at that hour, they decide

16、d to wait until the next morning before going to get him back.由于他们认为那时候狗呆的地方可能关门了，于是二夫等到次日晨再去将狗领回。3. He barked all the way home in the car as if he wanted to tell me something.它在车上一路吠叫似乎要告诉我什么。24551. The Browns decided to leave their dog somewhere while they were away because _.A. they were not fond

17、 of him any moreB. they did not want to take him with themC. the dog refused to go with themD. they were not allowed to take him abroad2. They _ before they left for their holidays.A. asked a friend to take care of the dogB. left it to their housekeeperC. took it to an old man who looked after dogs

18、very wellD. found Blackie a good place where dogs were taken good care of3. The day they got back to England, they _.A. went to the place right away to get BlackieB. did not go to the place at allC. went to collect their dog, but that place was closedD. waited there for the place to open4. As the do

19、g _, he barked all the way.A. did not recognize Mr BrownB. had something to tell his old masterC. had not enjoyed his stay at that placeD. knew he was with their masters again5. What do you think “You are quite right, dear.” Means?A. She fully agreed with her husband.B. She was saying that what he d

20、id was right.C. The dog did want to tell him something; he was bringing home the wrong dog.D. There was something wrong with their old dog. 1.b 2.d 3.d 4.a 5.c美文搜索4Miss White was the owner of a little bakery. She was forty years old, and she lived alone. A customer who came to Miss Whites bakery thr

21、ee or four times a week had never asked for any good bread, but, strangely enough, he wanted only two pieces of hard and dry bread each time.One day Miss White found on the customers finger a red and brown dirt. She guessed that the customer must be a poor artist. He lived in an old house, where he

22、painted pictures and ate dry bread. Miss White, a woman with a kind heart, found out that the customer began to look thinner and very sad, so she wanted to do something for him.As usual the customer came again and asked for two pieces of dry bread. Suddenly a fire engine came by with a great sound.

23、When the customer hurried to the door to look, Miss White quickly cut the bread with a knife and put a lot of butter into it. She covered the bread with paper before the customer turned back to her. Not long after, the customer returned and shouted angry words at Miss White. “Ill kill you. You have

24、made my picture dirty. I have worked hard for three months drawing a picture for a new building. I always make my drawing in pencil first, and when its done, I rub out the pencil lines with dry hard bread pieces.” Hearing that, Miss White felt very sorry about it.1. Bakery面包房2. He lived in an old ho

25、use, where he painted pictures and ate dry bread.他住在一所旧房子里，就在那个地方他绘画，吃干面包。Suddenly a fire engine came by with a great sound.突然一辆救火车呼啸着走过。2511. Miss White _.A. was the owner of a large bakeryB. was kind to people and ready to help othersC. was kind to poor artists onlyD. had only hard and dry bread t

26、o sell in her shop2. In Chinese, the underlined word “customer” means _.A艺术家 B.面包师 C.建筑师 D.顾客3. The customer never asked for any good bread because _.A. he was poor B. it was not deliciousC. it was not useful for him D. he liked hard and dry bread4. The customer was angry with Miss White because _.A. she had put too much butter in the breadB. he did not like butter at allC. she covered the bread with paperD. she had made his picture dirty5. Hard and dry bread can be _.A. used to rub out something B. used to rub out anythingC. sold very quickly D. delicious foodKey: 1.b 2.d 3.c 4