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Modf-x-square,d-x.

SopleasefinishPercival

fornexttime.

Iknowmanyofyouhadthisasundergraduates,butitwon'thurttobrushup.

4Thankyou,Steven.

5IalsoputanadvancedFouriersystem

onthemainhallwaychalkboard.

6I'mhopingthatoneofyoumight

proveitbytheendofthesemester.

7Nowthepersontodosowill

notonlybeinmygoodgraces...

8butalsogoon

tofameandfortune...

9byhavingtheiraccomplishment

recordedandtheirnameprinted...

10intheauspiciousM.I.T.Tech.

11FormerwinnersincludeNobellaureates,

Field'smedalwinners...

renownedastrophysicists

andlowlyM.I.T.professors.

13Well,that'sall.

Ifyouhaveanyquestions...

14I'msurethatTom

hastheanswers.

15Hi,Will.

16-Kirsten,howyoudoing?

-I'mallright.Howareyou?

17-Good.

-Ididn'tgetonCathylastnight.

18No?

19-Whynot?

-Idon'tknow.

20-Cathy!

-What?

Whydidn'tyougivemenoneofthat

nastylittlehoochie-woochie...

-youusuallythrowatme?

-Oh,fuckyou...

andyourIrishcurse,Chuckie.

LikeI'dwastemyenergyspreading

mylegsforthatTootsieRolldick?

-Gohomeandgiveitatugyourself.

-TootsieRoll!

T-Toots!

She'smissingatooth,Will.

She'sgotskinproblems.

Idon't-

Plus,it'slike5-to-2Morganendsup

marryingher,youknowwhatImean?

There'sonlysomanytimesyoucan

bangyourfriend'sfuturewife.

It'swrong.

Whereyougoing?

-I'mgonnatakeoff.

-Fuckyou,you'retakingoff.It's,like,what,10:

00?

No,I'mtired.

Irishcurse?

Shedon'tknow.

Thereain'tnoIrishcurse.

Out!

Stop

pressuringmeback.

Stopcrowdingtheplate!

Whichonewillitbe?

You'regonnagetcharged,

youknowthat?

YouthinkI'mafraidofyou,youbig

fuck?

You'recrowdingthefuckingplate.

Hey,uh,Casey'sbouncingupabarat

Harvardnextweek.Weshouldgoupthere.

-Whatarewegonnadoupthere?

-Idon'tknow.

We'llfuckupsomesmartkids.

Probablyfitrightin.

Ow!

Fuckingpunk.

-Oh,what'sup?

Youstilltough?

-Comeon!

Comeon.Comeon.

That'sit-

I'dholdyouforeverhere

Inmyarms

-ProfessorLambeau?

-Yes?

I'minyourAppliedTheoriesclass.We're

allupattheMath&Sciencebuilding.

Comehere.

It'sSaturday.

Unlessyouwannahave

adrinkwithmetonight.

Maybe.Wejustcouldn'twait

untilMondaytofindout.

Findoutwhat?

Whoprovethetheorem.

Thisiscorrect.

Whodidthis?

-Jack?

-Itwasn'tme.

-Nemesh?

-N-Noway.

-Comeon,Joey,now!

-Billy,McNamara'sup.

Comeon,kid!

-Joey,digitout!

Digitout!

-Sonofabitch!

Bringitdown,Mac!

That'showto

doit!

Attaboy!

Taketwo,Mac.

Hey,Morgan,who'sthegirlwiththe

stripedpants?

She'sgotaniceass.

-Yeah,that'sarealniceass.

-Who'stheguyshe'swith?

Thatfuckingguinea.Ihatethat

littlebitch.Willknowshim.

Yeah,Ido.

Yeah,fuckingCarmineScarpaglia.

-Thatguyusedtobeattheshitoutofmeinkindergarten.

-Thatguy?

Yeah.

Fuckthis.

Let'sgetsomefood.

-Oh,what,Morgan,you'renotgonnagotalktoher?

-Fuckher.

-IcouldgoforaWhopper.

-Let'sgotoKelly's.

Morgan,I'mnotgoingtoKelly'sjust

'causeyoulikethetake-outgirl.

-It's15minutesoutofourway.

-Whatthefuckarewegonnado?

Wecan'tspare15minutes?

Doubleburger.

Chuck,Ihadadoubleburger.

Wouldyoushutthefuckup!

Iknowwhatyouordered.Iwasthere.

-Sogivememyfuckingsandwich.

-Whatdoyoumean,yoursandwich?

Iboughtit.

Morgan,howmuchmoney

yougotonyou?

IsaidI'dgetchange

whenIgetthesnowcone.

Isaidthatwhenwepulledup.Give

memysandwichandstopbeingaprick.

Allright,well,givemeyourfucking

16centsthatyougotonyounow.

We'llputyourfuckingsandwichonlayaway.

Herewego.Keepitrightuphereforya.

We'llputyouonaprogram.Everyday

youcomeinherewithyoursixcents.

-Attheendoftheweek,yougetyoursandwich.

-Areyougonnabeanasshole?

WhatamI,fuckingsandwichwelfare?

Ithink

youshouldestablishagoodlineofcredit.

Likehowyoubought

yourcouch-paymentplans.

Rememberhowyourmotherbroughtin

tendollarseverydayforayear.

Shefinallygothercouch

Rent-A-Centerstyle.

-CanIhavemyfood,please?

-Here'syourfuckingdoubleburger.

-Whoa!

-Hey,holdup,Chuck.

-Slowitdown.

-Whodowegot?

-Idon'tknowyet.

-Hey,douchebag!

-Yeah,you,youskankface!

Shutthefuckup.

Whydon'tyoulick

mylovestick?

Weseentheguy15minutesago.Weshould've

fighthimthen.We'reeatingoursnacksnow.

-Shutup,Morgan,you'regoing.

-I'mnotgoing.-Sodon'tgo.

-I'mnotgoing.

-Fuckinggo,Morgan.

Letmetellyousomething.Ifyou'renot

outthereintwofuckingseconds,

100

whenI'mdonewiththem,

you'renext.

101

Carmine,it'sme,Will.Remember,

wewenttokindergartentogether.

102

Waydownthestreet

there'salightinhisplace

103

Heopensthedoor,he's

gotthatlookonhisface

104

-Fucking,let'sgo,man.

-Steponhisfuckinghead.

105

Gethisassontheground.

Stopthatmotherfucker.

106

Motherfucker,die!

107

-Carter!

-Comeon!

108

Will!

Will,comeon!

109

Will,comeon.

110

Easy,brother,easy.

111

-Hey,fellas,thanksforcomingout.

-Comehere!

112

Whoa!

113

Ah.Fuck.

114

Isitjustmyimagination,

orhasmyclassgrownconsiderably?

115

Well,bynostretch

ofmyimagination...

116

doIbelieveyou'veallcomehere

tohearmelecture.

117

Rather,toascertaintheidentity

ofthemysterymathmagician.

118

Sowithoutfurtheradieu,comeforward,

silentrogue,andreceivethyprize.

119

Well,I'msorrytodisappoint

myspectators,but...

120

itseemstherewillbe

nounmaskingheretoday.

121

However,uh,mycolleaguesandI

haveconferred,

122

andthereisaproblem

ontheboardrightnow...

123

thattookus

morethantwoyearstoprove.

124

Soletthisbesaid:

Thegauntlethasbeenthrowndown,

125

butthefacultyhaveanswered

andansweredwithvigor.

126

When'sthearraignment?

127

Nextweek.

128

Sorry.

129

-Whatareyoudoing?

-Sorry.

130

That'speople'swork.

Youcan'tgraffitihere.

131

-Don'tyouwalkawayfromme!

-Hey,fuckyou!

132

Oh,you'reacleverone.

What'syourname?

133

Oh,myGod.

134

Looksright.

135

Will,howretardeddoyougottabe

togetfiredfromthatjob?

136

Imean,howhardisit

topushamotherfuckingbroomaround?

137

Mitch,yougotfired

frompushingafuckingbroom.

138

Igotfired'cause

managementwasrestructuring.

139

Yeah,restructuringtheamount

ofretardstheyhadworkingfor'em.

140

Shutup.Yougetcanned

morethantuna,bitch.

141

AtleastIgotamotherfuckingjob

rightnow,don'tI?

142

-Why'dyougetfired,Will?

Comeon.

-Managementwasrestructuring.

143

-Myunclecouldprobablygetyouonademoteam.

-Canhedothat?

144

Youkiddingme!

Iaskedyou

yesterdayifIcouldgetajob.

145

AndItoldyou"no"

yesterday.

146

-What'sup,Casey?

-What's

up,Case?

-What'sup,BigCase?

147

Let'ssitoverhere.

148

Allright.Let'sgo.

149

Oh,thisis-thisis

aHarvardbar,huh?

150

Ithoughtthere'dbe,like,

equationsandshitonthewall.

151

Iwilltakeapitcher

ofthefinestlagerinthehouse.

152

Timeout.I'mgonnahavetobustalittlemove

onthemHarvardhottiesdownthereatthebar.

153

-Worksomemagic.

-Getsomepotionforus.

154

-Oh,hello.

155

-Hi.Howareya?

-Fine.

156

-So,doyouladies,uh-

-Comehereoften?

157

DoIcomehere?

Icomehereabit.

158

I'mhere,youknow,

fromtimetotime.

159

-Doyougotoschoolhere?

-Yep.

160

-Yeah,that'sit.IthinkIhadaclasswithyou.

-Oh,yeah.Whatclass?

161

-History.

-Maybe.

162

Yes,Ithink

that'swhatitwas.

163

Youdon'tnecessarily-maynot

rememberme.Youknow,Ilikeithere.

164

-Itdoesn'tmean'causeIgohere,I'magenius.Iamverysmart.

-Hey.

165

-Hey,how'sitgoing?

Howareya?

-Good.Howyadoing?

166

Whatclass

didyousaythatwas?

167

-History.

-History.Yeah.

168

Justhistory?

Itmusthavebeen

asurveycoursethen.

169

-Yeah,itwas.Itwassurveys.

-Right.

170

Youshouldcheckitout.It'sagood

course.It'dbeagoodclass.

171

-How'dyoulikethatcourse?

-Youknow,frankly,

172

-Ifoundthatclass,youknow,ratherelementary.

-Elementary.

173

-Youknow,Idon'tdoubtthatitwas.

-Yeah.

174

I,uh,

Irememberthatclass.

175

Itwas,um-

Itwasjustbetweenrecessandlunch.

176

Clark,whydon'tyou

goaway?

177

-Whydon'tyourelax?

-Whydon'tyougoaway?

178

-I'mjusthavingfunwithmynewfriend.

-Arewegonnahaveaproblem?

179

No,no,no,no.

There'snoproblemhere.

180

Iwasjusthopingyoumightgiveme

someinsightintotheevolution...

181

ofthemarketeconomy

inthesoutherncolonies.

182

Mycontentionisthatpriortothe

RevolutionaryWar,theeconomicmodalities-

183

especially

inthesoutherncolonies-

184

couldmostaptly

becharacterizedas...

185

-agrarianprecapitalist.

-Letmetellyousomething.

186

Ofcoursethat'syourcontention.

You'reafirst-yeargradstudent.

187

Youjustgotfinishedreadingsome

Marxianhistorian-PeteGarrison,probably-

188

You'regonnabeconvincedofthattill

nextmonthwhenyougettoJamesLemon.

189

Thenyou'regonnabetalkingabouthowthe

economiesofVirgi

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