Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第十九集.doc

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Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季

219TheOneWhereEddieWon'tGo

[Scene:

Chandler'sbedroom.ChandlerissleepingandEddieistherewatchinghim.]

[Chandlerwakesup]

CHANDLER:

HeyEddie.Daahh!

!

What'reyoudoin'here?

EDDIE:

Nothin'roomie,justwatchin'yousleep.

CHANDLER:

Why?

EDDIE:

Makesmefeelum,peaceful,heh-heh,please.

CHANDLER:

Ican'tsleepnow.

EDDIE:

Youwantmetosing?

CHANDLER:

No,look,that'sit,it'sover,Iwantyouout,Iwantyououtoftheapartmentnow.

EDDIE:

Woah,woah,woah,what're,what'reyoutalkin'aboutman.

CHANDLER:

HannibalLecter...betterroommatethanyou.

EDDIE:

No.SeenowIdon'tthinkyou'rebeingfair.Imeanonenightyouseemeandyougetscared,Imean,whataboutalltheothernightswhenyoudon'tseeme,huh?

WhataboutlastnightwhenyouwentandgotadrinkofwaterandIwasniceenoughtohidebehindthedoor,what'sthatabout,huh?

CHANDLER:

Ididn'trealizethat.

EDDIE:

Yeah.

CHANDLER:

GETOUTNOW!

!

EDDIE:

Ok,youreallywantmeout?

CHANDLER:

Yesplease.

EDDIE:

Ok,thenIwanttohearyousayit,I,Iwanttohearyousayyouwantmeout.

CHANDLER:

Iwantyouout.

EDDIE:

Nonono,Iwannahearitfromyourlips.

CHANDLER:

Wheredidyouhearitfrombefore?

EDDIE:

Oh,right,allright,youknowwhatpallieIunderstand,considermegone,youknowwhat,I'llbeoutbythetimeyougethomefromworktomorrow.

[EddieleavestheroomandChandlermouths"Thankyou"tohimself]

EDDIE:

Iheardthat.

OPENINGTITLES

[Scene:

CentralPerk.MonicaandRachelarethere,Joeyenterswearinganoldlookinghat.]

JOEY:

Hey.

MONICA:

Hey.

RACHEL:

Hey.Whe-ell,lookatyou,finallygotthattimemachineworkin'huh?

JOEY:

Seriously,youlikeit?

Thisguywassellin'themon8thavenueandIlookedat'emandIthough,youknowwhatIdon'thave?

MONICA:

Amirror?

JOEY:

Fine,makefun.Ithinkit'sjaunty.

MONICA:

Wow,foraguywho'srecentlylosthisjob,you'reinanawfullygoodmood.

JOEY:

Hey,I'llbealright.Imeanit'snotlikeI'mstartingfromsqareone.IwasDr.DrakeRemorayonDaysofOurLives.Heh?

Imeanthat'sgottahavesomekindofcache.

MONICA:

Cache?

Jaunty?

JOEY:

Chandlergavemewordofthedaytoiletpaper.I'mgonnagetsomecoffee.

[Phoebeenters]

PHOEBE:

Hey.

MONICA:

Hey.

RACHEL:

Hey.

PHOEBE:

Oooh,sososo,didyoureadthebook?

MONICA:

OhmyGod,itwasincredible.

PHOEBE:

Didn'titliketotallyspeaktoyou?

RACHEL:

Woah,woah,woah,whatbookisthis?

MONICA:

Rachelyouhavetoreadthisbook.It'scalledBeYourOwnWindkeeper.It'sabouthowwomenneedtobecomemoreempowered.

PHOEBE:

Yeahandoh,andbutthere's,there'swindandthewindcanmakeusGoddesses.Butyouknowwhotakesoutwind?

Men,theyjusttakeit.

RACHEL:

Menjusttakeoutwind?

PHOEBE:

Ya-huh,allthetime,causetheyarethelightningbearers.

RACHEL:

Wow.

PHOEBE:

Yeah.

RACHEL:

Wellthatsoundskindacool,kindalikeTheHobbit.

MONICA:

ItisnothingliketheHobbit.It'slikereadingabouteveryrelationshipI'veeverhad,exceptforRichard.

PHOEBE:

Ohyes,no,Richardwouldneverstealyourwind.

MONICA:

No.

PHOEBE:

No,'causehe'syummy.

MONICA:

Yes.Butalltheotherones.

PHOEBE:

Ohyes.Ohand,thepartabouthowthey'realwayslikedrinkingfromoutpoolofinnerpower,butGodforbidweshouldtakeasip.

JOEY:

Anybodywantacroan.

PHOEBE:

Ok,thisisatypicallightning-bearerthing.Rightthere,it'slike,um,'Hello,whowantsoneofmyfallicshapedmancakes?

'

[Scene:

EstelleLeonardTalentAgency.Joeyisthere.]

ESTELLE:

Don'tworryaboutitalready.Thingshappen.

JOEY:

So,you'renotmadatmeforgettingfiredandeverything?

ESTELLE:

Joey,lookatme,lookatme.DoIhavelipstickonmyteeth?

JOEY:

No,canwegetbacktome?

ESTELLE:

Lookhoney,peoplegetfiredleftandrightinthisbusiness.IalreadygotyouanauditionforAnotherWorld.

JOEY:

Alright.Cabdrivernumbertwo?

ESTELLE:

You'rewelcome.

JOEY:

ButIwasDr.DrakeRemoray.HowcanIgofrombein'aneurosurgeontodrivin'acab?

ESTELLE:

Thingschange,rollwithem.

JOEY:

Butthisisatwolinepart,it'sliketakin'astepbackwards.I'mnotgonnadothis.

ESTELLE:

Joey,I'mgonnatellyouthesamethingItoldAlMinserandhispyramidofdogs.Takeanyjobyoucangetanddon'tmakeonthefloor.

JOEY:

I'msorry.Seeya.

[Scene:

CentralPerk.Monica,Phoebe,andRachelarethere.Rachelhasjustfinishedreadingthebook.]

RACHEL:

Oh,God,oh,God,Imeanit'sjustso.

MONICA:

Isn'tit.

RACHEL:

Uhh,Imeanthisislikereadingaboutmyownlife.Imeanthisbookcouldhavebeencalled'BeYourOwnWindkeeperRachel'.

PHOEBE:

Idon'tthinkitwouldhavesoldamillioncopiesbutitwouldhavemadeanicegiftforyou.

ROSS:

Heyyouguys.

MONICA:

Hey.

ROSS:

Uh,sweetiewe'vegottago.

RACHEL:

NO!

ROSS:

No?

RACHEL:

No,whydowealwayshavetodoeverythingaccordingtoyourtimetable