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英语新概念教学材料
Joke
AWomaninthebar
Awomaninthebarwantstodotheplasticsurgerytoenlargeherbreasts.Herhusbandtellsher,“Hey,youdon’tneedsurgerytodothat.Iknowhowtodoitwithoutsurgery.”Theladyasks,“HowdoIdoitwithoutsurgery?
”
“Justrubtoiletpaperbetweenthem.”
“Howdosethatmakethembigger?
”
“Idon’tknow,butitworkedforyourass!
”
————新概念英语二册bar
Hairdresser
Hairdresser:
“Didyouhaveketchupwithyourlunch,sir?
”
Custom:
“NoIdidn’t.”
Hairdresser:
“Inthatcase（既然如此）,Ihaveslippedwiththerazor.”
___________新概念三册case.
A:
Lendmefifty
B:
Ihaveonlyforty
A:
Well,thenletmehavethefortyandyoucanowemetheten.
_____新概念二册L3
ExaminingtheXray,thedoctorsaid,“Notathingtoworryabout.Youshouldlivedtobeninety.”
“ButDoctor,”thepatientsaid,“Iamninety.”“See?
Iwasright!
”thedoctorsaid.
_______新概念一册L103exam或者是L63看病
YoungWoman:
Look!
Hereisamagazinethattellshowtotakefiveyearsoffyourface.
OldWoman:
Good!
I’lltaketwoofthem.
_______新概念一册L127讨论年龄问题作为背景笑话
Request
Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wouldbekilled.“Haveyouanylastrequests?
”askedthepoliceman.“Yes,”repliedthemurderer.“Willyouholdmyhand?
”
_______新概念二册Lesson5request
Onebusinessmanaskedanother,“Isyouradvertisinggettingresults?
”“Itsureis,”repliedhisfriend.“Lastweekweadvertisedforanightguard.Thenextnightwewererobbed.”
________Lesson7guardandrob
Boxer
Duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldn’thithisopponent.“HowamIdoing?
”heaskedhiscoachattheendoftheround.“Well,ifyoukeepthisup,”repliedthecoach,“hemightfeethewindandcatchacold.”
_______新概念三册
Johnaskedhismotherforonedollar.“Whatareyougoingtodothemoney?
”“Iamgoingtogiveittoapoorman,”heanswered.“Youareagoodboy,”saidthemotherproudly.“Hereyouare,butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldman?
”“Heisthemanwhosellsicecream.”
________Lesson121定语从句
Publicschool在英国和美国是不一样的，在美国，人们把publicschool认为是公立中学，privateschool是私立中学。
而英国人却认为public是大众的意思，publicschool是老百姓自己创立的学校，是私立中学。
__________新概念第二册Lesson1privatepublic
A:
Ifoundaprettygirl.
B:
Youaretellingme
你早就告诉我了
________新概念第二册第二课现在进行时
A:
Howisthegirl?
B:
Idon’tthinkmuchofit
我对他印象不太好
________新概念一册think
Itwillbeallrightonthenight
祝你一切顺利
为什么是在晚上呢？
是allrightonthenight是以前演出时导演、和演员之间常说的一句安慰的话，因为旧时的戏剧表演通常是在晚上举行，于是就有了onthenight的说话。
后来，该语被引申为中宽泛的勉励，表示“一切都会好起来”。
________新概念二册Lesson17
Showsbtothedoor.将某人赶出去
________新概念一册海关passport
Abirdinthehandisworthtwointhebush
一鸟在手，胜过两鸟在林
________新概念一册itiswortheverypenny
AGOODCATDESERVESAGOODRAT
好猫该得好老鼠
________新概念二册Lesson11
Alazysheepthinkhiswoolheavy.
懒羊嫌毛重
_________新概念一册wool
Athiefknowsathief,asawolfknowsawolf.
贼了解贼，正如狼了解狼。
_________新概念二册Lesson7
Aswellbehangedforasheepasalamb
偷大羊和偷小羊同样被处死。
（一不做二不休）
Giveadogabadnameandhanghim.
欲加之罪，何患无词
________新概念二册Lesson26hang）
Fathenslayfeweggs.
肥鸡不下蛋
_________新概念二册L49lie
StupidBirds
Whydobirdsflysouthforthewinter?
theansweris:
Becauseit'stoofartowalk!
________新概念一册too…to句型
两个男人在纽约的一个酒馆里喝酒。
他们已经喝了很多Whisky.他们其中一个人对另一个人说，"Sowhereareyoufrom,then?
"
"I'mfromIreland."
"Metoo!
I'lldrinktothat."他们喝完了又要了两杯。
.
"WhereinIrelandareyoufrom?
"
"Dublin."
"Metoo!
I'lldrinktothat."他们喝完了又要了两杯.
"WhereinDublinareyoufrom?
"
"TheEastSide."
"TheEastSide?
Metoo!
Whatacoincidence!
I'lldrinktothat!
"他们两喝完了又要了两杯。
"WhereontheEastSideareyoufrom?
"
"McDonaghStreet."
"Metoo!
Thisisincredible!
I'lldrinktothat."
当两个人又喝完了后,旁边的另一位顾客对招待员说到，"That'samazing!
Ican'tbelievethey'refromthesamestreetinDublin.What'sgoingon?
"
“哦，没有什么惊讶的，只不过是两个来自爱尔兰的孪生兄弟又喝醉了
_______________新概念一册Whereareyoufrom
MadCows
Twocowsweretalkinginthefield.Onecowsays,"HaveyouheardabouttheMadCowdiseasethat'sgoingaround?
"
Theothercowanswers,"Yeah,makesyougladyou'reapenguin,doesn'tit?
"
__________新概念Lesson21
Milkingit
Awomanandababywereinthedoctor examiningroom,waitingforthedoctortocomein.
Thedoctorarrived,examinedthebaby,checkedhisweightandfounditsomewhatbelownormal.Thedoctoraskedifthebabywasbreastfedorbottlefed.
“Breastfed?
”thewomanreplied.
well,stripdowntoyourwaist,?
thedoctorasked.Shedid.Hepressed,kneaded,rolled,cupped,andpinchedbothbreastsinadetailed,rigorouslythoroughexamination.
Motioningforhertogetdressedhesaid,“Nowonderthisbabyisunderweight!
Youdon'thaveanymilk.?
”
Iknow,?
shesaid,Iamhisgrandmother,butI'mgladIcame.?
Neighbour:
Iheardabignoiseinfrontofyourhouselastnight.Whathappenedtoyou?
Husband:
itwasnothing.Mywifew
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