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Y’knowwhat?

Ithinkthat’senoughfornow.Yeah.Idon’twanttobeoverrehearsed.

（tremendouslyoveracting）Fine!

I’lldoitwithoutyou!

（Joeygivesherthumbsup）Idon’tneedyouoranybodyelse!

I’mgonnamakeitonmyown!

（Joeyclosesthedoortohisbedroom.）You’llsee!

You’llallsee!

OpeningCredits

sapartment,Joeyismemorizinghislines.Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethereaswell.]

Chandler:

（ToJoey）Souh,what’sthisthingyou’reauditioningfor?

Oh,it’sanewTVshow.Yeah.I’mupforthepartofMacMacavelior"

Mac."

Yeah,I’madetectiveandIsolvecrimeswiththehelpofmyrobotpartner.He’sa,he’saComputerizedHumanoidElectronicallyEnhancedSecretEnforceror-or"

C.H.E.E.S.E."

Rachel:

SoMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.

That’sthetitle!

Yeah!

Y’knowtheyreallyluckedoutthattheinitialsspellcheese.

Thatislucky.

Huh—WaitsoJoeyifyougetthis,you’regonnabelikethestarofyourownTVshow!

Imeanyou’llbeliketheBigCheese!

（ToPhoebe）OrtheBigMac—Hey!

Youlovethose!

Well,don’tgetyourhopesup,becauseprobablynotgonnahappen.

Now-now,whywouldyousaythatJoseph?

Imeancomeonyouguys!

MyownTVshow?

Ijustdon’tknowifI’mgoodenough.

Iam.

Joey,whatareyoutalkingabout?

You’reaterrificactor.

Youreallythinkso?

Ugh,howcanyouevenaskthatquestion?

[Andwiththatwegointothesavethebudgetportionoftheshow,whichfeaturesflashbacksfrompreviousepisodes.ThefirstsetofauditionsfeaturehighlightsorlowlightsofJoey’sactingcareer.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheLesbianWedding.]

MonicaandRachel'

s,everyoneistheretowatchJoey'

sfirstsceneasDr.DrakeRemoray.]

Whoa,she'

spretty.（MentioningthegirlonTV）

Yeah,andohshe'

sreallynicetoo.Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkthecameras,andsmell-the-fartacting.

I'

msorry,what?

Monica:

Ross:

Excuseme?

It'

slike,yougotsomanylinestolearnsofast,thatsometimesyouneedaminutetorememberyournextone.Sowhileyou'

rethinkin'

ofit,youtakethisbigpausewhereyoulookallintense,youknow,likethis.（Doesthisintenselookwhereitlookslikehe'

ssmellingafart.）

Oh,ok.

（there'

sagunshotonTV）There'

smyscene,there'

smyscene.[Joeyontv]"

Mrs.Wallace,I'

mDr.DrakeRamoray,yoursister'

sneurosurgeon. 

mafraidthesituationismuchworsethanweexpected.Yoursisterissufferingfroma..."

（Doesthesmell-the-fartlook.）

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheButt. 

ThegangiswatchingJoeyinFreud!

]

（onstageinanAustrianaccent）Vell,Eva,ve'

vedonesomeexcellentvorkhere,andIvouldhavetosay,yourpwoblemisqviiiteclear.（Hegoesintoasonganddancenumber.）

Allyouwantisadingle,

Whatyouenvy'

saschwang,

Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,

Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...

[ThenextflashbackisalsofromTheOneWithTheButtandit'

salsoonthesoundtrack. 

He'

sJoeytellingeveryoneabouthisbigbreakinMonicaandRachel'

sapartment.]

IplayAlPacino'

sbutt.Allright?

Hegoesintotheshower,andthen-I'

mhisbutt.

（tryingnottolaugh）OhmyGod.

C'

mon,youguys.Thisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'

sinit,andthat'

sbig!

Ohno,it'

sterrific,it'

s-it'

s-y'

know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'

vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusiness.

Okay,okay,fine!

Makejokes,Idon'

tcare!

Thisisabigbreakforme!

You'

reright,you'

reright,itis.

Yes.

Soyougonnainviteusalltothebigopening?

[CutbacktoJoeyabouttoleaveforhisauditionforMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.]

Allrightwell,I’mouttahere.Wishmeluck.

（overactingwithasongthistime）（singing）Goooodluck!

Goooodluck!

Weallwishyougoodluuuuuuuuck!

Yeah,whatever.（Exits.）

CentralPerk,ChandlerandRossareplayingchessandarebothstudyingtheboardintently.]

It’syourturn.

Oh,areweplayingthis?

（entering,dejectedly）Hey.

Hey!

How’dtheauditiongo?

Terrible!

Imessedupeveryline!

Ishouldn’tevenbeanactor!

Waitaminute,areyoudoingthatthingwhereyoupretenditdidn’tgowellbutitreallydidgowell?

Yeah,didIfoolya?

Totally!

Soitdidgowell.

Oh,itwentamazinglywell!

Great!

Ohthat’sgreat!

Yeah-yeah,it’sdowntomeandtwootherguys.

OhmyGod!

Wow!

AndIknowbothofthem,they’rereallygood.Oneofthemistheguyfromthoseallergycommercialswho’salwaysgettingchasedbythosebigflowers…

Oh,Ilovethatguy!

（Laughs.）

Oh-oh,whatareyoudoing?

（stopslaughing）WhatamIdoing?

I’mjustsonervous!

Y’know?

Thecallbackisn’tuntiltomorrowatfive.Ifeellikemyheadisgoingtoexplode!

Well,itisoverdue.

Look,don’tworry.Okay?

You’regonnabefine.

There’sjustsomuchpressure.Imeannooffense,butwhatyouguysdoisverydifferent.Idon’tknowifyou’dunderstand.

Yeah,noneofushavetodealwithpressureatourjobs.

[ThusstartsanotherseriesofflashbacksalldealingwiththepressuretherestoftheFriendshavetodealwithintheirjobs.ThefirstflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheStonedGuy.]

Chandler'

soffice.He'

sonthephone,agitated.]

（onphone）Yes,Fran.Iknowwhattimeitis,butI'

mlookingattheWENUSandI'

mnothappy!

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithThePromVideo. 

Monicaisatajobinterviewatanewrestaurant.]

Alright,wellI'

mtearingthelettuce.

Interviewer:

Uh-huh.Isitdirty?

Oh-oh,nonodon'

tworry,I'

mgonnawashit.

Don'

t,Ilikeitdirty.

That'

syourcall.

So,uh,whatareyougoingtodonext?

Well,IthoughtthatIwouldcutupthetomatos.

Arethey,uh,firm?

They'

ralright.

Yousuretheyhaven'

tgonebad?

resurethey'

renotvery,verybad?

Noreally,they'

reOK.

Yougonnaslicethemuprealnice?

Actually,Iwasgonnadothemjullienne.

Aaaahhhhhhh.

moutahere.[Monicaleaves]

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRachel'

sCrush.]

Bloomingdale’s,Rachel’snewjob.]

（onthephone）Monica,I’mquitting!

Ijusthelpedan81yearoldwomanputonathongandshedidn’tevenbuyit!

（Pause）I’mtellingyouI’mquitting!

That’sit!

I’mtalkingtomybossrightnow!

（Pause）YesIam!

YesIam!

Okaybye,callmewhenyougetthismessage.（Hangsup.）

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithTheDozenLasagnas,PhoebeistellingeveryonebutRachelaboutthepassPaulomadeonher.]

Well,whathappened?

Well,hecameinforamassageandeverythingwasfineuntil...（TheflashbackshowsPaulolyingfacedownonthemassagetableandslowlymovinghishandsupPhoebe'

slegsandgrabbingherbutt.）

All:

Ohhhhhh!

Andallofthesuddenhishandsweren'

ttheproblemanymore.（TheflashbackshowsPaulorollingoverandshowingPhoebehisequipment.）

Wasit...

Oh,BoyScoutscould'

vecampedunderit!

[ThenextflashbackisfromTheOneWithRoss'

sSandwich,RosshisconfrontinghisbossabouthimeatingRoss'

ssandwich.]

Youatemysandwich?

Dr.Leedbetter:

Itwasasimplemistake.Itcouldhappentoanyone.

（gettingupset）Oh-ohreally?

Now-nowcalmdown.Comelookinmyoffice,someofitmystillbeinthetrash.

（jumpingtohisfeetinanger）What?

Well,itwasquitelarge.I-I-I-I-Ihadtothrowmostofitaway.

You-you-you-you（tryingtoremainincontrol）threwmysandwichaway!

[Cuttoanoutsideshotofthemuseum.]

（losingcontrol,wehearhimshoutoutside）MYSANDWICH?

[Cuttoashotofapark.]

MYSANDWICH!

（Ross'

sscreamscaresaflightofpigeonsaway.）

[CutbacktoCentralPerk.]

Iwantthispartsomuch!

IfIdon’tgetthispartI’mnevergonnaeatMacaroniandCheeseagain!

—No,Ididn’tsaythat!

That’salie.

sapartment,Chandleristheretalkingtothechickandduck.]

Ohcomeonguys,it’snotlikeImovedtoEurope!

Ijustmovedacrossthehall!

Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetimeifitweren’tfor（strugglestogetthisout）Monica’sallergies.（Theduckquacks.）You’reright,Icouldneverlietoyou.Shehatesyou.（Thephonerings.）ShouldIgetthat?

（Laughs,thenanswersthephone.）Hello?

（Listens）Uhno,Joey’snothererightnow.CanItakeamessage?

（Listens）Yeah,okaysotheauditionhasbeenmovedfrom5:

00to2:

30?

（Listens）Okaygreat.（Listens.）Bye.（Hangsu