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Iknow.It'

sprobablygonnabethebiggestnightofourlives!

Cartman:

[runsup]Youguys!

Youguys!

[pants]Guesswhat?

What,fatass?

!

I'

vebecomeaman!

Istartedpuberty,youguys!

[grins]

Kenny:

（匴hat?

）

Noyoudidn'

t!

Yes!

Ireallydid.

Howdoyouknow?

Well,becauseyesterdayIgotmyperiod.[letsthewordshangthereforamoment]

Yougotyourwhat?

Myperiod,youguys.Yousee,therecomesatimeineverychild'

slifewhentheygrowupandnaturetakesitscoursebyhavingyoubleedoutyourassforafewdayseverymonth.

You'

remakingthatup!

[awomanstepsoutofasmallbuilding,andheaddressesher]MissAliton,what'

sitmeantogetaperiod?

MissAliton:

Wellboys,ah-Idon'

tthinkIcantellyou.Ah-

Please,it'

simportant.

Well,it'

swhenpubertyhitsandyoubleed,youknow,downthere.[pointstotheregion]

Holyshit,dude!

Cartman'

sright!

[MissAlitonturnsandwalksaway.TheboysturntofaceCartman]

Wellguys,I'

mafraidIwon'

tbeabletohangoutwithyouonNewYear'

sEve.Ihavetohangoutwiththeoldercrowdbecausenow,I'

mma-ture.[beginstodanceawaybackwards]Igotmyperiod,andyouguysdidn'

t.Igotmyperiod,andyouguysdidn'

t.[skipsoutofview]

Dude,Cartmancan'

thitpubertybeforeus.

Well,maybewe'

llgetourssoon,too.I'

mgonnagoandseeifI'

mbleedingoutmyass.

（Metoo.）

[TV4NewsFlash]

Anchorman:

Inlocalnews,astomachvirusisgoingaroundthatiscausingbleedingofthecoloninsomesmallchildren.Doctorsaretellingparentsthatthevirusisnothingtoworryaboutandthattheinfectionscanbedealtwithwithsimpleantibiotics.[turnstofaceanothercamera,andanewpicture,"

NewYear'

sEve1999"

appears]Well,it'

sjustfourdaysuntilNewYear'

sEve,1999.Thenewmillenniumisalmostuponus,andallovertheworldpeoplehavestartedtocelebratebydancing,singing,andkillingoneanother.[InNewYork,amidburningbuildings,onemanbeatsanothermanovertheheadwithabat.InParis,peopledropdownfromonhigh,andinBeijingpeopletorcheachother]ButprobablythebiggesteventofthemillenniumisonehappeninginSouthPark,Colorado,wherepeoplehavegatheredforachancetoseeJesusChrist.CraigNetzelisstandingby.

[ReporterCraigNetzelinSouthPark.Televisioncamerasareverywhere]

Craig:

Thanks,Tom.Itisindeedfourdaysuntilthenewmillennium,andhundredsifnotthousandsofpeoplehavecomefromallovertheworldseekingJesus,hereathishouseinSouthPark.[thecamerabeginstopantotheright.Amanwithtwokidsnexttohimsitinchairs.Skeeterandhisfriendsarethere,too]EveryoneisgiddywithanticipationforJesustocomeout,becauseasweallknow,ifJesuscomesoutofhishouseandisnotscaredbyhisshadow,itmeansthenextthousandyearswillbefullofpeaceandlove.[thefrontdooropens]Oh,itlookslikeJesusmightbecomingout!

[turnstofacethehosue.Jesuspeeksoutfromit]

Woman:

[picksuphersonandpointsJesusout]Ohlook,Tommy.Thereheis.Canyouseehim?

Boy:

He'

sneat,Mommy.[camerasgooffasthecrowdstandsbehindsomeJesusline.Donotcrosslines.Jesusdropsbackintohishouse,thenpeeksoutagain]

[softly]Everyoneisquiethere,Tom.Lookslikethelittlefellow'

sabitnervous.[Jesusmovesforward]Buthehastakenanotherstepout,Tom!

Thisisgreatnewforus!

Jesus:

Uh-mmm,umwhatareyoupeopledoing?

[peoplelowertheircameras,puzzled]CanIhelpyouwithsomething?

[noonemoves]

匴ell,it'

s?

themillennium,Jesus.

Uuh-huh?

s"

TheMillennium"

Man1:

Yeah.

Man2:

Man3:

Cameraman:

Right.

So,whathappensatthemillennium?

?

i>

Idon'

tknow.

Jimbo:

Wethoughtyoudid.

"

Y2K"

Man:

Yeah,you'

resupposedtoknow!

Man4:

Yeah!

Man5:

reJesus.

Man6:

Hey!

-You'

retheoneincontrol.

Oh.Well.Yea.Believeinmeandyeshallfindpeace.

Mr.Garrison:

Yeahyeahyeah,we'

veheardthatcrapforabout2000yearsnow!

Wewannahearsome'

in'

new!

stheyear2000,forChrist'

ssake!

Crowd:

Well,whatdoyawant?

Fr.Maxi:

WewanttoseeGod!

Randy:

Yeah,withourowneyes.

WefollowedblindlyforthousandsofyearsandwethinktheleastGodcandoi