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Ohh.Ouch.

Rachel:

What?

Hesaid'

weshoulddoitagain'

that'

sgood,right?

Monica:

Uh,no.Looselytranslated'

Weshoulddothisagain'

means'

Youwillneverseemenaked'

.

Sincewhen?

Joey:

Sincealways.It'

slikedatinglanguage.Y'

know,like'

It'

snotyou'

Itisyou'

Chandler:

Or'

You'

resuchaniceguy'

I'

mgonnabedatingleather-wearingalcoholicsandcomplainingaboutthemtoyou'

Or,or,y'

know,um,'

Ithinkweshouldseeotherpeople'

Ha,ha,Ialreadyam'

Andeverybodyknowsthis?

Yeah.Cushionstheblow.（众所周知）

Yeah,it'

slikewhenyou'

reakid,andyourparentsputyourdogtosleep,andtheytellyouitwentofftoliveonsomefarm.

That'

sfunny,that,no,because,uh,ourparentsactuallydid,uh,sendourdogofftoliveonafarm.

Uh,Ross.

Wh-hello?

TheMillners'

farminConnecticut?

TheMillners,theyhadthisunbelievablefarm,theyhadhorses,and,andrabbitsthathecouldchaseanditwas-itw-.....OhmyGod,ChiChi!

OpeningCredits

ChandlerandJoey'

s,ChandlerishelpingJoeyrehearseforapart.]

"

Sohowdoesitfeelknowingyou'

reabouttodie?

"

Warden,infiveminutesmypainwillbeover.Butyou'

llhavetolivewiththeknowledgethatyousentanhonestmantodie."

Hey,thatwasreallygood!

Thanks!

Let'

skeepgoing.

Okay."

So.Whaddyawantfromme,Damone,huh?

Ijustwannagobacktomycell.'

Causeinmycell,Icansmoke."

Smokeaway."

（Joeytakesoutapackofcigarettesandalighter.Hefumblesanddropsthelighter.Thenhelightsacigarett,takesadrag,andcoughs.）

IthinkthisisprobablywhyDamonesmokesinhiscellalone.

Relaxyourhand!

（Joeyletshiswristgolimp.）

Notsomuch!

Whoah!

Hey!

Alright,nowtrytakingapuff.

（Joeytriesandvisiblywinces.）

Alright..okay.No.Giveittome.

Nonono,Iamnotgivingyouacigarette.

It'

sfine,it'

sfine.Look,doyouwannagetthispart,ornot?

Here.

（Joeyreluctantlygiveshimthecigarette.）

Don'

tthinkofitasacigarette.Thinkofitasthethingthat'

sbeenmissingfromyourhand.Whenyou'

reholdingit,youfeelright.Youfeelcomplete.

Y'

missit?

Nah,notsomuch.Alright,nowwesmoke.（Takesapuff.）Oh..my..God.（Hecontinuestosmoke.）

[Scene,CentralPerk,everyoneexceptPhoebeandRachelisthere.]

No,no,no.Theysayit'

sthesameasthedistancefromthetipofaguy'

sthumbtothetipofhisindexfinger.

（Theguysstretchouttheirfingers.）

sridiculous!

CanIuse..eitherthumb?

（carryingatrayofdrinks）Alright,don'

ttellme,don'

ttellme!

（Startshandingthemout.）DecafcappucinoforJoey..Coffeeblack..Late..Andanicedtea.I'

mgettingprettygoodatthis!

Yeah.Yeah,excellent.

（leavingtoserveothers）Goodforme!

（ThegangswapsallthedrinksforwhattheyorderedasPhoebeenters.Shesitsdownwithoutsayinghi.）

okay,Phoebe?

Yeah-no-I'

mjust-it'

s,Ihaven'

tworked-It'

smybank.

Whatdidtheydotoyou?

snothing,it'

sjust-Okay.I'

mgoingthroughmymail,andIopenuptheirmonthly,youknow,STATEMENT-

Easy.

-andthere'

sfivehundredextradollarsinmyaccount.

Oh,Satan'

sminionsatworkagain...（撒旦的人又开始活动了……）

Yes,'

causenowIhavetogodownthere,anddealwiththem.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Keepit!

snotmine,Ididn'

tearnit,ifIkeptit,itwouldbelikestealing.

Yeah,butifyouspentit,itwouldbelikeshopping!

Okay.Okay,let'

ssayIboughtareallygreatpairofshoes.DoyouknowwhatI'

dhear,witheverystepItook?

'

Not-mine.Not-mine.Not-mine.'

AndevenifIwashappy,okay,and,andskipping-'

Not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine'

...

We'

rewithyou.Wegotit.

（Chandlerleansoverthebackofthecouchoutofsight.）

Okay.I'

d-just-I'

dneverbeabletoenjoyit.Itwouldbelikethisgiantkarmicdebt.

Chandler,whatareyoudoing?

（pulinghimup）Hey.Whaddyadoing?

（Chandlertriestoshrugnonchalantlybuteventuallyhehastoexhaleamouthfulofsmoke.）

Oh!

Oh,God!

Whatisthis?

!

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