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Areyouscared?

Lisa:

Hey,DidyouguysseethemoonlandingonTV?

路人甲:

Canyoubelieveit?

It’ssocool!

Youknowwhat.?

（格鲁：

Excuseme,Lisa…）I’mtalkedtoallentheotherday.

路人甲：

Noway

Heissocute.

Hey,Lisa,Iwaswondering…

路人乙：

Phew,GrutouchedLisa!

GrutouchedLisa!

（众人：

Phew!

）Lisa’sgot“Gruties”!

Scared?

Ofwhat?

Women?

No!

That’sbonkers!

Ijust,I’venointerestingoingonadate,that’sall!

Caseclosed!

I’mnotscaredofwomenordates.Let’sgotobed.GoodnightEdith.GoodnightMargo.Whoa,wowwowwow…Holdyourhorses.Whoareyoutexting?

Noone,justmyfriendAvery.

Avery,Er,Avery?

Isthatagirl’nameoraboy’sname?

Doseitmatter?

No!

No,,itdoesn’tmatter.Unlessit’saboy!

艾格尼丝：

Iknowwhatmakesyouaboy.

Uhh,youdo?

Yourbaldhead.

Oh,yes!

It’sreallysmooth.SometimesIstaredatitandimaginealittlechickpoppingout.

GoodninghtAgnes.Nevergetolder.

Hey,Tim,nicehaircut!

Tommy,hanginthere,baby!

ItisalmostFriday!

So,how’stoday’sbatch,Dr.Nefario?

纳法里奥博士：

Idevelopedanewformula,whichallowedmetogeteveryownkindofberryintooneflavorofjelly.

Oh,ohThatisgood.Lovethefavorof…Er,Er…

It’sawfulit?

No,No.Oh,wearemakinggreatprocess!

Here,trysome.

Ok,justbecauseeverybodyhatesit,doesn’tmeanit’snotgood.

Listen,Gru.There’ssomethingI‘vebeenmeaningtotalktoyouaboutforsometime.

What’swrong?

Imissbeingevil.SinningagainstGod,largescalecrimesiswhatIlivefor.Imean,don’tyouthinkthere’smorearoundyouthanjelly?

Well,I’malsoconsideringalineofjams.

Em,thethingis,Gru,I’venowbeenrecruitedelsewhere.

Dr.Navario!

Comeon,youarekidding,right?

Itieagreatopportunityforme.VacantLab,moreevil,morecensor.

Verywell.Letusgiveyou,theproperset-off.Minions!

Thehighesthonorawarded,toDoctorNavario,foryouryearsofservice,the21FartGunSalute!

Icounted22.

Farewell,myfriends!

Thisthingtakeawhile.Gobackyourbusiness.Imissyoualready.

Areyousureweshouldbedoingthis?

Yes,it’sforhisowngood.Okay,weneedtochooseapicture.

No.Scary,Weird.（众人：

啊）Whatisthat?

Goodmoring,girls,Ihaveanannouncementtomake

Hey,Whatcelebritydoyoulooklike?

Yeah,BruceWillis.

Hmmm,No.

HumptyDumpty!

Oooh,Gollum!

（众人笑）

Okay,whatareyoudong?

We’resettingyouoffforonlinedating.

Oh,Okay…What?

!

No,no,no,no,no,no

Oh,Comeon!

It’sfun!

Andit’syourtimeforyoutogetoutthere.

No,stop.Noone’severgettingoutthere!

Ever!

Okay…Now,fortheannouncement.Ihaveacceptedanewjob!

Wow,really?

Yes,Ihavebeenrecruitedbyatopsecretagencytogoundercoverandsavetheworld!

You‘regonnabeaspy?

That’sright,babies!

Gru’sbackinthegamewithgadgets,andweaponsandcoolcar!

Oh!

dear!

Awesome!

Areyoureallygonnasavetheworld?

Yes,Yes,Iam.

”BakeMyDay”?

Alright!

HereisthecupcakerecipeIgotoffthetinternet.

Anddon’tgonutswiththesprinkles!

Wasn’texpectingthat!

OrwasI?

Oh,you,yougot,yougotUmm…Umm…alittle…Here,I’llgetit.Uhmm,it’sjustspreading.

Alright,alright.Igotthis,just...Stopit!

Oh,I’llletyougetit.

Whatyoujustsawtherewasalittlesomethingnew.I’vebeenworkingon.It’sacombinationofJujitsu,Kravmaga,Aztecwarfare,andKrumping.

Okay,that’sweird.Whyareyouhere?

OnassignmentforSilas.I’myournewpartner!

yeah!

What?

no”YEAH“!

Ramsbottomdidn’tsayanythingaboutapartner.

Well,seemsthatbecauseofyourcheckeredpast,everyoneelserefusedtoworkwithyou.Butnotme!

Isteppedup.AndI’mnew,soIgonnahavetodowhattheytellmeanyway.

Youknowthisguy?

Yes,he’soneofmyminions.

Ohh…I’msorry,Ishouldhaveknown.You’refreetogo.

EarthtoDave.

Youcanleavenow.

So,Whatdowegot?

Who’sonthelist?

Firethematme.

Firstsuspect,TheofBloomandTop.ProprietorofMum’stheWorldfloralshop.

No,nother

Okay.movingon.ChuckKenney,ownerof“StuffABear”.

Idon’tthinkso

对面餐厅店主：

Hello,BuenosDias,myfriends.I’mEduardoPerez,IownaMexicanrestaurant,acrossthe