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spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'
sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife.ThatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourseeverythingseemedasnormalatfirst.Imademybreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspendeveryotherdayquietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.That'
swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosettoretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.
Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.
Whynotquityourjob?
Kidsdomuchbetterwithstay-at-homemums;
itwassomuchlessstressful.Butthiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyofitifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,butshecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.
--LYNETTE:
Hey,hey,hey,hey!
Stopit,stopit,stopit.Stopit.
--PRESTON:
ButMom!
No,youaregoingtobehavetoday.Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...
What’sthat?
Santa’scell-phonenumber.
--PORTER:
How’dyougetthat?
Iknowsomeone,whoknowssomeone,whoknowsanelf.Andifanyoneofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandtellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.Youwillingtoriskthat?
--SCAVOkids:
Uh-uh!
(allshaketheirheadsvehemently)
Okay.Let’sgetthisoverwith.
--MARYALICE:
GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtaspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
--CARLOS:
IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.
--GABRIELLE:
Whydon’tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?
Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,just
workitintotheconversation.
There’snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.
Whynot?
AttheDonohueparty,everyonewastalkingaboutmutualfunds.AndyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.
I’mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.
Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedownplease?
(sigh)Absolutely.Wouldn’twantthemtothinkwe’renothappy.
BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.Andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.AndeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.
--BREE:
Paul,Zachary.Paul,Zachary。
--ZACH:
HelloMrs.VanDeKamp.
--PAUL:
Bree,youshouldn’thavegonetoallthistrouble.
Itwasnotroubleatall.Nowthebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdessertsforyourguests.ButtheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It’sgotrolls,muffins,breakfasttypethings.
Thankyou.
Well,theleastIcoulddoismakesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindswithgrief.
Yes,weare.
Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou’redone.(smilingserenely)
Ofcourse.
-MARYALICE:
SusanMeyer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocook,andsherarelymadeitwell.ItwastoosaltythenightsheandCarlmovedintotheirnewhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonCarl’sshirt.SheburneditthenightCarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.Susanwasstartingtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.
--JULIE:
Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?
--SUSAN:
Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappytheythinkit’stheonly