绝望主妇第一季第一集全英文剧本Word文档格式.docx

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sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife.ThatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourseeverythingseemedasnormalatfirst.Imademybreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspendeveryotherdayquietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.That'

swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosettoretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.

Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,whohadbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.

Whynotquityourjob?

Kidsdomuchbetterwithstay-at-homemums;

itwassomuchlessstressful.Butthiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette’slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromafastfoodrestaurant.Lynettewouldhaveappreciatedtheironyofitifshestoppedtothinkaboutit,butshecouldn’t.Shedidn’thavethetime.

--LYNETTE:

Hey,hey,hey,hey!

Stopit,stopit,stopit.Stopit.

--PRESTON:

ButMom!

No,youaregoingtobehavetoday.Iamnotgoingtobehumiliatedinfrontoftheentireneighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseriousIam...

What’sthat?

Santa’scell-phonenumber.

--PORTER:

How’dyougetthat?

Iknowsomeone,whoknowssomeone,whoknowsanelf.Andifanyoneofyouactsup,sohelpme,IwillcallSantaandtellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.Youwillingtoriskthat?

--SCAVOkids:

Uh-uh!

（allshaketheirheadsvehemently）

Okay.Let’sgetthisoverwith.

--MARYALICE:

GabrielleSolis,wholivesdowntheblock,broughtaspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

--CARLOS:

IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,IwantyoutocasuallymentionhowmuchIpaidforyournecklace.

--GABRIELLE:

Whydon’tIjustpinthereceipttomychest?

Heletmeknowhowmuchhepaidforhiswife’snewconvertible.Look,just

workitintotheconversation.

There’snowayIcanjustworkthatin,Carlos.

Whynot?

AttheDonohueparty,everyonewastalkingaboutmutualfunds.AndyoufoundawaytomentionyousleptwithhalftheYankeeoutfield.

I’mtellingyou,itcameupinthecontextoftheconversation.

Hey,peoplearestartingtostare.Canyoukeepyourvoicedownplease?

（sigh）Absolutely.Wouldn’twantthemtothinkwe’renothappy.

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.Andforreupholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree’smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.AndeveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

--BREE:

Paul,Zachary.Paul，Zachary。

--ZACH:

HelloMrs.VanDeKamp.

--PAUL:

Bree,youshouldn’thavegonetoallthistrouble.

Itwasnotroubleatall.Nowthebasketwiththeredribbonisfilledwithdessertsforyourguests.ButtheonewiththeblueribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It’sgotrolls,muffins,breakfasttypethings.

Thankyou.

Well,theleastIcoulddoismakesureyouboyshadadecentmealtolookforwardtointhemorning.Iknowyou’reoutofyourmindswithgrief.

Yes,weare.

Ofcourse,Iwillneedthebasketsbackonceyou’redone.（smilingserenely）

Ofcourse.

-MARYALICE:

SusanMeyer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.HerhusbandCarlalwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocook,andsherarelymadeitwell.ItwastoosaltythenightsheandCarlmovedintotheirnewhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonCarl’sshirt.SheburneditthenightCarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.Susanwasstartingtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife,evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

--JULIE:

Mom,whywouldsomeonekillthemselves?

--SUSAN:

Well,sometimespeoplearesounhappytheythinkit’stheonly