最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐)Word下载.doc

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Guanyu:

Brother!

Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?

It'

ssoterrible!

Liubei:

Yu,it'

simpossiblethatIdon'

tfeelpainful,isn'

tit?

ButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomeandstriveagainstthePope.NowwecometoCaocao'

scorporationasgatekeeper（看门人）,anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.It'

sveryhardtogetworknow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?

Zhangfei:

Oh,Brother!

ZhuGeliang'

swifeborrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusband’sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'

stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.

Yeah,Brother!

Orwe'

llbeaspooraschurchmouse

Alas!

HowdidIforgetthis?

Let'

sgo!

Go~~go~!

Hurryup!

Followmeandgotothemountainfordunning!

（收拾家伙挽袖子）

AndthenthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.

SCENE2:

ZhuGeliang’shouse

ZhuGeliangZhu’sWife

ZhuGeliang:

Goodmorning!

IamthegeniusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsosadrecently.BecausemywifeforcedmetopasstheCET-6.What’sCET-6?

Doyouknow?

I’veneverheartaboutthat.Andsheaskedmetoreadsoheavybooksanddosomanytexts.（拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮）It’sridiculous.Mymajorismilitaryadvice,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?

Wife:

Darling!

ZhuGeliang：

Mywifeiscoming，sheissolong-winded（啰嗦的）thatIcanneverbearher.（装作认真状）

Wife：

Mydear,howaboutyourstudy?

Thesebooksmakemewanttodoze[dəʊz]（打瞌睡）.I’mdizzy.

Darling!

Now,competitionissoserious.Ifyoucan’tpasscet-6togetyourmaster’sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.Ihavestayedhereforhalfofalifetime.ButnevervisitabiggerplacelikeShanghai.（cry）

Don’tworry,thesebooksaretooeasyforyourhusbandanddon’tneedtolearn.（扔书）

Areyousure?

letmehaveatesttoyou.Listen，readandsee!

Apieceofcake!

Listen,canyouspellapple?

Desk?

SorryIcan’t.（不会抓耳挠腮）

Youcan’t?

Oh,howunfortunateIam!

（crying）I'

mwrong,I'

mreallywrong,I'

mwrongfromthebeginning.Ishouldn'

tmarryhere.IfIdidn’tmarryhere,I'

llneverinthisheartrendingplacenow,

诸葛亮——崩溃了（捂耳朵忙劝）

Don’tcry,don’tcry,stop!

老婆——（马上变脸）

I‘mgoingtostudyhardatonce.

给书童一个手势

Keeper:

Whatisthematter?

Madam?

Listencarefully!

Myhusbandistoobusydoinghishomeworktowelcomeanypeople,soyouwilltellthepeoplewhocallsonhimthatbosshaswenttostudyinEngland.

Whileitisgoingon,liubeiGuanyuZhangfeihavecametothegateofZhuGeliang’shouse.

SCENE3OutsideZhuGeliang’shouse

LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiKeeper

Letmeknockthedoor!

Open!

!

（气愤敲门咚咚咚）

（Checkfromthepeephole）Arethesemenaskingforthedebt?

（Openthedoor）

Thisisliubei!

WearecallingonZhuGeliangandhiswife.

Zhusaidheisnotin.

En?

?

Oh!

No!

...Imean…ImeanmybossisstudyingEnglishinEnglandfortheexamofCET-6,andhemaynotbecomebackthismonth.

OK!

Wewillwaitforhimhere!

Nobodyknowsthatwhenhewillbecomeback,so,let’sgohome!

Thethreemenwentawaywithdisappointed.Afteramonth,thedeeplyautumncame!

Theycamehereatthesecondtime.Unfortunately,theydidn’tseeZhuGeliangaswell.Twomonthpassed,thecoldwinteriscoming!

Itisheavysnowandverycoldoutsides.ZhuGeliangknowsthereasonthatwhytheycomeherethreetimes,andordersthekeepertoletthemcomeinwhileshiswifeisout.

SCENE4:

ZhuGeliang’sHome

ZhuGeliangwifeliubeiZhangfeiGuanyu

Thankgoodness,here'

sLiubeiatlast.Hahaha………

Wof!

Darling!

Hemaycomeheretoaskmetorepayhismoney.Wecan’tlethimin.

Mydarling,pleasedon’tworry.Icanmakeliubeigobackwithnothingbymyslivertongue

Mr.ZhuGeliang.Ihavehuntedyouforalongtime!

（此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头幻灯片放无间道）

Zhu:

Oh!

YouareLiubei.WhatcanIdoforyou?

Liu:

mybrother,youhaveborrowedme500yuan,whenyourepayitforme?

Ihavestarvedforseveraldays.（放乞丐的幻灯片）

Ioweyou500yuan?

whocantestify?

Pleasegivemeachance,Iwanttobeanhonestman.

HowcanIgiveyouachance?

Speakittothejudge.

Pleaselook（扇子指向幻灯片幻灯片放西农地图）,althoughhavingambition,youa