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　　thegreedytradefederationhasstoppedallshippingtothe

　　smallplanetofnaboo.

　　whilethecongressoftherepublicendlesslydebatesthis

　　alarmingchainofevents,thesupremechancellorhassecretly

　　dispatchedtwojediknights,theguardiansofpeaceand

　　justiceinthegalaxy,tosettletheconflict.....'

　　pandowntorevealasmallspacecruiserheadingtowardcamera

　　atgreatspeed.panwiththecruiserasitheadstowardthe

　　beautifulgreenplanetofnaboo,whichissurroundedby

　　hundredsoftradefederationbattleships.

　　int.republiccruiser-cockpit

　　inthecockpitofthecruise,thecaptainandpilotmaneuver

　　closertooneofthebattleships.

　　qui-gon（o.s.）

　　captain.

　　thecaptainturnstoanunseenfiguresittingbehindher.

　　captain

　　yes,sir?

　　tellthemwewishtoboardatonce.

　　yes,sir.

　　thecaptainlookstoherviewscreen,wherenutegunray,a

　　neimoidiantradeviceroy,waitsforareply.

　　withallduerespectforthetrade

　　federation,theambassadorsforthe

　　supremechancellorwishtoboard

　　immediately.

　　nute

　　yes,yes,ofcoarse...ahhh...asyou

　　know,ourblockadeisperfectlylegal,

　　andwe'

dbehappytorecievethe

　　ambassador...happyto.

　　thescreengoesblack.outthecockpitwindow,thesinister

　　battleshiploomsevercloser.

　　ext.federationbattleship-dockingbay-space（fx）

　　thesmallspacecruiserdocksintheenormousmainbayof

　　thefederationbattleship.

　　int.federationbattleship-dockingbay-space

　　aprotocoldroid,tc-14,waitsatthedoortothedocking

　　bay.twoworkerdroids,pk-4andeg-9watch.

　　pk-4

　　theymustbeimportantiftheviceroy

　　sentoneofthoseuselessprotocol

　　gearheadstogreetthem.

　　thedooropens,andtherepubliccruisercanbeseeninthe

　　dockingbay.twodarklyrobedfiguresaregreetedbytc-14.

　　tc-14

　　i'

mtc-14atyourservice.thisway,

　　please.

　　theymoveoffdownthehallway.

　　eg-9

　　arepubliccruiser!

that'

s

　　trouble...don'

tyouthink?

mnotmadetothink.

　　int.federationbattleship-conferenceroom

　　adoorslidesopen,andthetwocloakedshapesareledpast

　　cameraintotheformalconferenceroombytc-14.

　　ihopeyouhonouredsirswiththe

　　mostcomfortablehere.mymaster

　　willbewithyoushortly.

　　thedroidbowsbeforeobi-wankenobiandqui-gonjinn.he

　　backsoutthedooranditcloses.thejedilowertheirhoods

　　andlookoutalargewindowatthelushgreenplanetofnaboo.

　　qui-gonsixtyyearsold,haslongwhitehairinaponytail.

　　heistallandstriking,withblueeyes.obi-wanistwenty

　　five,withveryshortbrownhair,paleskin,andblueeyes.

　　severalexotic,bird-likecreaturessinginacagenearthe

　　door.

　　obi-wan

　　ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis.

　　qui-gon

　　idon'

tsenseanything.

　　it'

snotaboutthemission,master,

ssomethging...elsewhere...elusive.

　　don'

tcenteronyouranxiety,obi-

　　wan.keepyourconcentrationhere

　　andnowwhereitbelongs.

　　masteryodasaysishouldbemindful

　　ofthefuture...

　　...butnotattheexpenseofthe

　　moment.bemindfuloftheliving

　　force,myyoungpadawan.

　　yes,master...howdoyouthinkthe

　　tradeviceroywilldealwiththe

　　chancellor'

sdemands?

　　thesefederationtypesarecowards.

　　thenegotiationswillbeshort.

　　int.federationbattleship-bridge

　　nutegunrayanddaultraydofinestand,stunned,beforetc-

　　14.

　　（shaken）

　　what?

!

?

whatdidyousay?

　　theambassadorsarejediknights,i

　　believe.

　　dofine

　　iknewit!

theyweresenttoforcea

　　settlement,eh.blindme,we'

redone

　　for!

　　staycalm?

i'

llwagerthesenate

　　isn'

tawareofthesupreme

smoveshere.go.distract

　　themuntilicancontactlordsidious.

　　areyoubraindead?

mnotgoingin

　　therewithtwojedi!

sendthedroid.

　　dofineturnstotc-14,wholetsoutasqueakysigh.

　　isittheirnaturetomakeuswait

　　thislong?

　　thedoortotheconferenceroomslidesopen,andtc-14enters

　　withatrayofdrinksandfood.

　　no.isenseanunusualamountof

　　fearforsomethingastrivialas

　　thisdispute.

　　obi-wantakesadrink.

　　nute,dofine,andrunehaakoarebeforethehologramofdarth

　　sidious,arobedfigurewhosefaceisobscuredbyahood.

　　thisschemeofyourshasfailed,

　　lordsidious.theblockadeis

　　finished!

wedarenotgoagainst

　　thesejedi.

　　darthsidious

　　youseemmoreworriedaboutthejedi

　　thanyouareofme,dofine.iam

　　amused..viceroy!

　　nute,lookingv