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Chandler:

AllrightJoey,benice. 

Sodoeshehaveahump?

Ahumpandahairpiece?

Phoebe:

Wait,doesheeatchalk?

（Theyallstare,bemused.）

Just,'

cause,Idon'

twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!

Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'

sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.

Soundslikeadatetome.

[TimeLapse]

Alright,soI'

mbackinhighschool,I'

mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.

All:

Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.

ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'

saphone...there.

Insteadof...?

That'

sright.

Neverhadthatdream.

No.

Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'

tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.

Andtheyweren'

tlookingatyoubefore?

!

Finally,IfigureI'

dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'

smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]

Ross:

（mortified）Hi.

Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.

Areyouokay,sweetie?

Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...

Cookie?

（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Ohh.

（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Thanks.

Ooh!

Oh!

（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）

No,nodon'

t!

Stopcleansingmyaura!

No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?

Fine!

Bemurky!

I'

llbefine,alright?

Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'

llbeveryhappy.

Noyoudon'

t.

NoIdon'

t,tohellwithher,sheleftme!

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...

No!

Okay?

Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?

Shedidn'

tknow,howshouldIknow?

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...（Theyallstareathim.）DidIsaythatoutloud?

Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.

Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:

00A.M.,"

I'

llneverhavegrandchildren,I'

llneverhavegrandchildren."

waswhat?

Awrongnumber?

Sorry.

AlrightRoss,look.You'

refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'

reangry.You'

rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

（Rossgestureshisconsent.）

Stripjoint!

resingle!

Havesomehormones!

Idon'

twanttobesingle,okay?

Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）

AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

（Heextendshishandhopefully.）

Rachel?

Rachel:

OhGodMonicahi!

ThankGod!

Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'

tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!

Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?

（pointingatRachel）De-caff.（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?

Hi,sure!

Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss'

sumbrellaopens. 

Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain. 

AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）

Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-（tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee）Sweet'

n'

Lo?

-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!

AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'

swhenithitme:

howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'

know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'

WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?

'

.（toMonica）SoanywayIjustdidn'

tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'

retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.

Whowasn'

tinvitedtothewedding.

Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'

tbeanissue...[Scene:

Monica'

sApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]

NowI'

mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'

sreallynothappyaboutit.

（imitatingthecharacters）Tu