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破产姐妹第一季第一集台词打印版
破产姐妹第一季第一集
Pickup!
Tables12,4,11.
十二四十一号桌上菜
Gotit.
来了
Hey,whenyougetasecond,
等你丫有空...
stoplookingatmyboobs.
麻烦把淫眼从我奶上移开
Excuseme.
麻烦一下
Waitress?
服务生
Dude?
小二
Hi,whatcanIgetya?
您好请问要点什么
Weneedsome...
我们要...
Isthatannoying?
看了会不爽吗
Isthatobnoxiousandrude?
觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗
Wouldyoufinditdistractingifsomeonedidthattoyou
你工作时有人这么弄你
whileyouwereworking?
你会觉得烦吗
Oh,youdon'thaveajob.Sorry.
哎呀忘记你没工作了抱歉
Damn,dude,sheburnedyou.
靠伙计她完胜呀
No,hipster.
别搞错了小痞子
Donotthinkwe'reonthesameteam.
xx我跟你是一国的
Wehavenothingincommon.
咱俩到死都不是同路人
Iwearknithatswhenit'scoldout.
姐xx挡酷寒
YouwearknithatscauseofColdplay.
二货戴帽学酷玩[乐队]
Youhavetattoostopissoffyourdad.
你的纹身是想气死你爹
Mydaddoesn'tknowhe'smydad.
我爹压根不知他是我爹
Andfinally,
最后
youthink...
你觉得
thisisthesoundthatgetsyouservice.
一声穿云指我千军万马来服务
Ithink...
要我说
Thisisthesoundthatdriesupmyvagina.
一声穿云指我如瀑下阴也干枯
Theotherwaitressdisappeared,theRussianone.
那位xx服务生呢怎么不见了
Weneedhorseradish.
我们想要山葵酱
Please.
拜托您了
That,ladies,ishowyoutreatawaitress.
妹妹真乖这样才有礼貌嘛
Paulina!
xx莲娜
Oh,so...sogood,oh...
xxxx死了
Oh,sorry,Ididn'trealizeyouwereonbreak.
抱歉不知道你在休息
Ijustneedsomehorseradish.
我要山葵酱
-Here.-Oh,cool.
-给-收到
Excuseme,where'smywaitress?
请问服务生去哪了
She'scoming.
她马上来[xx]
Earl.
厄尔
Earl!
厄尔
Imadeyourfavorite,redvelvet.
我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕
Mylittlecupcakebroughtmeacupcake.
我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕
Letmepayyouforthat.
我还是把钱给你吧
Oh,no,no.It'sonthehouse.
不用我请客
It'syourbirthday.
你生日嘛
Howoldareyougonnabe?
过完生日要几岁了啊
75.
七十五岁
Oh,Earl,ifyouwerejustthreeyearsyounger.
厄尔你要小个三岁咱俩就成了
Max,Max,bignews.
xxxx大新闻
ThenewbossfiredthatRussianwaitress,Paulina.
新老板炒了xx妞宝莲娜
TurnsoutchestyKournikovawasVladimirPuttin'itout.
大胸xx被发现其实是个死间谍
Hellotoday.Ihavepaycheckforyou.
早安我带了你的工资来
Ineedtotalktoyou.YoufiredPaulina,Han?
我有话问你你炒了xx莲娜吗xx
IamnolongerHanLee.
我已经不叫xx憨了
IhavenewAmericanname
我取了新的英文名字
togowithchangingneighborhood.
好适应新时代"得"社会
Togowiththechangingneighborhood.
是新时代"的"社会
Youneedtorememberthisforyourimmigrationexam.
移民考试的时候别又说错了
Correct.Togowiththechangingneighborhood.
行好适应新时代"的"社会
Bryce?
小笼
YournameisBryceLee?
你改名叫xx小笼啊
Wait,wait,um,um,um...
等等等一下
Don'thireanewwaitress,okay?
别再招新人来了好吗
I'vebeendoingalltheworkanyway,
反正活儿总是我全包
andIreallycouldusetheextramoney.
让我多拿一份工资补贴家计吧
Youneedhelp.
你需要帮手
-No,Idon't.-Everyoneneedhelpsometimes.
-不用-谁都需要帮手
Idon't.I'vebeenwaitingmywholelife,okay?
我不用我当了一辈子的侍应
I'vewaitedontables,I'vewaitedinbars,
在餐厅酒吧都做过侍应
I'vewaitedonhomepregnancytests.
甚至在家等验孕结果
[Waited:
等待侍应一词多义]
Ialreadyhirenewwaitress.
我已经雇新人了
SheworkinalltoprestaurantsinManhattan.
她以前在xx顶级餐厅工作过
IgaveherPaulina'suniform.
我都把xx莲娜的制服给她了
Mr.Lee,nottocomplain,
xx有点事情想问问
butIthinksomeoneworethisuniformbeforeme,
这件制服好像有人穿过了呢
likerightbeforeme.
而且是刚刚才穿过
IsitpossiblethatIcouldgetanotherone?
可不可以帮我换一件全新的呀
Maybeonethat'salittlelessmoist.
换件没这么湿漉漉的
Alsothismustardcolordoesn'treallygowithmyskintone,
另外我的肤色跟xx芥末色不太搭
neitherdothemustardstains...
跟芥末渍也不搭
Andthesevariousotherstains,andsmells.
跟这各式污渍异味更是不搭
Ihopethat'sclamchowder.
白白的是蛤蜊浓汤渍吧...
So...
所以
Ithinkit'dbebetterforeveryone,
为了大家
includingmyimmunesystem,
以及我的免疫系统着想
ifIjustkeeponwearingwhatI'mwearing,
我就穿自己这身就好了
andnottheapron,'causethisischanel.
那件就省了我这身可是xx
Sothankyou,
感谢聆听
andlet'swaitress.
本xx要xx啦
Whateverthatis,
这娇娇女明显就是
itdoesnotbelonginthisdiner.
来错地方打错工了
ItbelongsinashowonBravo.
她应该去演电视
Butsheblonde,hairsoshiny,
她是金发妞金发闪闪
goodforbusiness.
有助财源广进啊
Wheredoyouevenfindthesepeople?
你都去哪找到这些歪瓜裂枣的啊
TheRussianhooker,theonebeforethatwasamethaddict.
xx妓女再前一位还是吸毒妹
Youtrainher,Iamboss.
你去训练她我可是老板
Daboss.
老板中的老板
Fine,butmakeherweartheuniform.
好那你先去命令她穿上制服
Areyousurewecan'tgetthemethaddictback?
真不能让吸毒的回来吗
Shewasreallygoodatcleaning.
她是毁尸灭迹打扫神人呢
Butherteethfallout.
可她吸毒到牙掉光了
Youarereallyjudgmental,youknowthat?
你也太以貌取人了吧
I'monlygonnasaythisonce,sopayattention.
我就说一回仔细听
I'mCaroline,bytheway.Andyou'reMax?
我是卡洛琳你叫xx对吗
Don'tgetattached.
先别建立感情
ThisistheWilliamsburgdiner,ownedbyHanLee,
这间威廉xx餐厅老板是xx
WhojustchangedhisnametoBryceLee,
最近刚改名叫xx小笼
becauseIguesshewantspeopletotakehimevenlessseriously.
他应该是患了不被当笑话会死的病
EightmonthsagoheboughtitfromtheRussianmob.
八个月前他向xxxx顶下这餐厅
Clienteleusedtobealleasternbloccriminalsandcrackwhores,
以前客源通常是xx小流氓吸毒妓女
butthenhetookitoverandruinedit.
他顶过来之后客源就跑光了
Hey,sexywoman.
哟性感辣妹
Youlooksoprettytoday.
今儿个性感动人啊
Youlooksobeautiful,Iforgothowbadyourpersonalityis.
美得我差点忘了你是悍妇了
Thanks,Oleg.
承蒙夸奖xx
Hey,Barbie.
嗨芭比xx
That'sOleg.
他是xx
Hewillhitonyouaggressivelyandrelentlessly.
他将会不停地用烂招泡你
Hedoesn'trealizehelookslikethat,
他的自信多到爆棚
andIdon'thavethehearttotellhim.
可惜我没多余的善心点醒他
Miss,couldwehavesomemenus?
xx可以给份菜单吗
Oh,sure.
当然
Don'tsmile.
不要微笑
Causeitraisesthebar,andthenIhavetosmile,
你拉高服务标准我就得跟上
andIcan'tbedoingthat.
那样太累人了
It'sexhaustingandIhaveabadback.
微笑又累人又有害健康
That'sEarl,we'reinlove.
那是我的恋人厄尔
Donottalktohim,
别跟他多讲话
unlessyouwanttofeelwhiterthanyoualreadyare.
除非你想显得更"白"痴
Oh,andthatstain?
还有那块污渍
Notclamchowder.
其实是男人"精"xx
Gomarrytheketchups.
去把番茄酱xx一起
Marrytheketchups.I'monit.
"联姻"起马上好
Okay.Nowdivorcetheketchups.
"联姻"完弄离婚吧
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
停停停
There'snosuchthingasdivorcingtheketchups.
让番茄酱离婚纯属我鬼扯
You'veneverwaitressedadayinyourlife.
你压根就没当过服务生对吧
Yes,Ihave.
我真的做过
Youexpectmetobelieveyou
看完你这出
afterwatchingthatwholeTempleGrandinroutine?
奇葩的演出后鬼才信你
-I'mtellingLee.-Okay,okay,
-我去跟老板检举你-别求你了
Imayhaveenhancedmyresume.
我的确稍微xx了我的简历
Enhanced?
What,areweinParis?
xx你当参加xx时尚展啊
Please,Ireallyneedthisjob,okay?
求你了我真的很需要这份工
Welostallofourmoney.
我们家一无所有了
Mytrustfundwastakenforlegalfees.
我的信托基金被拿去支付律师费
Mydadisinjail.
老爸又入狱了
What?
Whatareyou,MartinChanning'sdaughter?
干嘛难不成你是xx·xx的女儿啊
Where'sthepaper?
报纸在哪
MartinChanning?
xx·xx
Theguywhorippedofftheentirecityisyourfather.
骗光整座城的人是你老爸
Hetolduswewerehavingagoodyear.
他只跟我们说今年生意挺好
You'reCarolineChanning.
你是卡洛琳·xx
You'relikeabillionaire.
你可是亿万富翁
Was.Wasabillionaire.
曾是曾是亿万富翁
Theyfrozeallourassets,everything'sgone.
所有资产都被冻结了全没了
IonlyhavewhatIcouldgrab,
我只能拿几样xx走
andIgrabbedallthewrongthings.
可我全拿了没用的xx
-Sodoyouknowthepresident?
-I'vemethim.
-你认识总统吧-见过
-He'shot.-He'sthepresident.
-他很性感吧-他就是个总统
-HaveyoubeentoSwitzerland?
-Yes.
-你去过xx吧-去过
-Doyouhaveahorse?
-Yes.
-你有马吗-有
-DoyouknowParisHilton?
-No,she'sahundred.
-认识xx·希尔顿吗-不认识她太老了
Excuseme,uh,twohotchocolate,please.
麻烦一下两杯热xx
Comin'up.
马上好
Letmedothat,please.
让我来吧
I'mareallyfastlearner.
我学xx可快了
IwenttoWhartonbusinessschool.
xx商学院毕业
Igot2,300onmySAT.
SAT考了两千三百分
Canyoumakeahotchocolate,ornot?
那你做得出热xx吗
Nailedit.
搞定
Wesplitthetips.Givemeyours.
小费均分把你的拿来
YoudidbetterthanIthoughtyouwould.
比我预计的好多了
Listen,tonightIthoughtofaway
我刚想到了一个
wecouldmakesomeextramoney.
赚外快的办法
They'vetotallyunderestimatedtheprice
那些红丝绒蛋糕
pointonthoseredvelvetcupcakes.
定价实在低的离谱
InManhattantheaskingpriceisatleastseven,
在xx这至少卖七块
sowecouldsellthemforseven,andthenpocketthedifference.
我们就卖七块赚价差中饱私囊
Nothingaboutthatsoundswrongtoyou?
难道你不觉得有什么不对吗
It'snotourfaultthattheidiotwhomakesthecupcakes
做蛋糕的傻子定价这么低
doesn'tknowtheirworth.
又不是我们的错
I'mtheidiotwhomakesthecupcakes.
我就是做蛋糕的那傻子
Newinformation.
我才知道嘛
That'sstupid.
这肯定不行
Noonewouldpay$7foroneofmycupcakes.
谁会花七块买我的蛋糕啊
Really?
'Cause...
你确定吗看这...
Well,atleastweknowyou'renotadopted.
果然有遗传你爸弄钱的基因啊
Sohow'dyouevenendupinBrooklyn?
你怎么会沦落到来布鲁克林打工
Oh,Iwento.
我去招工网站
Typedin"placewherenobody
输入上xx的人[富人区]
fromtheUpperEastSidewouldevergo,ever,"
这辈子绝对不会去的地方
andthisdinercameup.
就出现这家店了
Youcan'twearafancyleatherjacketoutside
这里xx差穿高级皮衣
inthisneighborhood.
铁定会被抢
Youhavetoturnitinsideout.
反着穿露出丑的那面
Fur.Cool.Turnitback.
皮草算了再翻回来吧
Sowheredoyoulive?
你住哪儿呀
Ourtownhousewastakenandboltedupbythebank,so...
我家大宅被银行没收查封了
IsthiswhereI'msupposedtofeelsorryforyou?
我需要表达一下同情吗
Imean,Idon'twantyouto,
我是不想逼你啦
butjustsoyouknow,awell-adjustedpersonwould.
不过正常的好人都会同情的
I'mdeadinside.
我是没同情心的坏人
Youmakethatprettyobvious.
是人都看得出来
Anyway,I'mjustgonnastayinthecitywithafriend.
好吧我要去市中心的朋友家了
Iliveacoupleofblocksthatway.
我就住附近
I'dwalkyoutothesubway,
我照理该陪你走去地铁站的
it'sjustthatIdon'twantto.
不过我真的没这么好心
Gotit.
完全理解
Okay.
就这样吧
Robbie!
罗比
Whyisthemusicsoloud?
放这么大声干嘛呢
It's3:
00inthemorning.
现在都凌晨三点了
I'msorry.
对不起嘛
It'scool.Sowhatareyoudoin'?
xx你吧你们在干嘛呢
Theband'spracticing.
乐队在练习呢
Butyou'renotplayinganyinstruments.
怎么没看到乐器呢
Yeah,that'showwepractice.
这是我们独门秘技
We,like,listentoothergoodmusic,
听着别人的音乐
andplayitinourhead.
然后在自己脑海演练
It'slikethesecret.
这好比不能弹的秘密
Well,Ihaveasecretforyouguys.
是吗我也有个秘密要跟你们说
Getout!
给我滚出去
-Uh,youguysbettergo.-Weshouldgo.
-伙计们先走吧-好的
Sorryguys,Istillhavetomakethecupcakes.
抱歉了我还得做小蛋糕呢
Cupcakes?
Forwhy?
Youcanjustbuy'ematthestore.
干嘛自己做去店里买一个不就得了
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